Hey everyone! It's been two months since the last episode, huh? Well, guess what? I'm back! Thanks to my amazing friend, we're back with Miles and his crazy adventures at Bikini Bottom! Speaking of crazy, things will become even crazier for our blue fish friend this time around! More info will be at the end of this chapter
Co-written by AdventureKing2017
Late Evening
Our perverted yet heroic blue fish was on his way home after his steamy shower with the hottest puffer fish in the ocean!
"Man… She sure had a lot of places that needed scrubbing and scratching, heh" Miles says to himself while blushing.
Yet another woman in his life whose relationship was a bit...too friendly. Sure he didn't expect the situation to end like that but he was not gonna deny that he loved it, after all who would say no to a large gal like her? Maybe now it was time for him to rest, a lot of his energy was used with her.
'Truly full of experience' He thought.
Speaking of his life, let's just say that it's taking a toll on him. Not just because of his encounters with big booty bitches, but because he was literally training for his unknown upcoming mission.
One that would test him to the limit of what he thought was possible and more, and it could happen at any second when he least expects it.
"That Princess Mindy said about me facing the unknown… wonder what it is…" He told himself before something caught his attention.
It was a sign that was pointing the direction of the beach.
"Hmm?"
Miles quickly noticed that while he was thinking about his own stuff he was getting close to the beach, surely it was part of the way before he got home.
"The beach huh? What time is it anyway?" He said looking at his clock.
It was probably 6:50 or close to 7 PM, but either way, it was getting late. However, he did want to relax and the sunset was a nice touch on the beach to see.
"Oh well! Why not, lets rest here for a little while and enjoy ourselves" He said before walking towards the beach which was not too far away "It's the perfect time since there is no one around which means no noise"
Little did he know that the last part was going to be false, in more ways than one. And it's going to be surprising...
Beach
"Awwnn..."
He said in relief as his feet made contact with the soft and lightly cold sand, feeling much more comfortable now as he stared into the horizon.
"This is the life… Got a house… tons of people to talk to… cute girls to hang out with… got the greatest pet ever… and the best part… everything is finally starting to get better…"
He then lays down, not caring that he didn't even have a beach towel at the moment, he felt relaxed and the nice breeze was comfortable and not too cold, honestly he could even nap there if he wanted but something was gonna bring his attention soon enough.
And that something was…
"Well, well, look who decided to be at the beach~"
"Eh?"
Hearing that voice Miles quickly opened his eyes only to look up and see a large/extra thicc whale girl staring down at him.
"P-Pearl?"
"Hey, Miles… Miss me already?~" Pearl giggled before giving him a wink.
"Uh, what are you doing here? I didn't even notice you!" Miles asked her.
"Must be the sand, it absorbs the sound of my footsteps"
Pearl who was wearing a laced two piece pink bikini said while smiling giving him a big view of her underboob.
"I'm also just here to enjoy myself at the beach"
Miles gulps down nervously at the sight "A-At this hour?"
She then bends over and looks at him, straight in his eyes, "I should be asking you the same question, Miles. Why are you here?"
She smirked while giving him the flirty look.
"Ummmm… Well…" Miles stuttered, trying to figure out what to say to her.
Pearl just sighs "Whatever, it's not like it is any of my business. But since you're here for the time being, how about you give me some company?"
Miles really wanted to say something but his body was acting up on its own. Also, the way Pearl looked… How could he say no?"
"S—Sure, Pearl. I guess I can give you some company if that's okay with you" He said, his face turning red like a tomato.
"That's great then! I managed to open that mini bar over there with some good ol lockpicking so we got a bit of booze too if you want haha" Pearl said, already walking towards it, giving him a sight of her voluptuous behind.
"Wow… uh, I mean, sure, Pearl!" Miles replied, getting up and following the whale while staring at her big booty ass!
Large girls like her are just too much of a weakness, he feels lightheaded with them, especially gals like Pearl. Before he noticed, they were now sitting by a mini bar as Pearl prepared some drinks for them.
"So, um, Pearl… I know it's not my business and I really shouldn't be talking, but what are you doing at the beach before I got here?" Miles asked, genuinely curious as to why she was here on her own at this hour.
Pearl shakes a fruity cocktail before speaking "I sometimes secretly come to the beach at this hour because its quiet and relaxing, away from noise, annoyance and anyone else I don't want to see, its a good place to clear my mind"
The fish boy nodded in understanding before drinking the fruity cocktail he was holding, "Guess that makes sense…. I needed some peace and quiet too"
"Also sometimes I go for some Skinny Dipping when no one is around" She said with a sly smile.
"Oh oka- wait, WHAT?!" He asked in shock, his eyes almost popping out.
Pearl drinks some of her drink before continuing "Oh yeah it's very refreshing and freeing if you ask me"
Miles gulps his drink down his throat, both in refreshment and in nervousness, "Uh, yeah. In total agreement with you, Pearl"
"So how is life going for you? Anything interesting worth sharing with me?" She asks, before going to his side and sitting on two stools, one for each cheek
"Um. Well, I was just doing some body training on my own before I decided to go relax," He said, blushing a bit in the end.
He wasn't really lying, but it wasn't the truth either.
Pearl snickers "Oh yeah I can totally see the sixpack from a mile away. At least I know you have a lot of stamina, that's a plus"
"Haha. Y—Yeah, heh. Guess you would know that" He said sheepishly, his face turning pink like a flower blossom.
Pearl drinks her cup before letting a burp out "Ahhh yeah, barely feel a thing because of how small the cup is but it tastes good. Maybe if I drink the whole bottle I start getting tipsy"
Miles turns his head away so he wouldn't get hit by the burp but he chuckles a bit before having a concerned look on his face.
"Are you sure that you wanna drink a whole bottle? You don't wanna get drunk like Sandy back at the beach party, right?"
"I'm sure I could handle it, with a body as big as mine, it takes a lot to get me drunk. Also we don't know how much she drank or if it was the heavy stuff, Sandy takes me for someone who can hold her liquor, but you worried about me? How cute"
Miles blushes a bit before saying, "Well, I just care for my friends' wellbeing, that's all. And um… you're a great friend and a good person, Pearl"
"Well then" Pearl said, getting up, allowing the poor Stools another day to live "How about you join me for a swim then friend?"
"Oh, uh, um.." Miles stuttered a bit before getting up from his seat, "I-I guess I can. Sure"
"Great" Pearl said before stretching up and not giving a care that he was staring at her "Last one to get in the water gets naked! Hahaha"
"Ummmm, okay!" He said, getting himself ready and questioning himself if he wanted to get naked or wanting to see her naked again.
Pearl quickly starts running, not looking behind to see if he was already following her or not, her steps making the ground shake as she rushes.
"What th— OH NO YOU DON'T!"
The blue fish's legs started sprinting in full motion, already catching up to the whale at ease!
"You're quick on your feet Miles but you won't be able to surpass me" Pearl said, sure of herself.
Miles just smirked, knowing that his training with Sandy and recently with Mindy is paying off, "Don't be so sure, sweet cheeks!"
He was running so fast that even Pearl could see him getting past her, already getting in front of her.
"What? Impossible, when did you dash past me that much?" She said, looking at him surprised.
"Looks like Sandy is a better teacher than I let on," He said with a playful smirk, heading closer to the ocean.
Pearl would not let that standing though as she then had an idea and decided to try it "Hey Miles check this out"
"Hmm?"
Miles looked back at her for a moment only to notice that Pearl had stopped running only after she made sure to get some distance between them and proceeded to twerk. Giving miles the scene of her large grey whale booty shaking like wild jelly in her bikini.
"You mother—…. Holy Neptune…." Miles said as he stared at the gigantic grey cheeks shaking a storm.
He knew that he had to keep running so he wouldn't have to take off his clothes, but he couldn't help himself… His weakness will always be big booty bitches.
"GOTCHA!"
With one well controlled booty clap she ended up throwing some sand in his eyes.
"Ooow! What the!"
Pearl ran past him laughing "Too easy"
"You cheating bitch!" Miles cussed out loud while trying to get the sand out his eyes and catching up to her. He then tripped over and grabbed her underwear by accident.
"Hey let go! Not my fault you can't keep your eyes out of my behind, don't be a sore loser"
"That's ironic coming from you, you big ass cheater!" He states while getting the sand out of his eyes and clinging onto her bikini bottom.
"You better let go buddy or I make you regret it" Pearl warned.
Miles finished getting the sand out of eyes and looked at her, "I doubt it" He said, unconvinced that she could do it.
"Oh yeah then how about this?" Pearl said before she simply did one action to prove her point...she SAT DOWN on the sand.
She wasn't only sitting on the sand… she was sitting on Miles as well!
"Mmmmmmfffffpppppp!" The blue fish muffled under her gigantic whale ass.
"How do you like this now?" Pearl said as she wiggled her big booty cheeks up and down, bubble bass style, making him be her beach towel basically to be the resting place of her behind
His body was literally flattened by her huge booty, becoming a little towel.
"Mmmffffppppp!"
"Hahaha too easy!"
She then lifted her ass up and went down on him with a small THUD before getting up and kept going with the face. Surely that would keep him down enough time right?
…. Wrong! Miles' body, despite being flattened, was slithering like a snake before digging through the sand as fast as a snake could.
