"Arceus damn it! I hate this cave!" I exclaim out, causing Samurai and Kaiser who I deployed to give us light to give me an annoyed look.
"I know man but you've been complaining for like 23 hours," Samurai stated causing me to respond.
"First of all, that's a lie, I haven't been complaining THAT much and second, I have an idea! It's really hot in here so I'll sort that issue while letting all of Pokemon train!" I reply, causing Samurai to respond.
"What do mean the that dude? Everyone's tired and wasting the rest of your Pokemon's energy won't help."
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Samurai, Samurai, Samurai.
So young and naive. At this point he should know that I have strats for everything.
I'll become the Champion of Kanto, find a legendary, and do whatever else future me has in store!
And you can believe that! Speaking of which, remaking shows and manga from my first world for money might not be a bad idea!
Most of the Pokemon entertainment world is filled with Pokemon Trainers who did decently well in a tournament and decide to abandon all of their skills and goals for cash, and bunch of bimbos, and clout.
Clout.
The down fall of many before, many now, and many to come.
Motherfucking Clout.
Damn! I'm proud of myself for making that subpar poem on the fly!
"Samurai, I thought you many things, by now should know that I have a plane for everything!" I say.
"The way that'll do this is that I'll release Yuki and Reina. And Reina has the move Life Dew. A water type move that heals itself and its allies by 25%." I explain, releasing my Pokemon before Samurai responded.
"Won't Reina get tired though?"
"Nah, Clefairy are naturally great at healing at this improve her stamina. Won't it girl!" I finish grabbing Clefairy for a hug that I responded with.
"Oh, who's a good girl?"
"Clefairy!" She repeated in excitement.
Samurai has going to comment on something again, but before that, I interrupted him.
"And before you say it, I'll even pick them all up so that they can relax their feet!" I grin, placing Clefairy on my head while sweeping up Yuki and Reina to them on my left and right shoulder respectively. Once again he going to say something before I interjected.
"Come on Samurai, there's no need to worry, I've got it all figured out!" As I continue the one-person conversation, Samurai yelled so loud, it broke my concentration to the point where I nearly dropped my Pokemon before I quickly picked them all up.
Reina is a godsend with this gravity training.
"ALEX!"
"Yea?"
"Do you here that?" Samurai said, raising his eyebrow and pointing in a random direction.
Placing my hand behind my ear, I could just barely hear a very faint voice.
"Help... help me please..."
"What the?" I exclaim in confusion.
"Yeah! Now come on let's go we don't have a clue on what happened to the person!" Samurai yelled before running in a direction while deploying his Scyther.
Shit!
God damn it Samurai! I could've sworn you were a bit more conservative!
I can't see Ash, Misty, or Brock anywhere here so they might've left here already with Seymour.
But wait.
Wait a second...
The lights are still up, we've barely seen any Pokemon, and there's no trace of Ash and the gang anywhere.
So it's either Ash and company has left with out issue with Seymour but didn't solve the issue of the lights, They left but Seymour got caught in something, or worst case scenario, Ash was captured by Team Rocket.
The severity of the situation hit me like a freight train.
Before I even realized, my Pokemon were running after me as I dash to where Samurai was running.
Due to my gravity training, I quickly caught up to Samurai.
Silently following him, we found the location of the sounds.
And what we saw was completely off track.
Just me holding up Samurai for those weeks, caused a butterfly effect like this?
Seymour was wrapped in metal chains, with those Team Rocket scum being too lazy to even cover his mouth, he was still speaking, but just barely.
"Who... who.." Seymour said tiredly.
"Samurai go into my backpack and grab some water and berries for him! I'll get to the bottom of this! Once he's recovered enough ask him on what happened!" I say before looking around, seeing a tunnel with a metal pipe and Pokeballs.
Likely Seymour's Pokeballs, but just left out of his reach to torture him.
To protect the world from devastation?
Those pathetic fucking pricks!
