Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of, 'Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Well, Crusher, all your genetic mutations seem to be in proper disorder," Oliver says as it is a normal day in day in Philadelphia, PA, and we cue over to Mighty Med as we see Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz standing in one of the Medical Rooms while wearing their white lab coats as they were diagnosing the Crusher, who was wearing a blue Mighty Med Scrubs as he sat in a bed.
"Yep, and do you mind standing up for a bit?" Jordan requested as the Crusher stood up from the bed, and the Female Normo Mighty Med Doctor then raised her hand and proceeded to slap his ass as she yelped in pain. "Yep, just as I thought, your ass is as tough as titanium. Damn." Jordan says with a pained groan while cradling her near-broken hand as Kaz then reaches behind him to pull out a new walkie-talkie stuck inside of the package.
"There is one thing left. Since you're the strongest man in the universe, can you help me with this? These packages are impossible to open."
"Sure." The Crusher says dryly while rolling his eyes as he reaches over to grab the package and turns around to reach over to grab a pair of scissors as the Strongest Man of the Universe proceeds to cut the package enough to allow the walkie-talkie to come out and handed it over to an annoyed Kaz as Jordan snorted and began laughing amusedly.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Jordan laughed loudly as Kaz huffed and put away his walkie-talkie.
"I could've done that."
"No, you wouldn't." Jordan says with a sly grin while chuckling a bit just as Skylar Storm front flips and cartwheels over to land inside the Mighty Med Medical Room as the blonde-haired teenage girl turns to her dryly. "Oh, hey, Skylar. What's up?"
"I can't wait for my first day of school tomorrow." An excited Skylar Storm says as she then places her hands on her hips. "I just hope it's better than school on my planet. If you're late, the teacher makes you stand in the corner."
"That doesn't sound so bad." Oliver says with a smile as Skylar gives him a dry look.
"Corner is our word for oven."
"You'll do fine...oh and you know what? You should join the cheerleaders because you're all bendy, and flippy, and can invite us to their parties." Kaz says with a grin as Oliver laughs awkwardly and reaches over to grab Kaz and Jordan's arms as he then leads them away.
"Dude, I don't want Skylar to join the cheerleaders."
"Yeah, me neither. Skylar is cool now, but if she joins the cheerleaders, those big titty bimbos will brainwash her into being a ditzy, giggling, mall shopping freak." Jordan says while shivering in disgust and cringing as Oliver shakes his head.
"No, Jordan, the problem is that Skylar will start hanging out with jocks whose muscles are bigger than my face. How can I compete with that?."
"I dont know. Get a bigger face?" Kaz says with a shrug as Oliver rolls his eyes and walks back over to Skylar.
"Skylar, if I were you, I won't join the Cheerleaders. I mean, 'Two, four, six, eight who do we appreciate?' Clearly not odd numbers." Oliver says as Jordan nods while walking over to them.
"Yeah, plus, if you hang out with those cheerleaders, you will lose your intelligence and speak in a high-pitched voice and want to hang out at the mall and talk about boys, and by that point, I will be forced to drop you as my friend," Jordan says as she was about to say something, but then-
"Make way! The Queen of the Future is here!" A smirking African American Woman says while walking into the room as the Normo Doctors gasp in shock and amazement.
Standing before them is a 5'2-feet-tall, 35-year-old Female Super Pyshic with brown, long jet black hair tied up into a high ponytail, thin black eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Light Brown Skin, a short thick build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of her supersuit, which consists of a high-collared long-sleeved black hoodie jumpsuit with a boob window and golden buttons, a pair of black sunglasses, a pair of fingerless black gloves, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, a pair of thigh-high black boots. Her name is Raven Lydia Carter AKA Visions, Devon's Wife, the mother to her Fraternal Twin Children Nia and Booker, the CEO of her own Fashion Company Ravenous Fashions, and a superheroine with the powers of clairvoyance, which allows her to get Visions that allow her to see into the future and see what may happen next as, however, while she has way more control over her powers than she did in the past, her Visions won't always come true due to the Future changing sporadically.
"Who's that?" A curious Skylar Storm asked as a beaming Kaz turned to her.
"That's Visions, the Superheroine who has the ability to see into the future and helps other heroes fight evil."
"Yeah, I read her first comic book where Visions was born Pyshic, and you may think that being able to gaze into the future will be a breeze since she could see trouble in the distance, but it's not that easy," Jordan explained as Raven scoffed and rolled her eyes as she pulled back her hood and took off her glasses.
"Don't I know it, honey? I tried to save the situation but I always just ended up misbehaving. It was all mysterious to me until one day I ended up saving the life of President Richard Martinez in 2007 from an assassination attempt on him and his Daughter," Vision says while walking over to the kids as they stared at her in awe. "But thanks to the help of my Brother Cory and a few others, we were able to save the President and America's Sweetheart, and as a reward, the President introduced me to the life of Superheroes and Dr. Horace Diaz's Cousin Boris Diaz AKA Timeline has taught me how to hone in on my Physic Powers and I became Visions, Sexy Superheroine by Night, and Raven Carter, Sexy CEO of her own Fashion Designing Company by Day." Vision says with a cocky smirk as the trio beamed, and Skylar stepped forward as she held out her hand.
