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Tales as Old as Time.

What formerly was known as the Blackest Africa, in the Dark Eras Before The Political Correction. Several frail houses cover the background, surrounded by starving half naked children swarmed by flies, where once proud plains stood.

A gorgeous dark skinned woman with short silver hair sits on the grass, barefoot and wearing a ragged hood with the cowl pulled back, and typing on a laptop.

Hello. It's me. Remember me? You should. It's long overdue for me to make my Fate/Grand Order debut, which is where the money is, since you apparently can't be bothered to even explain to me why I haven't gotten any calls for the novel from you through years.

I took the liberty of putting this provisional profile for you, since you didn't even have the dignity of giving me one yet. Ignore it at your own peril!

Caster.

The term I favor, usually, is Sorceress. But I understand the need for general terminology that is easy to understand for modern children such as your fanbase. I suppose there is not much difference between a caster and a sorcerer in any instance. Be thankful I am not that Tabasa woman, with her insistence on being a 'sorcerologist'. What is that even supposed to mean, I ask you?

True Name: Nzambi.

Other Names and Aliases: Nzambici. Otherwise, none. I'm not that well known in these faithless times. Again, I blame you.

Alternate Classes: Saber.

I'm very good swinging a sword around!

Alignment: Chaotic Evil.

I guess I'm not a very good girl. But that's never been an obstacle for popularity! Just ask Jeanne D'Arc Alter!

Attribute: Earth.

What, did you really think I'd fight for humanity instead of Earth and nature themselves?

Gender: Female.

As if the bikini left a lot of room for doubt.

Natural Enemy: Ishtar.

Not like I have anything of a personal nature against her, but having her as an enemy seems to be popular, and I am a better zombie making goddess.

Parameters:

Hm, this is a difficult one! For some reason you haven't bothered to give me parameters yet. That's racist! Everyone in Strange/Fake and Samurai Remnant got parameters already! You don't even care, do you?

Strength: C+

I'm not a musclewoman, I know that much. I guess it's part of being a Caster class, too. But I'm not a weakling either!

Endurance: B

I suppose I could take a beating. If I ever had to.

Agility: B

I'm pretty fast on these gorgeous bare feet.

Magic/Mana: A+

What part of 'divine spirit', didn't you get?

Luck: D

It's been years and you people still haven't given me the spotlight.

Noble Phantasm: A

I'm not going to undersell myself. Why would I? Be thankful I'm not giving myself EXs all around, most people would do that.

Likes: Myself, making zombies.

Dislikes: People who ignore me. Did you already get the memo, people?

First Ascension: The dazzling Nzambi in her cloak that hides her mysteriously, that's so cool looking.

Second Ascension: The captivating Nzambi has pulled her hood off and smiles in a way that is so sincere.

Third Ascension: The voluptuous Nzambi has taken her cloak off. Sexy! Just look at all that exposed skin.

Final Ascension: The fascinating Nzambi sits on a jungle, surrounded by shrunken heads.

Biography:

A deity of the Kongo ethnicity in the Central Africa. Moon, Sky and Earth Mother. The female counterpart of Nzambi Mpungu. Worshipped by the Makongo religion. From the 17th century of this era onwards, my cult diminished, due to the Christian influence. Them's the breaks, that's life!

I'm not complaining. This is nice, too.

In a parallel timeline, after a Grail War that shattered the status quo and made it so humans could be functionally immortal and all own Heroic Spirits as Servants of their own (how blasphemous!), I wandered along after bumping a fool who had made the mistake of thinking they could bind me to their will. I was known as a 'Command Seal Killer', disposing of Masters and stealing their Command Seals while turning their Servants, and everybody else in my path, into zombies.

I was confronted by spirited Utsumi Erice, a soured child who was the only Servant-less human in the world, and who specialized in killing renegade Heroic Spirits. We clashed and it was a very close fight, but we disengaged after she impressed me with her abilities.

And, what happened then? Who knows! The novel didn't continue after that!

Class Skills:

Territory Creation: C

I'm a free wandering spirit. I don't see much point on tying myself to an elaborate workshop.

Item Creation: A

As long as it's intended to mutilate, maim or be used as a poisonous or murderous stabbing weapon, such tools are easy to forge.

Personal Skills:

Divinity: A+

Once again, in the event you are a bit slow minded, I was created to be a goddess for those nice Kongo people. I am a figure of death and rebirth, it's not my fault if my bitterness over these times have twisted me a bit. Nobody blames Gilgamesh for that, so why me, and I'm more beautiful.