'Damn you Pearl! Booty smashing me like that, what a dirty tactic!' Miles thought, but this was ot his first rodeo dealing with wild booties like her so he was resilient.
"Ha! Can't wait to embarrass him while taking a picture of his naked body after I win this!" Pearl said to herself, unaware that the blue fish was catching up to her and secretly getting pass her, "I wonder what I should make him do while I record him?~"
"Oh really? If I didn't know any better I say you are really eager to see me naked, did you fall in love or something?" He said, taunting her.
"What th-How the hell did you-?!" Pearl was about to ask in shock before seeing that they're close to the water!
"See ya, sweet cheeks!" Miles said before his body turned back to normal and ran at full speed before the whale could even grab him!
"YEAH!" He screamed before jumping into the salt water, winning it! Looks like getting bullied by thick ass ladies paid off in the end, or else he would have stayed in the ground after her attack for at least ten minutes.
"Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!" Pearl cursed out, upset that she lost to a dweeb.
"Hey, don't be a sore loser, Pearl~" Miles smirked, using her own words against her.
"I can't believe you just casually managed to surpass me after all that I did" Pearl said, annoyed.
"You just underestimated me Pearl, I'm a tough cookie" Miles said with a toothy grin.
"Maybe, but you're still a pervert…"
"Either way, I still won… So, about whoever gets in the water last…~"
Pearl let out an exasperated sigh, already hating the fact she lost at her own game and now had to deal with a cocky guy like Miles "Ok fine, I promised, didn't I? Gotta keep my word, don't want to be known as a liar"
"Cool. Don't worry, I won't record anything or tell anyone. You have my word" He smiled genuinely.
He may be an ass-loving simp, but he'll always remain a fish full of honor.
Pearl then started to undo her bikini top first allowing the fabric to fall down as her large mammaries were now exposed, not that the top was doing that good of a job hiding it, showcasing her grey nipples at him who were a bit hard thanks to the cold breeze that hit her.
Then she went for her bikini bottom that looked strained trying to contain or at least cover her large dumpruck thighs and quickly fell on the sand. Last but not least she took out the scrunchie that held her ponytail.
So there she stood, an extra thicc naked whale girl with her flowing blonde hair in front of him.
"Holy Neptune…" Miles replied, already drooling for her as well as his bulge becoming hard like stone.
"There" Pearl said, doing a small pose and smirking "Happy?"
"M—More than happy, w—whale goddess…" The blue fish was at his own world, staring at the hottest whale of Bikini Bottom.
And here he thought his energy was all out after what he did with Mrs. Puff but here was she, proving him wrong.
"Gosh even when you win you still act like a simp" Pearl laughed, walking towards where he was.
"W—Well…" Miles tried to say something, but nothing came out of his mouth and his eyes widened as Pearl approached him.
She just stared at him for a moment, smiling mysteriously before then changing course and diving in making a big splash.
"Oh Shi-!"
The blue fish didn't even have time to run as the whale made a huge splash, causing a massive wave to come at him, crashing him into the ocean.
Yet another testament to just how thicc Pearl was if diving was making this much of a ruckus, then again maybe she did that on purpose as a way to say she hated losing but would do this anyhow and have some fun.
"Oooohhhhh…." The blue fish got himself up but was dizzy in the process, "My head…." He was walking carefully and slowly before bumping into something jiggly and bouncy.
"Hehehe opsies! Looks like I can't even take a swim without turning you upside down huh? It's so hard being this gorgeous"
Miles looked and saw that he bumped into Pearl's gigantic cheeks and blushed a bit.
"I—Its fine, Pearl"
He then looked down, seeing that his bulge was poking her thighs. He was about to move away a bit when Pearl grabbed onto his body and held him in place.
"You know...since it's only just the two of us at the beach right now, we should take advantage of this to have a little more fun right?" Pearl said, wiggling her eyebrows.
Obviously, Miles would've said no, but the look on the whale's was making him reconsider. Besides, he had tons of energy and his bulge was still poking her thighs.
"I—I guess a little more fun won't hurt, heh" Miles stuttered as he blushed.
"Oh really? I thought I would have to convince you or something since your little friend seems to be so honest, but maybe you're more of a thrill seeker than I thought" Pearl said with a giggle.
"Even if I said no, you would try to make me get on my knees anyways" Miles chuckled while stating the obvious.
"That's because no one says no to Pearl Krabs, sweetheart. Especially when she is fully naked in front of you at the freaking beach" She said, bumping him with her ass.
He fell onto the oceanic floor, looking at the whale who was smirking down at him. He then slowly got onto his knees, already under her strong hold.
"Now let's get down to business"
She lifted him up to get close to her face, arms wrapped tightly around him as her chest pressed against his chest before Pearl went for a deep kiss.
"!…. Mmmmmmm~" Miles moaned submissively as he closed his eyes and kept on kissing Pearl's lips.
Making out with her was always a heart throb, Mr Krabs still had no idea the things he and Pearl had done and having her dominate him was just so arousing.
After a few minutes, their lips separated, saliva coming out from their lips.
"Like that, pervert?~" Pearl asked while smirking at him.
"Y—Yes, m-mistress" Miles stuttered, a bit dizzy after the kiss but was still conscious enough to take anything she threw at him.
His boner was throbbing and twitching under his clothes, he dived in the water without the proper clothes but even like that and the cold water, his major asset poked her stomach like solid rock.
Pearl smirked devilishly before grabbing his throbbing cock, causing Miles to moan even louder.
"I can hold your whole body with one arm while the other does the handy work" Pearl said, licking her lips "I see your thick and hard as always"
She then started stroking his cock, jilting the blue fish into blissful pleasure.
"Mmmmmm….~"
Even through his pants the sensation was so good, he could feel his body getting warmer, the blood flowing to his manhood.
"Like that, bitch boy?~ Like how I stroke your cock so effectively?~" Pearl whispered to his ears.
Normally, Miles would be pissed off after being called a "bitch boy", but he was in his own dream world so he couldn't help himself.
"Y…Yes…."
Pearl laughed "Such a small body yet you have such a big whoomper like this in your pants, Neptune must really like you because this thing is impressive"
The speed in which she moved her hand increased, pressing her breasts on his face.
"Mmmmffffpppppp" Miles' moans of pleasure were now muffled by Pearl's big gray melons pressing against his face.
Using just the arm she was using to stroke his manhood, Pearl pulls down his lower clothes to showcase his naked meatlog.
"Suck on my nipples dweeb"
"Y…Yes Mistress…" Miles obeyed, slowly opening his mouth and turning his head towards her left boob before closing his mouth onto it before sucking it like a lollipop.
Pearl tries to hold down her moan from this and keeps stroking his manhood but faster and rougher this time while he plays with her nipples, those were always her most sensitive spots but even though she wanted to be in control.
Miles then went to her right boob and started sucking on it as well.
"Mmmmm…." He moans as he sucked on the delicious whale goodness.
'Hmmm~Fuck this feels good, how is he so good at it?' Pearl thought, her inner thighs already getting wet with something more than salt water, a testament to how much she enjoyed this.
The blue fish lets go of her right before squishing her boobs together.
"I love this so much…" Miles said as he went back to sucking her nipples, drinking both of them like a double smoothie.
Pearl bit her lower lip and started to jerk Miles cock much faster, her ass cheeks clenching in response to how much he played with her breasts.
Miles moaned even harder as he continued sucking her boobs, feeling that he was gonna climax at any second.
Pearl though finally got tired of just stroking his member and stopped, now opening her mouth and deciding that it was time to have a taste as she went for it like a popsicle on a hot day.
"?!" Miles' eyes widened as he felt her mouth shut onto his hard cock, "OOOOOOOOOooooooo…."
Her tongue swirled around the tip of his cock before slowly inserting more of it in her throat, sucking it up and down at a slow pace in intervals where she would lick and suck, then suck and lick, covering it all up in her saliva.
"Mmmmm…. F—Fuck…" Miles cursed out of pleasure as her face was no longer smothered by her huge boobs.
Pearl's head bobbed up and down speeding up the sloppy blowjob she was giving him almost like she was concentrating all of it on this one task, enjoying how big his dick was,hitting the back of her throat, the strong musk filling her nostrils. She would never admit it but only Miles had the right tools to make her feel this horny
Speaking of which, the blue fish was trying to hold on the best he can, not wanting to climax yet.
"Mmmm…. D—Damn, Pearl…. Your mouth…. Mmmm…. So good….."
Pearl stopped sucking as she slowly brought her head back up letting out a pop from his dick "Is that so? How much do you love my mouth?"
"Very… V—Very much…" Miles spoke out, looking at his saliva-covered hardened manhood.
Pearl then smirks and had an idea cooking in her mind before she then let go of Miles, making him splash into the COLD water.
SPLASH
"Ah!" Miles yipped after falling into the cold water.
Pearl then laughed "If you like it so much then why don't you come and take it? Come get me if you caaaann" She said before diving into the waters, this had turned into a game now.
"H—Hey, wait!" Miles called out before swimming after her, 'Is she seriously doing this bullshit again? It's like she REALLY wants to lose against me!~' He thought to himself confidently, knowing that he's going to beat Pearl at her own game for the second time.
"If you really want to cum then catch me, be the better swimmer, hahaha!" Pearl laughed between zig zags.