"Well, I'm happy to meet you, Vision. I'm-,"
"Oh, no need to introduce yourself, Skylar," Oliver says with a knowing chuckle as he shakes his head. "Miss Carter here has already seen this conversation happen in the future, so she already knows all of our names."
"Oh, definitely, I already know all of your names. For instance, your name is Gabe Duncan while you three are called Fletcher Quimpy, Ocean, and Molly Eastman." Vision says with a cheerful smirk while pointing at Kaz, Oliver, Jordan, and Skylar Storm respectively as Jordan slowly turns over to Oliver deadpannedly.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, call me crazy, but I think that the reason why she is in Mighty Med is because there is something wrong with her powers."
"No, we haven't examined her yet. Don't jump to conclusions, Jordan." Kaz says as Raven suddenly freezes in her tracks and turns to the readers with a vacant stare on her face as the camera zooms into one of her eyes and the camera began traveling through a multi-colored time tunnel and spots a vision of herself and the others getting hit by several gurneys by a couple of Mighty Med Nurses as the camera suddenly pulled back through the multi-colored time tunnel and zoomed out of Vision's eyes as she blinked a couple of times.
"Oh, I had a vision. We are in danger, yall. Gabe, Fletcher, Ocean, step forward with me." Visions ordered as she, Kaz, and Oliver stepped forward as a knowing Jordan stayed behind. "There, we are all safe now." Vision says reassuringly just as Benny and several other Mighty Med Nurses appear as they run over to the Female Super Pyshic and Male Normo Doctors, knocking them all down onto the ground accidentally due to their gurneys as they groan in pain. "I'm okay!"
"We're not!" An annoyed Oliver and Kaz yelled due to Raven accidentally landing on top of them as Jordan and Skylar laughed amusedly at this.
~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song!]~
Jordan: Okay, yo!
Every day's an adventure!
You never know by the looks on our faces at the school when we enter!
Leave class early,
Work at 3:30,
Hit the comic store, read up before the journey,
All these new issues and superpowers!
If we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours!
Everybody says that we shouldn't worry,
But have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney?!
Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver can be seen putting away their books in their lockers after school was over as they turned to each other and shared a fistbump and a smirk as the trio then ran out of Logan High School and made their way over to the Domain to read all of the latest superhero comic books for work as they were able to find out that Blue Tornado got attacked by a supervillain and was left incapacitated as Jordan and the boys shared a serious look and nodded as they then turned around to leave and appeared at the Philadelphia Hospital Waiting Room as the Mighty Med Normo Doctors made their way over to get inside of the Janitor's Closet and Jordan reached over to grab onto the handle of a nearby toilet plunger broom and pulled on it, causing a wall compartment to open up to show a glowing blue/silver puzzle on the wall as Oliver began working on it and was able to finish the puzzle as it shows the glowing blue/silver Symbol of Caduceo and a big green box with the words, 'Enter', appears in front of them as Kaz reached over to press it, causing the wall in the Janitor's Closet to open up to reveal the Mighty Med Hospital as Benny appeared and could be seen wheeling in an unconcious Blue Tornado on a gurney as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver shared a serious glare and nodded as they then reached over to grab their white lab coats to put them on and rushed forward to begin saving the people, who save people.
Oliver: Will we save the world today?!
You never know!
Will we all be safe today?!
You never know!
Will we fly away or stay?!
You never know!
But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!
Save the people who save people after classes!
We flip the page and jump into action!
They call us Normos, normally fantastic!
Seeing superheroes that we only imagined!
After quickly rushing over to check on the unconscious Blue Tornado, Oliver then swiftly began checking his vitals while Jordan reached behind her to pull out the latest comic book issue of Blue Tornado and began speed reading it as she was able to find out what was wrong with their latest Superhero patient and told the boys about the problem as the trio were all quick to get to work with Oliver ordering Benny to give them the super defibrillators and the Mighty Med Nurse was quick to toss it over to Kaz, who grabbed them and yelled, 'Clear!', while slamming them against Blue Tornado's head while Oliver used a high tech machine to help adjust the electrical output as Richard's eyes opened and gasped in shock, finally waking up as he sits up straight and thanked the Mighty Med Doctors for reviving him as a smirking Jordan nodded lightly, a grinning Kaz gave him some finger guns, and a smiling Oliver raised his hand for a high five as a beaming Blue Tornado gave him one, but accidentally put too much strength into his high five as he sends a screaming Oliver flying backwards, but thankfully, Skylar Storm appeared into the scene as she flipped and even carthwheeled around to land on the ground and raised her arms to catch a falling Oliver as he blushed heavily and stared up at her lovingly as Connie blushed and smiled as she winked.
Kaz: In this type of life, you got to have fight!
Put up your fist and fight for what's right!
Never could tell what we could see out of sight!
Do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight!
