Disclaimer:
Mrs. J.K., I emerged from Westeros, your girls liked it there, I wonder how they will manage this world. Like yours, I don't own this one either. As always: Your puppets, your worlds, my show. I may or may not, add some ideas from fellow authors.
Previous:
I pressed No, I had to say goodbye to everyone. That night all the companions gathered, I told them: "I have one day to settle everything. Most of my Inventory has already been transferred to Storage Rings and Vaults. Everyone, the only thing that will change is that the Dungeons are not available anymore, and I turn into a human once more, no more Gamers Body and Inventory."
I spend the night with the wives and the day with the children, Sirius, and his wives. I hugged Arya and said: "Arya, you are one of my favorite girls, because of the books and TV Show. Sirius is a lucky man to have you."
That evening I Pressed Yes. Everything went dark.
Xxxxx
I woke up in a bed with a naked redheaded girl, hugging me close… I can get used to that.
1 The world of boobs…
I looked at my body... after examining hers for a couple of minutes, the size was above average, girth was also not bad… He was ready for action. Then I checked the rest of my body. Meh, it's below average.
Level 8
World: High school DXD
Main Quest: Get your own peerage, and win 5 rating games with it.
Time limit: 2 years
Reward: Depends on the level of completion
Failure: Eunuch for 1 decade
Crap! I only saw a few seasons and forgot most of the plot. Right, the girls were beautifully drawn. I bet those artists worked with a boner most of the time. I took a look at my stats:
Name: Issei Hyoudou
Bloodline: Devil (Reincarnated)
Titles:
Enemy of Men – Shameless Male Scumbag - Greedy Bastard – Eyeball Harold(Deactivated)
Bane of Hogwarts (Deactivated) – Master of Death (not all requirements met)
Shameless Braggart - King Eyeball(Deactivated) - Bunny Hopper – The Destroyer
Kingslayer – The Whiny Wizard – Ruthless Killer – King of Show-offs
Cheating Bastard - The Stallions Nightmare - Lord of the Dicks
Age 17
Longinus: Boosted Gear Ddraig
Level 275
Abilities:
Parseltongue
Dragontongue
Natural Animagus - Dragon Animagus Bobby – Phoenix Animagus Clumsy
Druidic Affinity
Elemental Mage
Metamorphmagus
Cut/Copy/Paste
Chakra prodigy
Library
Inventory
Domain
ID Create/Escape
Gamers Body: Max Level
Gamers Mind: Max Level
Companions(Max 3):
Sirius Orion Black – Daphne Greengrass – Astoria Greengrass – Tracey Davis
Padma Patil - Parvati Patil – Fay Dunbar – Lavender Brown – Lyanna Stark
Obara Sand – Nymeria Sand – Tyene Sand – Lucinda Bright.- Bu Meili – Bu Fen
Margaery Tyrell – Sansa Stark – Arya Stark – Daenerys Targaryen
Familiars:
Betsy Hungarian Horntail
Benny Valyrian Dragon
Bernie Valyrian Dragon
Skills:
Wizarding Magic Master Level 180.
Telekinesis 230– Telepathy 185– Teleport 220 – Technomancy 120- Spatial Magic 270
Observe 280 – Mage sight110 – Occlumency 130– Legilimency 110– Healing 260 - Light Magic 220
One-hand Sword 115– Two-hand Sword100 – Dual wielding 260– Archery110 – Martial arts 180
Horseback Riding 100– Cooking 150 – Gardening 100– Cleaning 160– Construction 195
Basic musical Instruments 10– Singing 100- Drawing 100– Finger Painting 130– Grooming 100– Teaching 150
Navigating 100- Translation Magic 120-
Professions:
Blacksmithing 265- Leatherworking 100- Mining 100- Engineering 186– Inscription 230
Herbology 100– Alchemy 100– Tailoring 100– Jewelcrafting 100– Enchanting 220
Manipulation 100 – Bullshitting 100 – Acting 1– Whining 1- Buttkissing 1
Dragons:
Lavender: Glaedr
Parvati: Chenron
Fay: Norberta
Daphne: Alextrasza
Tracey: Isera
Padma: Asura
Lyanna: Beauty
Astoria: Daffy -
Obara: Oby -
Nymeria: Elly
Tyene: Beauty
Lucinda: Lady
Daenerys: Rhogor
Margaery: Vhagar
Sansa: Dreamfyre
Arya: Urrax - Direwolf Nymeria (Nym)
Bu Meili: Mulong
Bu Fen: Shenlong
Sirius: Prongs
Damned, that list is getting long, the only downside is that I am already reincarnated as a pawn of Miss Naked Redhead. And I am a fucking pervert! A perv focused on boobs even! What the hell can you do with boobs anyway?
