Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of, 'Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Whoever came up with exclamation points is a genius. Otherwise superheroes would be like, 'Don't panic. I'll save you'," A smiling Oliver says with a blank and deadpanned tone as it is a normal day in Philadelphia, PA, and we see him, Jordan, and Kaz hanging out in Logan High School as the blonde-haired girl is trying to listen to her music while the black-haired boy is staring over at another blonde-haired girl, who was talking with her friends as he blushed heavily.
Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 15-year-old Human Normo Girl with brown eyes, long platinum blonde hair that reaches down to her waist, platinum eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a tall slender hourglass build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a sleeveless high-collared white blouse, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long black skirt, and a pair of white high heel shoes. Her name is Stefanie Sorenson, a Popular Student who attends Logan High School and Kaz's Crush.
"Look, there's Stephanie." A blushing Kaz says while pointing over at the most popular girl in Logan High School as a bored and slightly jealous Jordan raises an eyebrow boredly after taking off her headphones and turning off her phone.
"Stephanie? Isn't she a pretty and shallow bitch who had convince her parents to have her get plastic surgery to get bigger tits?"
"Yeah, she's exactly my type." An oblivious Kaz says with a nod as Jordan rolls her eyes. "You know what? I'm gonna ask her to the school carnival tonight."
"What?! She's the most popular girl in school! You have no shot with her!" Oliver pointed out as Kaz rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"Yes, I do. We shared a moment today. She leaned over and said, 'Is that you that smells like that?', and I said, 'No, it's not me. It's something I stepped in',"
"Well, we know you've had a crush on her forever, so as your friends, we say go for it. We'll be right by your side...capturing every painful and humiliating moment on video." Jordan says with a mischievous grin while holding out her phone as a stern Oliver turned to her.
"Jordan, don't do that...you won't be able to get the humiliating and embarrassing moment with only using one camera. You need two cameras to get all of the angles of the anguish and pain in Kaz's face when Stephanie inevitably rejects him." Oliver says while pilling out his camera as Jordan facepalmed and shakes her head.
"I am such an idiot. You are absolutely right, Oliver. Anyway...action." Jordan said while she and Oliver began recording as Kaz gave them both flat looks and flipped them off before turning around as he walked over to Stephanie and her friends.
"Uh, Stephanie? Hi. Uh, were you going to the school carnival tonight?"
"Of course, I'm going," Stephanie says with a smile as Kaz perks up and sweated nervously.
"Uh, great. Maybe-maybe we could go together?" Kaz asked, causing Stephanie to snort as she and her friends began laughing loudly.
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You are so funny! For a second I thought that You were, like, seriously asking me on a date!" Stepahanie says while she and her friends stopped laughing as a clearly embarrassed and blushing Kaz laughed awkwardly.
"Ha, ha, ha. Of course, it was a joke. Why would I ask you out on a date? I-I-I already have a girlfriend."
"Really? What's her, like, name?" Stephanie asked suspiciously as Kaz smiled nervously and was about to come up with a lie but stopped as Oliver went over to push Kaz closer to his crush.
"Sorry, I just want to keep you both in the shot." Oliver says with a grin as Jordan puts on a fake mischivious smirk, but inside, she was feeling absolutely furious by Stephanie's words as her left eye twitched madly.
"Anyway, uh, her name is...Connie...Valentine. Yeah, of the Chicago Valentines? They invented...valentines?"
"Oh my god..." Jordan says while wanting to laugh at how badly Kaz is lying but making sure to cover her mouth to not ruin the shot.
"So she's rich, huh? Interesting, I want to meet her. Introduce me to her tonight." Stephanie says while turning around to walk away with her friends as a groaning and annoyed Kaz turns to his friends.
"Terrific. Now all I have to do is find a fake girlfriend in the next six hours So Stephanie doesn't think I'm a total loser. This is a disaster."
"No, this is a disaster," Oliver says while showing Kaz the recording he made earlier as he made a GIF where Kaz gets hit repeatedly by a boulder, much to his annoyance, as Oliver and Jordan share a laugh. "What? The scene needed some action."
"Oliver, I am so proud of you." A proud Jordan says while patting Oliver on the back as she brushed away a tear of joy from out of her eye.
~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song!]~
Jordan: Okay, yo!
Every day's an adventure!
You never know by the looks on our faces at the school when we enter!
Leave class early,
Work at 3:30,
Hit the comic store, read up before the journey,
All these new issues and superpowers!
