Contains some sexual content and language! Very AU!
Ever since they had their first sleepover or as Jade called it: 'A Night Where I'm Stuck With You Two', the girls had a tradition but as they got older things changed from their normal TV watching, candy and normal girl talk. It all started at Tori's when they were looking for something to do, no one wanted to go out and spend money. Cat was looking through channels but nothing was on but sports and boring old people talking about world news that just made her sad, that was until she found a channel that was scrambled, the picture could almost be made out, sometimes you could see people and sometimes you could see no more than a nose or an elbow.
"What channel is this?" Cat asked, tilting her head, trying to make sense out of it, "I think it's broken."
Tori laughed, "That must be a channel we don't get. My parents don't pay for it."
Jade cracked her knuckles and walked up to the TV, "I'll fix it."
"What?" Tori was mortified that Jade might bust her parent's TV; the fact that Tori's parents didn't have a flat screen and forced them to put up with an ancient CRT TV seemed like it fell under some kind of abuse of neglect.
Jade tapped the top of it with her fist then tried again a little harder then she thought she was being too soft. Cat and Tori panicked, it wasn't about getting in trouble but having nothing to watch if Jade screwed it up even more.
"Jade!"
"Jade that's not going to work!"
BAM!
The picture came in crystal clear, but whatever this show was the camera was zoomed in on the front of a woman's bathrobe.
"Oh," said Tori, amazed that actually worked, "I guess it did."
Jade sat back down, pushing Cat out of her spot on the couch. There was some kind of disclaimer onscreen about this being an adult's only channel, given the logo of a curvy woman in shiloutte. The girls didn't really know what to expect with an adult's only channel but since they were young adults they thought they could handle it; Jade watched horror movies, it wasn't like anything this channel had would shock her. Tori wanted to believe she was open minded, it was Cat she was worried about, she wasn't sure what she could handle.
Onscreen the bathrobe opened and two large double D breasts were shown completely naked and wet.
"Whoa! That's a clear picture!" Cat exclaimed, her eyes bugging.
The three girls were wide eyed, none of them had seen anything like this on television before; the strangest part was that they never got to see the woman's face, only her well endowed chest. Music began to play, it was strange, kind of like carnival music or something from a demented funhouse. The unseen woman made her breasts bounce; the girls couldn't take their eyes off them, they bobbed their heads, matching the bounce of the breasts like they were hypnotized by them. There were these cartoon sound effects to match the bounce like what you might hear of an animated elephant. The screen eventually cut to black. A whimsical voice was heard, a man that sounded very happy about what just happened, no shame.
"That concludes the Booby Hour! Tune in tomorrow!"
"Ah!" Cat groaned, "I wanted to watch them bounce some more!"
"Yeah!" Jade said, throwing popcorn at the screen, "What a ripoff!"
"Wait we've been watching that for an hour?" Tori couldn't believe it, she looked at her phone for the time, some how they lost track of it watching maybe the dumbest show.
"What else is on this thing?"
"More boobs?" Cat wondered.
"This is so ridiculous," Tori said, shaking her head, "My parents could be home any minute, what if they caught us watching?"
"Something tells me they wouldn't complain," Jade sneered.
"Tori, you're drooling," Cat handed her a tissue.
"I am?" She felt embarrassed, taking the tissue and wiping a trail that was dangling from her chin; why would she even be drooling? It wasn't like it was anything she was interested in...right?
Next, a sitcom came on about some blonde girl; Cat swore it was Willow Shields from the Hunger Games. It almost seemed like something they would see on the Disney channel or Nickelodeon except the protagonist and her female friends would get in very too hot for TV hijinks. The episode they watched involved the girls starting a car wash to raise money and save a pet store from closing but they take things too far and end up washing each other with hoses and soapy water.
"Wow," Cat said, perplexed, "They must be really good friends."
Jade rolled her eyes, she couldn't get over the line up of vintage cars they weren't touching, "I don't think those cars are going to get cleaned," a devilish thought came over Jade's mind, "So much for the pet store."
Cat gasped, "Oh no! Girls! Please! At least wash that one so the animals won't be living on the street!"
"They can't hear you, Cat," Tori said with concern.
The wet and soapy women started making out rather hot and heavy, Tori, Jade and Cat were shocked, they defiantly hadn't seen anything like that before. The young women in their daisy dukes and bikinis were all grinding into each other and forcing their tongues down each others' throats. Just as things were getting steamier the front door opened. Tori's parents! Tori grabbed the remote and switched it to the boring channel with sad old people.