Independent Action: EX

I don't see the need to subjugate myself to an inferior human any more than I strictly need to. As long as I have a steady supply of prana, I can stay materialized in the world indefinitely, and I'm not shy about stealing life force from the cattle and rabble. Just for your info.

Hm. You were told about Servants giving themselves EXs if given the chance, right? Be glad I'm not putting them all over this profile!

Necromancy: A+

The word 'zombie' hails from my name. I am more than gifted at reviving the dead but only as soulless shambling husks.

I also can communicate with them and give them simple instructions that they will feel compelled to obey.

Noble Phantasms:

Zombie Army- Plague of the Original Voodoo: A

Anti-Army. Does not 'Anti Army' always sound awesome?

And 'zombie army' trumps 'a regular army' anytime.

I don't know, you are creators, you could go wild. Do something eye catching, a whole battalion of the undead surrounding the enemy.

Then they rip the enemy apart. Fanboys will go insane over that, moreso if you include Requiem Servants in the zombie platoon!

What do you mean nobody cares about Requiem Servants but Erice, Voyager and that dinosaur? You are pushing your luck, sirs!

Zombie Snaring- My Will is Now Yours!: A

Anti-Unit. Sometimes getting personal with a worthy foe is good too.

Maybe I just blow zombie powder on the enemy. Or I toss it from a bag. Or I kiss them and I turn them into zombies. I'm not shy.

That's obvious from the way I dress, isn't it? The thing is, I turn the enemy into a zombie bound to my will if they get close enough.

Biting them? I don't know, I might to, I imagine.

This Noble Phantasm works on Servants and humans all the same, but Servants might be somewhat more resiliant to it if they have Magic Resistance.

Start of Battle:

"How boring..."

"Time to reap you!"

"Pay tribute."

"Do you like what you see?"

"I know best, and it's on your best interests to surrender willingly..."

Attack:

"Heh!"

"Is that all?"

"You can do better!"

"You belong to me!"

"This generation is frail!"

Damage:

"Ho ho!"

"How interesting."

"You are a cruel killer."

"I like your style."

"Do you think I will cry!?"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "What the hell are you?!"

Victory:

"Listen to the drums of my people, in the distance..."

"Perhaps there is hope for these times yet."

"Once, the world was young, and there was hope for all. I was foolish back then..."

"Getting arrogant over this? No, this is my usual self."

"You were too young to compare."

Defeat:

"In the end, all things die."

"There is a twilight for the gods as well."

"What is this sadness I feel...?"

"Will I be forgotten?"

"So emotive."

Summon: "Nzambi, the Mother Goddess of Kongo. I am a sorceress. A soldier of the Caster class, you said? You are amusing."

That is me being polite. Usually I would just kill the Master, take their seals, and seize the business. But Ritsuka is cute, I'll give her that, I guess. I will spare her gladly.

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"Let the unliving walk again! Nzambi commands so! The army of beyond!"

"The kiss of the primal goddess shall turn you into her happy slave. You have been honored and blessed, warrior."

Ugh, these things are so cheesy... But it is what youngsters of this generation want, isn't it?

Extra Dialogue:

Now this one is, as you call them, another 'doozie'. I must admit never being good at interaction with humans that don't involve killing them, having them killed, or accepting their offerings. But let us try our best.

"Ah, the killing child. The long waiting feud between us might finally come to a close today! Welcome!" (When you have Lancer or Avenger Utsumi Erice).

Do I need to add more? Hmmmm...

"So... Do you want to go raise armies so we can compare them?" (When you have Archer or Rider Ishtar).

"A mother's duty is never done, huh? You are beautiful too. What a magnificent creature, pleasing to the eye." (When you have Alter Ego Tiamat).

"Hey. What are you doing just standing there? Go back to work, you have a duck to catch, don't you!" (When you have Berserker Bombie).

"So this is the American variety. Silent and diligent and gets the work done! I like you!" (When you have Avenger or Berserker Jason Voorhees).

Birthday: "Do you celebrate the day of your birth? That is good, remember I am a being of birth as well. I will try to make you happy!"

Event: "How many of them, swarming like happy ants! Let us go there and make some mischief, darling!"

Holy Grail: "I am more powerful than this man made device! If anything, it should ask from me! But I suppose it can be used to raise more zombies!"

"So, what do you think?" she asked the last white rhinoceros, which had stopped to stand before her.

The rhino looked down at the laptop and slammed a hoof on it, crushing it.

Nzambi pouted. "Everyone's a critic, but I agree it wasn't my best..."

Next: Domo Arigato, Mr. Mutant Hunting Roboto.