Tori, Jade and Cat continue their adventures on the Boob Channel. What will they find? Contains sexual content (Obviously lol) Please review!
The second time was even better, the girls were treated to slo-mo pillow fights, mud wrestling and babes jumping on trampolines. None of them knew why these images were so pleasing to their brains, they just were and they wanted more.
One of the shows that came on was that of Jenna Ortega in Wednesday. But this wasn't at all the Netflix show even though it had the same look and music. The episode opened where Wednesday was in her bedroom practicing the cello; outside a bus broke down in front of the Addams' family home. The pale goth girl was disturbed by the sounds of giddy and very loud bimbos filing off the bus, they were cheerleaders, blonde and busty.
Wednesday groaned and left her room to go investigate. When she came outside she was greeted by the airheaded head cheerleader.
"Like oh my gosh! We're going to be like late for the cheerleading competition!"
"My what a pity", Wednesday said with her trademark dry sarcasm.
One cheerleader, a lone redhead rubbed her shoulders in pain, "I could really use a massage after all that practicing."
"You too?"
It was obvious Wednesday was having enough of their mindless jabber, she looked down the line of hopeless and clueless primates.
"Say, do you think maybe you could massage us?"
Wednesday arched an eyebrow, were they seriously asking her this?
Jade leaned forward in anticipation, something told her that Wednesday had sinister plans for these twits.
"Please? We brought oil."
The redhead held up two large bottles of body oil, Wednesday took one of the bottles and looked it over, she rubbed her chin, thinking about the possibilities.
"Well, if you insist."
Knowing Wednesday, Tori and Jade thought maybe she would use something other than oil on the girls, maybe honey to attract bees or bears, some kind of acid or maybe something to cause a rash on them, all good classic acts by the young woman. Cat was actually afraid of Wednesday, she couldn't watch the Netflix show, or any version of the character for that matter, she just gave her the creeps.
The cheerleaders all lined up and removed their tops, of course none of them were wearing bras, Wednesday's eyes grew large seeing the many topless women, she nearly dropped the oil.
"W-who's first?"
"ME! ME! ME! ME!"
They all jumped up and down raising their hands, their breasts bounced and Wednesday's eyes followed them; Tori, Jade and Cat also did this.
Wednesday oiled up the girls' backs, each one leaned against the bus waiting for the girl with dark rings around her eyes to work on them. Jade was shocked that Wednesday wasn't being cruel to them, it was really out of character, instead she seemed nervous around the beautiful women and she caught a sliver of a smile on her face as she massaged their backs. Each girl dropped their skirts, Wednesday was now massaging their legs and butts!
Tori's jaw was on the floor, she never thought she'd see something like this. Why would Jenna Ortega agree to be in this?
"My, you all do work out quite a lot don't you?"
All of them laughed in response like smitten young schoolgirls.
"Let's do the front now, shall we?"
Tori, Jade and Cat all looked at each other, this was awesome, beyond their expectations. All of the cheerleaders turned and faced Wednesday, letting her work on their bare breasts, some even heaved their chests forward.
"Careful, you could take out an eye with those," Wednesday quipped.
The cheerleaders laughed at her dumb joke.
Tori snorted but caught herself, thinking no one heard her. Jade however got close to Tori and snorted in her face. The girls watched on dumbfounded as Wednesday motorboated the head cheerleader's enormous breasts like a drunk frat bro. Next she stuck her tongue in the cheerleader's mouth and the two made out like crazy, their hands were all over each other. The three didn't even notice they had moved from the couch and were now sitting on the floor, closer to the television. All of the cheerleaders pulled off Wednesday's clothes and all wanted a turn with her. The lucky goth girl was now on the ground and all of the cheerleaders were dogpiling on top of her. The show ended much to the girls' protests when the scene faded to black.
"Um...I have to go to the bathroom!"
Cat picked herself off the floor and ran upstairs to Tori's bathroom.
Cat eventually found her way back downstairs even if it did seem to take an eternity.
"About time."
"What was taking you so long up there?" Tori frowned.
Cat always looked guilty, right now was no exception but there was something she was hiding, the way she sat down on the couch away from them and not to mention the sweating.
"Uh, nothing. Don't worry about it."
Jade knew something was up but there was no time to waste, it was time to get back to the good stuff.
On next was a segment called the Booby Double Feature. This one was weird, it wasn't really 2 movies back to back, more like 2 shorts that were quite thin on plot. The first was called JUR-ASS-IC WOLRD. Bryce Dallas Howard was her character Claire Dearing on one of the islands in the Jurassic World movies. She was wearing the same clothes she had on from Jurassic World: Dominion. Tori remembered seeing it with Jade and her comments about how fat Bryce's buttocks were which they were but Tori felt guilty for laughing. Bryce looked quite stacked too at least in this version. She looked so sexy in those brown pants and tight top, not to mention glistening with sweat. She was talking on a walkie-talkie to someone about turning on the power, she was trying to get through this heavy steel door.
