the sun shined great in the snow-covered lands of Canada, the wind breezing freely against the people and everyone enjoying the new morning.
The streets were filled with liveliness as business opened for the day and people began leaving for work. Everything was going normally for the streets until they all halted in their steps.
They grew faces of fear and caution, The people began to rush away from the streets by either driving away from it or just walking into stores to hide. shop owners locked their door and blocked their windows, mother hid their child and ran towards their home.
what exactly had caused the people to run away in such a state? Was it a criminal? an uncontrolled speeding car? a dangerous animal let free?
No, the reason for their extravagant reaction was the result of...a single man, someone who walked aimlessly in the streets.
the man stood at a staggering height of 6'9 ft tall, with wild gravity-defying spiky blonde hair that reached his shoulder. alongside two spiky bangs that reached his chin, the hair had tips of crimson red at the end of each strand of hair.
He had three whisker-like markings on each side of his face that made it even more wild than before. He had tan skin that contrasted great to his bright ocean blue piercing eyes that looked like they could stare into a person's soul.
His body was the perfect combination between lean and muscular, his body looked as if it was sculpted from marble itself. The short-sleeved black shirt did nothing to hide his broad shoulders and well-defined abs, his back was strong and unmovable like a stone wall.
both his hands were in the pockets of his blue jean, his bulging biceps and the veins form in his arms made it look like he could rip a man apart with ease.
Now it was the wild face or the strong body that made people scared but the intense and powerful aura around him, it was like that of a sleeping beast just waiting to unleash his power onto the world. the man stared intensely at the area around with constantly shifting eyes before he seemed to have disappeared from the streets.
the man had arrived on top of a building and was relaxing onto of its rooftop., he looked up into the sky with eyes of longing and sadness. He looked down at the street before sighing, gone was the intense aura of a monster and replaced with a sea of melancholy.
'Nothing...even after searching the whole world, I have found no trace of any chakra or special energy...the technology is far behind what I desire...am truly stuck in this world.' the man rubbed his face as he pondered the hopelessness of his situation, he was not from this world but in fact came from a world countless dimension away.
How did he arrive in this world that was countless dimensions away from his own? Well, to start off the story. His name was Naruto Uzumaki, the child of prophecy. The reason for him being stranded on this foreign world all started at the climax of the fourth great ninja war, he and his teammates were fighting against the primordial goddess, Kaguya otsutsuki.
they had won the battle against the goddess and were on their way to celebrate our victory but as it turned out that, the goddess was a sore loser and use a desperate last move to kill everyone. she had opened an extremely uncontrollable space-time portal that going to suck everything in and kill everyone.
Naruto had to use the last bits of his power to send the rest of the team away from portal, but it resulted in him being forced to travel across countless dimensions. the unstable portal travel had done irreversible damage to his chakra system and now he could not use a trace of his chakra anymore.
It was not all without positives as during the travel, his chakra had been transformed into great nutrient for his body as it tried to absorb the last bits of it before it flew off into space since his chakra point could no longer house them in his body.
This was why he had grown from 5'11 to 6'9 after the inter-dimensional travel and he could feel his body growing stronger every day, he could fight a Kage with just his physical prowess alone.
He had retained two of his special abilities, negative emotion senses and his healing factor, while also gaining two additional powers/abilities from his newly transformed body.
the first was his extremely heightened sense, they were already strong before but were turned up to God-levels after his transformation. He could see things hundreds of miles away and could even hear things across the world.
the second was his new Super-brain, he could now process information Hundreds of times faster than any human in history and could withhold this knowledge without ever losing them.
He had to thank his large chakra for these abilities, even if his body could only absorb 10% of it before it disappeared. his Chakra was already large from a young ago and only grew ever since, he had enough chakra to rival that of the ten-tails.
the astronomical amount of energy had truly transformed his body from a mortal to a literal god in a sense, he was also glad that he could fully control these abilities since it was born from his Chakra.
He used these abilities to learn the language of the new world and a basic understanding of its history. He had tried to use his newfound power to locate any possibility of leaving this world but after searching the entire world, he had nothing.
