104 Days of Summer Vacation Chapter 1: Day 1, a phineas and ferb fanfic

I wasn't sure I wanted to do a Phineas and Ferb fic. However, over the course of a vacation last week, I came up with ideas for a Phineas and Ferb rewrite.

This might be the biggest fanfiction I will ever write. There will be 104 chapters, one chapter for each day of the boys' summer. Since there are more than 104 episodes in the actual show, a lot are going to be adapted out, including the holiday specials and the episodes that take place in alternate universes, like The Temple of Juatchadoon and that one Chinese one where Perry's a martial arts master.

I have already picked out which episodes I wanna do, so if I happen to not cover an episode that you wanted me to, I apologize in advance.

All songs are from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas and Ferb belongs to Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.

Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 1

Rollercoaster

Step-brothers Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher sat under the tree in their backyard. They were both bored out of their minds.

Phineas had a triangle for a head. He had orange hair and blue eyes. He wore a white and orange striped shirt, and blue shorts.

Ferb had a rectangle for a head. He had green hair and brown eyes. He wore a yellow shirt and purple pants with suspenders.

"So, Ferb, what do you wanna do today?" Phineas asked.

Ferb shrugged his shoulders.

"What about Perry? What does he want to do?" Phineas wondered.

The two turned towards their pet platypus, Perry. Perry did his signature chatter.

Phineas sighed. "Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something I will not put up with. The first thing they'll ask us when we get back to school is what we did over the summer. I mean, no school for three months, our life should be a rollercoaster, and I mean a good one, not like the one we rode at the state fair. That was lame. If I built a rollercoaster, I would… wait, that's it!"

Play "Hey Ferb"

Phineas:

I know what we're gonna do today

Though it might sound just a bit cliché

We can build a rollercoaster

It will come with songs and dancing

'Cause when we're back in school come next September

And they ask us, we can both remember

Every cool and clever thing we did all summer long, and glancing

Back we're gonna be so glad that we

Didn't sit all day and watch TV

I don't think anyone can disagree

The world is possibilities

And that's what makes me say

Hey Ferb

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

Hey Ferb

End "Hey Ferb"

"Boys, I'm gonna pick up a few things," came the voice of their mother, Linda. "You boys stay out of trouble, okay?"

"Okay, Mom," Phineas replied. When she was out of earshot, he said to his brother, "We're gonna build a rollercoaster!"

The boys' sister, Candace, saw Linda get in the car. She came out for some 'clarification'.

"I'm in charge, right?" she asked. "You did tell them I'm in charge?"

"Relax, Candace," said Linda. "No one has to be in charge."

"What if there's an emergency? What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?"

"If that happens, you're in charge."

"Yes!" Candace went to the backyard to tell the boys the news. "Mom says I'm in charge conditionally."

"Whatever," said Phineas.

Candace started to feel suspicious. The desks and blueprints in the middle of the backyard did not sit right for her.

"Wait a minute, what are you doing?" she asked.

"Homework," Phineas lied.

"It's summer."

"That's fine. You wait until the last minute, then."

"I'm watching you." Candace headed to the door. "And I'm in charge, conditionally!"

With that, Candace slammed the door.

Candace was about to head up to her room when the phone rang. She answered. "Hello? Oh, hi Stacy. No, I can't go to the mall right now. Mom just went to the store. She left me in charge, well, you know, conditionally. It's all about the varying degrees of authority. What are my brothers doing right now? What do you mean you can see it from your house? See what?"

Candace ran outside to see her brothers building a track.

"Phineas, Ferb, what is this?" she asked.

"Do you like it?" asked Phineas.

"Oh, I'm gonna tell Mom, and when she sees what you're doing, you're going down."

Candace's friends, Stacy and Jenny, popped up wearing pink and purple dresses.

Play "You're Going Down"

Candace (Stacy and Jenny):

(You're going down) You're going down when I get mom to see

(Down to the ground) This ridiculous monstrosity

(You're going down) You'll never get away with this again

(You're going down) You're G-O-I-N-G D-O-W-N

(You're going down) Spread the news from coast to coast

(Down to the ground) You're going down, your operation exposed

(You're going down) I could say more, but I don't wanna boast

(You're going down) Get used to butter, cause you both are toast!

