"Ooh a note!" Exclaimed a particularly gassy Princess Daisy farting in her regular royal dress with her looking at the letter closely and reading it while she ripped ass. "Dear pesky plumbers... wait, that's the wrong brown message, and not just the 1 in my undies!"
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Decided to bring this classic back for this special 1 shot fanfiction ultimately because I'm revamping the original story, enjoy!
"...cool, whatever that means!" Daisy chimed with her fanning her loud putrid poots and heading back to the mansion while she whistled since she knew it was going to be a pretty long day of her ripping ass. "Why this is bringing me memories to before I officially joined the Smashers with my big fat ass shitting all over the place!"
Today in the gigantic, highly advanced technological metropolis known by all of its many citizens as Nintendo City, most of the well-renowned Smashers that lived in the Super Smash Brothers Mansion within the very center of the peaceful Oval Park, which itself was in the very center of the large city, were practicing for some tennis. Princess Daisy, a good old friend of Princess Peach Toadstool, came over today alongside with her new friend to compete and have fun with the other Smashers who planned on playing tennis. Though the tomboyish princess unfortunately never told or reminded everyone that she has a bad gas problem, much like the fart-loving blonde princess of the Mushroom Kingdom...
"And here was have it, ladies and gentlemen!" Yoshi started as he placed down his green-colored top hat onto the wooden table, putting his right hand into it. He then struggled, and pulled out Pichu, who was eating a slice of strawberry shortcake. "Ta-da!"
Ganondorf and Snake both meekly clapped, while King DeDeDe yawned loudly. Yoshi frowned, and Pichu jumped out of the top hat, running into the kitchen. Depressed, Yoshi chucked the top hat at King DeDeDe, knocking the fat, blue-colored penguin monarch backwards onto the green carpet. It was then that the doorbell rang loudly, and Mario ran towards the door, opening it to see Princess Daisy standing right in front of the doorway.
"Daisy-a!" mario greeted in his Italian accent, shaking Daisy's right hand with his left hand, "You came-a just in time-a for tennis!"
Daisy giggled, a wide grin across her face. "Aw right! I even got dressed up for it!" She then ripped off her yellow-and-orange dress, revealing her tennis wear. Mario, impressed, complimented Daisy as he and her went over to the backyard, where the tennis courts were set up.
Princess Peach, Toad, and Luigi all turned around to see Daisy and shouted to her, waving. Daisy smiled, and she waved back, running over to the blue-colored, concrete court. Mario shortly followed, and he got on Luigi's side.
"So what do you think of my tennis racket?" Daisy asked as she showed it to Peach.
Peach smiled, and she nodded, replying, "I like it, Daisy! It really matches your personality."
Daisy blushed a tad bit, closing her eyes as she giggled. "Aww, shucks."
"Let's-a play!" Luigi chimed as he grabbed a green-colored tennis ball and smacked it with his green tennis racket, towards Daisy.
Daisy noticed this, and she swerved the ball back, towards Mario. Mario gently whacked the ball with the tip of his racket, while Peach ran to the front and smacked it towards the middle. Mario lunged towards it, but he missed, so Luigi sidestepped towards the right and smacked the ball hard, towards Daisy, who spun around and caused the ball to return with a little curve towards the right. Gasping, Luigi went towards the ball, but it hit him in the nose, causing Peach and Daisy to laugh while Luigi covered his face with his hands, sobbing in embarrassment.
As the two princesses continued laughing, Wario came by with a vendor cart of bean burritos. Chuckling, eh massaged his moustache and screamed, "Bean burritos! Get your gas-inducing bean burritos!"
Daisy gasped. "Bean burritos!?" She dropped her tennis racket and ran towards Wario, snatching the bean burritos off the tray and stuffing them into her mouth, munching on with delight. Peach giggled, and she joined Daisy, grabbing two. Wario chuckled as he rubbed his hands, and after the two princesses returned to the tennis court, he started to whistle innocently as he started to move the vendor cart towards the other tennis playing Smashers.
A few minutes later, as Peach and Daisy continued playing tennis with Mario and Luigi while Toad watched from the sidelines, Daisy and Peach's stomachs grumbled loudly, causing the game to be halt. Mario had a strange expression on his face as he folded his arms, while Luigi was once again hit in the nose by the incoming tennis ball.
Daisy held her stomach, moaning. "Oh man...my stomach feels strange..." She closed her eyes as he felt more pain, her stomach gurgling louder. She winced as she glanced to Peach, who was more relaxed while holding her stomach. "Huh?" Before she could add anything, she heard Peach rip a big one...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
"Mamma mia!" Mario moaned as he slapped his forehead, shaking his head in disgust and shame. "It's the farting incident all over again!"