'I wonder if everything is fine in the elemental nations...has Kurama and the tailed beast reforge themselves back home...man, I really want to go home right now.' Naruto looked back to the sky and pondered on what was happening in the elemental nation.
Naruto entered a deep state of depression as he pondered the futility of his situation, he is now stranded on a foreign world with no connection to his old one. He stayed in this state for a few minutes until he slapped himself.
'Get your act together man, your Naruto Uzumaki. you do not let things get you down, you try to make the best of any situation you have and roll with it.' Naruto thought as he tried to reorganize himself.
'I should make do with what I have and try to make a life here. it would be what my parents and friends would have wanted me to do but where do I even start?' Naruto sighed as he contemplated what he was going to do next.
he could not get a job as he has no record prove his existence at all in this world, there were other jobs out there that he could get without needing his information, but it mostly involved crime or illegal stuff which was something Naruto was not going to do.
He could continue with the boxing matches as it had been his only income after getting into this world, the fights were easy anyways and he made a few bucks that allowed him to free life for a few days now.
Naruto thought about it for a bit but gave up on the idea as he was done with fighting. After years of ongoing conflicts and having recently come out of a global war, Naruto was tired of fighting and wanted to spend relaxing time in this world.
Naruto got up from the rooftop and jumped down from it, he was about to walk away from the building until something caught his eye/ it was a hiring poster that hanged on the walls of the building, it read "want a job, then come get one in the next hottest reality tv show. call xxx-xxx-xxx to make an appointment or come to this location to wait for an interview, all interviews will be held 10 am to 9 pm, it will last until June 15-25".
Naruto did not care much about the poster except for the small description at the bottom, it said-'get a job without needing an id or any records, all one needs was to be strong and health'-Naruto was skeptical of the poster, but his guts were telling to go to the interview. This was the heavens trying to guide him in the right direction but either way, he had nothing else to lose so he went into the building.
in one of the rooms inside the building, there stood two people behind a wooden desk. the first person was handsome middle-aged man with well-groomed hair and shadowy beard on his face. He wore a dark blue short-sleeved jack with a long-sleeved shirt underneath, stylish jeans, and blue and white sneakers. this man was Chris McLean, a popular celebrity who now trying to restart his career.
sitting next to him was a bulky African American who looks to have been in the military before, he wore a light green long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up and dark green pants with black shoes. this was chef hatchet, a man currently working under Chris McLean in the up-coming reality tv show.
"Chris, why the hell are we still interviewing people. we got everything we need for the show" chef asked Chris with a raised eyebrow, they had hired enough people to fill the intern roles and be able to start the show any minute now.
"Well, you see, chef. There has been a slight change in plans. The producers added a new role to the show called the counselor; they want someone to evaluate the various dangers in the show before we air so as not to be demonetized." the host said with shifty eyes moving left to right. the cook glared at the man as he started to sweat forming on his face, chef just scoffed at the man before lean back into his chair with cross arms.
Chris sighed a breath of relief; he was happy his lie worked. The real reason he was doing this was because the producer had found out he was going to make the chef do two jobs, the chef and the consular, while only giving the check for one of the jobs so he could get the money for himself. They did not like his plan at all, and he was forced to find someone for the job, or he would be replaced by someone else.
the two men were soon pulled away from their thoughts as they heard the door opening. Chris reorganized himself and smiled cheerfully as he greeted the new applicant.
"Hello there, why do-" Chris stopped talk as he stared at the large man appeared before them, both him and chef had their eyes popped open as they raised their heads to stare at the towering-man. he was the tallest person they have ever seen, the man looked damn strong as well with that physique of his.
"What the hell did they feed you man!" Chris shouted with shock as he looked up at the giant, chef was wondering the same thing.
"Uhm, a lot of meat." Naruto said while rubbing the back of his head, he was still getting used to his newly found height. he was not really surprised by Chris expression as he had faced the same reaction from people on the road.
Chris stared at the man before he coughed at his hand and recompose himself.
"So, why don't you sit down and let's get this interview started. isn't that right chef, how about you get this man a chair." Chris nudged his friends, chef snapped out of his shock and stood up to get a chair before he was stopped.
