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La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.

19- Miyu Edelfelt.

Measurements:

Bust: Why are you asking this.

Waist: Why are you asking any of this.

Hips: No, seriously, why are you asking any of this.

Age:

10 years old.

Height:

134 cm.

Weight:

30 kg.

Eyes:

Golden.

Hair:

Black.

What's the Deal with Miyu Edelfelt?

She is the best girl of the Prisma Illya trio.

Sorry, Shadow Crystal Mage.

I'd love to go on a tirade on how cute and wonderful Miyu is, but I'm saving that for an actual story instead of a mere series of snippets and I'm very short on time right now to give her what she deserves, so I leave you with her Fate Grand Order profile instead:

A kid born in the old family that has taken roots in Fuyuki from the Tensho era, the Sakadzuki family.
She has the paranormal property to grant the wishes of people.
The Sakadzuki family was destroyed in the disaster that happened in Fuyuki, and Miyu was found by a certain father and his son.
After that, there was the equivalent in comic of about 2 volumes of this and that, and she became a magical girl like Illya in a different world.
In terms of mana quantity, she's above the weakened Illya for no apparent reason.
She is good at the relatively muscle-headed style of quick movement and high-output blasts.

Lovely. Just about perfect in every earthly way.

*Kisses fingers and sighs*

I am not a Lolicon btw. If I were I'd be writing Miyu lemons.

When Unequally Rational and Emotional Miyu met Unequally Rational and Emotional Shirou.

She had been minding her own business, buying groceries in the local supermarket.

Nothing here seemed fine enough for Luvia-sama's tastes, but that was okay, she always could order online later. At the very least, she had found the brand of deviled ham Destroyer had asked for. And then, while pushing her cart towards the counter, she saw him.

He was smiling, without noticing her presence yet, selecting cans from a shelf. There was no mistaking him; the same build, the same eyes, the same hair. Miyu left the cart behind and moved towards him, eagerly.

"O-Oniisama...?"

He looked at her, and then she noticed the lack of the burn face on his face. Her heart sank. "Hmmm, yes?" he asked gently. "Do you need help with something, Ojou-chan?"

Ojou, he'd called her. Something probably had rubbed off on her from Luvia-sama. Blushing, she lowered her face and shook her head. "N-No, I'm sorry. I must have mistaken you for someone else..."

"I see. Well, have a nice day!" he said, before walking down another aisle. Miyu stared after him, breathing ever so slowly and feeling her face very warm.

Eventually, a dependant approached her. "Umm, Ojou-chan? Are you lost, or-"

Without looking at him, she tightly grabbed him by the shirt. "Emiya Shirou."

Hiraga Saito blinked. "You know Emiya-san?"

"He is a regular customer here, isn't he?"

"Y-Yes, but what is that to y-"

"Tell me," she ordered, in a flat and coldly detached voice, "where he lives..."

Prisma Phantasm What If.

"Miyu," Luvia said, her arms folded as the helicopter flew over the woods. "You cannot hope to achieve anything if you don't put your imagination into it. Don't Think, Imagine. Magical Girls draw their power from the mind and self-suggestion."

"But even so, Mistress!" Sapphire said. "No matter how you put it, Miyu's not ready yet for this...!"

"Nonsense, if Illya could, so can she!" Luvia declared. "Miyu is a prodigy forged by a much better teacher than Tohsaka Rin, so she can do it if she puts her mind into it!"

Miyu looked down. "... no. Sorry, but I will not do it. All rules of logic and probability dictate that-"

Luvia punted her in the butt and off the vehicle.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Miyu...!" Luvia called down. "You'll thank me later! To prove her love, the lioness drops her cubs off cliffs, so they become strong and able! I have faith in you, Miyu! Fly! Any moment now, you'll fly...!"

SPLAT!

Luvia winced. "Oh, oh, my...!"

"BWAAAAAAAAA!" Illya bawled, hugging the closed casket. "Miyu-chan...!"

Rin sighed stoically, sitting by and reading the newspaper with the headline EDELFELT HEIRESS ARRESTED. "That is why you should be thankful to me. I only would push you from a rooftop, at worst you'd break a leg..." Then she began to giggle to herself. "Oh, yeah, so much prison rape for you, bitch...!"

From the next chair, Shirou frowned and slapped the back of her head.

"Who is that, though?" Leysritt looked at the much bigger coffin.

"Some man in blue tights and carrying a spear who was passing by at the time," Sella sighed. "He died instantly upon impact..."

What If? Unequally Prisma Illya snippet.

"I'm not ashamed," the completely nude Child Gilgamesh said, "of any part of my body."

While Illya and Miyu gagged violently, Kotaro took a look down, then snorted. "You should!" He brought his hands to his pants and began unzipping them. "Wanna see some proof?"

Negi looked aside uneasily, scratching himself of a cheek. "I... I don't think I understand the implications about size being brought here, Kotaro-kun. Regardless of how big it is, it's still- PULL THOSE PANTS BACK UP RIGHT NOW, YOU HOOLIGAN!"

Kotaro grinned at him. "You're just jealous you have a much smaller skinnier little pinky w-" he began, right before Illya and Miyu invoked a joint barrage of magical bombardment from above on the dog boy and Gil.

Moving On.

Illya pulled back and frowned as soon as she saw Kuro entering the bath. "You'll better not try to harass me again!"

