Halloween, the 31st of October: a night of tricks, treats, and scars galore, but this story will have something more. A haunted castle seems to be in store, but will it make you scream, or snore? Who knows?
Anyways…A young boy named Oliver, about 10 years old, with blonde hair, dressed in a rather beat up Spider-Man was walking around what looked like an old abandoned castle. Like the actual Spider-Man, he was but an orphan. UNLIKE Spider-Man, however, he also had no home, no friends, no family to call his own, so he was just roaming around in search of food and shelter. He heard rumors about a lifetime supply of candy hidden in the castle, so he started to walk towards the castle's rather imposing and weathered gates.
Before long, Oliver was hit with an overwhelming sense of foreboding. The crumbling stone walls seemed to rise up like ancient sentinels, with their sharp, jagged edges and thorn covered surfaces a cold yet timeless presence. Oliver expected his footsteps to echo through the castle's courtyard, but they didn't. The ground beneath him felt uneven and unsettling, however. The overgrown, twisted vines and thorny brambles that have reclaimed the once-grand entrance have created an obstacle course of sorts, but the consequences of failing to complete this obstacle course seemed painful at best, and outright fatal at worst. Luckily, his small body made I relatively easy to navigate through the vines and brambles.
He was about to knock on the front door when he heard a couple of loud screams. He stepped back and saw three teenage boys in matching cowboy costumes run out the front door before they stopped to catch their breath.
"Get out of here while you still can, little fella," yelled the first panicking teenager, "I don't think even the actual Spider-Man could handle what's in that haunted hellhole."
"What's in there?" asked Oliver, who was now rather curious, "Are the rumors about the candy true?"
"Hell if I know," replied the scared second teenager, "But no amount of candy is worth being scared into an early grave."
"So what IS in that so-called 'Haunted Castle'?" asked Oliver, who was now MORE than a little bit curious.
"You don't wanna know kid," said the terrified third teenager, "just RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"
And so the three teenagers ran far off into the distance, all the while screaming like banshees. Those screams were amplified when they started running through the sharp thorns and brambles, too scared to be bothered by the pain.
Oliver knocked on the massive wooden doors once again, but this time, they began creaking ominously as they swung open with an eerie slowness, revealing a shadowy hallway that stretched deep into the heart of the castle. Oliver hesitantly stepped inside, with his flashlight revealing an interior that appeared frozen in time. At this point, he began to wonder if this was really such a good idea after all, or if he should have heeded the teens' warnings to make a run for it.
"I've already gotten inside this castle," thought Oliver to himself, "might as well start searching."
The castle's once-glorious interior had clearly decayed over time, with tattered tapestries hanging from the stone walls, and both those and the ornate chandeliers were swaying gently with the small rumblings of the ground. Oliver expected to see some Dust-covered furniture standing untouched, but for some reason they were all as clean as those that were just purchased from a local IKEA. He couldn't help but shudder at the thought of the lives that once thrived within these haunted walls, and became even more nervous when he realized that he wasn't alone.
As Oliver ventured deeper into the castle, he began to hear some strange yet rather familiar sounds, and the shaking of the ground beneath became more pronounced. His racing heart could not deter the urge to explore further. The castle's long and winding passages seem to be close to endless, to the point where Oliver quickly became disoriented, and he would have been unsure if he was retracing your steps or delving deeper into the castle's depths were it not for all the different Disney memorabilia littered across the ground.
At the end of the maze was a shadowy chamber that sent a shiver down Oliver's spine. In the dim light, he was able to catch a glimpse of what he thought was a decoration resembling what looked like a plague doctor. Oliver saw some glowing text on the robes, and so he decided to read it.
"To whoever reads this," read Oliver, "Put on this mask, and you will be able to avoid any kind of sensory overload that this castle will probably unleash upon you. Good luck, and may god have mercy on your soul."
As Oliver took off the mask, he saw what looked like a decayed human head behind it. His breath caught in your throat, and he decided that it would be best if he quickly backed away, unable to shake the rather disturbing image from his mind.
With mask on hand, Oliver found himself near the top of the highest tower, and while the shaking of the ground had stop, the noise he was hearing earlier was louder than ever, and he also noticed a putrid smell, so he put on the mask and he noticed the noise and smell more or less dying out as long as he kept the mask on. And so, Oliver went to the top floor of the tower to find the strangest thing he had ever seen in his life.