"it's fine, I can stand." Naruto waved his hand at the cook before he could get the chair.
"Are you sure?" chef asked the blonde man, Naruto nodded, and chef sat back down.
"Okay then, can I ask why you want this job." Chris started to ask the question before he drank a cup of water to clear his throat.
"Well, it the only job I can get because I have no records." Naruto rubbed his neck as he looked away from Chris.
"Can I ask why that is?" Chris said with a raised eyebrow and a surge of curiosity.
"Well..." Naruto began to look around the tent to make up an excuse for why he had no records before he looked up and thought of one.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm from a war-torn country and I ended up here by accident. I am trying to build a new life here in Canada, but I do not really have any records because my country was not very connected with the rest of the world." Naruto stared at the ground after he finished his half-lie.
he reminisces about the war and the people he had lost along the way. He missed everyone greatly and really wanted to see them again.
chef looked at the blonde with eyes of shock before it soon turned into appreciation and respect. He had seen those eyes before; they were the eyes of something who had gone through hell and back. They were the eyes of a hardened soldier.
"Your hired." the cook said as he stared into the blonde eyes, Chris was shocked at the Chef abrupt answer before it turned into irritation and annoyance while Naruto looked at him with shock before nervous smiling at him.
Chris rubbed his forehead; he was skeptical of the blonde statement but now he knew that blonde was telling the truth about his story since chef himself was a veteran who has seen war firsthand. If he believes it, then it must mean it is true.
"Alright, let's wait a second before we hire him. let me ask you one question, how strong are you" Chris ask the man before him with seriousness.
He had already thought of placing the counselor job onto him because of how strong he looked and the fact that he was veteran helped as well. He also wanted to leave soon because he had a particularly important spa day waiting for him.
he wanted to see if the man could manage the job as many of the challenges, he made were filled with life-threating danger consisting of dangerous animals like sharks and bears to dealing deadly machinery. this was one of the reasons he wanted to make chef the counselor as he was the strongest man he knew.
Naruto though for a moment as he could not truly tell them how strong he was as his feats of strength would be a joke to them due to how absurd and unbelievable it was. it would destroy the trust he had already built with them; he rubbed his chin for a few moments until he finally thought of something.
"How about me and the big guy here have an arm wrestle to show you how strong I am? my friends always told me that showing is better than telling." Naruto said as he pointed to chef.
chef and Chris looked at each other before they nodded, they agreed with Naruto approach. The cook laid his elbow on the table and hands up in the air, Naruto knew they had accepted his idea and walked up to chef to begin the arm-wrestle.
the fight was completely one-sided, chef had tried to push Naruto arm down, but the hand would not go down no matter how much strengthen he put into it. chef face was starting to get red, and beats of sweat appeared on his forehead.
Chris was in shock as he stared at the arm-wrestling match with bulging eyes, chef was the strongest person he knew, and he knew a lot of people from all around the world. chef could fight bears and sharks anytime of the week and here he was looking like a baby trying to arm-wrestle a full-grown adult.
chef's emotions were in turmoil, he looked at Naruto with eyes full of confusion, shock, awe, and fear. He could clearly understand the strength difference between them, it was as if the hand before him was a huge mountain that he could never push even with all his strength. chef finally gave up after a few more seconds.
"Well, that was a surprise, you are one strong fellow." Chris said to the man with shock.
"Thanks, so when do I start." Naruto stood up and asked Chris what to do next.
"Well, the shows are going to start on June 30, so the chef will fill you in on everything before that. by the way, how old are you because I need to register you in the data to get you started and also, I need you to sign some stuff." Chris handed Naruto a clipboard which has a form of registration on it.
"Well, I was born on October 10 and if I'm doing my math right then I'm 17 years old" Naruto said nonchalantly as he signed the paperwork.
"17!?" both the host and chef shouted at man with shocked emotions. Chris could not believe that some that young could be that strong while chef could not believe someone that young could have the eyes of a season warrior, Naruto moved back a little bit as he was startled by their outburst.