Toad gasped, and he screamed, running away from the tennis court while Peach let out a sigh of relief, smiling as she turned to Daisy, who's jaw dropped in disbelief.
"Peach... you just actually cut the cheese? In front of Mario?" She asked in disbelief, her right eye twitching.
Peach giggled, nodding as she approached Daisy. "Oh, Daisy, you have much to learn. I always do this around Mario, and the other Smashers, too!"
Daisy was baffled by all belief. If Princess Peach Toadstool could fart in public with no shame, then so could she. Feeling gassy herself, and being jealous of Peach, Daisy closed her eyes, and she ripped a fart, though not as loud or deadly as Peach's.
PLAAAAAARB!
Luigi got to his feet, and he glared at Peach and Daisy. "Mario nodded his head in agreement, standing next to Luigi.
Peach frowned, holding her pink-colored tennis racket behind her right shoulder. "But guys, it's like a form of art! Why is it that you don't like us to fart?" She asked in rhyme.
Luigi murmured something angry to himself as he and Mario got back into positions on the tennis court. Both Peach and Daisy sighed and shrugged as they got back into their positions and resumed playing tennis. As Daisy swung the ball with her tennis racket, her stomach started to gurgle again. Mario and Luigi exchanged angry looks while Peach gulped again, hiding behind Daisy.
"Daisy...I don't think it's really a good time," Peach warned her childhood friend, "haven't I told you what Mario and Luigi kept doing to me whenever I tried to fart?"
Daisy frowned, rubbing the right side of her head. "But Peach, it can't be that bad, can it?"
Just as Peach was about to reply, Daisy cut the cheese once more.
POOOOOOOOOT!
"Princess Daisy of Sarasaland!" Shouted a rather bitter Master Hand, noticing this happening, "You surely must control your bodily functions! Farting in such open places-"
Daisy turned around, shaking her head and folding her arms. "Humph! You can't tell me what to do! I'm a guest and a friend of Princess Peach, AND I'm the princess of a far-off kingdom, so why don't you just go off somewhere?" She then flipped Master Hand.
Shocked, Master Hand furiously disappeared in a poof of white smoke, infuriated by Daisy's rude behavior. Mario and Luigi both hung their heads in shame while Peach pooted a bit to help make the mood better. Daisy then smiled and turned to peach, who only giggled.
"That old Master Hand thinks he can say jack about me, but I don't care!" She snapped as she dropped her tennis racket and walked towards a portrait of Master Hand and Crazy Hand, which was lying on the outside, red-colored brick wall of the mansion. She turned around, and bent down, her butt directly aimed at the portrait. "I'll show that hand fool not to mess with me..." She grunted, closing her eyes as she tried to pass gas on the portrait.
Gasping, Peach told everyone to retreat back into the mansion. Mario and Luigi held their caps over their heads as they dared not to look at Daisy, who managed to rip some deadly ones right at the portrait with no ounce of shame...
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! POOOOOOOT! PTTHB! Poot! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! FFFFFRRRRAAAAAAAP! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Plarb.
And in the end of all the gassiness, Princess Daisy was banned from ever coming back to the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, and was hated by all... except her good friend, Princess Peach Toadstool, and Wario, who got an excellent laugh out of the entire farting bit. As she dressed herself and headed back to her home in Sarasaland, Daisy stopped in her tracks, and to show off at Master Hand and the other angered Smashers, cut the cheese one more time in a way to tell them off.
Pfffffft! Poot.
"Ha-ha." Grinning wickedly, Daisy cackled evilly as she walked out of Oval Park, farting along the way. "I won~"
Later on the flatulent Daisy was back at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, with Toadsworth bailing her out, much to the dismay of Master Hand, as she was in the mansion's living room, hanging out with Princess Zelda and Samus Aran, with Jigglypuff acting as the maid of the household, cleaning everything up. Samus was in her zero suit while Zelda had her Skyward Sword outfit, with Daisy wearing her regular yellow dress.
"So how have you been, Daisy?" Zelda asked as she had a cup of coffee. "We haven't seen you in quite a while."
Daisy wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Well, I've been practicing my gassy habits since I got banned. I'm a better farter than Peach!" To proof it, she leaned towards the left, letting out a loud blast of smelly air out of her rear as she laughed.
Samus sighed as she shook her head. "Daisy, do you or Peach ever get tired of being so gassy?" She asked as she folded her arms.
Daisy let out another deep pitched poot as she shrugged. "Nope! Me and Peach try to out fart each other all the time! Recently, though, I've been getting better!" She then placed her left hand right underneath her butt, letting out a raunchy fart that got deeper after seven seconds as she then smelled her left hand, lowering her eyes as she smiled. "Now that's the smell of victory. Smell it, smell my stinky hand!" She then placed her gassed left hand in front of Zelda and Samus.