If a certain condition arises

I'm the one to avert the crisis

You think you're living large, but you forgot that I'm the one in charge... conditionally

(You're going down) So listen up, all your dreams are done

(Down to the ground) This is the end of all your so-called fun

(You're going down) Gather up your girders and your rivet guns

(You're going down) You're going down and I finally won!

You're going down

Down, down, down, down...

You're going down!

End "You're Going Down"

With the song over, Candace, Stacy, and Jenny left.

Phineas turned to Ferb. "We're going to need some peanut butter and a blowtorch."

"Candace, are you gonna come to the mall with us later?" Stacy asked.

"Probably," Candace replied. "If things don't work out, tell Jeremy I said hi."

With that, the girls got on their bikes and biked away. They passed by the girl across the street.

She was a Mexican-Jewish girl with long black hair. She wore pink clothes and a bow.

"Hey girls," she greeted. "Is Phineas home?"

All three girls ignored her.

The girl entered the backyard. She smiled at Phineas with hearts in her eyes.

"Hey, Phineas," she greeted.

Phineas turned around. He wasn't pleased to see her. "Oh, hey Isabella."

Play "Whatcha Doin"

Isabella:

I'm just the curious girl across the way

Every day I come over and here's what I say

"Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'?

What's the day's activity?"

Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'?

By any chance could it include me?

Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

I don't mean to disturb

Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

You know it's not really directed at Ferb

When I say "Whatcha doin'?"

Don't you know, Phineas? You have no idea

That every day I'm just dying' to see ya and say

"Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

I really wanna know

Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? (Whatcha doin'?)

Can I be part of the show?

When I say, "Whatcha doin'?"

End "Whatcha Doin"

"To answer your question, Ferb and I are building a rollercoaster," Phineas replied frustratedly.

"In your backyard?" asked Isabella.

"Some of it."

"Wow. Isn't that kinda impossible?"

Phineas was running out of patience. "Can I help you?"

"I was gonna go to the pool. You wanna go swimming with me?"

"I'm kind of in the middle of something here."

"Oh, right. I'll see you later then."

Isabella walked out of the backyard. Phineas felt relieved.

That's when he realized something was… off. "Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry wandered to another area of the house.

Except he didn't wander.

When the time was right, Perry stood on his hind legs, put on a fedora, and opened a secret door. He went through the door, which was an elevator to a secret base under the house.

Perry sat down and logged on to his computer. He had just received a message from his boss, Major Monogram.

"Good morning, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "The evil Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks. For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tinfoil. I want you to get over to his hideout, find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it. As always, Agent P, it is imperative that your cover identity as a mindless domestic pet remains intact. Now, get out there. We're all counting on you."

Play "Perry the Platypus Theme Song"

Perry got onto his flying car, flew out of the base, and away from the house.

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Perry

He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action

He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!

He's got more than just mad skill,

He's got a beaver tail and a bill

And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:

Perry stopped to chatter for a few fangirls. They all sighed and fainted happily.

He's Perry

Perry the Platypus (Monogram: "Yeah, but you can call him Agent P.")

Perry (Monogram: "I said you can call him Agent P!")

Agent P

End Theme Song

Candace made it to the store Linda was at. It didn't take long to find her.

"Mom, you have to come home now!" she screamed.

"Did a satellite crash into the house?" asked Linda.

"Phineas and Ferb are doing something crazier than that."

"What's the emergency?"

"They're building a rollercoaster!"

"Seriously? Aren't they too young to be rollercoaster engineers?"

"Yes, yes they are."

Meanwhile, Phineas was getting the parts needed for the rollercoaster. The man they were getting the parts from was suspicious.

Play "Aren't You a Little Young?"

Construction Guy:

Aren't you a little young to build a rollercoaster?

Phineas:

Yes, yes I am

Construction Guy:

Well, I must say I'm really quite impressed

But all of your permits are in order

Don't forget the bricks and mortar

And if you need a power loader, be my guest.

But if I'm pressed, I'd say you look a little young to drive a forklift.

It's good to see a younger guy like you

Who's creative and ambitious.

A little bigger than his britches.

And who's got a fresh, exciting point of view.

Yes it's true!

That you seem a little young to do the things that you do,

Even with all that moxie you've got.

Yes, you seem a little green

To be controlling this machinery.