"Is there something wrong with my age" Naruto could not understand their shock as his views were still vastly different from this world as in his eyes.
A 17-year-old warrior was completely normal in his home world but was completely different to this world. Teenagers were vastly different; they were still seen as children in the eyes of many people.
"n-no, everything is fine. just a little shocked as all, chef why don't you lead this man to the camp so he can get started on his job." Chris rubbed his eyes as asked the cook to send the blonde way as he manages the paperwork.
"Come with me, brat" chef waved his hand the blonde, signaling Naruto to follow him.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the nickname but nonetheless followed the bald man, he and the chef walked out of the building and got into the SUV that was a parked near the building.
Naruto got in the front seat and looked around him as the car moved around, he looked back at the chef with a complicated expression.
He had really talked to nobody after coming to this planet, since he still held onto the hope of leaving this world and returning to his home so making connections was pointless in his eyes.
He did not really know what to say to the man before him since it seemed that neither of them had things in common with each other.
Naruto scratched his head for a few minutes before he finally thought of a question to get the conversation going.
"So, were you a soldier as well?" Naruto asked chef as he could tell from the aura this man had that he was a season soldier.
"Yeah, I was in the military for a few years. I faced many wars until I finally quit after a mission." chef answered with a calm voice but Naruto could sense and see that the man did not like his question at all because his question must be have brought horrible flashback to his time as a soldier, this was evident in how he gripped the steering wheel.
Naruto stopped asking question about the man's past as he could tell the man was extremely uncomfortable talking about his time in the military.
Naruto looked at the moving building as he tried to get over the awkward situation. He felt so ashamed of himself, but no one could really blame him for it.
He was born in a chaotic world where war happened every few decades or so, he himself was a victim of the effects of war and had a very abusive childhood.
He did not really have any good interactions with his peers with a few exceptions, and he spent 3 years with a massive pervert that left all by himself or inside a brothel.
In retrospect, his communication skills are not particularly great, and it is even worse when placed in a completely different world.
Naruto rubbed his eyebrows as he leaned back on the seat, he wanted to get to know the man since he is going to be collaborating with him for 8 weeks (about 2 months) and communication with the people of this world could help him get better used to his new home.
"Can you talk about the show Chris is trying man cause now that I'm going to with guys? I might as well understand what I am doing." Naruto asked the cook who raised an eyebrow, he had thought the boy before him had already read about the new TV show If he was trying to get a job there, but I guess not.
It was done since the boy had told him he was from a completely different country and did not really have a phone to get some information on it.
"Well, the tv show is going to be centered around 23 campers living on an island. They face challenges along the way and eliminate their teammates after the challenges are done. it will come down a battle two people for the prize of 100,000." Naruto nodded along as he could understand the premise of the show, but he still had some questions.
"Will the campers be split into teams?" Naruto asked the driver who merely nodded.
"Yeah, the campers will split into two teams" the cook said as he stopped the car because of a red light, Naruto raised his eyebrows as things did not make up.
"There are only 23 campers though, how will they have sorted into two teams? did you guys make a mistake or did you guys' plan this." chef looked back the blonde before he started the car and move towards their destination.
"Well, you see. in every reality tv show, the show runners will choose some losers to prolong the series and grant more screen time for the real challengers without the fear of elimination, this is why tv shows have idiots or people who shouldn't even belong in the show to be allowed in. it allows for them to build popularity and increase the ratings. this is a strategy used by every tv show." Naruto nodded as he understood what they were trying to do.
It made sense for TV shows to do this if they wanted to make large profits from the show, they all have the same formats for their shows, and people only came to see the contestants.
If all the contestants were equally capable and smart, it might gain complaints from fans who believed these eliminated contestants were robbed of their chance of the prize.
Naruto was soon pulled out of his thought when chef called to him.
"Alright brat, were here." Naruto walked out of the SUV and turned around to see where he was, there was a brick wall before him with a metal door.
Naruto soon raised an eyebrow as he could sense copious amounts of natural energy behind that wall.
Naruto was a sage, even with no chakra, he could still connect and sense nature energy but not draw in their energy and use it for himself.
