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Godric's Hollow, United Kingdom

"I am Lord Voldemort, the Dark Lord of Magical Briatin, and I will become the Supreme Sorcerer Ruler of the Wizarding World!" Voldemort real name Tom Marvelo Riddle arrogantly announce them.

"Uh, Moldybutt?" Young adult Homer Simpson said something dumb as the wooden floor that Voldemort was standing on is started to crack as he fell only half of his body stuck which made baby Harry cutely giggle and clapping his chubby hands in amusement while Lily wide eyes in shock that no one ever mocked Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named's name.

Narrator with French accent (from SpongeBob SquarePants): "Three minutes later. . ."

"Its VOLDEMORT, YOU BLOODY MUGGLE!" Voldemort shouted at Homer as he got out from the hole which Homer ignore the so-called Dark Lord as he was busy tickling baby Harry's chin. "Coochie coochie coo!" Baby Harry made adorably giggle which her mother didn't mind the stranger playing her baby while Voldemort's face turned red in anger.

"Are you listening to me?!" Voldemort madly shouted to the American muggle.

"Uh, did you say something and I was playing the little guy here, oh, yes you are~, yes you are~!" Homer made a childish comment to little Harry which made him clap his little hands adorable more. "Hehehe~!"

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Naruto universe

Kakashi Hatake, the Sixth Hokage of Konoha, stop on the middle of stamping as he felt something in the air. "Someone's out there is following my footsteps." Tears coming out from his eyes. "I'm so happy!"

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Back to Harry Potter universe

Now Voldemort's face turned nuclear as steam came out from his ears and nostrils then shouted at them like a madman.

"I'LL BLOODY MURDER YOU ALONG WITH THAT BABY!" Everything went silence, little Harry whimper as his eyes started to appear as Homer handing the baby to Lily which she tried to calm him down while he turned around facing Voldemort with anger face and clenching his knuckles then crack which in the first time of Tom's life: fear.

"Oh, you've done it, pal, and you made me VERY ANGRY!" Homer look at Lily and said calmly. "Uh, miss can you turned around and I don't want the little guy see this." Lily nodded her head as she and her son turned around. "Now where were we? Oh, right. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhh!" Homer leap and tackled at Voldemort then he began beatings. Lily just covered Harry since she didn't want his innocence be tainted. Behind them is a comical dust cloud where Homer and Voldemort are in the middle beatings, Homer's head and fists, Voldemort's legs and hands are showing with a beating sounds and cat screech.

The Dark Lord crawl out from the dust cloud away from the American muggle, he saw his wand as he tried to reach it, but his got caught of Homer's hand as he was forced back to the dust cloud. "Oh, no, don't start what you can't finished!"

Narrator with French accent (from SpongeBob SquarePants): "Thirty minutes later. . ."

Homer climb on the top of the cabinet and jumped mid-air then land on the lying Voldemort on the floor with his elbowed on him on the stomach.

Narrator with French accent (from SpongeBob SquarePants): "Thirty minutes later. . . again"

Homer rang around Voldemort's neck as he tried to get off the American muggle, but he didn't budge as Homer began giving the Dark Lord a noogie on the head and that made him scream.

"Oh, you like that, ha! Then I'll give you more!"

Narrator with French accent (from SpongeBob SquarePants): "Thrty minutes later. . . final"

Homer holding Voldemort's armed as a baseball bat or boxing glove then hitting him again, and again, and again, and again.

"Stop hitting yourself, *POW!* stop hitting yourself, *POW!* stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, *POW!* stop hitting yourself!"

"You're the one hitting me." Voldemort muttered weakly.

"Oh, okay." *BAM!* Homer made a sucker punched on Voldemort's face as he fell down on the floor. Homer putting his foot on Dark Lord's buttocks standing in triumph of victory. Lily was very shocked that the Amrican muggle have beaten Dark Lord Voldemort and little Harry just clapping his hands cutley seeing the funny man standing on the bad man.

Narrator with French accent (from SpongeBob SquarePants): "One hour later after the beating. . ."

Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Rubeus Hagrid arrive outside at Godric' Hollow, they went inside the house and went the stairs up, they were expecting dead bodies of James and Lily and injured little Harry, but they saw alive Lily tending the unconscious James' injury while the muggle stranger playing patty cake with little Harry, and finally they saw a beaten and tied-up Dark Lord Voldemort who was curling in fear at the corner.

"Lily, what happened here? Is James alright? What happened to Voldemort? And whose this stranger playing with Harry?" Sirius asks them in curiosity while holding the cage contained the rat animagus Peter Pettigrew seeing that his master was defeated.

"That man over there with Harry is Homer Simpson and he's our hero, Sirius." Lily answer him. Three of them including including rat Peter were shocked that a muggle beaten the dark wizard as they look at Homer as he notice them looking him.

"What, do I have something in my face?" Homer asks them while little Harry just laughed adorably.

Homer Simpson, the Man who defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort, the Man save the life of Harry Potter, the Man become Muggle Hero of Magical Britain.

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Story end

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Omake: Why you . . . Part 1

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"Why you bloody little!" Sirius Black strangling the mischievous Bart Simpson while Homer notice them as he walk at them.

"Mind if I joined in?" Homer asks him.

"Sure." Sirius replied back to him as he continuing strangling Bart.

"Thank you. Why you little, I'll teach you respecting our guests!" Homer joined the strangling Bart as well.

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Omake: Why you . . . Part 2

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"Why you bloody rich supremacist, I'll teach you the meaning equality!" Homer Simpson strangling the Pureblood aristocrat Lucius Malfoy who was a member of Death Eater, member of Voldemort's Inner Circle, a pardoned man who claimed of Imperius Curse and now being strangled by the American muggle.

"Woohoo, go Homer!" Sirius Black cheering at Homer.

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Omake end