"Looks like you really don't know how much Sandy trained me, crab-butt~" Miles smirked before swimming at a straightforward pace, catching up the whale at surprising speed.
"And you underestimate exactly how flexible I am when I'm swimming" She said as some water came out from her blowhole like a water gun.
Miles literally had to jump and swim in other directions to avoid getting hit by the water.
"Man, you're really good at cheating, aren't you?" He asked with a chuckle.
"I never said you could NOT use everything on your arsenal in this now, have I? Did I ever say it was cheating to confuse you? Hahaha"
"True…"
Miles then dives into the deep waters, making sure that the whale didn't see him, and surprisingly, it was working.
Though that only managed to make him see just how graceful she was under the clear blue waters of the beach, the way her naked thicc body moved and waved across.
He chuckles a bit before swimming back up, jumping into the air and grabbing the whale's ass with his fins.
"Whoa!" Pearl gasps in shock at her cheeks being groped like that.
"Gotcha!" Miles said as he held on for dear life and for big whale booty!
"What the hell? How did you got behind me?" Pearl said, surprised at how he got her.
"It was not very nice of you to blueball me like that only to make me swim through these cold waters but im getting my release one way or the other Pearl even if I have to do it like this while you move"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Ohoho! I would…"
The blue fish was aiming his wet hardened cock where her pussy and asshole were at.
"Hmmm… Which hole should I use?~" He asked out loud just to taunt her while smirking devilishly.
Pearl then decided to clench her ass cheeks on his member like a piston "Neither! I get to decide which part you use, try and escape my cheeks now mister"
"Or else what? You're gonna get angry and drown the both of us?" He mocked her, knowing full well that she wouldn't risk hurting herself just to beat him.
With much more confidence he stood his ground and started moving his hips back and forth hotdogging her ass cheeks, making those large bums shake.
"D—Dick…" Pearl cursed at him while looking at him angrily, knowing that she was losing.
"All's fair in love and war, Pearl" He tells her as he continues hotdogging her gigantic jiggly cheeks.
SMACK
That was the sound of him slapping her cheeks while doing it too, he would never let go even if she dived in the water again.
Pearl kept her moans to herself as she angrily looked at the boy who was beating her at her own game.
She knew that she had to bring the scales back to her favor and make Miles squirm under her ass again, but she couldn't think of anything.
"Well, if I can't use your holes, Pearl, I'll just climax onto your hot asscheeks~"
Miles smirked as he was getting ready to cum all over her ass as he fastened his hotdogging pace.
"W-Wait! Ok, fine, you win! Let's at least get back on the ground. We don't want to make a mess on the ocean" Pearl relented.
Miles could see the truth in her words. As much as he wanted to show Pearl whose boss, he didn't want to hurt anyone or anything just do it.
"Alright. Let's head back to the beach sand," He agreed as he stopped hotdogging her asscheeks.
...
A few minutes later
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Pearl dried herself up and looks at him "Man I gotta increase my game you made me look like a noob"
Miles was drying himself up as well, "Hehe, Sandy is a great great teacher! I wouldn't became this strong if it weren't for her"
"Color me impressed, you're a real tough one now Miles, maybe I should consider making you my one true man one of these days" She winked at him.
"Really?!" Miles asked in shock before looking down at his still hardened cock and blushed by the sight of it.
"Maybe...now let's not think or talk too much" Pearl says before laying down on the sand, showing her large back to him once more "Come and get your reward, Mr. Winner" She said with an extra bounce to her cheeks.
"!… YES MA'AM!"
Miles quickly follows her and gets ready to get his reward. He looked at his cock, seeing that it's still hard after all of this.
He would RAM that whale ass so freaking much she would never get the thought of his dick from her mind ever again, he would make sure of that.
"Hope you enjoy this as much as I am going to Pearl, you really teased me a lot"
He then spits onto his cock before rubbing it, making sure that it was covered with a good amount of saliva so he wouldn't hurt her ass too much.
"HERE I GO!"
He said before literally jumping and diving towards her ass, dick aimed like a missile.
"?!…. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!"
Pearl moaned at the top of her lungs that even that seagulls were flying away.
This time Miles had experience from when he did it with Amelia and Mrs. Puff and even that one first time with Pearl in her room and now? His mind fresh from the water his hornyness would be used to dominate Pearl.
What they didn't know was that they were being spied on by someone.
"Zzzttt…?"
"Zzzrrrtttt…?"
They seemed either confused or disgusted at the act their beady eyes were seeing, but maybe it was a good idea to just let it end before doing anything?
After all, they needed them alive for something.
"Fuck, fuck! Keep fucking me in the ass, bitch boy!" Pearl moaned, her tongue sticking out.
"Who are you calling me a bitch boy, bitch girl?" Miles retorts with a smirk, slapping her ass as he continued fucking her behind.
Whether she enjoyed it in the ass or not he didn't ask, heck she didn't even told him where he should go, but she didn't say no so he took advantage of that.
"You're such a phat ass Pearl, I bet you spend so much money on pants this big just not to rip apart!"
"Shut up, you jerk… Mmmmm, fuck! With a dick that big, I bet all the girls would fall over heels for you!"
"Heh, that's one of my dreams that I'm planning on making a reality, but for now, at least I got this ass!"
He sped things up and his hips became a blur, really putting everything he had on her, almost like what he did before this was not even a dent on his stamina.
"Fuck… Fuck… I'm… I'm about to-" Miles was about to say when Pearl interrupted him.
"DO IT! SHOOT THAT HUGE LOAD STRAIGHT INTO MY ASS!"
Miles felt his balls clench as it was hitting the damn "YEAH! I'M CUMMING TAKE IT ALL!" Miles shouted.
All of that creamy goodness going straight into the whale's ass we're coming out from the blue fish's rock hard rod!
"ooOOoOooohm~!" Miles grunted, tongue sticking out his mouth.
"F-F–FFuuuucccckkkk~!" Pearl moaned as well, feeling the hot rizz inside of her ass.
And after he was done he did a DOUBLE SLAP onto her ass for good measure.
"That was… FUCKING AWESOME!" Miles cheered with a victory smirk on his face.
He then tried to get his dick out of her asshole, but for some reason, it was stuck.
"Oooh hohoho" Pearl laughed while breathing heavily "You didn't think this was the end right?"
"Huh?!" Miles was shocked to hear that. He then tried to pull it out from her ass, but it was still stuck. Pearl then clenched her asscheeks together for good measure, "H—Hey!"
And just like that Pearl stood up, with Miles still stuck onto her backside showing her booty strength.
"My turn to choose a position now hot stuff"
Miles wrapped his arms around her ass, clinging to dear life. "W—What kind of position?" He asked.
"Lets see how strong Sandy made you once im done riding you into the sand~"
"Oh shi-"
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At Early Midnight
"Fuck, fuck, fuck… FUCK! P—PEARL! Your ass is…. MMMMMMM~"
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"OOOHOHHH YEAH~! Hmm? Something on your mind?" Pearl asked as she bashed his crotch with her large ass, over and over again for what felt like hours
"Your ass…. Is sooo…. SO FUCKING GOOD!" Miles moaned as his crotch was getting redder and harder as the whale continued pounding him with her asscheeks.
"Ha! Of course it's good, because unlike any other girl, I OWN THIS ASS!"
The blue fish then cummed inside of her ass for the eleventh time.
"Fuck… C—Could you get your ass off of my dick now?" Miles asked, sweating, "I think it's broken…"
Pearl panted heavily, sweat adorning her body alongside sand particles that clinged to her skin thanks to all this.
"Y-Yeah for real. This was a good workout" She wiped her brow, only seeing it now really just how far she went, he busted so much inside her ass she felt her stomach bulge.
Pearl then took her time to get up, her asscheeks unclenched Miles' poor rod which slowly pushed out of her asshole. The blue fish then saw a stream of his load coming out like a slow river.
"That was… intense…" Miles comments, trying to get up while looking at his now soft rod.
Pearl sighed in relief "You sure know how to treat a girl, any other girl would be dead by now haha"
"I could say the same. Pearl… I—I think your ass literally took the life out of my dick, heh"
"Well consider yourself a lucky man for going so long with me, it's not everyday I can let loose like this. Im gonna clean myself now, stay there if you want"
"O…Okay… Pearl… T—Thanks for giving me a good time… It—It was awesome"
Miles felt dizzy, almost like he was going to fall unconscious any moment now. How in Neptune's beard he thought it was a good idea to do this with Pearl after what he did with Mrs. Puff? He really tore through his limits.
He then closes his eyes, heading to the void of darkness while Pearl just looked at him before walking away.
The gigantic whale giggled to herself before looking at her asscheeks, very impressed of how the blue dweeb kept up with her despite his small body size.
"Geez...actually made me try over there, maybe I should make him my boyfriend. Not many guys in Bikini bottom would have the balls or stamina to do with me what he did, but I would have to convince my dad not to be a spoil mood"
Pearl was definitely having second thoughts about Miles. She was okay with him being her bodyguard and ass-simp, but seeing how well he was doing and how much he had within him… He's gonna be a keeper.
Although, she had to convince her father… not only that, but she also had to deal with the other girls that might like the blue fish.