This is why he raised his eyebrow in confusion as he had checked a map before this and knew that there was no register park in this area anywhere.
"Come with me brat, I'll show you around." chef open the door and called for Naruto, the blonde walk towards the door and saw a huge forest behind the door.
"Hey chef, why is there a huge forest here?" Naruto asked the chef who sighed, he was a long ass day today all because of Chris.
He had planned to visit a spa after he was done with the interviews but had to stay overtime for some reason, he is going get back at Chris for this.
"Brat, the land before you are the 'island' we will be using for the tv show. There is another island that is for the eliminated campers, but we do not need to cover for now. so, look around cause is where we will be for 8 weeks." chef spread his arms to show the whiskered man the land before him, Naruto look around and quite liked the place due to the calm and peaceful atmosphere it.
"Why didn't you guys just buy another island instead to making this because this must have cost you guy's a lot?" Naruto still could not understand why they even made a fake 'Island' instead of just buying another one.
"I don't freaking know man! it was all Chris idea but if you ask me. that pretty boy must have had some screws loose for doing something like this." chef said as he raised his hand next to his head as he swirls it around, Naruto chuckled at this.
"Alright, come one. we have some things left to cover." Naruto and chef continued walk around the forest, Naruto enjoyed the nice nature walk while chef was speeding things so he could make it to his spa.
"Alright brat, that's about everything. you understand everything know" the cook and the blonde returned to the gate after they finished their tour of the 'island'. The sun was already setting by the time they were finished, chef was still annoyed that he could not go to the spa, but he could manage.
"Yeah, I just need some time to properly get used to my job" Naruto nodded with a smirk, he had a large stack of papers that detailed everything about his job. the cook nodded back at the blonde before he looked down as his phone was ringing.
"Hold there for a second, brat. I got to make a call" the cook said to Naruto before going off to have his call, Naruto wondered what the call was for but did not ask anything since it was chefs' private matter.
Naruto sat down on the land before and began to admire the beauty of the forest before him. As a sage, he was spiritually connected to nature and could feel everything that nature could.
The forest helped deviate from the stress and pain he had endured for countless days; he had not slept once after he got to this world and only did get sleep after a few days when he could not manage the stress anymore.
Naruto smiled as the small animals like the bird and squirrels came to him, the little critters had landed near him and began to rub themselves on to him.
Naruto calmly looked at them and patted them gently, this was one of the innate abilities he had gained after becoming a sage. he had become the darling of nature, and the animals loved him because of that.
Naruto sat there quietly as he began to let go of himself, he could finally relieve himself of the mental stress that followed since he got to this world.
Naruto closed his eyes and just…relaxed, the critters soon followed with him and fell asleep on his body.
"Hey brat, I'm bac-what the hell is going on?" the cook came back from his phone call and arrived to see substantial number of animals were sleeping on the whiskered man, he was shocked by the sight and could not figure what was going on.
"Oh chef, your back" Naruto said as he gently stood up from the pile of animals laying on it and walked towards the chef.
the animals looked reluctant to leave the blonde man, but Naruto looked back them with a smile and nodded, they sighed before going back to their homes.
"Okay I'm just going to ignore that; I have great news for. Chris got you a rented house with the essentials you will need, you will find them in the room." Naruto looked shocked at both Chris generosity and efficiency.
"Wow, this amazing. you have no idea how much I need this." Naruto smiled at the chef with tears coming from his eyes, Chris kindness really made him feel at home here in Canada.
"Don't worry, this was nothing for Chris. but I do have this is uncharacteristic for Chris, this man is never this kind. but whatever, come on brat I will take you to your hotel." chef shrugged his shoulder at what Naruto said, he did not understand why Chris was being so kind, but he did not complain.
Naruto got back into the SUV with chef, he was still going to thank Chris for this even if Chef said it was nothing because this meant something special to him.
It was the first real kindness he had received since coming to this world and it would help him better integrate with the world.
"Chef, I still have one last question. why do you call me brat anyway." this had been bugging Naruto mind for a long time because he wanted to know the reason as why chef called him brat even though he looked or act nothing like a brat. The cook stared at his co-worker for a second before he finally answered.