On the top floor was a gigantic bedroom of sorts. There was a flat screen television that was playing some animated Disney songs, complete with onscreen lyrics to sing along to. There were also various candy bar wrappers litter all over the ground, and there was a huge and filthy mattress on the ground; a mattress that was at least two feet tall, and was significantly longer than it was wide, just big enough for the 31 people laying on it. What surprised Oliver most of all, however, we're who those women were: they were 31 iconic women throughout the Disney Franchise. They were all fast asleep, and they were all snoring extremely loudly with their mouths wide open, as well as drooling profusely, farting excessively, and flapping their lips between each of their blubbering and piggy snores. There was no blanket on the bed, nor were there any pillows. They were wearing skimpy bikinis, and there was chocolate all over their bodies (especially on their hands, fingers, and around their wide open snoring mouths), not to mention they were covered in candy wrappers, and their bare, smelly feet were dangling over the mattress as they laid on the backs in coffin poses. Oliver found a megaphone, an air horn, a strange machine that can tickle numerous pairs of feet at once, and another device that claimed to be able to shake the entire mattress. As a result, he felt determined to wake them up.
On the far left of the mattress was the first Disney Princess: Snow White, the fairest of them all. Clad in a blue skimpy bikini, her snoring was less on the dainty side and more on the piggy side, snoring louder than all of the seven dwarves combined, with a drool trail that was long and thick coming from her wide open snoring mouths and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Snow White was among the most iconic of the Disney Princesses: Cinderella. Clad in a baby blue skimpy bikini, She was nowhere near as graceful asleep as awake, because her snores were loud and immense, with a particularly long drool trail and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Cinderella was the famous sleeping beauty herself: Aurora. Clad in a hot pink skimpy bikini, she was snoring exceptionally loud indeed, with a long drool trail from her wide open mouth and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Aurora was the little mermaid that became a human: Ariel. Clad in a turquoise skimpy bikini, she was snoring louder than all of her sisters put together (and they snore pretty loud too), and she had a particularly long drool trail and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Ariel was the beauty of the beauty and the beast: Belle. Clad in a yellow skimpy bikini, she was producing loud snores with a beast like growl to them, as well as a long and thick trail of drool and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Belle was the princess of Agrabah: Jasmine. Clad in a cyan skimpy bikini, She snored away as loudly as her pet tiger: Rajah, with a hot trail of drool from her wide open snoring mouth and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Jasmine was the native girl who brought two worlds together: Pocahontas. Clad in a tan skimpy bikini, she was snoring louder than an Native American war cry, with a river-like trail of drool and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Pocahontas was the legendary war hero of China: Mulan. Clad in a jade skimpy bikini, she snored loudly and piggy with the force of a great typhoon and the strength of a raging fire, with a coursing river of drool pouring from her mouth, along with the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Mulan was the epitome of hard work and determination: Tiana. Clad in a lime green skimpy bikini, she was croaking her loud and piggy snores, with her trail of drool forming a pond on the mattress to go with the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Tiana was the long haired Princess of Corona: Rapunzel. Clad in a light purple skimpy bikini, her snores were as loudly wild and unkempt as her mane of hair that was on the floor Her drool trail had a similar feel to it, and did the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Rapunzel was the Scottish princess of DunBroch: Merida. Clad in a dark teal skimpy bikini, she was snoring like a hibernating grizzly bear, with a particularly long river of drool and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Merida was the princess (later queen) or Arendelle: Anna. Clad in a magenta skimpy bikini, she was even louder than she did in another of the films she appeared in, with an even longer trail of drool and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Anna was her older sister, the Ice Queen (emeritus) or Arendelle: Elsa. Clad in a sky blue skimpy bikini, she was currently snoring just as loud as her younger sister, with a similarly long trail of drool and equally constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Elsa was the seafaring explorer of Motunui: Moana. Clad in an orange skimpy bikini, her open mouthed snores had an island beat to it, complete with a long trail of drool and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Moana was the mythical Guardian of the Dragon Gem: Raya. Clad in a beige skimpy bikini, her snoring could put a dragon to shame, with a long and impressive river of drool flowing from her mouth and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Raya was a member of the Madrigal family: Mirabel. Clad in a white skimpy bikini, her snores had intensity and strength that could put her sister Luisa to shame, as did her long trail of drool and the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Mirabel was a newcomer hailing from the kingdom to Rosas: Asha. Clad in a lavender skimpy bikini, her snores were as loud as a supernova, with a drool trail as long as a comet's tail and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Asha was the ruler of the kingdom of Avalor: Elena. Clad in a red skimpy bikini, her snores were so loud it seemed almost magical in nature, and she was drooling profusely to go along with the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Elena was a girl with quite the imagination: Alice. Clad in a light blue skimpy bikini, her snores didn't seem all that creative, with loud, piggy snores and a heavy trail of drool as well all of the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver noticed that while Alice was quite young in the original movie (about 12 years old to be exact), she seemed to have grown into a tall, 19 year old woman. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Alice was a similarly imaginative girl from London: Wendy Darling. Clad in a baby blue skimpy bikini, her snores were not really all that creative, with loud, piggy snores and a long trail of drool as well all of the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver noticed that, just like Alice, Wendy had grown into a tall, 19 year old woman. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Wendy was one of the most iconic characters from the Disney universe: Tinker Bell. Clad in a green skimpy bikini, her snores were so loud it seemed like they were enchanted with pixie dust, and she was drooling heavily to go along with the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver noticed that Tinker Bell wasn't glowing as much as she was in the film, and that she had grown to the size of a fully grown adult woman. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Tinker Bell was the obscure princess of Llyr: Elionwy. Clad in a light pink skimpy bikini, her snores seemed loud enough to wake the dead, and her wildly long trail of drool went quite well with all of the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver noticed that, just like Alice and Wendy before her, Elionwy had grown into a tall, 19 year old woman. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Elionwy was an enchanting Gypsy from Paris, Esmeralda. Clad in a purple skimpy bikini, her loud snoring and excessive drooling were surprisingly seductive, as were the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Esmeralda was the seductive Greek femme fatale: Megara, or Meg for short. Clad in a hot pink skimpy bikini, her snores were as immense and strong as Hercules, with an exceptionally long trail of drool coming from her wide open mouth and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Meg was the woman who showed Tarzan a whole new world: Jane Porter. Clad in a brown skimpy bikini, her loud snores had a jungle beat to them, with a river of drool as long as the Nile and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Jane was the princess (later queen) of the lost empire of Atlantis: Kidagakash, or Kida for short. Clad in a navy blue skimpy bikini, her snores had the vibes of an ancient civilization, as did her long and thick river of drool and the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Kida was the older sister of Lilo: Nani Pelekai. Clad in a light orange skimpy bikini, her exhausted snores had an island beat but they were incredibly loud and wild, with a wild trail of drool and constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Nani was a member of Big Hero 6: Gogo Tomago. Clad in a dark gray skimpy bikini, she snored even louder than Honey Lemon usually did, with a very impressive trail of drool to go with the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Gogo was another member of Big Hero 6: Honey Lemon. Clad in a pink skimpy bikini, she was snoring just as loud as Gogo was, with an equally impressive trail of drool to go with the constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Next to Honey was high schooler cheerleader and secret crime fighter: Kim Possible. Clad in a black skimpy bikini, she was snoring louder than Bonnie usually did, and drooling just as much while producing constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Finally, next to Kim on the far right end of the mattress was her de facto rival and fellow high school cheerleader: Bonnie Rockwaller. Clad in a dark purple skimpy bikini, she was snoring louder than ever before while drooling profusely and producing constant wet farts blasting from her ass. Oliver politely asked her to wake up, but in response, she just went "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" "*sssnnnnnoooooorrrrrreeeee!* sleeeeeppp, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep!" before she resumed snoring as she did before.
Oliver tried using the megaphone he found on the floor to wake them up, saying "Ladies, you need to wake up right this instant!" In response, they all let out a massive belch all at the same time before they sleepily replied in unison "Please go away, it's naptime" before they all continued to snore and drool and fart away as they did before. He then tried using the air horn to wake them up. But they responded by just letting out a big yawn in unison before they licked their lips, turned to lay on their stomachs, and continued snoring and farting and drooling together. A second use of the airhorn made them all lay on their backs in coffin poses like they did before. He tried using the tickling device, but in response, the snoring beauties just unleashed a synchronized series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, synchronized, continuous fart. He then used the device to somehow shake the entire mattress to shake as many people awake as possible, but all of them simply just opened their mouths really wide in unison to let out a massive, synchronized yawn, before the women then licked their lips and continued their loud and obnoxious snoring. He tried getting a large bucket of water to dump it all over the girls. As soon as he dumped it, the amulet of the heavily snoring Moana somehow got control of the water before it could hit any of them, and simply made the water evaporate. He tried a second go with the megaphone, saying "WAKE UP!". The girls did briefly stop with the snores, farts, and drooling, but then they all launched a massive, synchronized, open mouthed piggy snore at him that made the entire castle shake. The girls then resumed snoring and drooling and farting.
Eventually, the now tired Oliver decided to give up and take a nap of his own. There was no room left on the mattress, so he just decided to lay on the ground in front of the mattress, and he fell asleep. His mouth was only slightly opened, as he snored rather quietly and gently, a sharp contrast to the 31 snoring beauties that were sleeping, snoring, and slobbering everywhere while stinking up the room. As so they all slept, and snored, happily ever after.
For now at least.
P.S. Legend has it that they are all still napping and snoring to this day.