La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series Chapter 21: Lola Bunny, a X-overs + Anime X-overs Crossover fanfic

Looney Tunes is the creation and intellectual property of Warner Bros. Animation.

Special thanks to the Lawaifuteca Youtube channel for the inspiration.

La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.

21- Lola Bunny.

Measurements:

Bust: 36 cm.

Waist: 12 cm.

Hips: 36 cm.

Age:

19 years old.

Height:

96,52 cm.

Weight:

As much as the animation team decides.

Eyes:

Green.

Hair:

Blonde.

What's the Deal with Lola Bunny?

Lola Bunny is a female humanoid bunny who one day just appeared outta nowhere to join the Tune Squad, the Looney Tunes' basketball team. Why would the Looney Tunes need or want a basketball team? Why, to fight the Monstars, aliens who had stolen the skill of USA's best active b-ball players and wanted to kidnap the Tunes to an alien amusement park, naturally. Why didn't the Looney Tunes just stuff sticks of TNT down the Monstars' pants and then call it a day? Because Reasons, naturally!

Anyway, thanks in no small part to Lola, the Tunes won the game and Bugs became smitten with her curves, that is, her winning go girl personality. Which was weird because the next time we saw Lola she was a DEEP LOV- that is, an obsessive stalker towards Bugs and Bugs didn't want anything to do with her; maybe his original infatuation was just in the script.

Since then Lola trained in the ways of Amazon warmongering in the Island of Themyscira, joined the Tune Squad again for another game of hoops for the sake of the toon species, became part of Bugs' building team, and landed a job as a chef in ACME Looniversity, which perhaps just tells us writers have no idea what to do with her. Maybe I shoulda written a Minerva Mink profil, instead. But I had these snippets around, so...

Shine On, You Crazy Chocolate.

"Ohh, no, no!" Chisame jumped on the anthro bunny and began pulling on her clothes. "Furries we can tolerate, but not that famous wascally wabbit in drag!"

"Ahhh!" Lola said. "Get off me! I've got dynamite and no fear of using it, girl!"

A pretty grey schoolgirl with a white cotton tail came. "Eehhh, what's up, Doc? Say, can I give Negi my choco carrots?"

Chisame paused. "Uh? Ah, yeah, whatevs. Don't bother me, kid!"

"Thanks!" she said, moving in giddily.

"No! No!" Negi said. "Step back!"

But the girl with whiskers gave him a long wet smooch. Then she hopped away laughing.

Negi began spitting violently, nauseous.

"Why are you so stingy, a pretty girl just kissed you!" Chisame said, tugging Lola's Tune Squad tee shirt off. "Darn, that's dedication to your craft, you even got breast implants!"

A Classic Animaniacs Joke, Dumbed Down.

Noah sighed. "Next..."

Two small bunnies, one pink, the other one blue, hopped onto the plank.

"I'm Babs Bunny!" she said.

"I'm Buster Bunny!" he said.

Noah stared at them. "No relation, right?"

"Eeehhhh, actually, since Looniversity-"

Noah kicked them away. "Next!"

Two older bunnies hopped onto the plank.

"I'm Bugs Bunny, what's up, Doc!" he said.

"I'm Lola Bunny!" she said.

"No relation!" they said.

"I should hope not, this is a show for kids," Noah said, motioning at them to get in the Ark.

Duck, Rabbit, Duck?

"Duck season!" Lola said.

"Rabbit season!" Daffy said.