Phineas:

Yeah, I get that a lot

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry made it to Doofenshmirtz' not-so-secret hideout. He stared down, well, up, at his nemesis.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz was not like most humans. His head was more triangular-shaped than circular, his neck was facing forward instead of upward, and he had a pointy nose. He wore a black shirt under a white lab coat, as well as gray pants.

"Perry the Platypus," he smiled. "What an unexpected surprise, and by expected, I mean completely expected."

Doofenshmirtz pushed a button that released a bunch of arms. They grabbed Perry's arms and legs, holding him in the air.

"I, Doctor Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tinfoil," he monologued. "And when I put my giant magnet next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifinator, I will pull the East in a westerly direction, thereby reversing the rotation of the Earth. I know you're gonna expect me to give you a big tragic backstory to explain why I want to do that, but I'm not going there. You know why? I'll tell you."

Play "Back in Gimmelshtump"

Doofenshmirtz:

Back in Gimmelshtump

I always had to keep it real

'Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump

Your childhood is less than ideal

So, I don't dwell on how I crawled my way out of the gutter

No, I don't

When people ask me what I mean, I say,

"D-D-D-Do I stutter?"

Doofenshmirtz quickly changed the flow of the song, much to Perry's surprise. A few women even showed up to dance along to the song.

But I'm no longer a hater

'Cause I got an Inator

And an over-complicated scheme

I get a couple of checks

Every month from my ex

So I can finance my coming regime

And though my past was a wreck

I won't let it affect

My aspirations to cause mass hysteria

'Cause I'm as sure as can be

That it's my destiny

To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area

Yeah

End "Back in Gimmelshtump"

"Are we done here?" one of the backups asked once the song was done. "Because I gotta pick up my daughter from dance class."

"Hold on," Doofenshmirtz replied. "Just wait for the scene to change."

"But Mom, I'm telling you," said Candace. "They're building it, and it's huge."

Candace turned around to notice a new poster on the wall.

Phineas & Ferb Present…

THE COOLEST COASTER EVER!

Now open

Candace ran to get Linda.

While she wasn't looking, a few boys around Phineas and Ferb's age saw the flier.

"Phineas and Ferb made a rollercoaster?" one asked. "Do you think we'll get a discount if we take the flier?"

"Maybe we better take it," said another.

The boys took the flier and ran off. They were blocked by a bigger boy wearing brown shorts and a black shirt with a skull on it.

"If anyone's riding this thing, it's gonna be me," he said in a raspy voice. "Not one of you lousy extras."

The boy took the flier and ran away with it.

Candace finally returned with Linda.

"See, I told you I wasn't crazy," she said.

"And you're not crazy, how?" asked Linda.

Candace turned to the wall. The flier was gone. She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"You're right, Candace," Linda sarcastically remarked. "A crazy person wouldn't yell at a wall like that. I'll be in the dairy section if you want to yell at some cheese. Would you like that?"

Candace thought for a second before making her decision. "A little."

Once there were enough kids in line, Ferb checked on the microphone. It was working just fine.

Phineas ascended on a stage lift, and took the microphone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!" he announced. "May I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making. THE COOLEST COASTER EVER!"

Ferb removed the curtain. Everyone stared at the coaster in awe. Some even fainted seeing how high it was. One even noticed a bird crashing onto the track.

"So, who wants to go first?" Phineas asked.

Everyone in the crowd raised their hands.

As the coaster went higher and higher into the air, Phineas was showing the kids how to buckle their seatbelts. They slipped off of his fingers, but the kids got the gist of it.

"Phineas, are you sure this is safe?" asked Isabella.

"Of course," Phineas replied. Once they reached the top of the hill, the coaster paused. "You all signed the waivers, right?"

The coaster dropped at a ninety degree incline. All the kids screamed in both terror and excitement. Phineas and Ferb both kept their cool.

Play "Rollercoaster"

Phineas:

It's like a leisurely drive around downtown

But it starts with a 3-mile drop straight down

Yeah, now keep your head and hands and feet inside the ride

Not a written rule, but it's strongly implied (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster)

Permanecer sentados, por favor

Scream if you want more!

That's right!

Corkscrewin' 'round the interstate

With peanut butter and rubber snakes

Rubber snakes were released and covered all the passengers.

Clear the way, move over,

Look out, Bud! (Look out, Bud!)