"No, I just came over to get some soap to wash my hands," Kuro said, walking past the tub showing no interest, and grabbing a spare bar set by the mirror. "I've decided my Yuri phase is over, and I'm going to be completely straight from now on..."

THUD!

"Kuro, what did you do to her?!" Shirou insisted frantically. "Please, you've got to be honest!"

"I'm not lying!" Kuro despaired, while Sella and Leysritt attended a catatonic Illya on her bed. "I, I just wanted to play a prank on her, I never imagined the shock would be this bad!"

"Maybe the Snow White strategy could work," Leysritt said calmly as ever. "I'll go call Miyu-san..."

... and Three's a Crowd (Unequally Rational and Emotional What If).

"Oh, you're back," Luviagelita said as Miyu entered the manor. The blonde smiled at her. "How much info did you gather?"

Miyu pulled a chair and sat down, with a haunted, and faraway, expression. "Another Illya-san is staying with her."

"Eh?" Luvia said.

Miyu nodded stiffly. "Yes. The other one apparently is a failsafe plan by the Einzbern elder, sent to eliminate her and take her place after her failure to summon the Holy Grail in time. But they have become friends, sort of, and Illya-san offered Black Illya-san refuge in the castle."

"Black Illya-san?"

"She is dark skinned, unlike Illya-san."

"Well, that's a racist way to call her! Call her by her name! Doesn't she have one of her own?"

"Kuro-san."

Luvia frowned. "That's a Japanese word, and not even a real name! The Einzberns wouldn't call her that!"

Miyu clenched her teeth. "Chloeeeeee..."

Luvia nodded. "And what's Chloe like?"

"Have you ever watched horror movies, and their sequels?"

"What does that have to do with this?"

"You know how the sequels always feel off, and they are crasser and louder than the originals? Sometimes, they are even scarier, even if only through sheer shock value, and others they feel like a bad joke. Well, my time spent with them... was like watching two sequels at once."

Luvia frowned. "I hadn't pegged you for a horror movie fan," she admitted.

Miyu sighed. "It's a long story, really..."

"And... who is the original and who's part two there?" Luvia inquired.

"I told you, they are both sequels. Part Two and Part Three... I only can fathom what the original was like..."

Somewhere in the Throne of Heroes, Irisviel sneezed.

"Gesunheidt," gently told her Justeaze, her prequel.

Illya Gets Me Too'ed.

"She regenerates," Illya said giddily, "so behead her first and then rape her, Berserker!"

Saber, Shirou, Berserker, Rin and Archer all paused what they were doing and stared at her.

"What?" Illya said.

They pulled their phones out and began texting.

After a moment, Illya frowned, pulled her own phone out, and began checking her social media.

Dammit, girl, at least I don't rape corpses!- Wakame Man

So disappointed on you- Old Man Just

I had to help your grandfather with his message. Taking this chance to tell than I am disappointed at you too, and I don't even have feelings- Homunculus Filia

If I ever were to meet you personally, I believe I'd hate you- Wish Girl Miyu

You are, like the worst- Worm Champ Makiri

I believe we'll have to reconsider your spinoff- Luv Loli Hiro

Sitonai and the girls say they'll look for another host, sorry- Not Scat Skadi sama

I thought it was a funny line but that's just me- Cool Shade Angry Mango

There's EDGE and then there's you, twerp- The Real Evil Jeannu

Illya's face was covered on shadow while everyone else walked away in disgust.

Fate Harem Antics Meets Fate Unequally Blade Works.

"Oh, so Luviagelita-san raised you..." the older Miyu said.

The loli nodded. "Yes. I owe her a whole lot. She taught me everything I needed to know about magic."

"But I've seen that she can't fly," Miyu said. "So how it comes you can? Who taught you?"

"She could, too. Before Sapphire-san abandoned her. Then Sapphire-san latched onto me, but even though Luvia-san couldn't fly anymore, she still helped a lot with my flight training."

"How so?"

"She threw me out of a helicopter."

"...!"

"- and then I told her, 'no, you will see, Tohsaka, my duck is better than yours, since-'" Luvia was telling Luvia.

A chair was thrown from the next room and hit Luvia in the head, startling the other Luvia and interrupting her tale.

"Oh," the unscathed Luvia spoke after a moment. "Miyu must have told her about the helicopter."

"YOU HIT THE WRONG ONE!" Luvia yelled at the other room.

Prisma Illya Meets Fate Harem Antics!

When the light flash fazed, Illya stood there again.

"Oh, Illya!" Kuro said while Miyu sighed in relief. "Where had you been!? You had us so worri-"

"True Magic should never be tampered with," Illya said in a hollow voice, dropping Ruby to the ground.

"Ouch," Ruby said.

Kuro and Miyu blinked. "Uh?" the former asked.

"TRUE MAGIC SHOULD NEVER TAMPERED WITH AND I'LL NEVER LOOK INTO ONIICHAN'S EYES WITH A CLEAN MIND, THAT STUPID LUCKY GIRL!" Illya cried and ran away.

Kuro and Miyu stared after her.

After a moment, Illya walked back, patted Miyu's shoulders, and told her, "You'll grow fine, good for you."

She walked off again.

"We're going to assume this is your fault, sport," Kuro told Ruby while Miyu grabbed the staff and started whacking it around.

En conclusion, aunque sea una lolita hay que meterle la- FBI OPEN UP!