She knew that Mrs. Puff doesn't see Miles that way, not that she knew of anyway. Sandy on the other hand definitely has been there for him ever since he first moved to Bikini Bottom, so she might like him more as a friend.
She didn't have to worry about Wanda because that slut hated Miles… she had to worry about Amelia though… That shark thinks that she's so much better than her just because she has a bigger ass and is more bouncer than her… And from what Miles told her, Pearl knew that Amelia would try to get Miles first.
"Pearl Krabs does not know how to quit, i say that much" She smirked before hitting the showers.
She was really happy that the beach had showers around. Anyways, Pearl was gonna make sure that Miles was going to be hers… one way or another…
"ZZzzzzrrrRRRrrtt!"
"Huh?"
Pearl turned around as she thought she heard something.
"Hmmmmm…"
When she didn't see anything, she went back to her business, scrubbing her naked thicc body.
"Must be my mind playing tricks on me, I did drink a bit of booze and had a lot of sex"
Unaware of her, the two strange creatures were slowly moving toward her without trying to touch the water.
"ZZZZZrrrbtt!"
"What the hell?" Pearl turned around again, causing the pinkies to hide.
The whale was getting a bit annoyed by this but she had a smirk on her face.
"Miles, if you wanna see me in the shower, all you have to do was ask~"
She then bent over, her ass jiggling and swaying from different angles.
One of them just shakes their head in annoyance before having enough of this, and decides to just use their tentacles to grab Pearl.
"What th—HEY! MILES, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL TH-" Pearl was screaming in rage before realizing who or what was going on when she took a look at the tentacles, "… That's not Miles… Oh shit…"
...
Meanwhile, Miles was snoring peacefully at his own leisure, unable to be disturbed by the noises since he was so tired.
"Zzzzzzzz…. First the world…. Then the harem….. Zzzzzzz"
He didn't know yet but at that moment his so-called fate was unfolding.
That was when his phone was ringing, which interrupted his sleep.
"Ugh…. Damn it…" Miles cursed as he slowly opened his eyes and pulled his phone out of his pocket, "This… This is Miles…"
"Hey, man! It's Lotus! Where are ya, bro?"
"Hmm? Oh hey man I'm not home right now just..." He yawned "Sight seeing a bit at the beach"
"Why are you not- WAIT! Why are you at th- F—Forget it! Dude! Today's the guy's music concert!"
The blue fish's eyes widened when he heard that! He also forgot about Squidward's music performance today!
"Oh fuck! That's today? I totally forgot about it" He got so into his fun with Pearl he forgot but could he even get there? He was so tired.
"Dude! You better be there if you don't wanna make the poor guy sad" Lotus said before adding, "And Amelia wants to see you too…"
"I'm not sure Squidward would be that sad if I didn't show up, it's not like we are BEST friends but I did help him" Miles scratches his head "Just give me a moment and I get there after a change of clothes and a shower"
"Okay… you might wanna hurry… for both your sake and mine… I don't want my sister to cause trouble" Lotus told him in the end before ending the call.
"Damn...why do all the girls wear the pants in that relationship? I might as well tell Pearl I gotta go" He stood up still a bit wobbly but ok.
Speaking of which, back with Pearl, she was literally struggling for her life as she was kicking and punching the jellyfish that were trying to keep her still.
"Let go of me you shi-hmhmhmhm" Her mouth was covered.
'You gotta be FUCKING KIDDING ME! I just bang the cutest boy in Bikini Bottom, and I'm about to be KIDNAPPED?! BY JELLYFISH OF ALL PEOPLE?!'
They were kinda weird looking for Jellyfish though, their tentacles didn't burn her either when in contact.
Not to mention… they had black eyes for some reason… Either way, Pearl was pissed off!
'Where's that annoying sponge dweeb when I need him?!'
"Pearl? Hey Pearl! Where are you? I just wanted to say that I gotta go now because Squidward' concert is starting"
The jellyfish and Pearl halted in their tracks when they heard Miles calling out to the whale.
'Miles! Thank you Neptune for sending that cute knight in shining blue armor to save me!' Pearl thought to herself.
"Man, where even is she? What did she say when I was almost sleeping? Something about...cleaning herself"
He then blushed, already reminded of how he saw her naked glory.
"Man… I gotta control myself… I just fucked her ass earlier ago"
Pearl and the strange jellyfish heard what Miles was saying while he was searching for her. The jellyfish were literally carrying her and they were quite surprised to hear that.
"Zzzrttt…" one of the jellyfish softly and quietly made a noise out of annoyance as he looked at Pearl.
"RRzztztt" The second one seemed like it was putting more effort thanks to how heavy she was.
The whale just gave them a look that was telling them, "don't judge me, you creeps"
Both tried to bring Pearl up as much as they could with their effort so no one sees them.
That was when they accidentally made a thud when they bumped into a wall.
"Huh? Pearl? Is that you?" Miles asked as he heard noises.
The jellyfish then quickly started flying while carrying the whale, finally taking her to the back of the shower building.
"Zzzrrttt!"
"Zzzrrrrrttt!"
The two then dropped the whale into the ground and began their plan… They cover Pearl's mouth and begin to cover her into a strange green cocoon.
"Weird...I heard a noise but there is nothing here, did she leave by any chance? But without saying anything? Man thats so rude"
He said to himself as he couldn't believe that she left without saying goodbye… But he decided to check, just to make sure.
He was getting closer to the back of the shower building, walking around until he saw…
"Oh, hey Miles!"
"Oh! So you're still here, look Pearl i don't want to sound mean but I really gotta go now, are you gonna be ok if I go right now?" He asked her, trying not to look too much at her chest.
"I understand Miles! You go have fun! Try not to stare at the other girls, okay?" She said with a smile.
"Thanks Pearl uhm..." He then went to give her a kiss on the cheek "Bye"
"Bye cutie…" She smiled, watching him leave the area. Her smile then turns into a dangerous smirk, "See you until your next life…"
Her eyes then became pinch black…. This wasn't Pearl Krabs… Whoever this was… She looked down at the real deal as she was being covered in strange green goo
"N...No," Pearl said weakly.
A few Minutes Later
Miles was back at his house, taking a fresh shower and brushing his teeth at the same time! He was REALLY trying his hardest to get the sweaty musk and the dried pussy juices out of himself.
"Ahhhh I'm so tired, might as well eat something as I get there or else who knows what may happen, sorry Slinky I play more with you when I have the time"
His pet worm whimpered a bit but gently smiled as he looked at his sweet amazing fish friend.
Miles pets him "I'll make sure you get a reward you when I get back"
Slicky smiles as he licks his owner's face in happiness, "Woof! Bark!"
"Well up and away I guess, can't let the others wait too long"
The blue fish dried himself up, put his clothes on, brought the last two vials of the power source that Lotus made just in case of an emergency and headed downstairs.
He then grabbed his wallet and headed to the door.
"You better make one hell of a show Squidward, I could be sleeping right now"
The blue fish then headed outside, hoping that tonight would be worth it… and if it wasn't… Well, there's always a thicc shark lady that can have fun with him…
Meanwhile…
In a place far away from there, something evil was brewing.
The small army from earlier was increasingly becoming bigger than before.
"Heh… Yes… Yes…" The unknown evil-doer himself spoke before looking at the drawer picture of SpongeBob on the wall.
Soon enough this little yellow prick was going to pay and it would be slow and painful, oh how he could not wait for it.
He then opens the barred-window from the outside and declares, "Rise, my jellion soldiers…RRRIIIISSSSEEEE!"
And just like an armada coming fresh out of the womb breed for war the green colored creatures are now coming to his command.
Green creatures, red creatures, orange creatures, pink creatures, etc… the whole entire army was ready…
"First bikini bottom...then THE WHOLE SEVEN SEAS!"
The jellyfish and the creatures then went outside, coming out from the hole and out to Bikini Bottom… Setting off their second invasion for the first time in years…
It was going to be a Big Party. And speaking of a Big Party…
Back with the Gang…
Glove World looked amazing at this time of night… Fireworks popping out in the sky, travelers enjoying meals, friends and family making memories…
"Man, I never get tired of coming here," A certain yellow spongy fellow said.
"MmmHmm!" A certain pinky star fellow agreed while eating his food.
SpongeBob and Patrick, Bikini Bottom best friend Duo had arrived at Glove world and were already having a good time.
It was Nine PM on this wonderful night, and they couldn't wait to get started.
"Cmon Patrick! Lets go before it gets too full, Squidward performance is about to start. I'm sure of it" SpongeBob said with a smile.
Patrick was still eating his food with a huge smile on his face. He nodded before swallowing his food down his throat.
"You got it, SpongeBob!" Patrick said with a smile, "I gotta say, I've never seen Squidward this happy since the electricity incident"
"Yeah maybe something nice happened, who knows maybe that will stick longer. Squidward really needs a break"
"Yeah, haha! Hopefully he won't be too weird this time around"
…
There was a group of sharks waiting for a certain blue fish.
"Lotus, you said that he would be here a few minutes ago!" Amelia screamed, wanting to see her boy toy.
"Give the guy a break sis, he was doing his own things but he said he would be here, just be a bit more patient" Lotus said.
"I agree with Lotus," John said with a stern look, "We're here to have a good night, not act like spoiled kids"
"Yeah, sis. You need to CHILL OUT~" Connor replies with a laugh and a rude smirk on his face.
