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Tales as Old as Time.

I love the old, classic Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series. The new version? Not so much, although I don't dislike her as much as I used to. It's just she was more human and likable when she wasn't such a Mary Sue. There, I said it, Mary Sue.

Batman villains regardless of gender always work best as bastard tragic underdogs who are sort of pitiful, even the Joker, other than Bane, Ra's al Ghul and Catwoman, who should be just formidable. That's why I've never been bothered by the Killing Joke origin.

Harley Quinn worked best as a Chuck Jones era Daffy Duck, but now she is a Bugs Bunny. But that's what we have, and it doesn't look like it'll change back anytime soon. There are better things to be bothered about, anyway.

Assassin.

True Name: Harleen Frances Quinzel.

Other Names and Aliases: Harley Quinn, Harl, Dollface, Harlequin, Harley Ker, Looney Tunes, The Psycho, Lotus Flower, Holly Chance, Dr. Jessica Seaborn, Maid of Mischief, H-Bomb, Peanut, Dr. Jane Wisakedjak.

Alternate Classes: Berserker.

Alignment: True Chaotic.

Attribute: Human.

Gender: Female.

Natural Enemy: Batman.

Parameters:

Strength: B+

Endurance: C

Agility: A

Magic/Mana: E

Luck: C

Noble Phantasm: C

Likes: Romance, stealing, rollerblading, stupid jokes, his hyenas Bud and Lou, Poison Ivy.

Dislikes: She says that now it's the Joker, but who knows.

First Ascension: Harley in her classic red and black jester costume.

Second Ascension: Harley in her New 52 look, maskless, with red and black hair in pigtails. She wears a red and black top and shorts.

Third Ascension: Harley in her Suicide Squad look, with blonde hair dyed pink and blue in her pigtails. She wears a tight 'Daddy's Little Monster' grungy shirt and jean Daisy Dukes. For this Ascension she has traded her giant mallet for a steel baseball bat.

Final Ascension: Dr. Quinzel sits on a chair, slumped ahead and taking both hands to her head. Mocking, taunting ghostly images of the three Ascensions surround her and laugh.

Biography:

The first child of an empoverished Jewish family in Gotham City. She is not a practitioner of the Jewish faith. Her younger brother was a mooching imbecile, her father was a drunk, and her mother was spineless. She earned a tuition through her innate gymnastic skills, and she enrolled to study Psychiatry in Gotham College.

She was smart but also very lazy and took the easy path of seducing her teachers to pass her grades without studying. As a result she was underqualified when she graduated, but her high scores landed her a job at Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. She wanted and eventually got a position treating the infamous Joker.

Planning to write a tell-all book on the Joker and strike it rich, Harleen was instead seduced by the Clown Prince of Crime, who used her as a dupe to easily escape Arkham. Harley followed the Joker out during the No Man's Land debacle, donned a harlequin costume, and selfappointed herself his sidekick, Harley Quinn.

The Joker kept Harley s lovesick help for several years, abusing he when he felt like it and employing her as a pawn in many fights against the Batman. Eventually she got fed up with him, escaped, and struck a new relationship with fellow villainess Poison Ivy. Every so often she would join the Joker again until he disappointed her again. Harley also was a frequent forced member of Amanda Waller's Task Force X and sometimes treated to team up with superheroes against even more fiendish supervillains.

Class Skills:

Presence Concealment: B

When she's not yakking up and yelling inanely, she can be surprisingly stealthy and tricky. She snuck up on Batman and hit him down more than once.

If she is kept on a leash she can be a good spy and saboteur and a decent master of disguise, but the rank is lowered by her usual loudness.

Personal Skills:

Acquired Poison Immunity: A

She is virtually invulnerable to most poisons, even those brandished by magic users, as she was given a general immunity shot by Poison Ivy.

Even before that she survived several accidental (?) poisonings by the Joker and learned how to cook up anti toxins for herself and her allies.

Psychiatric Training: C

She has remarkably good insight and despite everything, she would have made a decent psychatrist if she had put an effort on it.

By spending some time around someone she can analyze their psychological weaknesses and strong suites and plan attacks based on that.

The rank is lowered because her insanity interferes with the Skill most of the time.