If we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours!
Everybody says that we shouldn't worry,
But have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney?!
Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver can be seen putting away their books in their lockers after school was over as they turned to each other and shared a fistbump and a smirk as the trio then ran out of Logan High School and made their way over to the Domain to read all of the latest superhero comic books for work as they were able to find out that Blue Tornado got attacked by a supervillain and was left incapacitated as Jordan and the boys shared a serious look and nodded as they then turned around to leave and appeared at the Philadelphia Hospital Waiting Room as the Mighty Med Normo Doctors made their way over to get inside of the Janitor's Closet and Jordan reached over to grab onto the handle of a nearby toilet plunger broom and pulled on it, causing a wall compartment to open up to show a glowing blue/silver puzzle on the wall as Oliver began working on it and was able to finish the puzzle as it shows the glowing blue/silver Symbol of Caduceo and a big green box with the words, 'Enter', appears in front of them as Kaz reached over to press it, causing the wall in the Janitor's Closet to open up to reveal the Mighty Med Hospital as Benny appeared and could be seen wheeling in an unconcious Blue Tornado on a gurney as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver shared a serious glare and nodded as they then reached over to grab their white lab coats to put them on and rushed forward to begin saving the people, who save people.
Oliver: Will we save the world today?!
You never know!
Will we all be safe today?!
You never know!
Will we fly away or stay?!
You never know!
But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!
Save the people who save people after classes!
We flip the page and jump into action!
They call us Normos, normally fantastic!
Seeing superheroes that we only imagined!
After quickly rushing over to check on the unconscious Blue Tornado, Oliver then swiftly began checking his vitals while Jordan reached behind her to pull out the latest comic book issue of Blue Tornado and began speed reading it as she was able to find out what was wrong with their latest Superhero patient and told the boys about the problem as the trio were all quick to get to work with Oliver ordering Benny to give them the super defibrillators and the Mighty Med Nurse was quick to toss it over to Kaz, who grabbed them and yelled, 'Clear!', while slamming them against Blue Tornado's head while Oliver used a high tech machine to help adjust the electrical output as Richard's eyes opened and gasped in shock, finally waking up as he sits up straight and thanked the Mighty Med Doctors for reviving him as a smirking Jordan nodded lightly, a grinning Kaz gave him some finger guns, and a smiling Oliver raised his hand for a high five as a beaming Blue Tornado gave him one, but accidentally put too much strength into his high five as he sends a screaming Oliver flying backwards, but thankfully, Skylar Storm appeared into the scene as she flipped and even carthwheeled around to land on the ground and raised her arms to catch a falling Oliver as he blushed heavily and stared up at her lovingly as Connie blushed and smiled as she winked.
Kaz: In this type of life, you got to have fight!
Put up your fist and fight for what's right!
Never could tell what we could see out of sight!
Do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight!
A glaring Alan could be seen poking his head out of cover from behind a pillar, and spotted Jordan standing near the Mighty Med Main Desk while messing around with some pieces of paper as Horace's Nephew smirked devilishly and held up his hand as he used his telekinesis to latch onto a nearby white mug with the red words, 'I HATE NORMOS!' written on it and used his telekinesis to send it flying over to collide against Jordan, only for her to perk up at the sight of the Key of Steel lying on the ground and bend down to grab it as the mug flew over to collide against the back of her head, not hurting her whatsoever due to her skin now being tough as steel as fuming and angry Alan stomped his foot into the ground and began throwing a temper tantrum just as Kaz appeared into the scene while holding onto everyone's labcoats as he then threw it over to land on top of his frenemy's head and told him to leave it at their usual hangers before walking off as Alan groaned in anger and embarrassment as he growled angrily.
Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz: Will we save the world today?
You never know
Will we all be safe today?
You never know
Will we fly away or stay?
You never know
But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!
