Sketch 7:
That night, at JP Barrymore's Pizza Partytorium...
JP Barrymore is closing the place for the night. The other animatronic animals in his band are heading to the basement to go to sleep.
Suddenly... Two country bear animatronics show up.
With a smile... JP Barrymore says, "Ted, Fred... Welcome to my Partytorium. I missed you guys."
Country bear animatronics Fred Bedderhead and Ted Bedderhead hug him. He hugs them back.
With a smile... Fred Bedderhead adds, "aw. We've missed you too, JP."
Ted Bedderhead coldly reflects, "then what the hell are you doing here JP? You're not a kiddie bear anymore. You shouldn't be running a Party-borium with no songs! You're better than that. You're a country bear like us."
JP Barrymore warningly glares at him.
Fred Bedderhead whispers to Ted Bedderhead, "maybe you went there too fast, Ted."
Ted Bedderhead just says, "shut up, Fred."
With mixed feelings... JP Barrymore thinks out loud, "Ted... I'm a grown animatronic bear. I don't hate the Country Bears Jamboree or our songs. But, I'm more of a rock and roll banjo playing bear. And, like Kermit the Frog... I found my song about rainbows. It's right here with my animatronic friends. When the kids are gone? We play rock and roll and play it loud. We're even making our own album. And Ted? You just can't see honey pots can have more than one kind of honey. I almost feel sorry for you."
He starts to walk away.
Ted Bedderhead angrily goes, "why you...! !"
Fred Bedderhead holds him back.
He whispers, "we can show him he should come back with a show. A show to bring all the bears in the band back together. You don't have to get into a fight with him, Ted."
Ted Bedderhead smiles some.
He figures, "all right Fred. Keep talking. What show would that be?"
Fred Bedderhead smiles some.
They both start to head out of the Pizza Partytorium.
And... Ted Bedderhead supposes, "okay. We'll offer that kid bear animatronic Beary Barrington to become the new star in our own big movie debut. JP is washed up in the music business. He will be so jealous of how successful our movie is that he'll be rushing to come back to us and be part of the band again."
In a cutaway... JP Barrymore is reading a newspaper with his animatronic friends at the Pizza Partytorium.
They're all shaking their heads in pity.
And... The top news headline says this:
Ted Bedderhead rips up movie screen in epic fail to get rid of box office bomb