Amelia gave Connor a murderous look before she sighs in relent, mostly to her father "Do you guys even like Glove world?"
"This place reminds me of the amusement park I once went to as a kid… I had such good memories there… so I figured I would make good memories here" He explains to his daughter.
"Ugh, you could've gone to a different place then… this place is literally for kids!" Amelia complains.
That was when Tina walked up to her daughter, "Now, now, Amelia, you can either be a good little girl tonight… Or…" She got closer to her daughter and whispered into her ear so her family won't hear it, "You can say goodbye to your boy toy once your father finds out~"
Of course, she wasn't really going to let that happen, but she had to keep her sweet baby girl in line… and it was working.
As Amelia's eyes widened slightly at her mother's words, she clenched her fists in frustration but forced a smile.
"Fine… I'll be good," she muttered, turning away from the group with her arms crossed
"Good girl" Tina smiled before patting her on the head.
That was when they heard someone shouting in their direction.
"Hey Guys! I'm here!" A certain blue fish called out as he jogged towards them.
As the blue fish jogged towards them, his outfit screamed casual comfort, perfect for a day at the amusement park. He was wearing a simple graphic tee with a fun, ocean-themed print, perfectly matching his aquatic nature. The shirt, made from a soft cotton fabric, had a slightly relaxed fit, allowing him to move freely as he jogged.
On his lower half, he sported a pair of denim shorts that stopped just above the knee, offering both style and breathability. His sneakers, a pair of well-worn but sturdy canvas shoes, had a splash of color that contrast nicely with his overall look.
"About time you showed up, Fishsticks," Connor says while giving him a smirk.
"Well, sorry that I'm late, heh" Miles said before he saw Amelia coming towards him at full speed, "Uh oh…"
"YOUR LATE!" She said while Glomping him.
"Ack!" Miles freaked out before getting squashed into the ground, "Uuuugggghhhhhh…"
Lotus just sigh "Sis...cmon"
Connor just laughs "Oh shit! He dead! Hahaha"
Tina giggles at the sight while John shook his head out of amusement and disappointment, "Amelia, we talked about glomping people, especially fishes. They'll get the wrong idea"
"Dear let your friend over there breathe a little, remember that we are a bit bigger than most, also you're gonna bring too much attention" Her mother said.
She was right… A few people started to look at the shark gal weirdly, especially a certain female sea bear.
"Oh my god! Is Miles okay down there?!" Jennifer Brooklyn Bear asked out of concern.
The blue fish recognized her voice from her, "H—Hello Mrs… J—Jennifer…"
Amelia then gets up, before dusting herself a bit "You two know each other?"
"M—Met her after the beach party…" Miles said, groaning in pain and secretly pleasure.
"Yes. I met him and his squirrel friend when he was helping her" She spoke her before explaining her story, "He was just helping that poor sweet squirrel out because she gotten drunk, but I thought he was taking advantage and being a pervert, so I umm… knocked him out and tied his arm up, hehe…"
"First time that ever happened to me...not the getting knocked out by a beauty but the accusation hehe, lucky me, am i right?" Miles said sheepishly.
Lotus just sighs and picks him up, "I'm just glad that you didn't get imprisoned falsely because of her…"
"She was just looking out for Sandy" Miles defends her, "I would've done the same.
However, unknown to them, hearing that name made Amelia pretty judgmental and jealous.
"How are you doing Mrs Jennifer? Enjoying Glove world?" Miles asked.
"I sure am, Miles!" Mrs Jennifer replied while smiling, "I'm with my son and daughter right now"
"Thats cool, I came here today to meet up with my friend and see another ones music show, which I should probably go to right now"
"Well, I'll see you later then. Mikey and Lisa would've loved to meet you, kid"
"Hopefully we get to meet them one day, i'm always around here or there in Bikini bottom" He said with a wave.
"Bye sweetie!" She said with a wave as well while she walked away.
"Huh… she's cute" Connor comments.
"Connor!" John looked at his son sternly.
"What? I'm just saying!"
Lotus just giggles "At least he used something as simple as cute, anyway shall we start our day?"
"Yes please!" Miles starts, trying to get away from Amelia but she quickly holds his fin firmly.
"Well I for once am famished! And would like to try some of that amusement park food" Tina said with excitement.
John smiled at his wife and kissed her cheek, "That does sound good, babe~"
"HECK YEAH! I want some corn dogs" Connor shouted, pumping his fists.
"I want cotton candy!" Lotus exclaims in joy before grabbing Miles' other fin.
"I don't care what I get, as long as we're having fun!" Miles spoke with a smile.
Tonight hopefully was going to be all fun and games...right?
… Right…?
At the other section
Squidward was practicing on his clarinet, getting ready to show everyone why he's the star of the show.
"Alright Squidward, get yourself together. Tonight is finally the moment where you show everyone in Bikini Bottom how much talent you have" He said to himself while looking at the mirror.
He had done this for years, and now, thanks to the strange yet friendly blue fish Miles, he felt that he's got what it takes to shine once and for all.
"Maybe not everyone in this place is an idiot after all" Squidward said with a small smile.
That was when his phone rang, causing the octopus squid to run around in annoyance.
"Guh, who would be calling me at this important moment?!"
He let go of his priceless musical instrument, before grabbing his phone and answering it.
"Yes? Squidward talking here who is?"
"Ah, Mr. Squidward, glad that you're here ri-" The caller was about to say when Squidward interrupted.
"OH No you don't, you cheap-crab! You're not pulling me out to work during my time to shine! Not today!"
"Well on contrary to what you may believe, I am not here to ask you to do more work. No, something else has gotten my attention tonight" Krabs sounded serious.
"Something serious?! Yeah, right! You're just saying that so you can pull me out to work!" Squidward shouted, not believing his boss, "Whether you support me or not, I'm not leaving!"
While he was yelling, he failed to notice a jellion jellyfish staring at the window.
"I don't care if it's ghosts, I don't if it's the Flying Dutchman, I don't care if it's Plankton trying to steal the Krabby Patty Formula again, I don't care if it's an invasion, I don't even care if SpongeBob wants to talk to me! Nothing is going to make me leave this sp-"
He was about to say more when he heard noises from behind. He looked at the window and saw the jellion jellyfish.
"Zzzrrbt" The jellyfish waved its tentacle.
"What the barnacles?" He said looking confused at the weird Jellyfish.
"Hello? Are you still there? Squidwrad?" Mr. Krabs tried to keep talking.
When Squidward saw the jellyfish's eyes, he knew that something was up… Especially when he was getting unpleasant memories of… *them*
He then went back to his phone, "Um, Mr. Krabs, you said something about something serious happening at night?" He asked, now believing him.
"Aye Mr. Squidward I have this feeling on the back of my shell that certain things be happening and they are not pleasant"
Squidward nodded and asked, "And?"
"Well, I need you to find SpongeBob and Patrick and take them to my restaurant. Stop by to your homes and grab anything of value and make sure that you're not followed"
Squidward then drops the phone and runs out of the building.
"Got it, Mr. Squidward? Huh? Squidward?" Krabs asked, unaware that Squidward dropped the phone and left the room.
"What are those things? Something doesn't feel right, I feel like I'm being observed"
The octopus didn't know what was going on… but whatever it was… it was going to be deadly…
Meanwhile…
A Glove Mascot scares the crap out of SpongeBob and Patrick before kidnapping the Yellow Sea Sponge and running away.
"AAAAHHHHH! PATRICK!"
"SPONGEBOB!"
Patrick didn't know what happened but he knew one thing! He had to help his best friend so he ran, trying to keep up and catch that Jerk of a mascot.
"Don't Worry, SpongeBob! I'll save you!"
"Hehehe!" The Glove Mascot laughed as he carried SpongeBob away.
"Give me back my best friend, you jerk! He was gonna pay for our snacks!"
Patrick tries to run as much as his chubby move allows him too, while having to dodge from civilians and obstacles that were in the way, trying to prevent him from catching the glove, who was surprisingly fast for someone running in that costume while carrying his friend.
...
While Patrick was going after his kidnapped friend, our blue hero was doing some running on his own… Nope, not from Amelia this time…
"What the heck is happening right now?!" Miles asked the shark family who were running with him.
"No idea! But I think it would be great to find a hiding spot" Lotus said as they were running from the Jellions.
"Gee… You think?!" Connor argued as he too was running away with them.
"Why don't you do something? I thought you were the tough one" Miles tells Connor.
"Oh shut it!"
"Miles, sweetie, we got bigger problems!" Amelia adds as she sees more people getting either kidnapped or killed.
"Oh my goodness…" Tina gasped out of fear and sadness.
"Oh my god…" John gasped out of fear, frustration and disgust, "And people say us Sharks are bad!"
"N-No...There are actually casualties? What the hell, we gotta do something" Miles said, already thinking of the vials on his backpack "It's just a bunch of stupid jellyfish"
"I don't think these are jellyfish, man," Lotus said, getting worried, "They didn't have any eyes before… And even if they did, they're not supposed to be black!"
"Where are the cops when we actually need their damn help?" Amelia grumbles.
That was when a group of jellion citizens tackled John and Connor.
"HEY! LET GO YOU DICKS!"