After a hard day's work at Mighty Med, we see the trio arriving back at the Domain as they went over to sit down on the couch to relax and have fun as normal teenagers do as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver then begin reading the latest superhero comic book issues...and frowned deadpannedly at the sight of Tecton, Solar Flare II, the Crusher, Titanio, and Owl Girl getting seriously injured by their mortal enemies as the trio shared a knowing and determined look before standing up from the couch to run over to make their way to the Mighty Med Hospital as we then cue over to said hospital and we see Ambrose using his Clairvoyance Powers to see into the far future to write the Top Secret Comic Book Series of the Mighty Med Crew as the Comic Book Cover showed the image of Key Keeper X standing in place with her arms crossed and currently transformed into her Steel Form while Hydromancer floated up into the air and held out his arms to create dual mini water cyclones, Pyromancer floated beside him and covered his whole body in intense red flames, Skylar Storm floated in between the boys with her eyes/hands glowing a bright pink energy, Caduceo stood in place stoically with his hands glowing blue, and Morphos had morphed his left arm into that of a gorilla while having donkey ears, bat-like wings, a scorpion tail, and alligator skin as he used his right arm to levitate a large van as a smirking Ambrose then put away his Future Top Screte Comic Book Issues in his secret compartment and the title of the story appeared before the readers.
~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song Over!]~
"Come on, stupid bread! Toast! Toast! Toast!" An angry Skylar Storm yelled as we fast forward in time and we cue over to Mighty Med as we see her standing inside the Mighty Med Rec Room and was holding onto a piece of bread, trying to activate her heat vision to burn the piece of bread into a crisp, but keeps failing as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver walked into the scene as they all wore their white labcoats.
"Hey, Skylar. Still no heat vision?" Oliver asked as a groaning Skylar Storm shook her head.
"No, and I'm so sick of being in this hospital. I'm bouncing off the walls here...literally. I tried using my powers to run through them, but I just kept bouncing off."
"Hey, uh, why don't you hang out with us? There's this carnival at our school. You should totally come." A beaming Kaz says, getting an idea as Oliver and Jordan give him suspicious, blank looks.
"I don't know. I've never spent any time in the normal world." Skylar Storm says with a doubtful tone as she crosses her arms. "I mean, I just fly in from my planet, save humanity, and fly out. At most, I'll stop for a soft pretzel. Just like I don't fit in in the superhero world anymore."
"Oh, don't be sad, you do fit in the superhero world...as an example of what happens when a Super becomes a Normo and eventually turns into a sad, pathetic version of herself," Jordan says with a cheerful tone as Skylar glares at her.
"Oh, come on. This is just what you need...for you and your best interests. Having nothing to do with me or my best interests at all." Kaz says with a nervous tone as an oblivious Skylar Storm hums thoughtfully and shrugs as she nods.
"Well, I could use a break from Mighty Med."
"Kaz, can we talk to you privately?" Oliver asked with a fake smile on his face and grabbed onto Kaz's arm as he and Jordan led them away. "Kaz, this is a bad idea."
"What? Why? I need a fake girlfriend, Skylar wants to get out of here, it's perfect." Kaz says as Jordan rolls her eyes.
"Oh, yes, because the Former Alien Superhero who LITERALLY just admitted that she hasn't spend ANY time in the Normal World would just fit in PERFECTLY in a highschool filled with judgmental teenagers who will rip her to shreds due to her inexperience on pretending to be an average Normo...wait, what am I saying? This will be comedy gold. You know what, Kaz? I 100% agree with your plan." A grinning and excited Jordan says as Oliver shakes his head with a glare.
"No, guys, come on, Skylar just lost her powers like a month ago, and she's already feeling vulnerable and out of place."
"YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME, MOTHERFUCKER!" Skylar snapped furiously while throwing away the piece of bread as it flew through the air and collided against Benny just as he walked into the Mighty Med Rec Room as the Nurse got knocked down onto the ground.
"...Although she could use a change of scenery." Oliver says with a wince as Kaz perked up, and he and the others then walked over to a fuming Skylar.
"Skylar, you are comin' with us."
"Good, because any place is better than this...well, except the Lava Pits of Kelnar. The lines there are so freaking long." Skylar says with an angry look on her face as Jordan turns to her.
"Anyway, if you are really coming with us, then you'll need an alter ego so no one knows that you're the real Skylar Storm, even if everyone thinks that Superheroes are fake."
"Agreed, I'll just use the most popular girl's name from my planet: Aiyee-Eeki-Eeki-Waa." Skylar Storm shrieked with a smile on her face as everyone gave her flat looks.
"Or you could just use Connie Valentine?" Kaz suggested as Skylar rolled her eyes but nodded.
"Okay, but it doesn't roll off the tongue like Aiyee-Eeki-Eeki-Waa."
"I'm just curious. What's the second most popular name on your planet?" Oliver asked as Skylar shrugged.