"Do you copy?"
Nothing but static, her teammate could be dead dino meat. She was alerted by a rumble, a very loud growling from a certain dinosaur everyone feared. Her blue eyes looked up into the dark sky, they were so hypnotizing as she didn't dare blink. Tori and Cat jumped when a big T-Rex head came into frame, it got so close to Bryce; steam shot out of its nostrils. Just then the power came on. Claire flinched and knowing from the movie's lore that meant it could now see her.
Claire tried to run but the T-Rex got a hold of her, the girls screamed in terror thinking the large teeth on the beast had sunken into Claire's backside.
"Whoa! Did it bite her in the ass?" Jade felt like she was on the verge of falling over laughing.
The T-Rex had actually taken a bite out of Claire's pants, the bottom ripped off and exposing some underwear; just just any regular underwear but some black briefs with the Jurassic World logo on them.
"SERIOUSLY?" Claire yelled at the big dino.
This was like a live action cartoon, Claire continued running from the king of dinosaurs and continued to get her clothes ripped off, though most of it was due to her own clumsiness, getting caught on branches, tripping into things. The girls really enjoyed seeing Claire in her underwear, this curvy older woman really could move even in a jungle. The camerawork and edits were graceful and were generous to show so much of Claire jiggling, even in slo-mo and a few cheeky close ups. She fell into some mud next, the three cheered; she looked great even covered in filth.
"UNBELIEVABLE!" Claire shouted, trying to wipe off the sludge but finding it pointless since her hands were also covered.
The T-Rex couldn't see her again, especially now that she was covered in mud, camouflaged, she just needed to remain still until it passed by. Claire breathed a sigh of relief, she got up and once again tripped or in this case slipped, she didn't notice a drop off, she slid down a whole hill of mud into a hot spring. When she emerged the mud was gone and what was left was a naked and glistening Claire; she had this smile on her face like a dopey bimbo. The three girls applauded her as if she were there to hear their praises.
The next part of the double feature was Anya Taylor Joy as her character Casey Cooke from the movie Split. This looked like some kind of deleted scene or alternate ending from that movie. She was wearing her white top, Cat thought she looked so cute even if she was running for her life, scared out of her mind. Tori thought she was a good actress while Jade pointed out her boobs are the best actors in everything she does.
"That's not true," Tori scoffed.
But Tori found herself drawn to them, after all Casey sure did a lot of running and seeing those big knockers bounce was more exciting than anything in that M. Night Shayamlan offering. After a while they heard sound effects added to every bounce like a BOING sound. When Casey took a corner and slowed down, her boobs flopped under her shirt and there was this WUBBA-WUBBA sound. The girls all laughed, this was so dumb and amazing. The character known as the Beast in the movie played by James McAvoy came out and scared Casey, he ended up ripping her top off and her beautiful boobs bounced free.
The girls cheered, raising their arms and spilling their popcorn and soda.
"YAY!" "HELL YEAH!" "YOU GO GIRL!"
They could watch Anya Taylor Joy's breasts bounce all night.
"What an underrated actress", said Cat, wiping away tears.
Tori put her hand on her shoulder, concerned, "Cat, are you crying?"
"They're just so beautiful", she said, followed by blowing her nose.
This became a tradition along with regular watches of the Boob Hour, they would laugh and catcall, pretend they were a bunch of rowdy men at a strip club, it actually was a lot of fun. Tori did get worried when there were some more close calls with her parents finding out what they were watching. After the fourth time they decided maybe they should try and watch the channel on someone else's TV but when they tried to find the channel on Cat's and Jade's televisions it was unsuccessful. When attempting to subtly ask other people if they knew of this BOOB channel they were given blank stares, people either thought they were joking or crazy.
"You know, women on trampolines, close ups of women's breasts bouncing for an hour?"
Tori would try to casually ask, she even said this to someone working the counter at a MacDonalds.
Jade was becoming obsessed, she wanted to know where this station was being broadcast from, there would be ads for items for purchase, boob hats, boobs shirts, boob mugs, you get the idea. One night when they were watching Christina Hendricks having a very soapy shower, the doorbell rang. Tori turned the TV off before Christina even had a chance to towel off. Tori's parents were gone all weekend and there was no one else expected, it was all really weird. The girls were cautious when going to answer the door, Jade picked up a baseball bat and Cat hid behind her, Jade pushed Tori forward as the human sacrifice.