A dog somehow got on the tracks. It noticed the coaster and barely got out of the way in time.

Here comes the mud!

The kids got dipped in mud. The coaster paid a quick stop to the car wash to wash all the mud off. It was lucky the man running the car wash allowed this to happen.

After that, they then went up and down on multiple inclines, making the kids go "ah-ah-ah-ah-ah".

(Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster, rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Look out!

We're right-side up and upside down!

Don't ask me to talk,

Can't tell a verb from a noun!

And I'm screaming like a baby

Who's afraid of a clown!

Raspy Boy:

I'm glad I'm wearing trousers

That are already brown!

Phineas:

It'll twist your melon,

It'll turn your gut.

Man, is this ride sweet or what?

We go...

Passengers:

Ah, ah, ah!

Ferb:

We go...

Passengers:

Aah, aah, aah!

Ferb:

We go...

Passengers:

AHH, AHHH, AHHHHHHH!

Rollercoaster

End "Rollercoaster"

Perry waited for the right time. When the time came, he used his tail to fire a nearby screw in Doofenshmirtz' direction. Doofenshmirtz noticed this and dodged.

"You missed," he teased.

Except Perry expected him to do that. The screw ricocheted off a wall, and the lights, before stabbing Doofenshmirtz in the foot.

Doofenshmirtz accidentally pushed a button, releasing Perry from his restraints.

Perry leaped and punched Doofenshmirtz in the face. Doof quickly recovered and grabbed a wrench. Perry grabbed another wrench and the two clashed. After a bit, Perry hit his wrench against the screw, worsening Doof's pain. Doof retaliated by throwing his battery cart at Perry.

Perry jumped off the cart, making it fall out of the window.

Outside, a farmer and his wife were on the side of the road. Their car just broke down.

"I can't believe you walked all the way to the service station to get jumper cables but didn't get the battery cart!" the wife chastised. "What, did you think it was gonna fall out of the sky?"

Right as she said that, a battery cart landed right in front of her.

"Well, do you think a million dollars are gonna fall out of the sky?" the wife asked, hopeful. Sadly, nothing happened.

"It doesn't work that way," said the farmer.

"Well, how does it work, then?"

While Perry recovered quickly, this still bought Doof the time he needed to open the roof.

"Now you're too late," he laughed. The Magnifinator activated, sending an energy beam towards the Eastern seaboard. "Quake in your boots and watch helplessly as the unimaginable electromagnetic forces pull the eastern seaboard, thereby reversing the rotation of the…"

Unfortunately, the magnet didn't pull the seaboard. It just pulled the tinfoil off the seaboard. The tinfoil curled into a two-ton ball, and it was traveling two-hundred miles an hour directly towards Doof and Perry.

Doof and Perry worked together to try and separate the magnet from the Magnifinator.

Back at the store, Candace was screaming at a container of cheese. This had gone for five minutes.

Other customers stared at Candace like she was the weirdest girl in the world.

"Wow, she is mad at that cheese," one remarked.

That's when Candace heard screaming coming from outside.

She ran outside to see the rollercoaster. Phineas, Ferb, and other kids rode by.

"Oh, oh, Mom!" she called.

It was no use. They were doomed…

Until Perry noticed a helicopter. He used a grapple gun to attach the magnet to the helicopter. When the helicopter ascended, it carried the magnet into the air with it.

"You did it!" Doof yelled. "You saved us, Perry the Platypus!" Sadly, Doof got hit by the tinfoil ball. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Agent P

The Magnifinator reattached itself to the magnet. It lifted a nearby rollercoaster into the air.

Candace just got out of the store with her mom.

"Look, see?" she asked.

Linda looked and saw nothing.

"Okay, I give up," she said. "What am I supposed to be looking at?"

Candace turned to see the coaster was gone.

"No, it's not possible!" Candace shouted. Linda left to get the cart. "No, it was here and it was huge!" Candace turned around to see the rollercoaster flying away. "Mom!"

Linda came back with the cart. "Time to go. I have frozens."

Candace came up with another idea. "You think Phineas and Ferb are still sitting under that stupid tree in the backyard, right?"

"Well, yes, that would be my guess," Linda replied.

"Good, then let's go home, now!"

Candace quickly grabbed the cart and ran to the van.

When the time was right, Perry cut the rope. The coaster landed on the other side of town.