A glaring Alan could be seen poking his head out of cover from behind a pillar, and spotted Jordan standing near the Mighty Med Main Desk while messing around with some pieces of paper as Horace's Nephew smirked devilishly and held up his hand as he used his telekinesis to latch onto a nearby white mug with the red words, 'I HATE NORMOS!' written on it and used his telekinesis to send it flying over to collide against Jordan, only for her to perk up at the sight of the Key of Steel lying on the ground and bend down to grab it as the mug flew over to collide against the back of her head, not hurting her whatsoever due to her skin now being tough as steel as fuming and angry Alan stomped his foot into the ground and began throwing a temper tantrum just as Kaz appeared into the scene while holding onto everyone's labcoats as he then threw it over to land on top of his frenemy's head and told him to leave it at their usual hangers before walking off as Alan groaned in anger and embarrassment as he growled angrily.
Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz: Will we save the world today?
You never know
Will we all be safe today?
You never know
Will we fly away or stay?
You never know
But you know we, Mighty Med, team up, and let's go!
After a hard day's work at Mighty Med, we see the trio arriving back at the Domain as they went over to sit down on the couch to relax and have fun as normal teenagers do as Jordan, Kaz, and Oliver then begin reading the latest superhero comic book issues...and frowned deadpannedly at the sight of Tecton, Solar Flare II, the Crusher, Titanio, and Owl Girl getting seriously injured by their mortal enemies as the trio shared a knowing and determined look before standing up from the couch to run over to make their way to the Mighty Med Hospital as we then cue over to said hospital and we see Ambrose using his Clairvoyance Powers to see into the far future to write the Top Secret Comic Book Series of the Mighty Med Crew as the Comic Book Cover showed the image of Key Keeper X standing in place with her arms crossed and currently transformed into her Steel Form while Hydromancer floated up into the air and held out his arms to create dual mini water cyclones, Pyromancer floated beside him and covered his whole body in intense red flames, Skylar Storm floated in between the boys with her eyes/hands glowing a bright pink energy, Caduceo stood in place stoically with his hands glowing blue, and Morphos had morphed his left arm into that of a gorilla while having donkey ears, bat-like wings, a scorpion tail, and alligator skin as he used his right arm to levitate a large van as a smirking Ambrose then put away his Future Top Screte Comic Book Issues in his secret compartment and the title of the story appeared before the readers.
~[Mighty Med: The Adventures of Jordan, Oliver, and Kaz-Season 1 Theme Song Over!]~
"So, how long have you been having problems with your Psychic Powers?" Oliver asked as we fast forward in time, and we see that the gang was able to recover from the fall as we see Visions lying on a hospital bed, and the Normo Mighty Med Doctors stood around her as they were currently examining her to see what was going on with her powers.
"Well, for about two weeks or so. The reason why I didn't come early it was that I thought that my Pyshic was just acting up again like usual but my Mentor Timeline told me that there was something seriously wrong with me, so it's why I'm here. I would've brought Timeline with me, but he said that he won't come here to Mighty Med unless it was Dr. Horace's Day Off." Vision explained as Kaz raised an eyebrow confusedly.
"Why?"
"Well, when I asked about it, Timeline responded by saying that he and Dr. Horace don't get along due to his cousin loving bridges and he doesn't." Vision explained as Jordan was going through her comic book and perked up as she realized what was going on with her powers.
"I just thought of something. Remember when the Supervillain Switchblade stranded Vision in the middle of the desert? Her power stopped working." Jordan says as the boys turn to her curiously. "What happens when you're stranded in the desert?"
"Okay, well first, you hide behind a cactus like this, right? And then you get so hungry that you think a tortoise is a slowly moving hamburger." Kaz says with a stupid smile on his face as everyone, including Raven, gives him blank glares.
"Okay, so since we live in reality and not some cringy fanfic, in a desert, you sweat a lot, which I did and it was a HORRIBLE experience." Vision says with a disgusted shiver as she was lucky that her Best Friend Chelsea was able to pick her up after calling her.
"Yes, you do sweat a log, which causes you to lose electrolytes," Jordan says as a curious Oliver goes over to Raven and uses a scanning device to scan her whole body as it beeps.
"Oh, wow, Jordan is right. Her sodium levels are way below normal.
"Nurse, start a 20-milliliter saline drip, stat!" Kaz ordered Benny sternly as he nodded and went over to Raven. "Heh, I love saying 'Stat'. I wonder what it means."
"Ah, thanks, kids. I was skeptical at first being treated by a couple of kids, but you three are miracle workers." Vision complimented them while Benny began helping her with her sodium levels as Raven suddenly freezes in her tracks and turns to the readers with a vacant stare on her face as the camera zooms into one of her eyes and the camera began traveling through a multi-colored time tunnel and spots a vision of Oliver sneezing like a kitten as the camera suddenly pulled back through the multi-colored time tunnel and zoomed out of Vision's eyes as she blinked a couple of times. "Oh, bless you."
"Oh, no need to thank us." A bashful Jordan says as Vision shakes her head and points over at Oliver.
"I'm not. Oliver is about to sneeze like a little kitten, and it's adorable~," Vision cooed just as Oliver sneezed like a kitten as Jordan snorted amusedly, and Kaz then got an idea as he reached over to grab onto their arms and pulled the Normo Mighty Med Doctors away.
"This is great. My English teacher, Ms. Kessler, does this thing where she randomly calls on kids I wonder if Visions can tell me when she's gonna call on me."
"Or you could just do your homework like you're supposed to." A dry-toned Jordan says as Kaz scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"And risk learning stuff but not getting called on? That's crazy talk."