They are great to look at, to fondle with, alright a titty fuck feels great too. A Japanese Body Wash… to die for. OK! I admit boobs are great.
I have a Welsh dragon in me? I hope Betsy isn't jealous or is going after him. She is mine dude!
Hmm... focus on the naked girl who is using my body as a hugging pillow. One leg is already over my body, Issei Junior is pointed in the right direction, only a small distance to the cave of wonders, the sheath for my sword, the purpose of Adolescence. Way better than boobs in my opinion.
Now, you wonder why my Finger Painting got so high? Watch and learn. I put my index finger in my mouth and covered it with spi.. saliva. Slowly I began to draw runes on her body, using a lot of spi.. saliva.
Rias began to react to it, the runes let her dream a very realistic scenario, lying in bed with her lover and getting seduced by him. The dream became hotter when the lover sucked her boobs and let his fingers wander down south to find a little nob.
Her hand slid down to Little Issei and began stroking it, guiding it to the goal of almost every male. Little Issei was happy to follow her lead and slowly entered. Alright, Devil's pussy is hot, moist, and tight. But so are the pussies of my companions, there is nothing new to learn here.
Suddenly Rias straddled me, deployed her wings, and opened her eyes. She took the situation in, her pawn is sucking her boobs, and something entered her… with a shock, she looked down and saw Little Issei doing small pumping movements, happily going deeper until he reached the barrier.
I let go of the left nipple and asked: "Now is the time to decide miss, do you want to continue? A few moments more and I won't stop for anything." I might have cheated a bit and worked her pleasure receptors over with Telekinesis.
Nah, I can't be a bastard the first day in this world and pick her flower. I pulled out but took another price when I pulled her head closer and gave her a French kiss, honoring my title of Shameless Male Scumbag.
Rias was overwhelmed, first that lifelike dream, waking up with a dick in her pussy, and getting her first kiss stolen. Her first FRENCH kiss! Worst of all, she doesn't want it to stop!
Taking the initiative, Rias deepened the kiss and started grinding against Little Issei. I grabbed her ass, took her actions for permission, and entered her pussy again. The spit-runes… Saliva-runes amplified her feelings of lust and need, Rias went down with force. No more virgin Rias anymore, I healed her to remove the pain and fucked her until she passed out.
I was certain that Mother came to take a peek at why I was making so much noise, I heard the door close again when Rias and I were on our second run.
Xxxxx
I did an Observe on Rias:
Rias Gremory
Race: Ultimate-class Devil
Age 18
Level 252
Abilities:
Power of Destruction
Skills:
Contracts
King of Team Rias Gremory
As always, fucking Observe only tells me the minimum. Let me think a bit, I got attacked by that fallen angel, got mortally wounded, she made me a pawn, the next morning I woke up with a naked redhead in my bed.
The memories of this life rushed in, I must have hit my head somewhere because when puberty kicked in, I became a boob-obsessed perv. I don't know how tolerant the Japanese schools are, I suspect some Devils intervened for me, or else I got in jail already.
Idiot I got discovered peeking almost every time because he and the two other dimwits couldn't stay quiet.
My parents are good people, although I sometimes missed one of my porn books… I have bloody a lot of them!
Let's check what is new in my stats, Reincarnated Devil… that's obvious, Domain? What the fuck is a Domain? An Observe showed:
Domain.
A personal sanctuary for the Gamer, his Companions, and familiars.
It is located in a pocket space, accessible by entering the entrance building in the style of this world.
The size goes up with the level of the Gamer.
Alright! Finally something useful!… where is that building?
Rias woke up, smiling shyly at her I said, "Miss, you took my first time in this world. You have to take responsibility!" Hah! In almost every Anime that line comes up. I just had to use it.