"Hey, girls!" Tori's mother called, not seeing their guilty faces right away.
"Heeeyyyy!" The three said in unison.
"What you watching?" Tori's dad said, hanging up his jacket, when he saw a decrepit old timer standing and talking in front of the mic looking as if he could fall asleep at any moment.
Tori said, "It's um...for school."
"It's educational," Cat chimed in, "I'm very interested."
"Mm-hmm," Jade got out.
Tori's mother was skeptical but wasn't sure what her daughter and her friends could be up to, "Well lights out soon, k?"
"K, Mom," Tori smiled.
Tori's mother fakes walking away and took the remote, she stood in front of the television, "Uh, what are you doing?" Cat asked, fearful they were about to be discovered.
"If I press the 'Last channel button' what am I going to find?"
Tori panicked, "Mom, it's nothing I swear..."
"Tori," she gave her the hardest look a mother could give, she eyeballed her friends, even Jade looked a tad worried, "Any last words?"
"...I love you...," Tori bit her lip.
Mrs Vega pressed the button, the girls braced themselves, it turned to the sitcom but everything this time was normal, no bikini car wash and the girls weren't all making out with each other. The end of the episode showed the girls of the show getting a key to the city for saving the pet store.
"Wait what gives?" Jade asked, disappointed.
"Yeah," said Cat, "Where are the boobs?" Tori and Tori's mother gave Cat the same look of shock, "I mean...yay! They saved the pet store!"
"I don't remember this channel?"
"Free preview maybe?" Tori shrugged.
She clearly wasn't buying this as all innocent but since there didn't seem to be anything wrong with the lighthearted sitcom they were watching and she was tired from having a night out, Mrs Vega left the girls alone.
"Phew, that was close!" Cat said, catching her breath.
Jade hit her with a pillow, "Way to go blabber mouth!"
"Hey!"
The sitcom ended and the girls were left with a sign off screen of the channel ending broadcast for the night, it showed a huge pair of boobs surrounded by color test bars, "This concludes our boobcast day! A booby night to you and your family! Boobs out!"
It cut to black.
Tori wasn't sure whether or not to be offended, "Ok, you guys, we are not going to be watching anything on that channel again. Agreed?"
Cat and Jade looked at each other, maybe not wanting this to be the end.
"Agreed?" Tori repeated.
"Agreed," said Cat with a sigh.
"Like I'd want to watch that again. I have better things to be wasting my time with," Jade scoffed, "It was just something dumb to laugh at."
Though on their next get together they found themselves watching the channel again, this time in Tori's room, making sure no one would catch them. They felt so dumb at first, this had to be what it was like being young boys watching dirty movies away from their parents. It was a guilty pleasure without any doubt. They told each other just one more time.
A couple weeks passed, Tori was alone in the living room working on some homework. Her hand found the TV remote but she was afraid to turn it on, she knew what she wanted to watch, it was like it was calling her. Luckily someone was calling her up on her phone, at least a moment to distract her from her new addiction.
"Tori?"
"Jade?"
"Yeah, you watching that channel?"
"Huh? No."
Jade laughed, "Good because it's dumb."
"Right? So dumb. I can't believe it's a real thing."
Tori was getting another call, "Wait. Hold on I think it's Cat."
Tori placed Jade on hold to see what was happening.
"Cat? Hey. What's up?"
"Hey, Tori...are you watching that channel? Remember? The one with the..."
Tori sighed, "No, Cat. I am not."
"Oh good. Yeah, it's dumb, right?"
"Yeah. Just like Jade said. I think it got old really fast. It was just for a laugh right?"
"Yeah," Cat said, pretend laughing, "Ha-Ha-Ha..."
"Hold on, I left Jade on hold."
She switched back to Jade, "Jade?"
"Was Cat telling you how dumb that show is?"
"Yes. Why?"
There was a pause, it was weird, she wasn't sure what Jade was doing, "Do you want to watch it?"
"Huh? No...I mean..."
"Ok! I'm coming over!"
She hung up, Tori couldn't believe it, she wasn't sure what was going on, she went back to talk to Cat who was still pretend laughing.
"Ha-Ha-Ha..."
"Cat, Jade is coming to my place to watch..."
Cat hung up on her. Tori was baffled, it was like a full moon or something. She heard two cars pull in the driveway.
To be continued!