"Just be careful, Kaz. I have seen enough time-traveling movies to know that messing with the future only causes problems, and the last thing I need is to somehow end up being my own father." Oliver says as Jordan rolls her eyes dryly.
"That's only if you go back into the past, idiot. Not if you look into the future." Jordan says before she and Oliver turn around to walk away as Kaz then turns around to walk over to Raven.
"Hey, uh, can you tell me when my teacher's gonna call on me?"
"Oh, I don't know. I probably shouldn't. I've tried to use my Pyshic Powers for selfish gain before in the past and it never works out." Visions says as Kaz scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Oh, come on, you tell superheroes the future all the time, and nothing bad happens. It's just a pop quiz."
"Ugh, fine, but if something bad happens, don't go blaming on me, sugar." Visions says while reaching over to place her hand over Kaz's hand, and the duo suddenly freezes in their tracks while turning to the readers with a couple of vacant stares on their faces as the camera zooms into their left eyes and the camera begins traveling through a couple of multi-colored time tunnels as we see a simultaneous vision of Kaz getting called out by Kaz's English Teacher Ms. Kessler to do a random pop quiz tomorrow at 1:14 P.M. and the camera suddenly pulled back through the multi-colored time tunnels and zoomed out of Vision and Kaz's eyes as they blinked a couple of times.
"Whoa, is that how it feels when you get your visions? That feels trippy as fuck and my brain kind of hurts."
"You will get used to it, but trust me, when I got my first vision when I was 10, it completely freaked me the fuck out." Visions say as Kaz nods.
"Well, at least there's a silver lining here...I am going to have a great hair day tomorrow." A beaming Kaz says as Visions nods in agreement, and we cue to the next day as we cue over to Logan High School, and we see Oliver and Jordan hanging out near their lockers in the school's hallway as Connie Valentine suddenly cartwheeled into the scene and casually walked over to them while wearing her civilian clothes, complete with her glasses as Jordan had informed her that wearing her glasses will help her disguise herself better in the Normo World.
"Hey, guys."
"Sup, Connie." Jordan greeted casually as she and Oliver turned to her.
"So, how was your first class? Did you find everything okay?"
"It was great! I met this really cool guy, and he convinced me to join his club-Oh, here he comes now." An excited Connie says just as Gus appears as both Oliver and Jordan look comically shocked and horrified by this news
"Connie, you've got something on your shoulder my arm." Gus says while casually dropping his arm over Connie's shoulders as his hand is suspiciously close to one of her F-Cup Breasts.
"Gus?" A still-stunned Oliver asked as an oblivious Connie nodded.
"Yep. He invited me to join the marching band." Connie says as she then reaches behind her to pull out some cymbals. "Also, are these a booty? Because Gus told me that I should stand out front and shake mine while wearing a short skirt and something called a thong."
"I did say that, didn't I?" Gus says with a sleazy smirk as he and Connie then turn around to leave.
"How on earth does Connie think Gus is cool?!" A shocked and angry Oliver asked as Jordan nodded shakily.
"Yeah, I don't know, I'm so conflicted about this. On one hand, I feel fantastic because I've wanted to get Gus off my scent for years, especially in marching band. I've tried disguises, smoke screens, and even look-alike Jordan decoys. Oh, there's one now." Jordan says while pointing over to a blonde-haired girl dressed up like her as she walks past them. "But on the other hand, I feel angry and worried because I don't want my girl to date a huge pervert like Gus. Hell, I won't be surprised if Gus tries to trick Connie into having sex with him, and she deserves waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than him." A serious Jordan says with a glare as Oliver nods in agreement, and we cue over to Kaz's English Class as we see his teacher, Ms. Kessler, walking up to him.
"In the world of Charles Dickens, children's lives were dark and miserable otherwise known as, 'The good old days'. Let's re-create those conditions with a pop-oral quiz. Kaz? You're up." Ms. Kessler says to Kaz, who glanced up at her with a casual and indifferent look on his face as he was reading a Visions Superhero Comic. "Finish this quote. It was the b-,"
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness. Kind of a run-on sentence, if you ask me." Kaz says with a shrug as Ms. Kessler stares at him in shock and amazement.
"That was, shockingly, correct, Kaz." Ms. Kessler praised awkwardly as she then gave him a suspicious look. "Now, when was Cha-,"
"Charles Dickens was born on February 7, 1812, on Portsea Island, which is situated 64 miles southwest of London, or 103 kilometers, for you fans of the metric system." Kaz says with a smug grin as Ms. Kessler growls angrily and bends down to glare at him.
"All right, what character still wears a faded wedding dress after being left-,"
"Ms. Havisham from great expectations. Oh, and, uh, speaking of wedding dresses, you might not want to spend too much on yours because your Fiance Bruce will be breaking off the engagement tonight." Kaz says with a sympathetic frown as Ms. Kessler looks shocked by what he said. "Oh, but it's all for the best because on Tuesday he gets arrested for identity theft, so you might wanna cancel your credit cards now." Kaz warned with Ms. Kessler looking concerned and freaked out as we fast forward in time and we cue over to the Logan High School Gym as we see Connie and Gus talking to each other cheerfully as an angry Oliver could be seen spying on them with Jordan standing near him.
