Hey hooligans! How's your day going? I hope it's good! Also (bit off topic) in the summary I had a more provocative word in replace of "idiot", a certain F word, but I wanted to keep it PG so yeah there goes that train!
Look, I'm still new to this fandom and fanfiction in general! And I'm a teen so cut me some slack! If my personal friends are reading this they might know that I curse a CRAP TON! It's seriously a problem! But I can now say with pride that I am allowed to drop the f word in a convo now, so YIPPIE!
Also a funny story here: my cousin (who was 8 at the time) was playing roblox on my tablet (i don't have it anymore lol) and he fell on a level and yelled "shit!" and i kid you not we both looked like the shocked pikachu meme! XD
Anyways, I didn't really expect that anyone would translate the title, and I was proved right! But hey it will be translated in the story! So keep an eye out! Also a BIG Thank You to everyone who followed and favorited my first story! (Zoey2301, Thanks for both!)
Also i got sick, (lol) and if this story sucks i'm blaming it on that! (And I know that I'm still talking about this but I MEAN IT) I still can't believe that people from all across the world read my story! I know that a lot of you couldn't follow or favorite but it means a lot that you read it!
So hooligans enjoy the story!
Takes place in season 5 of RttE
It was a cool late afternoon, as the sun was setting, the terrible terrors resting on the rooftops, trees ruffling in the wind, all was well on dragon's edge. Well for the time being…
Everyone was keeping to themselves, Barf and Belch were laying next to the twins who were talking about some new records to add to their book of world records, and a list of their advantages and weaknesses, Snotlout was sitting on one side of the round table roasting two pieces of fish for him and Hookfang, Fishlegs was on the other side of the round table looking through the book of dragons and adding new things to it while petting Meatlug, Astrid was sharpening her axe with a rock on one side of the room with Stormfly sleeping, while simultaneously wishing she had a pair of earmuffs to block out the twins insufferable voices, and Hiccup was sitting next to her, drawing a new tail design for Toothless, who was sleeping next to Stormfly.
Once the twins' conversation died down, they all sat there silently, it seemed as if they were the only ones who noticed. Suddenly Ruffnuts face lit up and she whispered something in Tuffnuts ear and both of their faces turned into a mischievous grins.
"Sooo…" Tuffnut said as he broke the long silence "Snotlout how's your…uhh..jaw?" he obviously didn't plan out what to say beforehand, so he just made something up about the subject on the spot
"What are you talking about, Tuffnut?" said a rather confused Snotlout, Now everyone's attention was pointed towards them
"Oh you know…from when Hiccup punched you so hard that three of your teeth got knocked out, and you passed out as well!" Ruffnut said proudly, looking at everyone's shocked faces
"Hey! I told you not to mention that!" Snotlout said
"Wait wait wait, you're saying that that actually happened?!" Astrid asked well more screamed
"Yup!" Tuffnut said
"When was this?" Fishlegs asked "And why didn't you tell us?"
"A few months ago!" Tuff said
"And to answer your second question, Snoutlout made us promise not to tell you, but we mostly took that as a question then a demand!" Ruffnut said
"Guys why are you inciting drama?" Hiccup asked*
"I don't know, it got quiet and we got bored…" Tuffnut said
"Oh Gods…" Hiccup said as he brought his middle, pointer, and thumb to the bridge of his nose
"So wait, hiccup did this?" Fishlegs asked
"What, you don't think he could?" Tuff asked defensively
"No no no! i just-"
"Wow Fishlegs! Way to be a team player!" Ruff shouted
"What he means is that Hiccup doesn't seem like one to do that" Astrid said
"Well he did! Just ask him!" Tuffnut said, now suddenly everyone's attention was on him
"Uhh…yeah…i did" Hiccup said nervously "But three things to keep in mind. One it was when the Barf and Belch life debt debacle happened" at this Barf and Belch perked their heads up "two he attacked me first and three he literally asked for it"
"Why did he attack you?" Astrid asked
"Oh well these geniuses thought that it would be a grand idea to have him attack me!"
"What why?" Astrid asked
"Well according to them I was a "bad actor", and apparently they also knew that Snotlout would have been "barbecued"!"
"What were you two thinking!? He could have died!"
"Oh don't worry they learned their lesson, i think we all know what happened that time" Hiccup stated
"In our defense we were desperate" Ruffnut said shrugging her shoulders
"I still can't believe you punched him" Fishlegs said
"Yeah i'm not exactly proud of it" hiccup said as he rubbed the back of his neck
"Um, can you believe how i felt!?" Snotlout shouted "that punch HURT!"
"Well it was funny!" Tuffnut said
"Yeah, I'd pay to see that again!" Ruffnut said cheerfully
"You can say that again sister!" Tuffnut said
"Har har laugh it up, i'll get you back for that sooner or later!" Snotlout yelled
"At least I wasn't frappé comme un idiot! Unlike you" Tuffnut said angrily in a french accent as all his fingertips touched
"What?" Astrid asked confusedly, and she wasn't the only one
"You wouldn't understand!" Tuffnut said as he crossed his arms
"Ruff care to translate?" Hiccup asked
"Sure! it means: punched like an idiot!"
"HEY!"
"What? I'm just the translator!"
"Tuffnut!" Snotlout yelled
"Hey! I call it as I see it!" Tuffnut said
"Will you still be calling things when I punch you?!" Snotlout yelled louder this time
"Okay no one is punching anyone! Let's just calm down!" Hiccup said as he stood between them
"Look, I think that all of you just need to apologize to each other" Fishlegs said trying to help Hiccup defuse the situation
There was a long ten second silence until Hiccup spoke up to fill the silence
"I'll go first, i'm sorry for punching you Snotlout" Hiccup said
"Thank you Hiccup! Snotlout?" Fishlegs said
"Fine…I'm sorry! Is that what you wanted to hear?" Snotlout asked
"Ruff? Tuff? You wanna apologize" Astrid asked
"We're sorry…" Tuffnut said
"Yeah we're sorry…" Ruffnut said in a mumble
As Ruffnut leaned over to Tuffnut, she whispered "No regrets!"
And Tuff replied in a whisper "None at all!"
"Well i think we should call it a night" Hiccup said as he walked over to Toothless and grabbed his sketchbook off the floor
"I agree i've had enough excitement for one night" Astrid said as she stretched her arms
"Can I walk you to your hut?" Hiccup asked
"Sure!"
"Did you actually knock three of his teeth out?" Astrid asked in a whisper
"Hahaha! yeah!"
As they walked over to her hut, they talked about the encounter at the clubhouse. Astrid was still baffled at the fact that Hiccup had punched and knocked out Snotlout, and while she hated to admit this she agreed with Ruff, She'd pay money to see that!
And that was it ya'll! I really hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did!
And for the answers! The "Why are you inciting drama" line is from Maars' Mafia 2 video when he said "Laddi you are the ghost please do not incite drama" at 9:34 (yes i went to the video just so i could time stamp that what about it?) So yeah!
And speaking of i'd watch that video because my next fic is about the gang playing a game of Mafia! Also it's a really good video in general and pretty funny it's just about a bunch of animators like Rush Laddi Theodds1out and more playing a game so yeah!
Also i played this game at the theater camp where i broke my toe a month ago lol
Anywho, I'll see you Hooligans in the next fic! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sapphiredragon288 out!