"Also Reina, I'll need you to stay here so you can heal him up okay! Use either Life Dew or Heal Pulse it doesn't matter!" I command, getting her straight to work following Samurai.
"Kaiser, Yuki, come with me! We're stopping Team Rocket!" I shout, causing the 2 Pokemon to follow me.
"This is really going to be a problem!" Following the crude path of supplies, materials, and lights, I slowly get closer and closer to the goal.
I was gradually hearing more and more chatter; the Team Rocket sacks of shit really should learn to better cover up their filthy crimes and shenanigans.
The only things that they did that were big that I can remember off the top of my head.
Were them sinking St. Anne or SS. Anne if your more inclined towards the English dub.
And of course, Mewtwo.
I wonder if I could convince him to join my team!
Mewtwo is a crazily overpowered Pokemon and I'm pretty sure his Mega Evolutions were never shown in cannon.
Now that I'm relaxing a bit more at the prospect of the fucking main character being captured and Pikachu being stolen by James, Jessie, and fucking Meowth, I can review something that I've been thinking about since I came into this world. An idea so cool yet so illegal I couldn't put it into my notes since those are probably monitored by Professor Oak that I should really call up after this when I hit Cerulean!
This idea is like a machine that can copy and analyze Pokemon DNA to transform the host into that Pokemon.
An idea extremely similar, if not the same, to the Omnitrix!
Not only would this be useful, but it'll also give me more power instead of having to rely on my fire breathing dragon, vine swinging frog flower, and healing fairy creature.
For this idea to work, I'll probably have to use risky things like Giovanni's notes for creating Mewtwo.
Holy shit or I can use Bill!
The maniac created the entire Pokemon Storage System and in the games, fuses himself with a Clefairy and used a button to turn himself back.
This could be entirely useful! This could be revolutionary!
But the thing is, I'm in the anime version of this world.
In the anime, Bill is just the guy in the Lighthouse.
But...
Near the Lighthouse is that gargantuan Dragonite.
And there's the possibilities of studying Dittos to find an easier way to turn a human to a Pokemon for a limited amount of time until the Pokemon transforms back into a human.
At the same time, I don't have a clue on what on how that de-transformation process will work if the Cell Separation System won't work on the fly.
Or how being a Pokemon will feel like in the first place!
For Pokemon like Exploud, would I start screaming like a dumbass? For Axew, would I be an annoying little shit?
If somehow, for Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, and Arceus, would I be able to replicate or even utilize there insane power?
And if possible, could I make the Pokemon even stronger?
Boom!
New Long Term Goal: Find a way to create the Pokemon Omnitrix.
Maybe...
The Pokewatch?
Meh, lame.
Whatever I'm at the end of the tunnel and I can see them!
"Do you see this haul we got out here?" One of the Rocket agents said, then telling his Raticate to bite the scruff of a Larvitar and shove him in cell.
What the fuck?
A Larvitar?
Doesn't matter Alex! Let's focus on the task at hand and you can get greedy about Pokemon later.
"Yeah! The boss will be pretty happy about this! And now we can even get those useless assholes some use!" Another one of them called out, having another one of Pokemon through a Graveler and its trainer being tossed into a another cell that already had a few other Pokemon like Zubat, Golbat, and Geodude.
"Hey we aren't useless!" A blue haired man called out, shaking his clenched fist with a talking Pokemon soon supporting it.
"Ya! We cud probably git more use then y'all ever have!" Meowth called out.
Before a purple haired maiden could even beginning to respond, one of their quote 'teammates,' whipped them and told them to get back to work.
Arceus fucking Christ!
Was the anime always like this but because Ash was the main character of the damn show and was always 10 years old, it was just censored?
Or maybe Team Rocket just had all of their Rated R adventures without children watching the screen because this is just ridiculous!
Pokemon God, did you just make this harder for me or something?
Yes.
And the hallucinations continue.
As I continue listening to their conversations, I could slowly see them capturing more and more wild Pokemon and more and more Pokemon trainers; stealing their Pokeballs, valuables, and human fucking rights at the same damn time.
