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Rambo is the creation of David Morrell and the intellectual property of Lionsgate.

Tales as Old as Time.

The mercenaries surrounded the elder war horse. "Bwa ha ha ha!" their leader laughed. "Tough luck, Americano! Yer too old to keep on fighting!"

"We'll see 'bout dat…" the gray man mumbled almost unintelligibly, and then poured a pail of cold water on himself. Instantly, he was turned into an ebony Amazon with twin machineguns a-blazing. "IT'S TIME F'R PAYBAAAACK!" she yelled as she started shooting.

"YAAAAAAHHHHH!" the men cried.

Retiring to the lost valleys of China, war veteran John Rambo thought he had found peace at last! But a twist of fate made him fall into the Spring of the Drowned Afro-American Female Gunslinger! Now, when splashed with cold water, he becomes the death dealing living machine of mayhem…

Rambo ½!

The movie executives sitting around the large table stared on, open mouthed.

The younger man in the electric blue suit grinned. "What do you say? We can keep Stallone starring AND we get our mandated diversity quota!"

The President of the Studio rose from his chair. "Brilliant! The pitch's approved!"

Archer.

True Name: John James Rambo.

Other Names and Aliases: Raven, Lone Wolf, Johnny.

Alternate Classes: Berserker, Avenger, Assassin.

Alignment: Chaotic Good.

Attribute: Human.

Gender: Male.

Natural Enemy: Cobra Commander.

Parameters:

Strength: B

Endurance: B

Agility: C

Magic/Mana: E

Luck: B

Noble Phantasm: C

Likes: "Just leave me alone, please."

Dislikes: "I'm gettin' too old for dis fighting shit."

First Ascension: Military fatigue pants and a tight white muscleshirt.

Second Ascension: A black muscleshirt and a black bandana.

Third Ascension: Shirtless look, a yellow bandana.

Final Ascension: Rambo in his Second Ascension look, shooting wildly at the camera, two M60s blazing.

Biography:

John James Rambo was a devoted and brave soldier fighting for the American army in the Vietnam war. He was captured and tortured by the Viet Cong, who inflicted tortures upon him and left him with PTSD.

Upon his return to the United States, Rambo found himself a pariah, unable to adjust back into the society he had been fighting for. He was abused by police officers in the town of Hope, and snapped, attacking them one by one. He was talked out of it by his commanding teammate and only friend, Colonel Samuel Trautman. Rambo attempted suicide, but Trautman barely stopped him.

After several years in jail, Trautman approached Rambo with an offer for freedom if he would aid the army in a special mission in Vietnam. He succeeded and was given a presidential pardonment. He aided the government again, this time in Afghanistan, and then retired after Trautman's old age death, in Thailand. A violent brush with modern day pirates moved Rambo to move back to America, where he slaughtered a Mexican cartel and rode off into the sunset. But he somehow rode into the Outworld ruled by Shao Khan.

Defeating Kronika's plans to derail the timeline, Rambo rejected an opportunity to become a time lord and finally retired to a peaceful life.

Class Skills:

Independent Action: A

The Servant, once his term as an official soldier was finished, struck out on his own as a man answering only to his own moral code. He once was a blindly loyal soldier but bitterness over the horrors of war made him an independent spirit.

He also wandered fully alone into the wastelands of the Outworld and succeeded in his self appointed mission with no help from any other Kombatants.

He can stay active and functional for a week without a Master, and even another day after if he uses his mana sparingly, which he is wise enough to do.

Magic Resistance: D

His exposure to the Outworld's poison miasma helped him develop a very mild immunity to magic. Otherwise he has no experience resisting any magical effects at all.

Personal Skills:

Extreme Survivalist: A

John Rambo is a man who was trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Rambo was the best there was at it.

In tropical jungles, swamps, small towns, big cities, scorching deserts, frozen tundras, the Servant not only has good endurance against the elements even for the standards of Servants, but he can find his way and track his enemies easily, providing excellent protection for his Master and allies.

If summoned as an Assassin he would have an A ranked Presence Concealment due to his aptitude at hiding and his stealthy nature.

Eternal Weapon Mastery: A

A martial skill that reaches the status where one can boast of being peerless in an apparent age. Prevents the degradation of fighting skills when under the effect of mental hindrance.