"Emily," Skylar says as we then fast forward in time yet again, and we see the gang hanging out at the Logan High School Carnival as Skylar Storm is now in her alter-ego, Connie Valentine, and is now wearing a black beanie, a pair of black glasses, a long-sleeved high-collared opened black jacket, a short-sleeved white blouse underneath, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black ripped jeans, and a pair of thigh-high combat boots as she had also dyed her pink highlights brown and had tied up her long brown hair into a low-hanging ponytail. "I'm so nervous. I really want to fit in as a Normo, I'm so self-conscious. How should I stand?"
"Do whatever feels comfortable," Oliver says as Connie nods and proceeds to do a backwards handstand, impressing everyone with her flexibility as Oliver blushes heavily.
"Except that, baby girl." Jordan says with an amused laugh as Connie does a backflip to land back on the ground.
"Shit, I have to work the ring toss booth with Gus for the next hour." Oliver says after checking his watch as he then gives Kaz and Jordan a serious glare. "While I'm gone, stay with Skylar, and make sure she feels comfortable."
"Relax. I'm not gonna let Skylar out of my sight." Kaz says while wrapping his arm around a girl named Janet's shoulders as Jordan gives him a flat look.
"Yeah, that's not Skylar." Jordan says with Kaz turning to Janet with a surprised look on his face as he then lets go of her and walks over to Connie, who goes over to get some punch as Jordan follows after him, and Oliver turns around to walk away and find Gus.
"So, Connie, before we start socializing, there are some Normo customs you should learn. You know, so you don't stick out."
"Okay, like what?" Connie asked curiously as Jordan snickered to herself and looked away.
"Oh, this should be good."
"As a gesture of friendship, it's typical for Normos to hold hands gaze into each other's eyes, and feed each other apple slices," Kaz says while pulling out a bag of apple slices as Connie nods and reaches over to grab it as she begins feeding it to Kaz.
"Oh, and another thing about Normo is that you lend your best friend a hundred bucks each day." Jordan lied as Connie nodded innocently and reached into her pocket to pull out a hundred bucks as she handed it over to Jordan just as Stephanie appeared as she walked over to them.
"So Kaz, you made it, introduce me."
"Uh, uh, S-Stephanie, this is Connie." Kaz says while gesturing over at Connie, who perked up as she reached over to grab Stephanie's hand and shook it rather violently.
"Hey! I'm Skyla-I mean, Connie Valentine! Let's be friends!"
"O-Okay, yeah, she's very intense." Stephanie says to Kaz, who laughs nervously as we cue over to Oliver, and we see him being able to find Gus, who was wearing a magician's outfit as he was standing near some large red curtains with golden tassels.
"Hey, what happened to the Ring Toss Booth? And what are you wearing, Gus?"
"There is no Gus! There is only Gus the Magnificent!" Gus exclaimed while striking a pose as Oliver gave him a flat look. "And forget the ring toss. The best way to impress the ladies Is with magic." Gus says as a rabbit walks out of his pant leg.
"Whoa, I must admit that was a pretty cool trick."
"That wasn't a trick. I have no idea where that came from." A weirded-out Gus says as he shrugs. "Anyways, I ordered a magic cabinet from Serbia, and I'm going to need you to be my assistant."
"Let's just stick with the ring toss booth." Oliver stated bluntly as Gus sighed heavily.
"Fine. Can you hand me the rings? They're right through there." Gus says while pointing over at the curtains as Oliver nods and goes over to walk through the curtains, only to reveal to be stuck inside a magician's box as the curtains were pulled back by Gus to reveal the trapped Mighty Med Doctor to everyone in the Carnival.
"What the fuck, Gus?! I can't believe you lied to me!"
"It wasn't a lie, Oliver! It was an illusion!" Gus says while spreading out his arms dramatically as a rabbit was able to somehow come out of one of his arm sleeves. "Where are these coming from?!" Gus asked with an exasperated tone as we cue back with the others, and we see Connie trying to force-feed one of the girls with an apple slice with Jordan standing around and laughing amusedly as Kaz and Stephanie were talking to each other.
"So, your girlfriend's cute...odd, but cute." Stephanie says while holding onto some Lava Cake as Kaz nods with a laugh.
"Yeah, she's great." Kaz says while reaching over to wrap his arm around Janet's shoulder as Stephanie raises an eyebrow confusedly.
"That's not her."
"Huh?" A bewildered Kaz says while turning to an uncomfortable Janet as he glares at her in annoyance. "Stop following me around, Janet!" Kaz screamed as Janet turned around to walk away.