"How could Connie possibly like Gus? I don't get it, Jordan."
"That's not me." Jordan pointed out while standing a few feet away from him as Oliver was talking to one of her look-alikes. "I'm over here. Still conflicted about whether or not to enjoy my beautiful Gus-free zone or be worried by the fact that Gus can trick Skylar into having sex with him and I will forever have the thought of Gus banging a sexy alien superhero in my mind forever." Jordan says just as Skylar and Gus begin walking over to them as she flinches concernedly. "Oh, no. Incoming. Get ready, Amanda. This is what you trained for." Jordan says to Amanda before walking away as the others appear.
"Oh, hey Jordan-,"
"STOP SPYING ON ME WHEN I TRY TO TAKE A SHOWER IN THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM, YOU FUCKING PERV!" Amanda screamed while slapping Gus in the face as she then turned around to walk away.
"She digs me." Gus says with an arrogant tone as an oblivious Skylar beams at Oliver excitedly.
"Oliver, look what Gus can do." Connie says as Gus proceeds to play a note from his trombone by using his nose as she laughs.
"What can I say? Chicks dig the nose trombone."
"We do. The Marching Band is the best." Connie says while Gus turns around to leave as Oliver then perks up, gaining a genius idea as he grins slyly.
"It sure is, which is why I, too, would like to join."
"Uh, look, Oliver, it's probably best that you're not in the band," Connie says with a sheepish tone as she reaches over to place her hand on his shoulder. "Nothing personal. You know that I love you and the others, but I want to carve my own path here. I don't wanna just be 'Oliver's Friend',"
"Trust me, he doesn't want you to be just 'Oliver's Friend' either," Jordan says with a snort while standing away from them as Gus whistles loudly to gain their attention.
"Hey, Connie, you think nose trombone is cool? Check this out." Gus says while pulling down his pants and underwear enough to expose his ass as he began playing a note from his trombone by using his asshole as she laughs.
"Isn't he the coolest?" Connie says with a laugh as she walks off.
"I REFUSE TO HAVE GUS BANG CONNIE! WE NEED TO STOP THIS!" A determined and glaring Jordan yelled while running over to Oliver as he nodded seriously.
"...Hey, Miss Carter," Kaz says with a big grin on his face while entering the Mighty Med Rec Room as he walks over to Visions, who is resting on a couch as she turns to him. "Thanks for telling me the future. I totally aced my pop quiz."
"Well, it's almost the least I could do...I tried to do less, but you wouldn't let me." A blank-faced Vision says as Kaz gives her an excited look.
"So, can you tell me more about the future? Maybe what I'm getting for Christmas so I know whether to be good or not?" Kaz asked as Visions rolled her eyes before suddenly freezing in her tracks and turning to the readers with a vacant stare on her face as the camera zooms into one of her eyes and the camera began traveling through a multi-colored time tunnel and spots a vision of Crimson Demon standing in Logan High School to watch the events unfold that would open the portal and free his brothers from the Lower Dimension thanks to Kaz cheating on a Pop Quiz and all of the Demonic Brothers will wreak havoc in the world as the camera suddenly pulled back through the multi-colored time tunnel and zoomed out of Vision's eyes as she blinked a couple of times.
"Oh, snap! We're gonna die, niggas!"
"What?!" A shocked Kaz asked as Raven nodded and pointed over at him with a stern glare on her face.
"Yeah, because in 16 minutes, the apocalypse will be upon us, and life as we know it will cease to exist, and it's all your fault for making me tell you about that pop quiz."
"Okay, how was I supposed to know that cheating on a test will lead to the end of the world?!" Kaz asked with an incredulous tone just as Vision suddenly froze in her tracks and turned to the readers with a vacant stare on her face as, a few seconds later, she blinked a couple of times and screamed in shock. "Oh, god, what else did you see?! How serious is this situation?!"
"Deadly, like the end of the world deadly, but that's not why I screamed." Vision says just as a random balloon pops behind them as Kaz screams in shock. "See, that's why I screamed."
"Okay, what do you mean that the apocalypse will come in 16 minutes? How?"
"Crimson Demon is preparing to launch an all-out assault on humanity...and now it's 15 minutes." Visions says as Kaz blinked in disbelief and confusion.
"Crimson Demon? The evil emperor of fire? That can't be. He's not powerful enough." Kaz says as he then walked over to the Mighty Med Rec Room Stage. "Computer, show me Crimson Demon."
"Showing Clemson Dragon." A Female Computerized Voice says as it shows a hologram of Clemson Dragon."
"No Crimson Demon." An annoyed Kaz says as the Mighty Med Computer beeps.
"You want me to show Scrimmridge Demlon?"
"Those aren't even words. Why would it think I said that?" A disbelieving and frustrated Kaz asked as Raven rolled her eyes playfully.
"You just need to enunciate. Computer? Search for Crim-son dae-mon."
"Showing Crimson Demon." The Female Computerized Voice says as a stunned Kaz facepalmed, and Visions laughed amusedly as the Mighty Med Computer then showed holograms of Crimson Demon and his Brothers.