Rambo can expertly use knives, bows and arrows, pretty much any guns, spears, machetes, grenades, claymore mines, and assorted explosives and bombs. He is resourceful enough to fix broken weapons on the fly as well.

Riding: A

Riding dragons or phantasmal beasts is out of Archer's possibilities, but otherwise he is excellent with this Skill.

Riding is a skill Archers usually don't have, but he needs it to activate his second Noble Phantasm, and riding boats, tanks and especially helicopters is so an important a part in Rambo's legend that he has it by default, even as a Berserker or an Assassin. Horseback riding is easily achieved as well.

Noble Phantasms:

Straight To Valhalla- A Better Kill than you Deserve: B

Anti-Unit.

Much like Sasaki Kojiro and Batgirl Cassandra Cain's Noble Phantasms, this isn't a traditional Phantasm but a slaying technique so unique to the Servant it has turned a movement recognizable only to him.

A personal, up close, brutish finisher.

Rambo throws his default large hunting knife into the opponent's shoulder, leaving them impaled by a trap activating itself behind the foe. The Archer abruptly appears behind the opponent and rips out their throat with his bare hands. Skeletal and robotic enemies are immune to it.

T-72- America Stealing from Russia: B

Anti-Army.

Up to 50 or 87 enemy units at a time.

A war machine appropiated from the Soviet army during Rambo's exploits in Afghanistan. The tank weighs 42 tons and is heavily armored. It can withstand intense artillery fire and has anti aerial capacities.

It can traverse through the most hostile battlegrounds, whether they are swamps, deserts or urban warzones, demolishing almost anything on its path. As with any other armored tank mobility diminishes if in mountains or hills.

Start of Battle:

"I'm your worst nightmare."

"You boys wanna shoot? Now's the time... There isn't one of us who doesn't want to be someplace else... but this is what we do. Who we are... Live for nothing, or die for something... Your call."

"Where did you come from?"

"Retreat!"

"Surrender!"

Attack:

"WHO ARE YOU?! WHOUHANNYOYOU!?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

"Are you listening?"

"I'm gonna end this."

"I'm gonna hurt you."

Damage:

"Sonuva!"

"Urgh!"

"Gonna kill you!"

"Scum!"

"Rat!"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "No more playin' around!"

Victory:

"Mission Accomplished."

"You drew first blood, not me."

"It's over!"

"I didn't want this."

"To survive war, you gotta become war."

Defeat:

"Well, surrounding you's out."

"I can't feel my legs!"

"Don't get too sad. I'm expendable."

"Everyone I ever loved is dead. Don't miss me..."

"War's like dat!"

Summon: "Yo. Servant Archer's the name. Looks like you got yourself in quite a mess, kid. Let's see if I can take you outta it."

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"Fancy yourself a warrior, punk? You'll be sent Straight to Valhalla!"

"Dis a lil' toy I picked up on vacation to Afhganistan!"

Extra Dialogue:

"Hey there. Wish I could say it's a pleasure to meet anudder veteran of that war. But it marks you up, huh? It really marks anyone..." (When you have Avenger Punisher).

"Captain. I never even dreamed you could be real. I used to be a fan, you know. As a kid. But let me tell you what. Your ideals? Even if you're real, sadly, they aren't." (When you have Shielder Captain America).

"The American Dream! Oh, no! Don't you tell me about the American Dream!" (When you have Caster Thomas Alva Edison).

"You again. Why do you keep on appearin' on my way, like a pest? This time I should take good care of you!" (When you have Assassin, Caster, Archer or Berserker Joker).

"Whoa, it's the robot policeman. What? You don't like being called a robot? Then why do you let 'em call you RoboCop?" (When you have Archer RoboCop).

"I must've died and gone to hell!" (When you have Berserker Pinkie Pie).

Birthday: "Hm. Happy birthday. Whaddya else y' want? I'm not good at dis kinda stuff!"

Event: "What are dose idiots doin' now?"

Holy Grail: "Why? What's the purpose? What's the purpose of anything..."

Next: Who are those little girls in pain
Just trapped in the castle of the dark side of the Moon
Twelve of them shining bright in vain
Like flowers that blossom just once in a year.