"Anyway, are you and Connie serious?"
"Oh, yeah, very, very serious." An oblivious and stupid Kaz says as Stephanie sighs in disappointment.
"That's too bad."
"...Oh...oh! No, no, no, what I meant was that we're serious in a way that it makes me cool to have a girlfriend, but not in a way that it makes it impossible for me to go out with someone else!" Kaz lied with a nervous laugh as Stephanie perked up and nodded as she held up her Lava Cake.
"Well, want to share a slice?" Stephanie suggested as Kaz nodded and was about to reach over and grab it, only for the girls to appear as Connie smiled.
"So I see you guys are becoming friends. What is that?" Connie asked curiously while pointing over at Stephanie's Lava Cake as said person smiled.
"It's lava cake."
"Holy crap! Gusy, don't eat that!" Connie ordered with a serious glare while slapping the Lava Cake away as a surprised Stephanie glared at this.
"What is wrong with you?!"
"Me?! You just tried to feed my friend's lava! Do you know what that could do to a person's insides? I do! I've seen it happen before. At the Lava Pits of Kelnar after waiting in a very long line!" A pouting and glaring Connie says as Stephanie scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"It's just cake. What, are you from another planet?" Stephanie asked while turning around to walk away as Kaz groaned at this and ran after her as Connie winced and frowned somberly.
"I was just trying to help." A saddened Connie says as Jordan spotted this and couldn't help but feel a bit bad as she then elbowed her.
"Hey, Alien Girl, let's go and play some carnival game or something," Jordan says, cheering Connie up a bit, and nods as they walk off, and Oliver spots this and then turns to Gus urgently.
"Gus, I need to get out! Right now!"
"Well, according to these instructions, this button should open the escape hatch," Gus says while reading from an instruction manual as he then reaches over to press a button on the magician's box, causing multiple swords to pop out and nearly stab Oliver to death as he screams fearfully.
"Let me see that!" Oliver ordered as Gus showed him the instruction manual. "...Those are instructions to build a crib!"
"Oh...then it's a good thing we don't have a baby in there," Gus says with a laugh as Oliver huffs in irritation.
"Look, I have to help my friend Connie. Isn't there an emergency exit in here? Or, on a separate note, a bathroom?"
"I'm sure this button will release you," Gus says while pointing over at another button as Oliver glares at him.
"You were sure about the other button, and it released swords-You know what, who cares? Just push it." Oliver says with a defeated sigh as Gus nods and reaches over to press the button, having the swords slowly retracted as, instead, the ceiling begins slowly going down. "I hate magic!"
"I'm sorry about Connie. She's really overprotective and possessive of me. It's all part of the curse." Kaz says to Stephanie with a pretend irritated and devasted look as she raises an eyebrow confusedly.
"What curse?"
"Oh, the Kaz Curse. Yeah, beautiful girls instantly fall in love with me. I wish they would like me for what's inside instead of all this." An overdramatic Kaz says while gesturing at his face as we see the girls standing in front of a Fortune Teller Booth.
"Will I ever fit in? What does the future hold for me?" Connie asked as a bell rang, and a piece of paper ejected out of the Fortune Teller Booth as she reached over to grab it and read it. "The time is now to save...save? That's what I do. Save people, but who?" Connie asked Jordan, who was about to tell her the truth, but the girls then spotted a Football Players tossing multiple water balloons at the Principal of Logan High School as Skylar gasped in shock.
"Him! He's in danger! I need to save him!" Connie screamed while rushing forward and ignored Jordan's cries to stop as she slid across the floor and held out her arm to deliver a mighty chop across one of the Football Player's legs, knocking him down onto the ground as Skylar then stood up on her knees and threw a swift punch across another Football Player's stomach, sending him flying away as a third Football Player went over to see what was going on and the Calderan Normo then did a backflip to land in a handstand as she threw a couple of strong kicks up the Football Player's chin, sending him flying away as Connie then leaped back into her feet and twirled around to roundhouse kick a Football Player away as the final Football Players ran over to grab onto Skylar, only for her to easily break out of his hold and reached over to grab onto his arm and pulled him over to throw a swift kick at his crotch, causing him to scream in pain as Connie then ran over to roll around on his back and landed on the ground in a low crouch as the Calderan Normo then whirled around to kick him in the legs, knocking him down into the ground as a grinning Connie then stood up from the floor, expecting everyone to cheer at her saving the day, only for everyone to stare at her in shock and fear as Jordan walked up to her. "Why is everyone so upset?"