"See? I was right. Crimson Demon can't attack without his three brothers: Blue Demon, White Demon, and Matt Demon...he's the handsome one." Kaz says to Raven with a sly look as she frowns at him blankly. "Errr, right, anyway, look in the Tecton and the Key Keeper IX Crossover Issue 50, Tecton and Key Keeper IX worked together to trap the brothers in the Lower Dimension."
"But they're about to escape."
"How?" Kaz asked confusedly/concernedly as a serious Raven stepped forward.
"The portal can't be opened unless three conditions are met: First, the fool becomes the wise man. Second, night falls during the day. Third, the chord of discord is struck, and you fulfill the first condition when you get a perfect score on your pop quiz."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the fool becomes the wise man. All right, you got me there." Kaz says with an understanding tone as Visions nods.
"And because the first condition was triggered at your school, honey, that is where the first rip in the portal will open. The other two conditions will soon follow."
"This is a nightmare. We have to save Oliver, Jordan, and Skylar, and avoid apocalyptic doom." A concerned Kaz says as he and Raven are about to leave but stops as the Mighty Med Computer beeps.
"Showing coconut spittoon." The Female Computerized Voice says as Kaz groaned and facepalmed.
"If the world doesn't end, we really need to get that thing fixed," Kaz says before he and Visions turn around to run away as we then cue over to Logan Highschool, and we see Jordan standing outside of the Boys' Locker Room while wearing her Marching Band Outfit as she tapped her foot on the floor.
"Are you done yet, Oliver?"
"Yep." Oliver says while stepping out of the Boys' Locker Room as he wore a Knight's Costume. "Thanks for the help on getting me this costume. If I can't get into the Marching Band the normal way, then I might as well do it the unusual way."
"You're welcome. Normally I hate doing things for the others but I hate Gus potentially banging Connie even more." Jordan says while she and Oliver share a high five as we then fast forward in time, and we see Kaz pacing around in front of Logan High School as he waits for Raven to appear and spots said woman coming into the scene as he deadpans a bit.
"I know you had to find a disguise, but why did you pick that?" A disbelieving Kaz asked as Raven was now wearing a big purple hat, a fake dark gray poofy wig, a pair of white glasses, a pair of diamond earrings, a pearl necklace, a long-sleeved light purple coat, a long dark gray skirt with a couple of couch pillows placed underneath to simulate her having a huge ass, and a pair of thigh-high black boots.
"What? I can't have people asking why Raven Carter, CEO of Ravenous Fashions, is hanging out at a random high school, and this is the only disguise that I packed with me. It's an oldie but a classic." Raven says while striking a sexy pose as her big fake ass collided with Kaz and nearly knocked him down into the ground if he didn't catch himself as the Superheroine then suddenly froze in her tracks and turned to the readers with a vacant stare on her face as, a few seconds later, she blinked a couple of times. "Oh, snap, I just got a vision. The next condition is about to be met. Night falls during the daytime."
"I don't get it. It's totally bright outside." Kaz pointed out as Raven rolled her eyes dryly.
"Would you wait one second? You kids today have no attention span." Raven rambled with an irritated tone while reaching over to place her hand over Kaz's hand, and the duo suddenly froze in their tracks while turning to the readers with a couple of vacant stares on their faces as the camera zooms into their left eyes and the camera began traveling through a couple of multi-colored time tunnels as we see a simultaneous vision of Connie and Gus playing in the Marching Band as it caused a jealous Oliver and an angry Jordan to walk over to push them over, but it caused the Disguised Knight to fall down into the ground as the camera suddenly pulled back through the multi-colored time tunnels and zoomed out of Raven and Kaz's eyes as they blinked a couple of times.
"Oh, knight in shining armor falls. I did not see that coming."
"Yeah, words that sound the same but are spelled different are tricky for us Physics, so is the weather. No one can predict it. No one." Raven says to Kaz with a serious glare as they then turn around to walk into Logan High School, and we cue back over to the Gym as we see Connie and Jordan grabbing onto a downed Oliver to pull him over to the back of the bleachers from where the Logan High School Mascot can be seen standing nearby.
"Philip, are you okay?" Connie asked worriedly while taking off his helmet as she was shocked to see a sheepish Oliver grinning at her awkwardly. "Oliver?! What are you doing in there? I told you I want to do my own thing, and then you dress up so you can follow me around?" An annoyed Connie asked as Oliver flinched and glanced down at the ground guiltily as Jordan stepped forward.
"Look, I normally don't like to help, but, yeah, I also helped Oliver to spy on you, so if you have anyone to be mad at, it's us." Jordan says with Oliver looking grateful at what she said as Connie glares at them angrily just as the others appear as Raven drags Kaz over to the back of the bleachers and points over at the Logan School mascot
"There he is, Crimson Demon."
"Him? I hate to break this to you, Miss Carter, but Crimson Demon is just a kid in a mascot costume." Kaz says as Visions rolls her eyes dryly.
"Nigga, I can see into the future, why are you doubting me?" Raven asked as Kaz opened up his mouth...and promptly closed it as he nodded just as the others spotted them as Jordan and the others ran over to the duo.
"Kaz? What are you doing here?"
"And why is Visions dressed up like that? Seriously what an ass." An amazed Jordan says as Raven smirked and winked.