But I could also see a massive creature.
Walking as soft as it could the sneak up on the Rockets.
Standing perfectly still, breath silent, I wait for the thing's movement while moving my hand back to sign the fact that we need to stay back to Kaiser and Yuki.
Getting closer and closer, with the light shining through the small cracks throughout the cave, I could recognize it.
As a massive fucking Tyranitar.
Ho ho holy mother fucking shit.
That might just be Mama Tyranitar! Or Papa Tyranitar.
The Pokemon's eye was slowly turning a glossy blood red, shattering into a crimson red from seeing its baby being abuse by an overgrown beige rat.
Seriously how the fuck that even get passed as one of the original 151-
"Holy shit," I shudder, seeing the Tyranitar begin it's first attack, completely beheading the agent that grabbed it's child.
Slowly taking out my Pokedex, I start to try and scan it but it was followed up by this message:
The Pokedex hasn't been activated into a [Global National Pokedex] yet. Would you-
"Yes Arceus damn it," I whisper to the machine.
Pokedex has been upgraded to a [Global National Pokedex]. You may now rescan the previously unidentified Pokemon.
Nice.
Now scan!
Tyranitar, The Armor Pokemon. Tyranitar is so overwhelmingly powerful, it can bring down a whole mountain to make its nest. This Pokémon wanders about in mountains seeking new opponents to fight. Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies.
This Pokemon is male and has the ability Unnerve. This Pokemon has a Serious nature. This Pokemon knows the moves Stomping Tantrum, Mega Punch, Fire Fang, Crunch, Smack Down, Hyper Beam, Stone Edge, Roar, Dragon Dance, Brick Break and Focus Punch.
Uh oh.
Me and the trainers might be fucked.
Not the Rocket bastards though, they can die in a ditch!
And give me all of their profits and treasure!
"Tyranitar!" The Pokemon roared, using his incredible teeth to tear into another team member of Team Rocket.
Continuing it's assault, he grabbed 2 of the dude and smashed them together, smearing their life out of their eyes and slamming their dead bodies onto the ground, killing them instantly.
As I look back to check on my Pokemon, I could see that Kaiser was just as terrified as I was but Yuki looked just indifferent.
Growing up in a thug forest with giant arrogant flying saucers for bees conquering your home would probably make you a little better to things like this!
Suddenly, I heard 2 dashing footsteps barreling towards my direction.
So that's Samurai and someone else that better not be fucking Reina because I swear if I see my beautiful Reina being forced to bruise her feet like this, Samurai might not live to see another day.
Easily enough, after those 2 got here, I was thankful that it was Samurai and Seymour for all the wrong reasons believe it or not with Reina being carried by the now healthy Seymour.
Thankfully, having a dead person on my conscious, my fault or not would be horrible. And I won't bring down the Pokemon who picked me like that.
"Hey dude are you okay?" I question, attempting to but failing miserably at ignoring the massive splatter of blood that covered my hair, clothes, and half my motherfucking face.
You asshole!
If your going to kill those slippery shits, at least don't get that stuff on me.
Is... probably would've said if I hadn't thrown up all over the cave surface.
Damn my half-way good heart!
"Because I'm just peachy right now," I rage, taking off my jacket to clean up my vomit off of my face.
"Well... let me just explain! Team Rocket was going to capture Ash, Misty, and Brock but I tried to hold them off. They were able to escape but in return I was captured and they left me there to die. If it wasn't for you and your Clefairy, I'd have died! wait speaking of Clefairy, did you know that we were also able to barely stop them from finding the asteroid with all the moon stones? If that wasn't the case, they'd have Nidoking and Nidoqueen by now!" Seymour ranted.
And now that's a relief that I just now remembered.
If they gotten their hands on Moon Stones, we would've been fucked.
The riches of Giovanni and the rest of his cat-molesting pussies could've been disastrous.
"Fine and dandy and all but what the hell are we going to do about the Tyranitar who's said to destroy mountains so horribly to the point where people at the Pokemon League have to remap the area," I alerted, pointing to my bloody ass face.