"Connie, sweetie, look at the sign." Jordan says while pointing over at a nearby sign that reads, 'Douse Principal Krauss'. "It was a part of the Carnival Game. They're just raising money for the football team." Jordan says with a wince as everyone stares at Connie fearfully, causing her to shrink nervously and feel even more insecure than usual as the light blonde-haired is unable to enjoy her misery and feels sympathetic for her friend as Jordan then looks around and spots a still trapped Oliver being slowly crushed to death as she perked up and pointed over at it. "Connie! Look, Oliver is in danger!"
"No, he's not. It's just all a part of the carnival game," A saddened and heavily embarrassed Connie says as Jordan turns over to Oliver, who perked up as he crouched down into the ground and held up his arms to try and stop the ceiling from crushing him to death.
"No, Connie! I'm really in danger! Save me for real!" A panicking Oliver says while struggling to hold up the ceiling as Connie spots this and gasps sharply as she grows tense."
"Holy crap! Oliver is in actual danger! Move out of the way!" Connie ordered with a glare while running forward and leaped up to land on the tables as she ran over to leap in front of the magician's box and raised her fist to deliver a strong punch across the box, breaking it apart and reached down to grab Oliver as Skylar hoisted him over her shoulders easily and took him to safety as everyone stared at this in shock.
"Whoa, look! My friend, Connie Valentine, saved my other friend, Oliver, from death! She's a hero...but she's not a like a real-life superhero because those dont exist and she's just a Normo-I mean, a normal civilian with no powers whatsoever!" Jordan screamed with everyone perking up and cheering loudly as Connie placed Oliver down on the ground and began checking him all over.
"Oliver, are you okay?"
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine," Oliver says as Connie sighs in relief.
"Good." Connie says before punching his shoulder, causing him to yelp in pain as she glared at him firmly. "Then what the hell were you doing inside of that dangerous box?! You were supposed to be there for me! I just embarrassed myself in front of your entire school and you were almost crushed to death!"
"I'm so sorry. I tried, but I-I was stuck in that stupid box thanks to Gus." Oliver says as he then gives her a somber look. "Anyway, you are right to be angry at me. I said I'd have your back, and I didn't. I'm a terrible friend."
"It's all right. You have nothing to worry about. I'm here for you." Connie says reassuringly
"I was supposed to be here for you. To help you."
"But you are helping me. By needing my help. That's my purpose in life: To help others, and this is the first time since I lost my powers that I actually felt useful. Thank you for being so helpless." Connie says with a warm smile on her face while kissing Oliver on the cheek as he froze and blushed heavily.
"Yeah, well, uh, helpless is kinda my thing," Oliver says with a goofy blushing smile as everyone is shocked by the sight of Kaz's Girlfriend kissing Oliver.
"Look, Connie, I want to say that I'm sorry for insulting you and laughing at your misery. It's kind of my thing." Jordan says with a sheepish grin as she walks over to Connie. "But I don't like seeing my friends in serious pain and you are my friend, so I want to say that I'm sorry, and from now on, I will be 100% truthful about Normo Customs to you. Starting with the fact that you don't have to give money to your friends unless they ask for it and need it for serious stuff." Jordan says while reluctantly reaching into her pocket to pull out a hundred bucks and handing it back to Connie, who smiles warmly and hugs her.
"Thanks, Jordan, that means a lot to me," Connie says as Jordan nods, and they separate from each other.
"Also, Valentine, if anyone ever laughs at you or makes fun of you, they will have to deal with me."
"Hey, why don't you defend Kaz and me?" A pouting and recovering Oliver asked as Jordan gave him flat looks.
"Because, unlike Connie, you two are too helpless to protect from other people because you two are too easy to embarrass yourselves in public. At least Connie has a chance to learn about Normo Customs and act normal." Jordan says with a playful tone while sharing a high five with Connie as Oliver huffs in annoyance. "Anyway, Connie, I was wondering if you could teach me how to fight."
"Wait, seriously? Why?" A curious Connie asked as Jordan smirked.
"Well, seeing you kick ass earlier was amazing. Plus, I work in a Superhero Hospital and got attacked by Supers twice by now and I want to know how to fight in case we ever get attacked again. Besides, this will help give you something to do while you are in Mighty Med." Jordan pointed out as Connie hummed thoughtfully but then nodded with a smile, and then we cue over to Kaz and Stephanie as the Mighty Med Doctor perked up.