"CONNOR! HEY! YOU BASTARDS BETTER LET GO OF ME! Y'ALL KNOW WHO I AM?!"
Amelia let out a groan once she saw what was happening to her brother and father "Tch!"
The shark girl stopped on her tracks and did a U turn before tackling the Jellion tentacles that were holding her brother and father with her sharp teeth like a...well shark after smelling blood.
"Lay off my family, you urchins!"
The cloned citizens and the jellyfish jellions grabbed onto her next.
"Sis! Bro! Father!" Lotus yelled and was about to step up when Tina stopped him.
"Lotus, you and Miles go… These bitches… Are… MINE!" She then roars before jumping into the air and smashing the people like a BOSS!
"Wow…" Miles spoke in awe, "Your mom's so cool…"
"Yeah, most people think Dad is that scary one but they never saw my mama go full feral" Lotus thought, looking at his dad, not sure if he really wanted to go "They'll be fine, lets go! We think of a plan and come back later"
"Right!"
The two boys were running away again like Tina told them to while she was dealing with these creeps.
However, while they were running, they failed to notice that they were being watched.
"God damn it! Where are we even meant to go? We need someone competent to help" Miles said, feeling without a path.
"I'll think of something, dude!" Lotus tells him, "Man, I wish I bought the other vi-" He was about to say when a tentacle grabbed his leg.
"Whoa!" He screamed.
"LOTUS!" Miles tried to reach for his friend.
The blue fish was able to grab his friend's hand, but the tentacle was too strong.
"M—Miles… G—Get to the house… That's where the vials that I made are… I've made a few m—more after you left"
"I'm not leaving without you, man!" Miles states, trying his best to save his best friend, "Mindy trained us for this! I won't le-" That was when something else knocked him out by hitting him in the head.
"ACK!"
Then suddenly everything went dark for him at that moment.
Moments Later…
There were a couple of jellion jellyfish carrying green cocoons in the sky, flying in to somewhere.
There was one cocoon that was shaking a bit though…
"Ngnn...uuuhh"
Yep… Miles was trying his best to escape from the jellions' clutches but his struggles seems to be in vain
'W-What is this? I feel...trapped' He felt his body sluggish and moist.
He continued to wiggle, trying to get out of this situation, but it wasn't enough… he was still stuck… And he doesn't even know what's going on!
"I-I gotta get out of here...D-Damn it let me go"
He had to get himself out and save not only Lotus but the rest of his family too.
The jellion jellyfishes that were carrying the cocoons started talking to each other.
"Zzzzrrttt" One spoke in glee as he was carrying the cocoon Miles was in.
'Smug ass Jellyfish,I don't care about your weird color, once I am out of here your toast!' Miles thought vengefully.
Well, he was about to get his wish sooner than he thought… Because that Jellion Jellyfish got shot by an energy shot, dropping the cocoon in the process.
"XZZrrtttz?" The Jellion that was holding Lotus looked confused at that.
"AAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH!" The blue fish who was still in the cocoon was screaming in pure fear as he fell to his doom.
"Gotcha!"
Someone thought had grabbed him as he fell, showcasing a level of strength.
"W-Who?" He looked up.
The person who cut up the cocoon and freed Miles from his predicament was no other… than his ex-girlfriend Wanda!
"Hey, Miles… Miss me?"
"Wanda?! W-What are you...how did you find me and why are you here?" He said in surprise, not expecting this turn of events.
Speaking of which, she looked very different from the last time he saw her
She was wearing a red mask, pink pants with red stripes on them and for some reason, she has a gun!
"Got prepared and saved my ex…~" She said with a sigh.
"I-I-Huh? Never mind they got Lotus! We gotta save him" Miles said, getting out of her arms, feeling his body wobbly but still up.
"Woah, woah, hold up, little Miles!" Wanda stops her ex, "You're not going anywhere while acting wobbly like that! Even if that was the case, the gun I got from that kid you mentioned takes a while to charge up on its own"
"You got that from him? B-But he is my friend. I can't let him go, they kill him!" He said, sounding desperate.
The pink clownfish sighs and tries to charge up the gun on her own but it was taking a while.
That was when the jellion jellyfishes that weren't carrying any cocoons looked down and saw the two fishes. They then started flying down there to capture them.
"Shit!" Miles curses before he gets into a karate stance, ready to throw down.
Wanda's gun finally charged up on its own, "FINALLY!" She then got into her fighting position, aiming her weapon.
"Those things are slippery and wont let go if they get you so be careful" Miles told her.
"I was about to say the same thing to you" Wanda replied with a smirk.
The jellions descended, their movements swift and menacing. Wanda fired her weapon, the energy blasts illuminating the dim surroundings. Two jellions were hit, emitting a sharp "Zzzzrrttt" before collapsing.
Miles, drawing from his martial arts training, engaged another jellion. He delivered a series of precise kicks and punches, but the creature's resilience was evident. It retaliated, wrapping its tentacles around Miles' arm, eliciting a wince of pain.
"Need some help?" Wanda called out, noticing his struggle.
"I've got this," Miles gritted out, twisting his arm to break free. With a final, powerful kick, he sent the jellion crashing into a nearby rock.
"Woah, you're not half bad, Miles"
"T—Thanks… This is all thanks to Sandy and her karate training program!"
"We cant be in the open for too long though or else an army of those things will come. We will save your friend but we gotta be smart about this"
Miles really didn't want to listen to his ex due to personal yet emotional issues… However, as much as he hates to admit it, she was right.
"GGGRRRRRR Tartar sauce..." He clenched his fist in rage as he sees the cocoon fly away "Whatever let's move"
They were about to make a break for it when a BIG jellion jellyfish grabbed them with its tentacles and threw them into the top of an old building.
"WHOAAA! What the hell?" He barely had enough time to understand what was happening and try to position himself.
"Ouch…" She slowly got up before grabbing her gun, loading and charging it up.
"By Neptune! Where did that come from? Phew, ok I'm still alive, what about you?"
"I'm fine… Damn, that was a hard fall… Oh shit…"
"What…? Oh… Oh god damn it…"
The two fish saw the big jellyfish jellion coming towards them. It then positioned itself into its own fighting stance.
"Great! Fantastic looks like we are going through a stage one final boss right off the start!" Miles shouted out of anger.
"Less yelling, more blasting!" Wanda shouted out of anger as well before aiming her gun at the jellyfish.
The much larger Jellion started roaring, even though it had no mouth, and its tentacles were smashing against the surface they were on, trying to kill them.
"Woah!"
The two of them jumped a few times so that they wouldn't get shocked by the electricity-waves.
"Eat this!"
Miles tossed a few pieces of the debris and kicked it towards its face like soccer balls.
Wanda was shocked by her ex-boyfriend's strength.
'Woah…'
She then turned around and shot its face a few times with her energy shots.
It groaned at these attacks, it was doing damage to it, stunning and stinging. But also making it mad!
It raised its tentacles before shooting electricity into the ground, now trying to fry his prey into his crispy meal!
BEWB BEWB BEWB
"Shit!"
Wanda quickly grabbed Miles' fin and the both of them ran behind a rock, shielding themselves from its attacks.
"Damn that thing is a menace, how are we gonna get rid of it? What are these things' weaknesses?" Miles asked, not knowing what to do.
"I don't even know! My gun is giving them damage but it ain't even strong enough to kill that thing" Wanda screamed before eyeing a medium mayo container on the ground, "What th—?!"
"What?" Miles turns around and sees it too, "Is that a Mayo container?"
"Apparently, but it's just mayo, not anything actually useful," Wanda said.
"Hmmm…" The blue fish then grabbed the container before throwing it into the air.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"About to conduct an experiment"
Miles then moved his fins around before making a big bubble which caught the container inside.
'This is my last ditch-effort… Hope it'll work…'
Like he was being guided by pure instinct, Miles blew that bubble with swiftness towards his enemy, hoping for a miracle.
And by some miracle… IT WORKED!
"ZZZZZZZZRRRRRAAAAAUUUGGGHHHHHH"
The big jellion jellyfish screamed in pure agony before exploding into goo.
"What...The fuck?" Wanda looked beyond confusion, mouth agape and all.
"Wow… I'm just as surprised as you are," Miles says as he too was shocked that his experiment actually worked out well like that.
"Dude! You just randomly throw MAYO! At that thing and it exploded like barnacles know how!" Wanda seemed not to understand.
"Hey! How was I supposed to know that one of my plans was ACTUALLY going to work?!" Miles asked her since he didn't understand either, "We're both new to this whole alien invasion thing so of course we're confused as fuck right now!"
"Well at least I didn't go randomly throwing condiments in the air" Wanda inhaled deeply before calming down "You know what that means right? We found their weakness"
"You're… You're right! Man, I can't believe it!" Miles cheered before giving his ex a big hug. He then realized what he was doing and quickly let her go and turned around, "W—Well, now that it's over…"
"I gotta say I didn't think about what to do after this, should we go back to your place? Or somewhere else?" She asked.
"Hmmm… Well, I guess we could go to— WAIT! OH NO! SLICKY!" He freaked out once he remembered, "I left my pet slash best friend at my house alone!"