"Thanks,"
"Guys, look, the world's about to end." Kaz says with a worried tone as Oliver, Jordan, and Connie flinched in surprise and concern.
"What?!"
"Look, kids, Crimson Demon is in that mascot costume. He's planning on opening the portal to the lower dimension to release his Demon Brothers." Raven says as Oliver and the girls share a shocked and horrified look.
"We have to call in some superheroes for help!" An anxious Oliver pointed out as Raven shook her head just as she suddenly froze in her tracks and turned to the readers with a vacant stare on her face as, a few seconds later, she blinked a couple of times.
"There's no time!" Raven yelled just as Gus blew a discordant note with his nose.
"It's the chord of discord!" Kaz yelled just as a big red fiery dimensional portal began spawning above them as the Logan High School School Mascot then let out a loud evil laugh and burned away his costume to reveal his true form to them.
Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 5,000-year-old Immortal Male Demon with a pair of eyes that have black scleras and glowing red irises, a bald head, no eyebrows, pointy ears, a big nose, a sharp chin, Crimson Red Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved black jumpsuit with dual sharp bands wrapped around his chest in an 'X' formation, a pair of fingerless black gloves, a black utility belt, a pair of thigh-high black boots, and carried around a large black staff that radiated with red fire. His name is Crimson Demon AKA The Emperor of Fire, a Demonic Supervillain.
"Oh, ya nasty!" Raven says with a disgusted glare while pointing over at Crimson Demon as a concerned Jordan turns to the others.
"Guys! The portal is open! We have to do something now because, I don't about you all, but I don't want to live in a fucking apocalypse!" Jordan screamed with a serious tone as Oliver hummed thoughtfully and came up with an idea as he turned to Visions.
"Wait, I have a theory, maybe if you envision the future while simultaneously recalling the past, you can temporarily freeze the present."
"...That sounds totally ridiculous but not as ridiculous as the world being invaded by Demons, so fuck it! Yolo!" Visions screamed while suddenly freezing in her tracks and turned to the readers with a vacant stare on her face, and also recalled the past as it caused the whole area to glow a multi-colored energy, and time seemed to be frozen as the only ones unaffected by this are Jordan, Kaz, Oliver, Skylar, Raven, and the Crimson Demon.
"Why didn't we freeze? Or him?" A heavily confused Connie asked as Oliver turned to her incredulously.
"You're criticizing me? I've just invented a way to freeze time."
"I can't hold this for long by the way!" Visions pointed out while still having a vacant stare on her face and facing the readers as her eyes glowed with multi-colored energy.
"You can predict the future. Tell us what to do." Kaz pointed out as Raven suddenly froze in her tracks and continued staring at the readers with a vacant stare on her face as the camera zooms into one of her eyes and the camera began traveling through a multi-colored time tunnel and spots multiple visions of them getting burned to death by a fireball attack from Crimson Demon, Kaz getting speared through the heart by Crimson Demon stabbing his fire staff through his chest, Crimson Demon appearing in front of Oliver and said person swiftly decapitating him by swiping his Fire Staff forward, Crimson Demon swiping his Fire Staff around to fire a big wave of flames that washed over Jordan's body and horribly burned her to death, Crimson Demon rushing over to punch through Connie's chest to rip out her heart, and Crimson Demon standing in front of the Dimensional Portal to the Lower Dimension to allow his Brothers to come out as the camera suddenly pulled back through the multi-colored time tunnel and zoomed out of Vision's eyes as she blinked a couple of times.
"For starters, I suggest we all take one big step backward." Visions say while she and the others take a couple of steps back just as Crimson Demon thrust his Fire Staff forward as he sends a big stream of intense red flames that narrowly missed them. "Kaz, duck!" Visions ordered as Kaz swiftly ducked down from getting speared to death by Crimson Demon's Fire Staff, and the momentum from his swipe caused him to get closer to the Male Normo Doctor. "Oliver, punch him now!" Visions instructed as Oliver swiftly delivered a punch to Crimson Demon's chest, sending him flying back due to him wearing his knight's armor as he fumed.
"Jordan! Roundhouse kick now!" Visions ordered as Jordan nodded and jumped up into the air just as Crimson Demon swiped his Fire Staff around to fire a big wave of flames that she narrowly missed and whirled around to deliver a strong kick to the Demon's face to send him flying back. "Skylar, kick him between the shoulder blades! That's his weak spot and where his Demon Dick is!" Visions shouted as Skylar nodded and reached up to grab her glasses to take them off as she then did a triple front flip to leap over and deliver a powerful dropkick down at Crimson Demon's shoulder blades, causing him to squeal in pain as he dropped down to his knees. "Kids! Kick him to the portal! Now!" Visions ordered as everyone nodded and ran over to kick a surprised Crimson Demon through the Dimensional Portal and was sent over to the Lower Dimension with a loud angered scream as the portal closed up and Raven blinked a couple of times as her eyes stopped glowing a multi-colored energy and time resumed back to normal as a smug-faced Gus turned to Amanda.
"Wow, that note was amazing. Right, Jordan?"
"That one cost me two weeks pay, but best money I ever spent." Jordan says to Kaz with a smug grin as he rolls his eyes playfully and then beams.