Perry noticed the boys on the coaster. He quickly jumped onto the nearest empty seat and resumed his normal form.

Phineas heard a small thud. He turned around to see Perry sitting there.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," he said. He then turned to Isabella. "Nice hat, Isabella."

Isabella noticed she was wearing a small hat for some reason. She took it off. She noticed it was way too small for her, but it seemed around the right size for Perry. She put the hat back on Perry's head.

That's when the coaster derailed. The coaster flew onto a crane, which then catapulted it high in the air.

"Funny," Phineas remarked calmly. "I don't remember this being in the blueprints."

The coaster then got caught on the rear of a plane.

Candace could see the coaster on the plane from where she was at. She giggled excitedly.

"I worry about you sometimes, Candace," Linda remarked.

The coaster eventually fell off the plane. By then, they were already in Paris. They landed on the Eiffel Tower. It leaned forwards until they were in front of a croissant stand.

"Croissants?" the runner asked.

"Anyone want a croissant?" Phineas asked the passengers.

Before anyone could get any croissants, the tower catapulted the coaster up into space.

The raspy bully held his breath.

The kid next to him, an Indian wearing blue overalls and a white shirt, glared at the bully.

"Do not hold your breath," he scolded. "You'll destroy your lungs."

The coaster floated past a satellite.

"If that falls to Earth, Candace is in charge," Phineas remarked.

After a while, gravity took a hold of the coaster. They were coming down to Earth.

"We should've charged more," Phineas sighed.

Linda and Candace made it back to the house.

Candace quickly checked the backyard. The boys weren't under the tree, just like she expected.

"Yes!" she yelled. "See, Mom? I told you they weren't there."

Candace closed her eyes and waited for the inevitable.

"Hi boys," she heard Linda say.

Candace opened her eyes. Her brothers were sitting under the tree. It was like nothing happened.

"But but but," she stuttered.

"Come on, Candace," said Linda as she carried Candace back to the car. "Help me with the groceries."

Once they were gone, the other kids started climbing out of the tree.

"Phineas, that was great," said the Indian nerd.

"Way too cool," the raspy bully added.

"That was awesome!" another kid shouted. "Can we do that again?"

"Sorry, only one ride per customer," Phineas replied.

"That was great, Phineas," said Isabella. "So, what are you gonna do tomorrow?"

"Don't know yet."

"Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks."

"Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much."

"They're the only mammals to lay eggs," Ferb remarked.

"Maybe he'll lay an egg," Phineas suggested. "It doesn't matter what we do, as long as we carpe diem."

"Excuse me?" asked Isabella.

"Carpe diem. It's latin for 'seize the day'."

Play "Carpe Diem"

Phineas:

Well we hope you all enjoyed the show

Hope it was not anticlimactic

Now there's something we want you to know

And we don't want to sound didactic

But if there's one thing we can say

I know it sounds a bit cliché

Phineas and Isabella:

There's no such thing

As just an ordinary day

The other rollercoaster passengers gathered to join in the song.

All:

And you don't have to build a rollercoaster

Just find your own way to make the most of

These days of summer

And dance to the beat of a different drummer

Just grab those opportunities when you see 'em

'Cause every day's a brand new day, you gotta Carpe Diem

Carpe Diem!

And you don't have to build a rollercoaster

Just find your own way to make the most of

Every minute

No more waiting for the right time, you're in it!

Just grab those opportunities when you see 'em,

'Cause every day's a brand new day, baby, Carpe Diem

Every day's a brand new day, baby, Carpe Diem

End "Carpe Diem"

A.N.

First day of Summer, posted on the Solstice too.

Overall, the rollercoaster episode isn't my favorite, but I still feel it's a great way to start the series.

I prefer the musical version of this episode. Since it'd be boring to write two versions of the same episode, I took the two episodes and made them one. As a result, we not only get the songs, but also some of the funny moments, like Buford taking the poster from the "lousy extras" and Candace yelling at the cheese. Both of those were really funny moments that were too good to get rid of.

You might've noticed Phineas was a little… impatient towards Isabella. This was inspired by the original pitch. Phineas is gonna start out not liking Isabella, but will slowly grow to see her as a friend. Who knows, he might start to like her more than just a friend.

Anyway, that's all for now. Thanks for reading. Please favorite, follow, and review.