"I suppose you want to run over there first?" Wanda sighs "Fine I won't be able to stop you anyhow"
Miles looks at his ex before sighing to himself, "Wanda, I know that we hate each other, but if we're going to survive this… We… We gotta… Work…"
"Together?" Wanda finished his sentence with a simple look on her face
"Yeah, apparently bikini Bottom is being invaded by these things and we need all the help we can get"
"Hmmm… Fine… Besides, you'd be lost without me, and until we find more allies, I get to keep you all to myself without any competition"
"I'm well aware of it…" Wanda grumbled as she loaded her gun, "I'm just saying that I don't have to deal with that shark-bitch, the spoiled brat whale and that fat-ass squirrel"
The pink clownfish then jumped off the old building before landing onto the ground — Black Widow Style.
"Now let's stop testing our luck Miles, tonight is gonna be a long one"
The blue fish nodded before jumping off the building and landed next to his ex.
"When did you learn to be like Black Widow?" He asked with a smirk.
"Who?" Wanda looked confused "I just do a lot of calisthenics and gymnastics, not everyone needs to be a meathead like that shark girl"
"I was talking about that superhero from Marvel" He remarks to her with a sigh before leading the way.
"Hahaha Nerd!" She said before bumping his shoulder and following him.
He groans, "I'm SO glad that I'm with you on this adventure"
After that the two were making sure to hide in the shadows and be quiet as much as possible as to not try to get anyones attention, in case enemies were around, especially when they could fly.
…
Back at Glove World
Patrick was able to save his best friend SpongeBob from the clutches from the Glove World Staff and the nerdy fish dude.
However, as the two friends walked out of the maze, they looked around and saw the mayhem that was upon them.
"Whoa! Patrick, do you see this? It's like a warzone out here" Spongebob said, surprised and worried.
"I—I can see that, SpongeBob," Patrick remarks while shaking a bit, "What's going on here?! We were supposed to cheer on Squidward, and now this is happening!"
The yellow sponge was confused as well until he saw familiar black eyes on several citizens and jellyfish… That was when everything clicked into his head.
"OH. MY. GOSH!" Spongebob dramatically grabs Patrick "Patrick! They're back! The...Jellions" He says with as much bitterness he could muster, which was not much but it was something.
"The jell-what now?" Patrick asked, confused of what his friend just said, "You mean the jellyfish, right?"
"No Patrick! They are nothing like those magnificent creatures, instead they are green! Have black beady eyes of hate. They capture you, replace you, and are devilish!"
"T—That explains why the pink jellyfish have black eyes… I don't think they had eyes… WAIT! How do you know all of this?!"
"Because all of this has happened before Patrick, me and Sandy had to deal with them"
"You and Sandy dealt with them?! Awesome! That means we might have a chance to— AHHHH! BIG SCARY GLOVE!"
The yellow sponge turned around and indeed saw the glove. Patrick also turned around and saw the other glove staring at him.
"Oh for the love of! We don't have time to deal with you guys, sho sho! Go away" Spongebob shouted.
The Glove Staff didn't listen to the sponge and started approaching them until one of them was splashed by Mayo and died from it once it exploded into nothingness from behind, revealing the handsome performer himself.
The best friend duo laid their eyes upon their savior, "Squidward!
The left glove saw what the octopus squid did to its companion and ran away in fear, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Bunch of annoying urchins, that's for ruining my performance" He said, trying to look cool.
"Squidward, you're the greatest" the sponge said with a smile
"Yeah you both own me one, and apparently whatever these things are they seem to be weak to mayo. Weird weakness ever"
"Hahahaha! That is weird" Patrick agreed, "Welp, it's a good thing that SpongeBob and Sandy fought these ummm j—jell… OH! Jellions! They beat the Jellions before!"
"You did?" Squidward raised a brow "Well then mister slayer of jellions, what should we be doing now then?"
"Well, first, we need to get a few things from our houses… Then, we need to get some mayo… Lots and LOTS of it!" SpongeBob replies.
"Yeah! For at least a few sandwiches" Patrick said
"Patrick…"
"What?! I'm hungry!"
"You just ate!"
"Yeah, but my tummy isn't full!"
SpongeBob groans annoyingly before looking at his squiddy pal, "Squidward, could you please take us to our homes so we can get our stuff? I promise that after this whole mess, you won't see my face for a month"
"That does sound tempting, though we need a vehicle to get there quickly. I am not going on foot with those things around"
"Hmmm… Hey, guys! Look! A conventional boat mobile over there!" Patrick calls out as he points the direction of where the vehicle was at.
"Alright! Sweet mother of convenience, let's go!" Spongebob said.
The trio then went towards the boat mobile, hopped in and drove out of Glove World.
That was when Squidward asked the sponge one question…
"HOW IN NEPTUNE ARE YOU DRIVING?!"
"..." Spongebob looked at himself and them, almost as if he was trying to learn for an idea "Adrenaline? Hehehe anyway I can drive now so lets go"
Squidward looks at Patrick next, possibly asking for an explanation.
However, Patrick's answer was, "I don't even know myself, Squidward."
Squidward sighs "Can't believe i am saying this but...drive away Spongebob"
"You got it, Squidward!" SpongeBob does the salute as he keeps on driving the boat mobile.
Meanwhile… With Krabs At 10 PM
Mr. Krabs was driving down the road from his restaurant, The Krusty Krab. He needed to get three things from his house… His daughter, his secret weapon and his money!
"Darn my rotten luck tonight, I gotta make sure I get there and fast" He said, stepping on the gas.
If he wasn't there on time, something bad could happen to his sweet daughter! He was sure that Pearl would stay at the house (unaware that she snuck out) and sleep all day. He was praying that Pearl was still there.
It didn't took much longer after that and he arrived at his house, for some reason it felt ominous at this hour with all that was happening.
"Ohhh… I hope Pearl is okay in there" Krabs mutters to himself in concern before walking towards his house.
...
With key in hand he opens the door and walks inside, so far it was all calm and dandy, the only sound being the clicking of the father clock which now was louder than ever, almost like one single sound in all this silence was making him focus on it.
"Focus Eugene, you don't have time to spare"
He walked up to the upstairs, "Before I even touch my money, I gotta make sure that Pearl is safe!"
As he finished walking upstairs, he spotted a jellyfish sleeping on the floor.
"Huh...weird, how did that get here?"
The jellyfish then woke up, saw the crab and swam away in a heartbeat.
Mr. Krabs, although confused, decided to push that thought away and check his daughter's bedroom.
He then went to the bedroom door and grabbed the handle. All he saw was his daughter sleeping.
"Phew… Pearl is safe… Thank Neptune! I almost thought that she was gonna sneak out of the house"
He then saw a one dollar bill in her drawer.
"Ah, there's a few of them already!"
For whatever reason he could think, Mr. Krabs' money was all over the house in different areas and he would have to find them on his own.
Once he grabbed the dollar from the drawer, he quietly left Pearl's bedroom, turned off the lights and closed the door.
However… He was unaware that searching for his money would become his greatest mistake…
"Hmmm...this floor is awfully creaky"
He didn't know why the floor was creaky… Okay, sometimes, it's creaky, but it wasn't this creaky before.
"Cheap wood ass floor" He said before walking around to look for more of his money.
So far, he found four dollars before finding the fifth dollar.
"Hehehe, so- Huh?"
He looked up and saw his daughter sleepwalking… Why was she sleeping and walking at the same time?
'Is me daughter sleep walking? This has not happened in ages'
Why would she sleepwalk now, especially in the middle of a jellion apocalypse?! Although, he isn't one to judge. Not to mention that he needed to collect the rest of his money.
'I'll wake Pearl up once I get the rest of me money… In the meantime, it'll be best to avoid her'
Though there were certain things in play that would not let him have such a nice and peaceful getaway.
Not only did he had to avoid his sleepwalking whale of a daughter, he also had to stay one step ahead of the jellion jellyfish who came back for some reason.
He did find 5 more dollars during his search, meaning he now has nine in his claws.
"Geez annoying little things, how do I get rid of them?"
But then something else happens, the father clock starts ringing, LOUDLY and that was attracting attention. Her angry yelling could be heard from afar.
He tripped in fear and quickly hid under the box. He has seen his daughter's anger come into play… A few boys either got beaten into a pulp or had their fins broken due to her… His boy SpongeBob's feelings were hurt as well and that caused the sponge to yell at her back, and he couldn't blame him at all.
'Geez something feels wrong, was Pearl always this touchy in her sleep?' He thought to himself.
The whale angrily walked downstairs and looked around the room… before closing her eyes again and went back to sleepwalking.
'Hmmm...something tells me I should really get out of here, but I'm so close to get the rest of my money'
He really was… He needed to find six more dollars before he could get his secret weapon and wake up his daughter…
So, he took a few deep breaths and continued searching while avoiding the jellyfish and his sleepwalking whale of a daughter.
"Get out of here, annoying little pests, this house is pest free" Krabs said, swinging his claw around.
The jellyfish jellion starts moving away from the crustacean as he didn't want to get pinch, leaving Krabs alone for the time being.
Krabs then went to the roof of his house and found another one of his dollars.
"Hehehehe, pretty easy, not sure why is in here of all places but this is too easy, nothing can stop me now"
He then went downstairs again, but he saw his daughter awake again so he hid behind the wall.
Pearl looked around twice before heading back to sleep… she then bends over, shaking her ass!
'What in Neptune is she doing?!'
