The Fate franchise is the creation and intellectual property of Nasu Kinoko and Type-Moon.

Captain Caveman is the creation of Joe Ruby and Ken Spears, and the intellectual property of Hanna Barbera.

Tales as Old as Time.

Ah, making sense of a cartoon joke character's timeline through animated series that never were meant to be in continuity with each other. Such a folly.

So, all of this hailed from The Flintstones Kids of all things. It's a pretty bad cartoon and Fred and Barney knowing Wilma and Betty and even Mr. Slate when they all were children is stupid, but I kind of like the idea of Fred and Barney being childhood friends nice, and same thing with Wilma and Betty, it's just that all of four of them being childhood pals feels wrong.

Then, if Captain Caveman was an adult during The Flintstones Kids and an adult in the Captain Caveman segments of The Flintstones Comedy Show where he interacts with an adult Wilma and Betty, wouldn't it make sense for that Captain Caveman to be Cavey Jr., who grew up into a lookalike of his father in cartoon tradition? Then it's that Captain Caveman who gets frozen and meets the Teen Angels in the groovy seventies.

Oh, look, I am a complete idiot, writing all of that stupid stuff, and even thinking about it to begin with. I'm truly ashamed of myself. Seriously...

Saber.

True Name: Chester Cavey Junior.

Other Names, Titles, and Aliases: Captain Caveman, Captain Caveman Jr., Cavey.

Alternate Classes: None.

Alignment: Chaotic Good.

Attribute: Earth.

Gender: Male.

Natural Enemy: Mr. Bad.

Parameters:

Strength: A

Endurance: A

Agility: B

Magic/Mana: B

Luck: B

Noble Phantasm: C

Likes: Taffy Dare, eating, nature.

Dislikes: "Unga Bunga, crime and bullies be bad!"

First Ascension: Captain Caveman's standard look, barefoot, covered only by his brown fur from head to legs.

Second Ascension: The look the Captain had in the Scoob! movie, with more muscular arms with tribal tattoos. His cub has similar designs carved on it.

Third Ascension: He is much taller and bulkier, sporting the modernized look from the Hanna Barbera Beyond comic books reboot. A true muscleman.

Final Ascension: Fist Ascension look, he is laughing as he flies over Bedrock.

Biography:

The club was the first sword.

The tribes of hairy humanoids living in the jungles around Bedrock had one nameless caveman as their protector. He was smarter than his fellow tribesmen, and eventually he moved to Bedrock to act as an ambassador to the more evolved Homo Sapiens. Acting as Captain Caveman, he fancied himself an entertainment hero figure, amusing a whole generation of children. His son Chester, eventually, took on his mantle but as an actual superhero, deciding to fight criminals and aiding the police.

To act unimpeded Chester took a job as an office boy in the Daily Granite, the world's first newspaper, aiding Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble.

Wilma and Betty were the first reporter ladies, but their association with the hero ended when the Ice Age arrived, and Chester was frozen accidentally in a block of ice deep within a cavern in the mountains.

Set free by the junior detectives who had branded themselves the Teen Angels from his prehistoric block of glacier ice, Chester sprang back into action as the world's first superhero, Captain Caveman! Now the constant companion to the Teen Angels—Brenda, Dee Dee and Taffy—in their hilarious, and sometimes scary mystery missions.

Get ready for Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels!

Actually, you haven't summoned the Teen Angels yet.

Class Skills:

Riding: C

Saber can ride all kinds of 'normal' animals from any time periods and crude vehicles, but modern vehicles baffle him and he is unable to drive them.

Dragons and phantasmal beasts cannot be used as a ride.

Magic Resistance: B

He has higher than usual Magic Resistance due to being from times when Earth was still very young and there was a lot of mysticism hidden in it.

Personal Skills:

Wilderness Survival and Tracking: B

The Servant grew in the jungle, a free range child under the lazy eye of a trusting father and so he can take care of himself in the wild.

Not only that, but he also is well able to provide for his Master and allies, and he can sniff prey and foes alike like a bloodhound would.

Pioneer of the Stars: C

Of a sorts; as the first human to use a secret identity to protect his do-gooding, Saber is the predecessor to the masked vigilantes and caped virtue paragons who opened a gateport to the galaxy for mankind in many timelines. He is also one of the first showbiz celebrities for humanity.

Utility Wooden Club: B

Saber's cub holds a myriad of useful tools such as primitive but effective lighters, lamps, buzzsaws, mallets, and others. A prehistoric Swiss Army Knife.