"Commemorative save the whole world fake photo?" Kaz asked as Jordan, Oliver, Skylar Storm, and a confused yet willing Visions nodded, and they all pretended to take a fake selfie with each other as Raven grinned slyly.
"Ah, I knew all along that we would be able to save the world."
"Then why didn't you just tell me that?" A glaring and annoyed Kaz asked as Raven rolled her eyes dryly.
"Because if I did, you would've either acted so smug that he would've killed you when you inevitably lower your guard or be so nonchalant that Crimson Demon would've split you in half."
"...Yeah, good call." Kaz says with a nod as he and Visions turn around to leave as a remorseful Oliver turns to Skylar.
"Listen, Skylar, we're sorry for trying to horn in on your territory."
"Well, I know exactly why you did it." A glaring Connie says as Jordan's eyes widen in surprise, and share a look with a nervous Oliver.
"You do?"
"It's so obvious. You were totally, one hundred percent...sure that I can't take care of myself in the normal world." Connie says with Jordan rolling her eyes and facepalming, and Oliver mentally sighs in relief as he smiles awkwardly.
"Yep. That's the reason. The only reason." Oliver says before freezing as Connie goes over to kiss him on the cheek.
"Look, guys, I know you're just looking out for me and it's cute when you do it, Oliver, but I'll be fine."
"Okay, but I have to ask, why would you ever lower your standards enough to date someone like Gus?" A disgusted and heavily confused Jordan asked as Connie stared at her in bewilderment and laughed as she shook her head.
"Are you kidding me? Me and Gus? Ewww, just ewww. I don't want to go out with Gus. That guy is a huge pervert. I have caught him trying to get into the Girls' Locker Room earlier."
"But wait, if you don't like him, then why are you so eager to hang out with Gus?" Oliver asked as Skylar sighed heavily and put on her glasses.
"Well, I've just been a little homesick lately, and he reminds me of a Dorenbosch. The pets we have on my planet." Connie says while pulling out her phone to show him a picture of a Dorenbosch as he looks a lot like Gus.
"Wow, the resemblance is uncanny and disturbing," Oliver says as Connie nods and puts away his phone as he puts on a sly grin.
"Yeah, and trust me, Gus isn't the guy I like. I like someone else."
"Oh, really? Who?" Oliver asked hopefully as Connie winked at him playfully and turned around to walk away as she made sure to shake her heart-shaped thick ass to him. "...Seriously? Who?"
"Oh my god, Oliver..." A groaning Jordan says while facepalming and shaking her head in disappointment as we then cut to the next day, early in the morning, and we see Jordan standing in the Mighty Med Rec Room with Visions as she is doing her final examination on her. "Thanks for your help, Visions."
"You're welcome, kiddo...oh, and tell Horace that his Cousin leaves a message for him. Tell him that Boris doesn't forgive him for being late to the family reunion." Visions says as Jordan tilts her head confusedly.
"When was it?"
"It's next month." Visions says as she is about to leave but is stopped by an anxious and hopeful Jordan as she bites her lip.
"Wait, before you go, I probably shouldn't ask, but is there any chance that I will be able to meet the Key Keeper IX in the future?"
"Alright, but this one last time." Visions says while rolling her eyes playfully as she reaches over to place her hand on Jordan's shoulder and suddenly froze in her tracks and turns to the readers with a vacant stare on her face as, a few seconds later, she blinked a couple of times. "Okay, so I have some good news. The Key Keeper IX will show up here at Mighty Med two months from now at March 13, but the bad news is that Kaz is going to be one to treat him."
"...Oh..." A heavily disappointed Jordan says with a pout as Raven then gives her a sly grin.
"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, if you just so happens to arrive at March 13 at 8:20 A.M. exactly before Kaz shows up to work, you can slip in, tell Horace that you are going to take your morning shift early and be able to treat the Key Keeper IX by yourself." Visions says as Jordan perks up happily and squeals loudly as she runs over to hug her in gratitude.
"Thank you, Raven, thank you! You are making me the happiest girl in the world! I knew that you would be able to help me out! That's So Raven!"
"Yep, that's me. Now if you excuse me, it's time for me to go back to Raven's Home as I have to continue training my son, Brooker." Visions say as Jordan gives her a surprised look and separates from her.
"Oh, I didn't know you had a Son."
"Oh, I do, I have twins and one of them has inherited my Psychic Powers and is planning to become a fulltime Superhero next year when he's 18-years-old." A proud Visions says while turning around to walk away as Jordan eagerly begins setting a reminder for March 13 at 6:00 A.M. to be able to have her dreams finally come true.
And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, here's the list of the Mighty Med's Crew Current Powers:
1) Jordan Zuehlsdorff:
Normo
2) Kaz Perry:
Normo
3) Oliver Short:
Normo
4) Connecticut 'Connie' Valentine AKA Skylar Storm:
De-Powered Super Turned Normo
5) Horace Diaz AKA Caduceo
a) Healing Manipulation (Primary Superpower)
b) Chronokinesis
c) Immortality
d) Superhuman Intelligence
e) Superhearing
6) Alan Diaz
Telekinesis (Primary and Only Superpower)
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.