"ZZZzzz...oh yeah...ZZZZz you like it little man?" It spoke as it snored.
'Little man? Oh no, is she talking in her dreams again?' Krabs asked while chuckling to himself quietly.
Sometimes he found it amusing to see his daughter talk to her sleep, even when the situation is dire… However, what she said next was…
"No, don't worry, daddy won't find out...ZZZZZ about it" She said with a giggle to her voice, sounding loving.
'Aw, me daughter thinks I won't- Wait…. Find out about what?' Krabs asked, now curious about it.
Yes, he should be getting his money, his secret weapon and then his daughter before leaving the house, but listening to his daughter talking in her sleep was getting increasingly interesting… He wanted to know who this little man was and what he won't find out about…
'Come on, Pearl, say it… Find out about what…?~'
"ZZZZz...hmmm...Krabby Patties, slurp slurp haha...zzzz" Then she went back into random things.
'Dang it, I really wanted to know who this little man is she was sleep-talking about' Krabs grumbled to himself a bit.
But the fact she was doing... That… with her backside while thinking about someone, does that mean she had a secret boyfriend or something?
'Hmmm….. I'll wake her up and ask her about her dreams once I get the rest of me money'
The crustacean then quietly moved away from the wall and went to the bathroom.
He then looked into the empty tub and saw two dollars in there, "Jackpot, come to papa, my beautiful favorite shade of green!"
That was 12 dollars on him now… He just needs to find three more and that's it.
"Feels like forever ever since I'm doing this, almost feels like an elaborate treasure hunt of items scattered in my own house for no reason"
The old crab then remembered that there were two left in the basement downstairs.
He decided to head there quickly there because that was also where his secret weapon was at.
He was about to reach there when he saw Pearl waking up again. He hid once more so the whale couldn't see him.
'Man, talk about sleep problems, why does she keep walking around the house? Is almost like she is looking for something'
She then started swaying her hips and ass as she sleepwalks around the house.
'God Damn it Pearl, I told you to stop watching those damn videos, now me daughter is acting so shameless even in her dreams'
He was SOOOOO going to have a stern talk with his daughter once this was all over.
Mr. Krabs then finally got to the basement and got the last two dollars from the cabinet.
"Yes! Finally, I got all of it, took long enough like geez, but a job well done"
He then looked and walked upon the secret weapon he had made…
"There you are beautiful, now this is true craftsmanship"
With the secret weapon he has in his claws, those alien creeps won't stand a chance! Now he can wake up his daughter so the two of them can get out of here and meet up with the others.
That was when the lights abruptly shut off by itself.
"What in Neptune's name? What happened? Did someone cut the lights?"
He then heard his daughter's angry growl from upstairs.
"Uh oh… I think my daughter's upset…"
"GRRRAAAAHH" Her yell was heard from the living room.
Mr. Krabs gulped, realizing that waking up his daughter won't be an issue anymore.
"Well, hopefully she won't be too upset about seeing SpongeBob again.." He joked to himself.
If only THAT was the case… Anyways, with the secret weapon in tow, the old crab got out of the basement and headed upstairs.
'Ok just do this carefully, pay attention to your surroundings and you be fine, its just your daughter, not a monster'
He was about to find that out the hard way…
He started looking for his daughter in different rooms but he couldn't find her.
"Pearl, we gotta get going. It's an alien invasion happening! Now, if you come out and get along with SpongeBob, I'll take you to any movie you want after this… Within Reason"
"Miles..." She starts talking.
"Eh? Miles?" Krabs sounded confused.
"Where are you little fish? Did you leave me to see that stupid shark girl?"
"Left you? Stupid shark girl?" Krabs was getting more confused.
It seems that his daughter and Miles had a connection somehow… although, the old crab hired the blue fish to be Pearl's bodyguard… but wait a Neptune minute…
"I will make you pay! You're not leaving anymore! I will keep you here! You look only at me! I'm better than her!" Her stomps increased.
"Oh barnacles!" Mr. Krabs said, trying to run and hide.
The old crab ran and ran while sweating. He didn't know why his daughter was getting this angry and it might have something to do with Miles and this shark girl.
'Did Miles and my daughter… No, no! They couldn't… They wouldn't! R—Right…?'
Mr. Krabs ducked into the nearest closet, his heart pounding as Pearl's stomps grew louder. The whole house trembled with each step, and Krabs could hear her frustrated growls echoing through the walls.
"Where are you, Miles?! You can't hide forever!" Pearl's voice was an angry snarl, laced with a strange bitterness.
Krabs wiped the sweat from his brow, clutching his secret weapon tighter. He still wasn't sure what had happened between Pearl and Miles, but this wasn't the time to be pondering teenage drama. He needed to calm her down before she tore the whole house apart. The last thing they needed, in the middle of an invasion, was for Pearl to lose control.
Carefully peeking through the slats of the closet door, he could see her massive figure pass by, her eyes blazing with anger and her hands clenched into fists.
"Miles, if you don't come out this instant, I'm gonna FLATTEN YOU WITH MY ASS!" She screamed in pure fury before marching out of the room.
'Miles, what did you do to me daughter?!' Krabs thought to himself before spotting another potential hiding place for him to use.
At this point he would have to leave the house and wait for her to calm down before talking to her again. If he tries to talk to her now, would that even work?
'Miles, when I find you…'
The old crustacean quietly got out of his hiding spot and finally got to the living room. He then eyed the front door.
'OOoOHM~' He mentally groaned 'I can't leave now, this is not the time to leave her alone, c'mon Krabs, think! You know your daughter better than anyone right? Surely there is a way to deal with this'
The old crab was thinking hard in his head. There's gotta be something that could calm down his daughter and wake her up at the same time without causing a panic.
'Let's see where she is right now' He peeks around, trying to notice her in this darkness. 'She must be around here, why is everything suddenly so quiet?'
That was when he heard someone's voice… A voice he knew too well.
"Oh Miles…"
"P—Pearl?"
"I can see you, I can hear you and I am approaching QUICKLY!" She screamed loudly, her steps now loud and clear once again.
THUD THUD THUD
"W—Wait, wait, wait!" Krabs called out, trying to stop and wake up his daughter out of her trance, "It's your dad! Not the blue fish Miles! He isn't even here… Wait, is he your boyfriend?"
There was a moment of silence, and for a second, Krabs thought maybe she'd snapped out of it.
But then, Pearl's voice, low and menacing, came from the hallway "You think you can hide him from me, Daddy?"
Krabs froze, realizing too late that Pearl wasn't just upset, she wasn't herself at all.
"I know Miles is here somewhere," Pearl continued, her voice growing more erratic. "And when I find him, he's going to regret ever leaving me for that shark girl!"
"Shark girl?! What are yo— HOLY NEPTUNE!" Krabs screamed in fear as he saw his daughter coming towards him at full speed!
Fearing for his life a little bit since he had never seen his daughter this aggressive before and the darkness not making him feel any better, the stress took over him for a split second, making the owner of the Krusty Krab use something to defend himself.
"I-I'm Sorry!"
Hopefully his secret weapon will wake her up and calm her down. Sure, she'll have a messy outfit but he can always buy her a new one!
Anyways, he started blasting mayonnaise at Pearl, hoping that it would wake her up, or at the very least slow her down!
"AHHHHHRH!"
Though something else entirely happened instead, rather than having a messy outfit and waking up annoyed, 'Pearl' screamed in pain as if she was being showered by ACID!
"P—Pearl?!" Krabs' eyes widened as he saw his daughter in pain.
That was when "Pearl" was leaking green goo into the floor before falling down, melting in the process, becoming nothing but a green gooey puddle.
Mr. Krabs was left speechless and horrified at what had transpired in front of him, his daughter, or at least what he thought was his daughter had melted in a puddle of good and mayo in front of him...that was not his daughter.
For a minute, he thought he killed his own daughter. She may be a brat at times, but he would NEVER do that in his life.
But anyways, if that wasn't his daughter… that means… Pearl is still alive! However, that also means that she snuck out of the house… WITHOUT his knowledge and during an invasion!
"This...is an IMPOSTER!" He shouted "B-But that means...where is me little girl?" He asked, now feeling much more alone.
He knew what he must do…
Outside of Mr. Krabs' House
The old crab walked towards his boat mobile before looking at two items in his claws…
One how'd a bag of money he collected… The other held a pocket lock with a picture of a baby Pearl holding his claw.
Two feelings...
Regret: For going for his money first.
And...
Determination: He would get her back no matter what.
He dropped his bag of money, got into the car and drove down the street.
"I'm going to find you Pearl… And I won't get mad at you again…" 'But as for you, Miles, once I find you… you and I need to have a talk…'
AND THAT WAS CHAPTER 22... And the Beginning of Around the Clock at Bikini Bottom! I'm so glad that my best friend and I were able to get this done and ready! I was planning to do this for awhile back at Season 2, but I missed plenty of chances... That, and I've been busy most of the time throughout my life. But now... Miles is about to have the fight of his life... in BOTH WAYS!
Will he be able to get along with his ex-girlfriend and save Lotus and Slicky while doing so? Will he find other survivors?! Will he save the day and stop the Jellions?! Find out in the next episode/chapter of Miles' Adventures! Don't Miss It!
MAY GOD BLESS US ALL!