He also can pull all sort of additional tools from his fur; it is unknown if he is wearing anything at all under it, but he seems to have a relatively boundless utility belt or pockets in there, from which he can pull all sorts of valuable instruments and small pets, mostly of reptilian species, that he can push around into performing simple tasks for him, such as sniffing missing individuals and suspects of wrongdoing around and biting on his foes.

Flight: C

The Servant can fly at moderate speeds, but he might just falter and drop at any moment's notice on an 'energy crisis'. He rarely is hurt at all by said drops no matter how from how high.

Noble Phantasm:

Spot- The First Pet: B

Anti Battalion.

The mark of man as a lord over animals and by extension nature as a whole.

Saber summons a green gigantic dinosaur shaped like a long necked and horned dragon from his cub, one that spits fire on his enemies, slashes away with his claws, and has limited flight abilities. Saber cannot ride it, but otherwise he can direct it around through basic commands until he runs out of mana to support it. The dinosaur has limited endurance against gunfire and shrugs fire attacks off, but it is vulnerable to ice as a cold blooded animal.

The relationship between them seems to be better than that of Martha and Tarasque, and Spot seems happy with its lot in life.

Start of Battle:

"Unga Bunga! Me am CAPTAIN CAV- Sorry, almost said it. CAPTAINNNNNNN SAAAAAA-BEEEEEEERRRRRR!"

"CAAAA-PPPPPTAIIIIIN SAAAAAABEEEERRRRRR!"

"Unga Bunga! We found the bad guys!"

"Unga Bunga! You stop doing bad things!"

"Unga Bunga! Me put stop to you now!"

Attack:

"Unga!"

"Poke your eye!"

"Huh huh!"

"Ho!"

"Papa be proud!"

Damage:

"Bunga!"

"Violence be never answer!"

"You think you be smart?"

"Now you mad Captain mad, grrrrr!"

"Rrrrrrrr!"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "Did anyone got number of triceratops than ran over?"

Victory:

"CAPTAIN CAAVEMAAAAN!"

"This be another win for CAPTAINNNN CAAAAAVEEEEMANNNNNNN!"

"Heh heh, you silly."

"Don't make that face! You lost fair and square!"

"Me protect good people everywhere!"

Defeat:

"Unga bunga, me ashamed!"

"What you looking at?"

"As shark says, me get no respect!"

"Uh oh! Bad time for energy crisis!"

"Next time you and me get even!"

Summon: "Unga bunga! Hello! Me am Servant Saber! You in luck, you got first and best of all superheroes! You may know me as CAAAAAAPTAIIIIIIIN CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"Unga Bunga! Come forth, Spot! Your master tells you to! CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAN!"

Extra Dialogue:

"Unga Bunga! You big hero of this era, me can tell! Me proud of you following our legacy!" (When you have Berserker Saitama One Punch Man, Ruler All Might, Saver or Ruler Superman, Shielder Captain America, Avenger or Rider Batman, Lancer Wonder Woman or Archer Darkwing Duck).

"Unga Bunga! Bad guys get the club over the head! So you guys better behave or else!" (When you have Saber or Caster Gilles de Rais, Asssassin, Caster, Berserker or Archer Joker, Caster Lex Luthor, Caster Dr. Doom, Avenger Fate Averruncus, Berserker Negaduck or Rider Green Goblin Norman Osborn).

"Unga Bunga! Me not know how to deal with bad women, me stumped! You only hit women when you propose marriage!" (When you have Assassin or Rider Carmilla, Ruler, Berserker or Caster Morgan Le Fay, Assassin Catwoman Selina Kyle, Berserker or Assassin Harley Quinn, and Avenger or Assassin Poison Ivy).

"Unga Bunga! Bad monkey! Bad monkey!" (When you have Caster Mojo Jojo).

"Ah, you fan! I think I remember you from autograph signing! We had just invented writing back then..." (When you have Saber Fred Flintstone, Caster Barney Rubble, or Assassin Betty Rubble).

"Unga bunga! This brings me memories of old job!" (When you have Avenger J. Jonah Jameson).

"Good doggie! Good doggie!" (When you have Avenger Lobo).

Birthday: "Happy birthday, unga bunga! How old you be? Me am two million years old!"

Event: "Unga bunga! Taffy would say there big mystery to solve there! Let's go there! CAPTAAAAAIIIIINNNNN CAAAAVEMANNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Holy Grail: "Grail? What is that? Uh, shiny thing at Throne said something about that, but with too many big words, sorry."

Next: Not quite the Lovecraftian mythos as you might know them.