"Way to go, Oliver." Kaz congratulated with a smirk after seeing Skylar kiss Oliver as a glaring Stephanie turned to him.
"Seriously? What kind of man lets another guy hit on his girlfriend?"
"Uh, not this man. In fact, I'm gonna walk over there right now and going to fight him." Kaz says with a fake angry tone while walking over to Oliver as said person turns to glare at him.
"There you are. How could you-,"
"Hey, man! What do you think you're doin' with her?!" Kaz asked with a fake furious tone as a bewildered Oliver raised an eyebrow.
"What are you talking about?"
"Stephanie thinks you're hitting on my girlfriend. Just go with it." Kaz says while leaning over to whisper into Oliver's ear as he then takes a couple of steps back and gets into an awkward fighting position. "Oh, what's that you said? Huh?! Don't hurt you? Yeah? Ho, ho! It's about to get real up in this carnival!"
"Fine. You wanna fight?" Oliver asked with a tired sigh while pulling up his sleeves as he then went over to tackle a surprise Kaz into the ground and got him in an impressive hold as his friend was unable to escape out of it.
"Too real! Too real!"
"How could you diss, Skylar?!" An angry Oliver asked as Connie stared at this with a light blush on his face.
"Whoa, since when did Oliver know how to fight?" An impressed and lightly turned-on Connie asked as Jordan shrugged.
"His Mom got him into the Wrestling Team when he was younger," Jordan explained as Connie nodded and then went over to bend down and grab the boys as she separated them.
"Stop it! Kaz, you can't fight Oliver!"
"Thank you, Connie. Thank you," A relieved Kaz says as Connie gives him a dry look.
"No, seriously, you can't fight Oliver. Who punches like this?" Connie asked while mimicking Kaz's fighting pose as Stephanie scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"I can believe you need your girlfriend to save you."
"Your girlfriend? You told her that I was your girlfriend?" A disbelieving and angry Connie asked Kaz, who covered her face in mortification as Stephanie blinked in surprise and snorted as she laughed.
"So you lied to me about having a girlfriend? I can't believe that I almost considered going out with you, and then eventually dumping you on your birthday and spreading rumors around that you have a small dick. You two weirdos deserve each other."
"Hey, you know what? Sky-I mean, Connie may be a little strange, but at least she's a good person unlike you, cunt." A glaring Jordan says with Connie being happy at getting defended by her friend as Kaz nods in agreement and glares over at Stephanie.
"And a good friend. You're just a shallow, spoiled princess...I mean, I'd still go out with you if you were interested, but not because of what you're like! Only because of what you look like!" Kaz says to Stephanie, who scoffs and turns around to walk away as he then turned to give Sklar an apologetic look. "Connie, I'm sorry I lied to you. I never should have used you like that."
"No. You shouldn't have." A scolding Oliver says as Kaz sighs heavily.
"So I'm guessing after today you want nothing to do with Normos?"
"Actually, I'm thinking about coming to school here," Connie says, surprising the Normos as they turn to her.
"Really?" Oliver asked as an excited Skylar nodded with a smile on her face.
"Yeah. I live for danger and drama, and what's more dangerous and dramatic than high school? Besides, where else can you go that has a carnival every single day?" Connie asked obliviously as an awkward Kaz leaned over to Jordan.
"Should we tell her it's not like this every day?"
"Eh, she wants to know what it's like to be a Normo. Lesson number one: Disappointment." Jordan says as the boys nodded in agreement. "Anyway, commemorative school carnival fake photo?" Jordan asked her friends, who perked up as Skylar smiled.
"Ooh, my first commemorative fake photo! Yes!" A beaming Connie says while she and the others all pretend to take a fake selfie with each other as they then share a laugh.
And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, here's the list of the Mighty Med's Crew Current Powers:
1) Jordan Zuehlsdorff:
Normo
2) Kaz Perry:
Normo
3) Oliver Short:
Normo
4) Connecticut 'Connie' Valentine AKA Skylar Storm:
De-Powered Super Turned Normo
5) Horace Diaz AKA Caduceo
a) Healing Manipulation (Primary Superpower)
b) Chronokinesis
c) Immortality
d) Superhuman Intelligence
e) Superhearing
6) Alan Diaz
Telekinesis (Primary and Only Superpower)
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.
