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Tales as Old as Time.
"At last I have control of Chaldea!" Ren Hoek said. "Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters."
"Thousands of miles below the Antarctic crust..." Stimpy said.
Ren slapped him. "Shut up, you fool! How do we know we can trust... them? They might be with the Velber! Or the Alien god! Or Matou Shinji!"
"We can make them take the oath!" Stimpy said happily.
"Perfect, the oath!" Ren beamed. He addressed gacha players everywhere, hewing. "Put your hand on the screen, and repeat after me... I do hereby promise only to play Fate Grand Order, to make under-leg noises during the good parts, to wear unwashed lederhosen, every single day, of the rest of my life!"
Then he slammed his hands. "That's it! You're in our Type-Moon secret club. Alright, Stimpy, they're okay, show 'em the stuff!"
Berserker.
True Name: Powdered Toast Man.
Other Names and Aliases: Pastor Toastman.
Alternate Classes: Ruler.
Alignment: Chaotic Good.
Attribute: Human.
Gender: Male.
Natural Enemy: The Public Health Committee of the United States of America.
Parameters:
Strenght: A
Endurance: A
Agility: A-
Magic/Mana: E
Luck: D
Noble Phantasm: C
Likes: "Powdered Toast (TM), of course! It is a key piece of your nutrition and it should be in all of your breakfasts!"
Dislikes: "Jam is not my jam! And cheese the cheese cream, it'll get your Powdered Toast (TM) creamed!"
First Ascension: PTM poses heroically, his fists on his hips. He's only wearing his tight red undies and his boots.
Second Ascension: PTM flexes his arms, in the same getup but also wearing a tiny orange cape. This cape is original to Fate Grand Order.
Third Ascension: PTM is back to his first pose, but now with a tanned body and white undies, his look in his first appearance (Robin Hoek). Perhaps they toasted him too much?
Final Ascension: PTM victoriously holds a tiny, adorable kitten over his head while standing at the middle of smoking rubble and wreckage.
Biography:
Powdered Toast Man was created by a heartless corporation's underpaid publicity creators to promote a new brand of breakast foodstuff.
Under the guise of Pastor Toastman, a cool youth deacon, he was ever ready to spring into superheroic action! He already was a veteran hero when he saved the Pope from television celebrity and talking fish Muddy Mudskipper.
A later exploit had him delivering the President of the United States to a sickly young boy, but accidentally incinerating the chief of state in the proccess. In shame over failing Little Jimmy, PTM retired, but when he was challenged by his foe Waffle Woman he returned to fight her, destroying most of Earth in their fight but finally prevailing over the villainess.
Even later PTM was mind controlled by his enemy Doctor Dough-Naught, and it took the might of the Amazing Spider-Man (also summonable as a Caster) to stop his rampage, after which both superheroes teamed up and stomped the perfidious genius.
Powdered Toast Man apparently lost his life while attending a dinner hosted by Ren Hoek the emaciated Mexican chihuahua and his stupid, bloated friend Stimpson 'Stimpy' J. Cat. He suppressed a fart so long his head popped up and fell on the plate of a baboon, the feral monkey devouring it.
However, the hero returned for a global brawl involving the Loud siblings (also summonable as a Berserker), Garfield (also summonable as a Ruler), the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (also summonable as Assassins) and others.
Class Skills:
Mad Enhancement: B
Powdered Toast Man is quite clearly not playing with a full deck. Often he would destroy more than what he saved, and his heroic deeds would leave more victims than the minor grievances he was trying to solve. He is well meaning, but it doesn't take much to send him into insane rampages either. Sometimes villainous mind control is not even needed.
Personal Skills:
Defender of the Faith: B
Berserker was a conservative Catholic, and while it didn't come up too often, he could come across as kind of a zealot. He also successfully rescued the Pope once, so he obviously held the religious authorities in high esteem.
Fighting Demonic enemies, Berserker gains a single rank in each parameter of his stats.
Flight: B
Berserker can fly at incredible speeds with minimal mana spending, going as far as overflying continents in a matter of minutes without tiring.
The skill is not ranked higher because while he is great at the flight itself, landings are a dicier proposition; not because he will hurt himself, but because he pretty much almost always crashes down with an explosion. While it will hurt his enemies, it also can pulverize his allies. It doesn't help him that he flies backwards, leaving him unable to see exactly where is he going.
He tends to forget how fast is he going, too. If carrying his Master or other passengers on his back, there is a chance they will be desintegrated. Such is the friction of his flying velocity. But there is a chance for them if they cling tenaciously to his well chiseled buttocks.