Rias' cheeks had the same color as her hair, "I don't know what came over me, I could not stop, it felt too good to stop it. Wasn't it supposed to be hurting the first time? Or was it too small to do damage?"
My brain froze up! Too small? I protested, "I'll have you know its size is above average thank you! For the record, you did enjoy it a lot, or didn't you?"
The blush deepened on her face, "Yes I enjoyed it, a lot."
A voice said, "And that will get you in a lot of trouble." A woman in a maid's costume stood in the room. Let's think… that is sister-in-law Grayfia Lucifuge.
I said to her, "Hey! A good maid waits until we are in the shower to clean the bed! Are you a perv who likes to watch us? Don't tell me… you want to join?"
That last comment went a bit far, she glared at me and said, "Be glad you are alive when this is over boy! You did the ultimate sin to our House. She is engaged to a high Lord and was expected to keep her purity!"
I protested, "Hello! Miss here was naked in my bed! So I doubt she likes her fiancee a lot or she was fucking with him instead of me. Also, do you expect me to do nothing when a drop-dead gorgeous woman does a naked koala with me?"
Rias objected, "You know I hate Riser Phenex! He is the scum of the underworld and you know that too! I refuse to marry that creep and do anything to get away from him. I rather marry Issei-kun here. He already told me to take responsibility."
Crap! That joke backfired. Grayfia coolly said, "Enjoy your stay, Rias Chan, I have to inform Sirzechs-kun and your parents of this. Prepare your explanations for them." She Teleported away.
I hugged Rias and asked, "Did I put you in trouble? Can I help?"
Rias sighed, "I am engaged to the third son of a High Lord. He is a scumbag that is using his peerage as a brothel. I am trying to get out of that engagement for years."
I asked, "Hold on a bit, what is peerage? Also, can you explain the cosplay wings? Or is it some kind of drug that I am tripping on? No, wait; first a shower, then some clothes. Maybe some sex in between."
Our shower lasted… only fifteen minutes, the mood was killed by the maid.
The first minutes at breakfast with my parents were awkward, but they were excited that I landed such a beauty, and already dreaming about grandchildren.
Xxxxx
On the way to school, Rias explained her race and the Peerage, "Our community became too small, so Beelzebub sama created Evil Pieces to allow Devils to turn humans and other races into Devils to repopulate our race. When that Fallen Angel killed you I reincarnated you as a Devil. I used a pawn."
She glanced sideways at me, "By training and winning rated games, you can become powerful enough to be a King and have your own peerage."
I summarized, "So I am your servant pawn, and are now on the way to meet the other… servants?"
Rias smiled, "We are all members of the Occult Research Club. You will like them."
At the Club, she introduced me to them all, Yuuto Kiba, a swords nutt, Koneko Toujou a Cat person, and Akeno Himejima, a hybrid human/Fallen Angel.
Koneko was suspicious of me and said, "He smells funny, I don't trust him." I reacted: "You smell like a cat, but you don't hear me complaining about it. No, you smell rather nice." I petted her head, I read Japanese girls like that. Cats do too so it counts double. I tried to scratch behind the ears to see if she thumped her leg, but that is something dogs do.
I did get her to purr, "Nice kitty, you are a cute one, I think I will keep you." The purring stopped, and a black aura appeared. Maybe it is a good idea to take some distance.
Meanwhile, Rias was whispering to Akeno about me, Akeno at some point turned her head at me with a snap and glared, a few sentences later she began blushing, a few sentences more, a glassy look came to her eyes. Koneko sniffed Akeno's arousal and joined the whispers.
Yuuto asked me, "What are they whispering about?"
I shrugged, "Probably about how I picked her flower and got her in trouble with her fiancee."
Confused, Yuuto asked, "Picked her flower? How is that getting Rias Sama in trouble?"
I grinned and answered, "Well, I woke up this morning with Ria's chan hugging me, naked in bed, I thought she was there for me, so we did… you know."
He gasped, "You didn't!"
I smirked, "We did. Trice."
Akeno glared at me and said, "It is not proper to brag about it Issei san! A gentleman does not kiss and tell."
