Placed within Salem's inner circle, each new minion hopes to bring competence and success to please their new lord...ess. Instead, watch them bumble their way through the world and fumble their way to either success or failure, all in the name of Salem! (Crack. Pure, unadulterated crack.)

After arriving in Kuo Kuana with Blake, Sun finds that he feels quite a bit more than friendship toward his companion. As he struggles to handle his growing feelings and the task of winning the Belladonna family's approval, figures from Blake's past begin to surface and make life more difficult for both of them. That pattern continues as the two faunus find themselves at war...

Qrow Branwen was a man filled with regrets about the past. The last thing he expected when Tyrian Callows poisoned him was that he might have a chance to go back and fix those mistakes, and maybe to make a few more along the way. Team STRQ rose and fell, but this time its weakest member will make sure that doesn't happen. No matter what lengths he has to go to.

Jaune Arc grew up on the streets of Vale alongside Roman Torchwick and Neo, however, Jaune is given a chance to change his life when he's invited to Beacon. Armed with nothing but a baseball bat, he ventures forth, swinging his bat toward a new future!

The Sequel to 'The Dragon Formula'. Ruby may have conquered the Formula that stumped Wizards for generations, but an eternal life has a higher price to pay. This story has also been posted to Ao3, so you may read it there as well.

A group of newcomer students of Haven Academy stumble upon some magical artifacts and must protect them from those that seek their power.

When Ozpin tries to invite Ruby Rose to Beacon, certain laws prevent underage Beacon admission. With little options left to her, Ruby does the unthinkable, and brings forth her other passion; weapons. And what better way to look at other people's weapons than to sell and make them herself?

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Join a team of people name after soda products on their adventure to fight the mindless creatures called Grimm, fight to protect their precious world, and to face many hard challenges. To do this they must become the Guardians of Peace...Ya know after being laughed at.

What if Team CRDL wasn't just a bunch of generic bullies? What if they all had their own reasons to go to Beacon? Well, the answer is that they can't get along to save their lives, but they'll figure it out... hopefully.

Ezekiel Slater has reincarnated into the World of Remnant, he's not exactly happy to be there but he isn't exactly willing to roll over and die. Let alone get end up as a casualty in Team RWBY's crusade to seemingly make everything worse in their (mis)adventures. The only real solution is to become plot proof, and for that to happen he needs to be strong, unreasonably strong.

V3 Alternate Ending. What if Pyrrha survived the Fall of Beacon? By sheer chance, she survived her encounter with Cinder. But how does her near death experience effect her? What about Jaune, her team, and team RWBY, that has split up after the fall of Beacon? Is light truly everlasting, even if it burns low? Rated M for sexy acts and other mature themes. (NSFW- You've been warned.)

Monsters aren't born - they're made. Such it was with Adam Taurus. A full backstory of the notorious villain, exploring what turned an innocent child into the murderous extremist from the show.

Fate is twisted. Two eras; so different and yet so similar; each walked by one who doesn't belong. Who can truly stand tall for a doomed world locked on a dwindling timer? The young man bathed in darkness, or the woman forging his path centuries before? Vermillion merely wanted to find his way home, but she knows the truth; he is where he needs to be, where he's preordained to be.

Meet Jaune Arc, fearless leader of Team JNPR, partner and disciple to Pyrrha Nikos, and the only student of his year. Wait, what? What do you mean only student? Winner of the Vytal Festival? Badass dust, sword, and shield user? What if V1 Jaune wakes up with memories of Pineapple! JAUNE? REVISIONS in early chapters

Team JNPR and RWBY return to Beacon, but a little sleepover may just change their lives.

It's the middle of October during their last year at Beacon and Jaune couldn't be happier. He's got a future ahead of him, a beautiful (but 'slightly' overworked) girlfriend, and everyone around him has been wondering the same thing for the better half of a year... how in the WORLD did these two get together? Well that's a long story, Jaune offers you to pull up a chair and listen!

Team RWBY and their friends were going to watch another screening of Gold-Sith's One-Shot films. When another interdimensional being known as Emerald-Stirling snuck in, kidnapped Gold-Sith, and took over his theater without the audience knowledge. then he "Invited" Salem's inner circle to watch Team RWBY, JNPR, and Penny as Mercs from Team Fortress 2.(Checkout Gold-Sith Work First)

The Blacksmith, in all fairness, did tell them exactly what was about to happen. The problem, really, is that when five heretofore unknown figures suddenly blip into existence a good decade and a half into the past, a lot of very powerful people notice. And many of them are less than pleased. Or; Those five from the Ever After end up scattered across Remnant, 12 years in the past.

Control the narrative and you control the truth. Jacques Schnee can't change his daughter's Faunus wings, but he can change the way the world views Faunus. After he allies with the Belladonnas to rebrand the SDC (while marketing his 'activism' for all the PR he can), the world is a different place 17 years later when Weiss Schnee and her best friend Blake Belladonna go to Beacon.

(Sequel to Soul Searching) Ruby may have succeeded in her quest thanks to some good fortune she was owed but, unlike her, Yang doesn't have the commander of half a country to help her find who she's looking for. So they have to do it the good old fashioned way - leg work! Shame she has such short legs... But at least her parents make a good show, between the nagging and sulking!

You thought beating Cinder, Salem and the Grimm were the hardest trials of their lives? Hah! No, the true trials come in changing diapers, cleaning peanut butter covered infants, and praying to the Gods that bang they just heard wasn't their little one falling out the cot at midnight. I'll say it, Arkos has their work cut out for them. Hilarity, fluff, and family high-jinks! Enjoy!

The storm had passed and team RWBY left the grim clouds behind them, finally being able to take a breath, tend to their wounds and pick up the pieces of their shattered lives. And no matter what comes next, they'll brave this new dawn – together / Takes place after Salem's defeat, two years after the fall of Beacon. Mostly slowly burning Whiterose with some Bumblebee on the side.

A collection of stories that stuck in my head about our (some) favorite knightly noodly boy