"You see, it all started when I was in the military. I was given orders to train recruit to be ready for the war, I did not like at first but gradually I started to fall in love with the job." Chef said as he smiled.
I got to know everyone and built a deep friendship with them; it was not long before I started to give out nicknames to them. the names were either based on their hair or personality, but the nickname always ended with brat because to me, they were still younglings no matter what happened." chef chuckled as he remembered the fond memories he had in the military and the friends he made along the way.
Chef stared into the road before tears came running down his face, he was about to reach for tissues before someone handed it to him.
The cook turned around to see the blonde man holding a box of tissues in his hand, the chef smiles before taking some to wipe his face.
"Why do you bring this up anyways, do you not like the nickname. cause if you do not, I can stop calling you that." the cook got out his memory and looked back at the blonde who merely smiled.
"No, it's fine chef. you can call me whatever you want." Naruto smiled as he leaned on to his fist with his left cheek, the chef smiled at the whiskered man and went back to driving with a chuckle. the two men shared a comfortable silence as they drive through the sunset.
The car arrived at the rented house; it was a few blocks away from the 'island'. The two got out of the car and were surprised to find Chris relaxing right on the front porch.
"Hey guys, done with your introduction?" Chris asked as he sipped the lemonade.
"The hell are you doing here, Chris?" chef asked the man, he wonder why the man was even here because he thought Chris might have just somewhere else to enjoy his day.
"What? Cannot I care about the well-being of my employes." Chris said as he stood up and walked towards chef, the man was not buying it and just started at Chris with a raised eyebrow.
"Alright fine." Chris sighed as he knew Chef was not buying it one bit. "I made a spa appointment today but as it turned out, I used the three people deal."
"So what?" Chef said irritably, he was mad as he had missed his spa day.
"Well, I wanted to invite you two to join me." Chris said as Chef face brightened up 100%.
"Really! Haha, I am going on a spa day!" Chef said as he started to dance around, he was getting his spa day back baby!
"Wait, how did you even accidently book a three-people spa day?" Naruto asked questionably, its words got chef out of his happy state and looked towards the Actor.
"Well, I made a spa appointment online and wanted to have the best experience. So, I bought the most expensive one of their websites, I only later found out when I tried to get in and I could not get a refund from them." Chris said as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
"That…makes some sense." Naruto said as chef nodded along with him.
"Great, now here's your id Naruto." Chris said with a grin before he gave Naruto his ID and the key to the house.
Naruto grabbed the Id and stared at it; he did not know how Chris got a photo of him since he does not remember taking one. It must have been one of the cameras.
"Now that taking care of, let go. We have a spa say to go to." Chris said hurriedly.
"You don't have to tell me twice." Chef smiled as he got into the SUV, Naruto shrugged as a spa day would be nice.
"Aww, this is the life." Chris moaned as he was being massaged.
"Yeah, that the spot." Chef said, being right next to Chris.
"don't you want to join us Naruto." Chef asked the whiskered man; he was sitting down on one of the chairs as he ate some food.
"Nah, I'm fine just eating." Naruto responded back to the chef, he found out that he really did not need a massage since his body was in perfect harmony with itself and his healing factor stopped most physical stress.
He did, however, need a lot of energy for his body to function, his daily intake is dozens of times greater than before the transformation.
"You are really missing out man. They are amazing." Chris said before standing up, he was done with the message and wanted to do some skin care routine.
"I don't think I am." Naruto said as he scarfs down on a burger.
"My shoulder are way better now but I do still some pains." Chef said as he rubbed his shoulder, he got done with his massage after Chris and wanted to do some manicure.
"I can help you with that if you want?" Naruto said as he stared at Chef shoulder.
He did not have any massage skills, but his heightened eyes sight allowed him to see pass someone body and directly into their internal structure.
He usually toned down his vision so as not invade someone's privacy and only to activate them when he needed to.
His eyes could see the stiffness and pain in Chef shoulder, he had confidents that he could fix it as he had 100% control over all his body and use just the right amount of strength need to fix chef shoulder.
