Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia also I was originally going to split this into 2 chapters but I couldn't figure out how to make each chapter long enough so you're getting 2 chapters in one today
A cell phone rings as a woman with long black hair and a long katana stands over the corpses of a bunch of criminals. The woman picks up the phone and says
"Yeah, the job is complete they're all dead."
"Good," AFO responds through the phone "I have another job for you."
"Okay, who do you need me to kill?" the woman says while cleaning off her blade
"This is not something that can be discussed over the phone Razor. I am sending Kurogiri over to pick you up and I will explain the job when you get here."
A portal opens behind the woman, evidently named Razor, and she says through the phone "Understood I will be there in a moment."
She hangs up the phone and says "Hello Kurogiri been a bit any hints about what the job is?"
Kurogiri shakes his head "I know better than to speak on this issue in length in an unsecured environment." he gestures to the portal and says "Ladies first." Razor nods and walks through the portal.
As she enters the bar, she scans the room and sees AFO, Nana Shigaraki, and… some random kid.
"All For One," Razor says ignoring the other two people in the room "What mission do you have for me?"
AFO gestures toward the young boy and says, "You will be training Deku here."
Razor's eyes narrow as she says, "Sir we both know that would be a waste of my talents after all this boy doesn't look more than 12 years old how can he be useful?"
"I'm 14."
Razor looks at the young boy as he stares up at her "I'm 14, not 12."
Razor chuckles and says "Whatever kid," as she looks back at AFO and says, "It's still a waste of my talents to train some nobody in the art of combat I mean what even is his quirk?"
"I don't have one."
Razor stops and looks down at Izuku noticing the way he is slightly shaking in fear as he looks up at her. She looks back at AFO and asks "Why are you taking in a quirkless kid?"
AFO pulls out Izuku's notebooks from his jacket and hands them to Razor.
"Deku here has an amazing intellect and analysis ability just by watching the news he has been able to figure out the major strengths and weaknesses of nearly every hero in Japan. We simply need you to train him so that he can take advantage of his analyses."
As Razor is flipping through the notebooks she is astounded at the amount of detail in the notebooks about every hero and after a few minutes she looks up and says, "As long as you're paying me, I guess I'll train him." she looks over at Deku and says "So what's your name kid?"
"Izuku Midoriya."
"Well, Izuku let's begin shall we?" Razor says gesturing him to follow her.
3 weeks later
"MOTHERFUCKER!"
Izuku flies backward into a wall roughly 10 feet away from where he was just standing.
"You need to work on your agility kid," Razor says from the other side of the room without a scratch on her. "I can tell you know where I'm going to hit you but you can't react fast enough to dodge or block me."
Izuku and Razor had been training nonstop for the past 3 weeks only taking short breaks for food, water, and the inevitable need to expel the byproducts of the first 2 items.
Izuku leans on the wall breathing heavily thankful for the short respite from combat as he asks "How do you expect me to dodge you when you move fast and when you only let me sleep for 4 hours a night?"
Razor shakes her head and sighs saying "You think I'm the fastest opponent you'll ever face kid? There are plenty of heroes and villains who can move far faster than I can due to their quirks and you think they're going to give you the same level of mercy as I am?"
Izuku groans in pain as he gets up and says "No they won't."
Izuku gets back into the fighting stance that Razor taught him on his first day. Razor smiles and launches herself at Izuku beginning the fight anew.
"Are you sure this is the best method of training him, sir?"
Kurogiri gestures at the fight via a monitor in the medical room where AFO was residing "He's been… well to be blunt getting his ass handed to him every day for the past 3 weeks now. It hardly seems fair."
AFO smiles and says "That's the point Kurogiri, it is not fair at all tell me have you ever heard of the Сайтама study done by the Russian KGB?"
"No sir I have not," Kurogiri responds.
"It was an experiment to see how quickly one could increase one's physical abilities. You see for 100 days they put their top operatives under grueling conditions such as these to see just how quickly they would either break or would have their physical abilities improve."
AFO is interrupted by the sound of Izuku flying once again into a wall
"After those 100 days, all of the participants who didn't quit had their physical abilities so enhanced that the most powerful of them could react quickly enough to dodge a tank shell fired at them from 10 miles away and then fast and strong enough to be able to rush over to destroy the tank in one punch. If my nephew is going to be a villain I want him as well trained as possible before I give him his first assignment."
"Why not just give him a quirk to train with sir?" Kurogiri asks
"My nephew has requested that I don't give him any physical quirks at all besides the decreased aging one once he turns 18. He says he wants to prove to everyone that the quirkless are not as useless as everyone claims them to be. I will be giving him several mental quirks though to help him as he becomes a villain but those would be rather useless without the combat skills necessary to defeat any heroes that may interfere with our plans."
AFO smiles and gestures to the video monitor and says, "But if you don't think that is a smart idea and that this training is useless I feel the need to point out that Izuku just dodged his first attack from Razor."
Kurogiri blinks in surprise and looks at the screen where Razor is congratulating Izuku on managing to dodge an attack.
"It seems that this method may work after all sir," Kurogiri says as they continue to watch the fight.
Meanwhile at the Bakugo household (also why do people always add the letter u into some of these MHA names it just doesn't make sense I mean I've seen a bunch of people spell Bakugo as Bakugou and Toya as Touya WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ADDING RANDOM LETTERS TO NAMES anyway back to the story)
"Yes… yes… no she said in her will she wanted a paulownia wood one… yes that date works fine… you have a nice day as well." Mitsuki Bakugo hangs up the phone with the funeral company and leans back in her chair.