Gymnastics: A

An expert gymnast from her teenagehood, agile and nimble. This was enhanced with Poison Ivy's serum making her a superhuman.

She strikes from all sides like a whirlwind, making up for her relatively low Strenght, if put next to the likes of Bane and Killer Croc.

Mental Pollution: A

Harley is utterly insane, and a peek into her mind briefly drove the villainous Thinker into a collapsing fit of shudders. She is generally friendly regardless.

She will act bubbly and helpful as long as she isn't antagonized, but it doesn't take a lot to make her believe you stand on her way.

Noble Phantasms:

Birthday Tank: C

Anti-Battalion.

Up to 65 enemy units at a time.

A red and black armored tank built by Joker to Harley, so she could help him in yet another bid to destroy Gotham City. It doesn't require the Riding Skill for use, as it basically drives itself around with AI, and all Harley needs to do is shooting from its hull. The tank is slow moving but incredibly resiliant.

If it is destroyed Harley will invariably escape it with an ejector seat, which then flies around dropping bombs on her enemies.

Start of Battle:

"Harley train coming! Choo choo!"

"My roommate thinks I have anger issues. Let's see what you think!"

"Oooh, you been trainin'? Hope so, for your sake."

"You're sweet, hon!"

"Let me show you something I learned in Arkham."

Attack:

"BAM!"

"Love ya!"

"Kisses!"

"Hahaha, violent!"

"KerPOW!"

Damage:

"Yow! That friggin' hurts, y'know!"

"Not cool!"

"Ow ow ow ow, that sucked!"

"You singed my pigtails!"

"Bitchin'!"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "Not nice. Not cool!"

Victory:

"The voices are not impressed."

"Been ages since I've had this kind of fun!"

"That's another one for Harley! And the crowd goes wild!"

"Ha! Good riddance to bad rubbish."

"You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke's on you, 'cause I'm not even a real blonde!"

Defeat:

"Okay, who's the creep that DID THAT!?"

"No more love. No more crime. No more nothing. I'm through..."

"Hush, little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna kill for you the whole damn world."

"Uh-oh!"

"MISTAH J!"

Summon:

"Straight outta Arkham! Straight outta the straightjacket! The Clown Princess of Crime! The Mistress of Mayhem! The Maid of Merriment! The one and only... Assassin Harley Quinn! TA-DAAAAAHHHH!"

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"Is that Harley Quinn? No, that's Harley Quinn, IN A TANK! HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Extra Dialogue:

"Ugh, just like old, stupid, times, B-Man." (When you have Avenger Batman).

"K-Keep me away from him, please... He'll say the wrong things, which are the right things for him to say, and... and... No, actually, lemme see him again! Please! I'll be strong!" (When you have Berserker, Assassin, Caster or Archer Joker).

"Red Tool? What didja do to your costume, pal?" (When you have Assassin Deadpool).

"Wonder Woman! Holy smokes! Is my hair right? Does this outfit make my butt look fat?" (When you have Lancer Wonder Woman).

"You look fun. Let's get together and have a party!" (When you have Berserker Pinkie Pie).

"Awwwww, you summoned my best girl Red just for me! You're the best! But why is she behavin' like that, she hadn't been that cold to me ever since... Oh, you darn idiot! You summoned her from early in our careers, didn'tcha?! I'll freakin' kill you!" (When you have Avenger Poison Ivy).

"You don't really rock that look all that much. You lack a little pizzazz, y'know? Something to set a joker apart from a joke..." (When you have Caster Mephistopheles).

Birthday: "Birthday! Birthday! I've always been told I know how to liven up a birthday party! Well, Puddin' didn't like that stunt with the cake that much, I guess..."

Event: "Let's go bust some heads! Stay behind me an' you'll be safe, as long as you don't stare at my ass too much."

Holy Grail: She would so totally wish to be with the Joker again. But don't EVER tell her that.

"SHADDAP! Whatever yer saying there, stop it, you hearing?!"

Next: Say, remember that King of Fighters live action movie? That was a bad movie, wasn't it? It made Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li look good.

The next chapter's King of Fighter character will not take any cues from said movie.