"Not much, the Tyranitar has long grabbed it's child but is still killing the rest of them, I'd bet after that, it'll actually try and destroy the mountain," Samurai said.
"Also next time don't interrupt me!" Samurai quickly finished giving me a half heated glare.
"Alright, my bad bro." I say, shaking my hands before my face regained its serious nature due to the subject matter at hand.
"But seriously, I'm going to have to call up Professor Oak so he can get in touch with the League because we aren't anywhere near strong enough to handle this guy. By looking at his moves, he's most likely a recent father so that may be the reason why he's reaction his so violent," I read off of my Pokedex, showing them the screen.
"If that monster comes anywhere near us we are completely and utterly fucked!" I whisper-shouted.
"Well instead of doing all of that talking maybe you should just call up the Professor!" Samurai stated, finished the conversation but as soon as I came into this world, I immediately put him on speed dial just in case of situations like this bullshit.
Then I notice my volume was all the way up so I had to cancel the call to lower the volume.
"Shit, how could it get this bad?" I ask as the Tyranitar rips apart his last opponent and her off by chewing her brain matter and splitting her heart, leaving her corpse as a dull unrecognizable mess on the floor.
As I reboot the call for the Professor to call, I slightly jump at the voices behind me that I figured out weren't Seymour, Samurai, Reina, Kaiser, or Yuki.
"Can't believe we made it out of there Jessie!" The blue haired man, now found as James shouted in glee.
What the fuck are they doing?
Those dumbasses are going to get us caught!
"For real! I wouldn't want to be her right about now!" Jessie responded before Meowth also decide to give his input.
"It don't matters right about now, we just gotta continue stealin' the little brats spotty spot!"
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Can these loud mouths please shut the fuck up?
"Shut the fuck up you morons we're about to die!" I heatedly replied, looking at Seymour and Samurai before recalling all of my Pokemon, making Samurai due the same.
"We've got to get out of here." All 3 of us said.
Getting up, and stabilizing ourselves, we tried to leave.
Until I saw a massive fucking foot race towards us, so fast that neither of them could even see it.
What could they do?
Because of my small amount of time with gravity training and my naturally stronger durability, I have a very, very slight chance at survival.
Samurai and Seymour though?
No way.
So before I knew it, I was already shoving both of them out of the way of the stomp.
The right side of my head, I already knew it. Was crushed.
My new life was over before it could really begin.
The last thing I did was throw my Pokeball to where I shoved Samurai and the old man.
But the last thing that I saw?
A Mega Steelix crashing through the bottom of the ground, with who?
Elite 4 Member, Bruno, with a murderous expression on his normally stoic face.
My life has ended.
I lived... pretty well.
I'm... glad.
Wow! Finally man! The big chapter 7! Exploring Mount Moon, finding the Moon Stone and even another branch of Team Rocket trying to kill off the dude Seymour while Papa Tyranitar kills a bunch of the Rocketeers. This chapter was made to show that Pokemon can be fun, but is also horribly dangerous.
Remember, most Pokemon, if not all of them could kill a human with ease. But I'm pretty sure we both know what happening next chapter though.
Get hyped! And the people better not be mad because I'm actually really proud of this chapter.
Sorry for not updating all this time, I wanted to try new stories to switch to anytime I get writer's block for this. And I SWEAR if I get another comment on Charmander not being able to learn Quick Attack like I've never played Pokemon is ridiculous. By now it's a bit more clear that this ain't the exact same as the Anime, Manga, Light Novels, or the Games.
And I've made 2 new stories. Surging Strikes and With This System I Summon. I'd really appreciate if you went over to those to give your support on them! The updates for this story might be slow, but it's because of school and the first semester getting closer and closer to ending.
But really, I'm extremely, extremely grateful for all of the support you give to my shitty stories. Maybe I could even make a Pat-re-on but at the same time, I'll have to make a bunch of chapters as prep so that you'll actually have early chapters to read.