She looks over to a photo of her and Inko back when they were in college and thinks to herself "I'm so sorry Inko." wiping tears from her eyes she calls up to Katsuki
"Hey Katski you have Izuku's phone number right?!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU OLD HAG!" Katsuki calls down
"DO YOU HAVE IZUKU'S PHONE NUMBER?!"
"YES SO WHAT?"
"WELL TEXT HIM AND SAY THAT WE SCHEDULED THE FUNERAL FOR HIS MOTHER FOR NEXT SATURDAY!"
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU OLD HAG!"
"DO IT RIGHT NOW KATSUKI OR I WILL GO UP THERE AND BEAT YOUR WEAK ASS!"
Katsuki starts grumbling to himself as he takes out his phone to text Izuku.
Conversation Via Text:
Bakugo: Hey Izuku my mom wanted to let you know that we scheduled the funeral for your mother next Saturday at the graveyard near the Nezu Shrine in Bunkyō ward
Izuku: Thanks for letting me know Kacchan. I'll see you at the funeral
Back at the League of Villains training facility:
Izuku and Razor are still sparing when AFO's voice comes over the intercom
"Sorry to interrupt the training Razor but may I speak to Izuku for a moment?"
Izuku looks over at Razor who waves at him to go as she walks over to get a drink of water during the quick break. Izuku walks up through the labyrinthian corridors and eventually makes it to the observation room where AFO and Kurogiri are sitting.
"Uncle, Kurogiri, what's going on?"
AFO takes out Izuku's phone turns it onto a messaging app and says
"The boy's mother who you told me about the other day scheduled your mother's funeral for next Saturday I figured you'd want to know."
Izuku nods quietly eyes watering up as he thinks back on his mother.
"Thanks, uncle I'll tell Razor that I need to take that day off."
As Izuku walks back into the training room Razor looks up at him and is about to tell him to get back to training but sees he's crying and asks
"What's wrong Izuku?"
Izuku sniffs and says "My mom's funeral just got scheduled and… well it just seems so definitive you know like before the funeral somewhere in the back of my mind I can hope that she's still alive and it's just… yeah let's go back to training."
Izuku wipes the tears off his face and starts moving towards the training equipment but Razor says
"Catch,"
Izuku turns around and catches a can of beer from the cooler next to Razor.
"You do realize I'm underage right?" Izuku says to Razor as she gestures for him to sit down next to her.
"I know kid I wasn't going to start your resistance to different drugs training for another month or 2 but this seems like a good time to start."
Razor takes out a beer of her own takes a sip and asks
"So want to talk about her?"
Izuku takes a sip of his beer and says "No, just thinking about her hurts."
"Trust me kid I've had plenty of friends and family members die and the main way I found to be able to get rid of those feelings is by talking and with copious amounts of liquor."
Izuku takes another sip of the beer and says, "She was the kindest person I've ever known she would support me in my old dream of becoming a hero even though I'm quirkless, she would make me my favorite foods while I was sad, she would sing me to sleep every night even when she was sick. She was the best mother anyone could ever ask for."
Izuku leans back, draining the whole beer and crushing the can in one hand. He leans forward and starts crying when, much to his surprise, Razor leans over and gives him a hug saying
"I'm truly sorry for your loss kid."
"Thanks, sensei."
After a few more minutes of hugging and talking about Inko, Razor says, "Come on kid let's get back to training."
Izuku nods and tries to get up but the world starts to spin around him as he says, "Ugh what was in that beer."
"Only an alcohol content of about 40%."
"Isn't the average for beer supposed to be 5%?"
"I did tell you I was going to do resistance training for you, Deku don't worry by the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to drink 100 of those things and not feel tipsy in the slightest now,"
Razor smiles at Izuku as he gets into his fighting position "Let's continue shall we." Izuku nods and the training begins anew.
1 week and 2 days later
"Of course, it's freaking raining," Izuku thinks to himself as he stands watching his mother's casket lowered into the ground.
As the dirt is applied onto the casket Mitsuki walks up to Izuku and says "Please if there's anything you ever need please let me know."
Mitsuki then looks back at Katsuki and moves her head to tell him to talk to Izuku. Grumbling slightly, Katsuki walks up and says, "Hey Dek- Izuku I… I'm sorry about your mom, okay."
Still staring down at the grave Izuku says, "Thanks Kacchan." Both Katsuki and his mother leave the funeral after a while of trying to get Izuku to stay with them (mainly Mitsuki, not Katsuki) and after hearing many different variations of "I'm sorry for your loss." Izuku is the only one left at the funeral staring down at the now-filled grave.
"Hey, kid."
Izuku turns around and sees All Might standing a few feet behind him.
"What do you want?" Izuku growls at All Might
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry I heard about the death of your mother from Detective Tsukauchi and I wanted to see how you were doing?" All Might says as he slowly walks towards Izuku.
Izuku glares at All Might and says "Fuck you All Might. First, you crush my dreams and then you fucking go and come to apologize at my mother's funeral my mother who I wasn't there to potentially save because I was with you so get the fuck away from me you son of a bitch I hope I never see you again."
All Might freezes, slightly shocked at Izuku's words, but nods and leaves saying "Okay then I'll go… see you around kid."
After a few more minutes of standing and looking at his mother's grave Izuku takes out his phone and calls Kurogiri to pick him up and they go back to the League of Villain's training facility.
