A Pickle for the Faithful

by A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

The events of the Halo franchise as told by the Prophet of Truth, written in the style of Timothy Dexter, author of "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones."

The events of the Halo franchise as told by the Prophet of Truth, in the style of Timothy Dexter.

To mankind at Large the time is Com at Last the grat jrnie is at hand that why I will tell you i meane to Elevate myne onnest faithful to be lyke gods amonks the Stars thru the worshep of devine arktifacks Thay are cald Saykrid reengs ande they will lite the wey to devenetee So I tell all my freighthfull but almost NOt quite for the humins are the devel an thay spread Folshoods an discontent thay will tell you that the Arbitor slaid me by sword at the arch but no I tell you that the galaxee at Larg nose I still brethe and the Grat jorney has yet two pas I used the fiv feengr hand of Sorjent Jonson hu is onerabel amonks humins for the Parte he has playd apon the arch but he dos not make up four his lyes and Hairassy abaught the flud i tell you gud Faythful the flad is a mith a lejent to scair Childs intu gud behavor

Prophet of Truth Ord Castro