Zelda and Samus pushed Daisy's left hand away as neither wanted to smell the fart that covered it up, with Jigglypuff catching a brief whiff, coughing as she ran out of the mansion to get fresh air, with Daisy continuing to stink up the living room.
"Oh hey! Tennis!" Daisy exclaimed as she clapped her hands together since it was later on and she decided to head out of the mansion as she took a walk around the park, spotting Pikachu and Sonic playing tennis on the grassy field. "I should totally join in!"
Placing her right hand behind her brap blasting big butt, Daisy grunted as she let out a loud sloppy fart, her orange colored tennis racket popping right out as she squealed with joy, rushing over to Sonic and Pikachu while she tuba tooted out more pungent poots that reeked of rotten eggs.
"Hey! Make room for me you yesterday hasbeens, because Super Princess Daisy's on the scene!" Daisy exclaimed with a boastful laugh as she followed up with a brassy poot, her shorts puffing up from the back.
Sonic and Pikachu eyed each other, then turned back to Daisy, laughing in unison with each other.
"No offense, Daisy, but me and Pikachu are having a private match," Sonic commented as he moved his gloved hands about. "You should go try elsewhere."
"Yeah. Besides, not only would it be one on two, but you'd stink up the whole game," Pikachu commented as he placed his stubby yellow hands on his hips.
Daisy sniffled as her lips trembled. "Y-yeah? Well, I don't need you!" She then turned around, letting out another fart in front of the mammal Smashers as she then headed back to the mansion, crying loudly as she farted to go along with her tears.
Sonic and Pikachu scoffed as they shook their heads, glancing at each other as they resumed their match.
"What a crybaby." Sonic commented as he placed his blue colored tennis racket behind his right shoulder, quickly dashing away to help make the scent disapate.
Pikachu nodded in agreement as he picked up his small sized, yellow colored tennis racket, electrocuting himself to wake up. "I know. It's like she has sudden mood swings, or something." He lamented as he and Sonic resumed their tennis match.
Princess Daisy farted a brassy poot as she fanned the air with her right hand, wearing her biker outfit from Mario Kart Wii and 8 as she smelled how rotten her deep pitched fart was. "Peeyew! I think that one really stunk the place up!"
"No kidding!" Wario remarked as he was fixing up his Wario Bike, with the two characters from Super Mario Land being at the Wrecking Crew stage as they were in front of the green construction site. "I know you're as gassy as all the girls, plus me, but do yourself a favor and keep that fat ass of yours shut!"
"Zip it, epic fart man!" Daisy snapped as she pointed at Wario, farting while pointing.
Wario just rolled his eyes and muttered to himself as he kept on fixing his bike, taking out some garlic and munching on it.
"...You know, having that said, I should watch how I break wind... or I might shit my pants like Peach does." Daisy remarked, farting a wet toot as she noticed the back of her biker pants puffing up. "Case in point..."
"Daisy, you should never poop your pants willingly." Toadette stated to Daisy in a thought bubble as she held her hands together while she farted too. "Trust me, I know. I may love wearing diapers, but you shouldn't just do that. Toilets exist for a reason."
"Yes, Daisy. Didn't you know that farts in general are gross AND dangerous?" Birdo added as she popped up next to Toadette in the thought bubble.
"I don't even know why I'm here." Dry Bowser remarked with a casual shrug as he was also in the thought bubble. "Probably just for a pointless cameo."
"Come on, Pikachu, it's not funny!" Sonic the Hedgehog exclaimed angrily as he zipped up and down and all around the construction site, with Pikachu holding several chili dogs in his paws.
"You'll never pika catch me!" Pikachu laughed, jumping off the green platform as he accidentally landed right in between Daisy's butt cheeks, opening his eyes to see the small brown stain on Daisy's ass. "Oh shit."
Pikachu was then quite literally blasted off again by Daisy farting a thunderous tuba toot so bassy, it caused the entire construction site to collapse on itself, with Sonic screaming as he flailed his arms, falling down and landing on Wario, with both being crushed by the construction platforms and equipment as Daisy fart dashed out of the way, panting as she took a look at the remains of the Wrecking Crew stage. Daisy then unleashed a bout of different pitched farts, from the bubbly ones to the raunchiest, with the red haired tomboy princess blushing as she was also disgruntled.]
"Damn it, now I pooped my pants like Peach did!" Daisy stated in dismay as she placed her hands on her brap burping big butt farter, which still was churning out farts, mostly bassy ones. "I better go shopping for new underwear... it's gonna me a gross, soggy mess on the way to the mall from here..."
And thus ended JUST one of the many tales of Princess Daisy farting.
"You best believe that's not it!" Daisy chimed with her fanning her rumbling rump since her stomach growled. "Peeyew~!"