"Really? Well, you can try if you want to." Chef said with little hope, his shoulder had been in pain since his military days, and he has not found a permanent solution to it.
Naruto got up and walked toward chef, he laid both his hands on chef shoulder and started to do his magic. He stared at the man's bones before he placed his fingers in the right place to fix it.
"AAHHHH-oooohhhhh." Chef screams of pain soon turned into moans of pleasure as Naruto fixed his shoulder, he started moving his shoulder around and found it better than ever.
"Damn, you are a miracle worker." Chef said his shoulder felt amazing.
"Hey, try your magic on me dude." Chris soon butted in, wanted to see if Naruto skills were impressive.
Naruto nodded before he placed his hands on Chris neck, he could see that the man had a very stiff neck. He did his magic again and fixed Chris stiff neck.
"Woah, that was amazing." Chris said as he rubbed his neck, this thing had been hurting awhile now.
"Naruto, can you help me out some of my other pains?" Chef asked, his shoulder was not the only one in pain.
"Sure." Naruto said.
He helped fix many of Chris and Chef pains after that before all three of them went to get a skincare routine.
The three got out of the spa resort after finishing everything they wanted to do, Naruto was rubbing his stomach while the other two were staring at him with shocked eyes.
"I can't believe you ate that much." Chris said with a gaping jaw, he had just seen Naruto scarf down enough food to feed a dozen people for days.
"I don't even think the human body should be able to even handle that." Chef said as he rubbed his chin while looking at Naruto body, wonder if the boy was even human.
"That was nothing, I could eat 10 times that amount." Naruto laughed as the two just stared at him if he was a monster.
"Well, let just forget about that. We should we do now?" Chris asked the two before him, he did not have many plans after the spa day and originally just wanted to go for some beauty sleep.
"I know a good bar a few blocks away, you guys want to go there?" chef said as he pointed to the left of the spa resort, The two men look at each other and shrugged.
"Why not, the night is still young, and a good drink wouldn't be bad." Chris said as the guys got back into the SUV and drove towards the bar.
They arrived at the bar after a few minutes, the bar looked good from outside and they could see that many people were in it from the amount of noise.
"I come here all the time; the drinks are amazing." Chef said as he gestured to the busy bar, they walked towards the door until Chris finally said something.
"Wait a minute, Naruto cannot drink. He only 17-years old." Chef stopped where he stood and looked back at the blonde, he had completely forgotten that the kid was only seventeen.
"And, not like the people inside know I'm 17." Naruto said he had drunk before when he was but 13 years old.
"Yeah, you are right. You could pass for a 27-year-old." Chris said while nodding, the blonde man could pass of as an adult with the way he talked and looked.
"Wow, we cannot let Naruto drink. It will be breaking the rules." Chef said with crossed hands.
"What the matter, chef. It just a drink and do not act like you have not broken a rule." Chris said as he glared at the cook.
"Ah…om…fuck." Chef had no words because Chris was right, he had broken many rules when he was young and was still breaking some rules now.
"Besides, I can handle my liquor." Naruto said with absolute confidence, both his body and healing factor made his alcohol tolerance far greater than any human in history.
"…fine." Chef sighed before reluctantly agreeing to allow Naruto to drink.
The three went into the bar and immediately went to the counter to order their drink.
"Hey Jackson, let me get a vodka." Chef said to the bartender.
"Can I get a martini?" Chris said to which the bartender nodded.
"Give me your strongest stuff you got." Naruto simply said, the bartender looked shocked but just did his job.
The three made small talk as they waited for their drinks to be ready. Chris made jokes about some famous celebrities he knew, both Naruto and Chef could tell that the man was jealousy of their success and did not comment on it.
Their drinks finally arrived after a while, they grabbed their drink and held up in the air.
"Here's to a great night." The three cheered as they drank, Chris stopped when he was almost done with it while chef and Naruto drank it in one go.
"Damn, that good. Bartender, can we get one more." Naruto said with a smile, he could feel a little of the burn as he drank the alcohol. The bartender nodded to the blonde request.