Powdered Toast (TM): EX
Berserker is able of producing seemingly unlimited amounts of Powdered Toast (TM) from his head, which is shaped like two leaves of bread on top of his muscular body. While it tastes like sawdust and is disgustingly lukewarm, it appears to be somewhat nutritive, at least in the short term.
Servants who eat this Powdered Toast (TM) will have small amounts of mana restored. Oddly, humans can eat it as well. For humans, Powdered Toast (TM) is very vigorizing, although it can cause stomach ache and diarrhea after a few hours.
Noble Phantasms:
Hyper-Corrosive Croutons: C
Berserker squeezes his armpit and shoots up to five highly acidic croutons from it.
Toast is Done: D
A high upwards power jump that hits the opponent squarely with PTM's butt. It leaves him open for attacks after performing it so it's not extremely useful, and it is rather slow as well.
Armored Crust: C
Berserker surrounds himself with a protective forcefield generated from his raised hand. It is a mostly defensive Noble Phantasm that deflects most projectiles, including other Noble Phantasms. This Phantasm can also be held indefinitely, keeping the reflector out as long as the Servant has mana available from his Master or his own reserves.
Start of Battle:
"Leave everything to me!"
"Are you ready for the most important meal of the day?"
"You look underfed! Let me feed you properly!"
"I'm receiving a distress call! It says there's trouble... right here!?"
Attack:
"Right in the bread box!"
"Toasty!"
"Yum yum yummy in your tum tum tummy!"
"You're falling to crumbs!"
"Don't let your milk go sour!"
Damage:
"Rghhr!"
"Ouchie!"
"That's no way to treat your friendly neighborhood spokesperson!"
"Such naughty kids!"
Damage by Noble Phantasm: "Why would you put that on your bread?!"
Victory:
"We sure taught you what side the butter goes on!"
"Jam packed with Vitamin F!"
"Up, up, and away before the lawyers arrive!"
"Remember to always eat your Powdered Toast (TM) while playing Fate Grand Order!"
"POWDEREEEEED TOAAAAAAST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Defeat:
"I feel soggy..."
"What did go wrong? Let's start again!"
"Maybe it's time to move to the new and improved next recipe!"
"You'll hear from our company, fella!"
Summon: "Fret not, no more, Master! I heard your belly grumbling all the way from the Throne of Heroes! I am here to save you! SERVAAAAANT BERSERKEEEEEEER! I mean, POWDEREEEEEED TOAAAAAAAAAAST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Noble Phantasm Activation:
"Let yourself be stuffed by the Passion of Justice! Hyper-Corrosive Croutons!"
"Eat mighty hams of greater good, vile felon! Your Toast is Done!"
"You're gonna break your teeth on this, fiend! Armored Crust!"
Extra Dialogue:
"I heard you are a chef here. Not to muscle with these fine muscles in your territory, but let me help you, since no meal is complete without this, POWDERED TOAST (TM)!" (When you have Archer EMIYA or Emiya Shirou Lily, Ruler Belldandy, Berserker Tamamo Cat, Rider or Lancer Boudica, or Saber Benienma).
"Santa Claus! It's really Santa! I want a Log (TM), Santa, I've been a good boy this year!" (When you have Rider Santa Artoria Alter Pendragon).
"Hah, Spider-Man! Still sore about our last encounter? Maybe if you ate better you wouldn't be so scrawny, buddy!" (When you have Caster Spider-Man).
"So you are the medic here. You remind me of an old friend of mine... DOCTOR STUPID! Hah!" (When you have Caster Asclepius).
"Have you been eating your Powdered Toast (TM), children? I won't sign your autographs if you haven't!" (When you have Berserker or Caster Negi Springfield, Berserker Chacha, Assassin Jack the Ripper, Lancer Jeanne Alter Santa Lily, Caster Nursery Rhyme or Caster or Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern).
"Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy! Sorry, clowns always make me think of that song!" (When you have Caster Kefka Palazzo, Assassin Joker or Caster Mephistopheles).
"Ah, the great... Superman, isn't that right? Shake 'em there, pal! I'm always glad to show a newbie, budding superhero the rules of this business!" (When you have Saver or Ruler Superman).
Birthday: "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you! Powdered Toast Cake!"
Event: "We are needed there! Let's goooooooo!"
Holy Grail: "Just look at the size of that cup! We can fill it with so much Powdered Formula and feed everyone!"
Next: Jacques de Molay... as you have never seen them before!