Puzzled, I tilted my head and replied, "I did not tell him I kissed Rias Chan, just that I had sex with her. Trice. Also, Yuuto san is not a stranger, he is part of the Peerage so he is family. Just as I don't complain to Rias Chan for informing you about it."
That got them blushing, I grinned at her and said, "Akeno Chan, if you want to hear it from my point of view, just ask, after all, we are a family."
Koneko got angry, "So it is true! You are a pervert!"
I laughed at her and said, "Can you point me to one male between twelve and twenty who has no perverted thoughts about Rias Chan and Akeno Chan? They even have them about you my cute kitty."
Koneko staggered, "Me? They have impure thoughts about me?"
I nodded, "I even have them right now, my cute pussycat. Can you blame me? The three women in this room are ranking in the top ten of this school for their looks, what am I saying, even of all the schools in the country. Remember, everyone adores a little cat. But classes are starting soon, I have to go."
Daring, I went to Rias and gave her a peck on the lips, I turned to Akeno for a peck on her cheek, and I lifted Koneko up for a peck on her cheek too. That triggered her into violence, hissing and scratching me until I released her.
I comforted her, "No hard feelings Koneko Chan, next time I'll start with you. There is no reason to get angry to be picked last." I had to run after that.
Xxxxx
Classes were fun, it was a nice change of pace, sitting in a classroom instead of killing people. The courses were not that hard, in the Potter Verse I had learned the skill books from a big college Library, so this was an easy ride for me.
At noon, I was in trouble, I did not have the local currency, so I took a meal from my Inventory. How do you explain a Westeros dish to your schoolmates? The knife and fork? Chopsticks are useless to handle a big slap of meat on your plate. My excuse is, "I am practicing for it when I am going to travel the world, so I learn to eat with a knife and fork."
Yeah, I learned how to disconnect the Bullshit comments, that was a big victory for me.
After school, we met again in the Occult Club, Rias explained the leaflets and their purpose. Well, it can't hurt to do this, I distributed some on the way home, noticing the kitty following me.
Xxxxx
At home, I took my mother in my arms and spun her around, "How is the best mother in the universe? Does she still like her son? Mother, I can't say it enough but I love you and father very much."
Suspicious she asked me, "Are you on drugs? You better stop using that stuff, it is not good for you."
I hugged her again, "No Mother, but yesterday I almost died in an accident, and it let me look at life differently. A car almost ran me over. And this morning was the best I ever had." That is a good excuse to change my behavior, so strange quirks won't raise suspicion.
I collected most of my porn and told her I get rid of it, I put it in a box and went to the garbage container, where I put it in my Inventory. Don't judge! It is for research purposes only! Japanese porn is different from Western porn, I need to study it to get in character. Ah, you don't believe me... Meh.
After dinner, I helped my mother with the dishes and went to my room to do homework. Later that evening I got a summon from a leaflet. I Teleported to the place and met an anime fan who wanted to summon Koneko. I closed my eyes and reached for the tag on her, I Teleported to Koneko and brought her back to the client,
"Koneko Chan, you have a fan. She especially asked for you." Those were my last words before I Teleported back home. I am that good. Until I realized I revealed my abilities to them. I am supposed to be a weak one. Crap.
The next activation of a leaflet brought me to a… … Man? In a magical Girl outfit? Son of a bitch! No matter how you look at it… weird! That guy was huge! Muscular, and he wanted to be a girl…
I asked him, "Are you sure? When I change You into a girl, what about work? Your ID? Your friends?"
He shrugged and answered, "I find other work easily, my ID is easily changed, my friends will do it."
Hmm? Is he a yakuza? He showed me some pictures of what he wanted to look like, so I changed the bloke into a girl. A very pretty one at that. It is not that hard you know, goats and bunnies are harder. I pitied her and transfigured his old clothes into a new wardrobe. Living with sixteen wives teaches you a thing or two. I don't remember how the old Issei handled it but my way was a good way.
Xxxxx
The next morning I hugged my dad and mother before leaving. They were almost happy that a car wanted to run me over. In the Club, Koneko accosted me, "How did you do that? Is that an ability of your sacred gear? YOU KIDNAPPED ME!"
I protested, "Did not! A client wanted you over me, so I got you there. Good morning to you too cute kitty." I grabbed her and gave her a fast kiss on her cheek. Then I had to run, years of practice with Arya paid off. Hmm? Now that I think about it, I seem to pick on the smaller ones. Am I a bully?