Tori opened the door slowly, she braced for a scare like her parents or the police were going to be there; Jade raised the bat, Cat held onto her for dear life. When the door was finally open the only thing there was a box. Cat screamed even after registering what it was. Jade pried her hands off her waist.
"It's just a box!" Tori shouted.
"Open it!" Jade threatened, her hands still gripped on the bat.
Tori saw it was a package with her name and address on it, she picked it up and moved it to the couch. It was kind of heavy, it was packed very tight, tearing into it made it seem with all of the bubble wrap and paper maybe it was just something small but no it was a bunch of things, boob shirts, a boob hat that was like one of those beer hats with two cups on opposite sides with tube straws for beer, only this one had two big boob cups that could hold whatever liquid they wanted. Tori held a boob shirt up to herself, it said 'Knock around and Find out'.
"Whoa! Our exact sizes."
Cat took the boob hat and put it on, Jade found a doll of Anya Taylor Joy's character Casey with very synthetic skin and realistic jiggle to her boobs.
"Awesome."
"This is crazy. Did either of you order these?"
Cat and Jade shook their heads. There was no return address on the box but Tori found a note inside from the company.
'For being valued fans we gift you this box as a token of our gratitude. Inside is a magazine you can order more of our quality products from. Have a booby day'.
"You know what this means, right?" Jade asked.
Tori looked up from the box at Jade with some concern.
"We just hit the jackpot!"
The three got giddy and did a little dance of victory. The looked over the magazine and found other items they wanted, they crowded around it like they were young boys with a Sears catalogue. They found more dolls just like the Anya Taylor Joy doll they had, one for Christina Hendricks, Salma Hayek, Alexandra Daddario, Megan Fox, Sydney Sweeney, Kat Dennings and more. There were even ads for upcoming shows and movies for the channel like some kind of kinky Star Wars, Stranger Things, Marvel, DC, and other random bits. There were even fold out centerfolds that the girls were excited to unfold and look at together. There was even some kind of hyno-ring toy, through sketches it showed it could be used to hypnotize MILFS and turn them into obedient sex pets.
"We should buy it." Jade said, Tori and Cat looked at her surprised, "I mean, as a joke. It's not like it works or anything."
"Yeah," Tori said, looking at the pictures demonstrating the ring's power; it was probably just some dumb ripoff, why would they even want it anyway?
"But fine, we'll order it if that's what you're into."
Tori scoffed, "Yeah, right."
"Can we get X-Ray specs?" Cat asked, seeing a picture for them.
"Cat, do you want to see through women's clothing?" Tori frowned, a bit disappointed in her.
Cat hung her head in shame, "Yes."
Tori sighed, she felt bad seeing her like this, "Ok, we'll get you X-Ray specs."
"YAY! And a Christina Hendricks doll!"
"Huh?"
"You heard the girl! Let's order a doll with those blimps attached!"
At school, the girls' grades were starting to slip, the mysterious channel had a real hold on their lives. They barely paid any attention in class. Tori had 'Borrowed' Cat's Christina Hendricks doll and played with it under her desk, she had her own Kat Dennings doll to go with it, she stirpped both of them and pushed their big boobs together, she was so captivated with how awesome this was. Jade was sneek peeking naked pictures on her phone and Cat was becoming obsessed with the X-Ray specs even thought Tori told her they didn't really work. They paid almost no attention to their new teacher either.
"Hi class, I'll be your new teacher, Miss Berry."
Jade whispered to Tori, "Where's the hyno-ring?"
"At my place, why?"
"We should try it later."
"What? Jade, it's not real."
"Yes, I know that, Tori but I want to see it."
"Ladies, do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?"
Miss Berry looked strikingly familiar, a gorgeous woman with jet black hair and a curvy figure.
"No, Miss..." Tori couldn't remember her name even though she also wrote it on the board.
Cat saved Tori from embarrassment by removing the X-Ray specs and standing up, "I have to go to the bathroom."
She ran off in shame, Miss Berry had no time to stop her.
Jade shook her head, she hated being interrupted.
"Don't you think she looks like someone?"
"No," Jade said, annoyed.
"Like a famous singer of something? I feel like she's known for something? Kissing girls or something, right?"
"Tori, I don't live in your insane reality. Now I want to find someone to test that ring on to prove to you it doesn't actually work."
"Excuse me," Miss Berry said, a little scared of Jade to try and get her to stop once again.
Jade snapped, "Hey, can't you see that I'm talking right now?"
Miss Berry kept quiet and moved on.
Jade rolled her eyes, "Where was I? Oh, right. We have to figure out what hot older woman we could try it on. But who?"
Tori wanted to point out the obvious about she too was afraid of another outburst, she just let her continue to let the gears in her head try to come up with something.
To be continued!