"Wow dude, you sure can handle your alcohol." Chris chuckled as he patted the whiskered man back.
"Trust me, I can handle way more than this." Naruto smiled at Chris comment.
"Hey, brat. Want to have a drink contest?" chef asked, he wonder how much the blonde man could handle.
"you're on, chef." Naruto chuckled, feeling a little competitive right now.
Chef soon fell on the counter with a huge blush on his face, next to him were over fifteen empty cups. Naruto stood in a victorious pose while drinking his 20-cup yet.
"Naruto wins the contest!" Chris cheered as he grabbed Naruto right hand and lifted it up in the air, the people in the bar cheered as they became invested in after the ten cups.
"Yeah! Anyone else want to challenge the king!" Naruto yelled to the crowd as many people in the crowd got up to challenge the man to a drink contest.
Chef held a dart in his hand while wearing a blindfold and a heavy blush, he was currently in a match with four other people next to him. He launched his dart along with everyone else.
Chris somehow was dizzying in the direction of chef dart; he was about to get hit by it before Naruto grabbed him by the collar and pulled him away from it.
Chef dart was able to land right in the center of the board as he cheered and rubbed it in everyone's faces.
"Royal flush! I win again." Naruto said with a light blush on face, he had once again won a poker game. The guys grumbled as they laid their cards down.
"Drinks are on me baby!" Chris said, clearly intoxicated from the alcohol, the people in the bar cheered while holding Chris up in the air.
Naruto was in an arm-wrestling match with five other people; the guys were using both hands and still having a challenging time pushing his hand down while Naruto looked relaxed.
Naruto finally wad one with the game and pushed his hand down, it caused the five guys to fly over his hand and land right on the floor.
"Hahaha! You are going to need a hundred more people if you want to beat me!" Naruto laughed and the guys groaned.
"So do…aaahhh come here oofften." Chris drunkenly said as he tried to flirt with a brunette waiter.
"I work here." The girl said bluntly, having faced this before from many customers.
"Nnniiiiccce…you want to…get oouutt of here…" Chris tried to say before falling flat on the floor, the server just moved away from him and went on with her work.
Naruto gulped down a large glass of alcohol and bodies of drunk people laid everywhere around him, Chris was lying face down on the floor while Chef was Black-out on the table after doing a dancing around.
"Ahhh…nice drink." Naruto sighed before he stood and grabbed both chef and Chris by the waist. He loaded them in the middle seat of the SUV and got into the car.
"So how do I drive this vehicle?" Naruto said, having no understanding of how he was going to operate this machine since there were no cars in his old world.
"Let's practice first." Naruto landed his feet on the gas pedal; the car moved a few meters until he let go.
"This must be the go button, and the other one must be the stop button." Naruto said as he got used to the car.
The drive was bump and uneven in the beginning but as time went on, Naruto driving became better and better.
The drive was longer than it should have been, but he was finally able to reach his destination. He parked the SUV right next to the sidewalk and got up to open his door before coming back to get chef and Chris.
He did not know the two lived and thought it would be best to just let them sleep in his house for the night.
Naruto pushed the door open and walked inside, the house looked nice and had all the necessary furniture it needed.
He placed chef and Chris on the two couches before going around the house to see if he had blankets anywhere. He was luckily able to find two blankets in the closet.
After he was done tucking in the two adults, Naruto walked up the stairs and stepped into the master bedroom. The room looked nice but basic if you asked me.
'I might need to decorate the house later.' Naruto thought as he gazed upon the all-white room, Naruto got into the king-sized bed and tucked himself in.
Naruto looked at his chest and pulled out a beautiful forest-green crystal from his necklace, it was a gift from his godmother back when he was 13 years old.
'Maybe I can start a life here.' Naruto thought as he gripped on to the necklace, finally accepting his new position in this world.
hello everyone, my name is stormking. I'm a high school and I'm currently writing this fanfic as away to improve my writing abilities and help me with my English class.
I am willing to hear any feedback as how to improve my work.
I chose a total drama and naruto crossover because i loved "what a dramatic life" by Mumei mu.
that's all for today and i hope you like it.