I stopped and let Koneko get a hit in. Bloody hell! I rather get kicked by a mule! I flew across the room and crashed into a wall. A quick Heal repaired the damage, while she was standing above me, fuming mad.
She yelled, "You stole my first kiss!"
I denied, "Not true! On the cheek is for friends! They do it all the time in France! And you better take a few steps back, because I can look up your skirt." "Green with stripes by the way." That last comment must have been said out loud, I landed against the wall on the other side of the room.
I groaned, "One more time, and I French kiss you, girl. Then I would have deserved those kicks."
Koneko retreated: "You would kiss me?"
I answered, "If you keep kicking me yes! And if you ask me to kiss you I would too, with tongue and wandering hands."
Akeno interrupted, "Fufufu, so daring, Issei san. Only one day and you are cheating on our King? She will be heartbroken."
I Healed my cracked ribs and answered, "A kiss on the cheek is not cheating Akeno Chan, the French do that all the time for greeting, so I thought to try that custom out. Hmm, Pure White, nice."
Bloody hell, I landed in front of Rias on my back. I better not mention Black Lace Thong. I got up and gave her a long French kiss. I looked at Koneko and said, "That would count for a kiss, Koneko Chan. If you want one, you know where I live, after all, you followed me home yesterday. Good morning Rias Chan, did you sleep well?"
Rias smiled at me with a blush, "Good morning Issei Chan. You startled Koneko last night, can you explain that instant transport spell?" I thought for a minute, I am stuck here for two years maximum, I might as well have some fun.
Bullshit Time! I said, "This will not leave this room. Deal?" All four nodded in agreement.
I held my hand out and motioned to grab a hold, when all four took my hand, I entered ID Create Empty Dungeon. I continued, "Issei died before Rias Kun could heal him. I am a Dimension Traveler. I am here to perform tasks for the Divine Beings that brought me here. So I merged with Issei."
Hmm? I think I used that one already. It is too late now to change the story. Back in the normal world, I explained, "I have a rough outline of the situation here, the rest is up to me. I must say, waking up with you Rias Chan was the best." Although, waking up as Gilderoy Lockheart is a close second, good times.
Koneko said, "Prove it!"
A second later, a white kitten with yellow eyes stood in her place. I scooped her up and stroked her fur, "I knew you'd make an adorable pussycat." Koneko froze up, not knowing what to do. I sat down and put her on my lap, "Miauw once if you want to change back." a Miaow later, Koneko sat on my lap. Koneko rushed behind Akeno and Rias.
Grayfia ported in, looking around, "We lost contact with you, Rias kun, what happened?"
Rias answered, "We are practicing a new privacy routine, it isolates our presence from getting spotted."
I nodded, "Yes, Maid San, we can keep this up for five hours. Did you clean our bed when we left? It was quite messy." I dented the wall again. After she left, I groaned, "I thought only the women in Westeros were violent."
Akeno giggled, "I can have fun with you, Issei kun, you seem to like pain."
I looked at Akeno, "Are you sure? I do have some tricks too you know."
Koneko whispered, "Don't let him change you into a cat. It feels weird!"
Xxxxx
I checked the Kendo Club out, I repaired the wall where old Issei used to spy on the girls changing. I entered the Dojo, removed my shoes and socks, and approached the weapon rack. I took two shinais, closed my eyes, and practiced my swings. I missed the practice with the wives, when I opened my eyes, I had a public. Murayama and Katase were glaring at me.
Katase growled, "Can't you leave us alone for a day Hyoudou san? Why are you waving those shinais around? Are you pretending you know something about Kendo?"
I shrugged, "I am sorry to have offended you both and will stop bothering you. I even repaired the wall. But… I can teach you a thing or two about Kendo yes. Well, not exactly Kendo, more like sword fighting in general. You may attack me both, if you land a hit on me, I will give you both a first-class Katana." The next twenty minutes were fun, after that, I let myself get hit by Katase.
I held my hand up and said, "That was an excellent workout. Thank you both. Your Katana will be delivered to your home tonight. Did you know that in ancient times, the first owner put a drop of his blood on the hilt of his sword? It is said that the sword recognized him or her as the owner."
Yeah, yeah, Bullshit up YataYata, Manipulation up YataYata. It is atonement for peeking at them, they are pretty though.
Xxxxx
That night, when the girls wanted to go to sleep, they found a beautiful Katana on their bed. In hindsight, not my brightest idea. They promptly began to search their rooms for hidden cameras and texting gruesome treats to my Cell phone.
They calmed down after letting their parents inspect the Katana. Murayama's father was an expert on swords and fell in love with it. Both remembered the drop of blood and decided to do it. A note appeared that said: Congratulation on your Mystic Sword, hold the hilt and say "Bo-Ken" two times. To reverse do the same while saying "Katana" twice.
When the girls did, the Katana changed into a wooden practice Bo-Ken. Another note appeared: Keep it a secret or they will confiscate it. Magic is fun this way.
Xxxxx
That same night I patrolled the city. Waiting for the meeting with Asia, when I spotted her, I guided her to the old church. We were happily chatting about healing after she healed a boy. At the church, I tagged her twice with a tracker and a listening spell.
Rias came for me and let me witness them killing a stray Devil. It is strange to know that if you don't want to be a Devil anymore you get hunted and killed. I have to think about that.
That night, Rias joined me in bed. Mom and Dad had their own fun when they heard us. The next morning I Heal'd mother, I knew she had a hard time getting children and the Heal solved it. Breakfast was getting less awkward, Mother was chatting with Rias about school and her hobbies, and Dad started to talk about career choices and the options for different study directions.
Xxxxx
The walk to school was peaceful, I told her about Asia and the church, "That church does not feel right Rias. There is more going on than a few stray priests. Also, I felt that Asia has the same kind of gear as me."
Murayama and Katase waited for me at the school gate, their Bo-Ken drawn. Murayama asked, "Be honest, did you enter our room when you delivered the Katana?"
I snapped my fingers and two yellow roses appeared before them. When both girls took the rose in their hands, I asked, "Does that answer your question?"
They nodded silently, holding the flower in their hands. When I passed them, I whispered, "Say 'Hairpin' two times."
Rias softly asked, "You are so full of surprises Issei, what did you do?"
I shrugged, "A bit of atonement for peeking at them, I gave them both a Katana. But made the mistake of putting it on their beds."
Rias asked, "You have weapons? Can I see some?"
I nodded, "Later, in the Club."
Xxxxx
I showed the armor and weapons, "Those are the ones I made myself, I can enchant them with all kinds of different enchants, from Holy to Demon. I also have access to Phoenix tears and Healing potions. Even…" I threw a ball with catnip next to Koneko. She jumped at it with vigor. After a minute she came to herself and glared at me.
I shrugged, "All I ask is a French greeting kiss from my favorite kitty."
Akeno giggled and kissed me on the cheek, "I take this one and this one, that too, oh that one! I definitively need that!"
Koneko witnessed the play, and came to a decision, "Akeno! That one for me, and that one too, this one looks good too." With her arms full, she smirked at me and left with her loot.
In class, Murayama and Katase were wearing the hairpin. I settled that debt with them. Now I have to wait for tonight.
Xxxxx
That night, I got a summon from a leaflet and Teleported to the place. As expected, that maniac Freed was waiting for me. I skipped the speech, turned him into a toad, and stepped on him. I healed my charge back to full health and altered his memory.
Asia witnessed it with an open mouth, "Issei Chan? You can Heal? And it is so powerful!"
I hugged her and said, "Thank you for coming to my aid Asia Chan, that took a lot of courage. That man was completely crazy."
A voice interrupted me, "Didn't I kill you a few days ago?"
I looked up and saw Raynare with her satellites, I grinned, payback time! Before they could say another word, three puppies were standing in their place.
I picked them up and said, "What cute puppies, I think I will keep them. Do you think that traitor Kokabiel will miss them? Asia Chan, those three were ordered to steal your sacred gear after they killed you. Come, let us go home. You can live with me at my parents' house.
That came out wrong… Asia whispered, "Living with Issei kun?"
AN: I don't have a clue how to write the correct San Chan, Dono, or whatever. I just put what I think is proper behind those names. Am I right or wrong? Meh.
