The town of Magnolia was prosperous Town in Fiore. It was peaceful, good in terms of business, and hosted a few powerful guilds. One of which was Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail was one of, if not, the strongest Guild in Fiore. It hosted some of the most powerful Mages in this generation. However, they were also known for being destructive, which causes the Guild Master no shortage of trouble and anguish.
"I SWEAR TO THE SOUL KING, YOU PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME!"
The yell that rung through Magnolia just now, however, did not come from Fairy Tail.
Instead, it came from the newly formed Guild. The Pentagon Cross. The Guild's building was just outside of town, and occupied a group of old ruins. The building looked like an old castle with withered stone and plant-life around.
The inside, in contrast, was completely clean. Other than the large hall and tavern, there was a second floor with several rooms and offices. The furniture, lights, food, drinks, and everything inside was incredibly well-made.
On the second floor of the Guild Hall was the King of Quincy, Yhwatch, sitting in a small table with a book in hand and his right hand man, Jugram, pouring him a cup of tea.
"Hmm, it seems he's giving them quite the scolding again," Yhwatch commented, taking a glance from his book to look at the lower floor of the building.
Jugram finished pouring the tea and put the kettle away. "It is no surprise. Most of them cause nothing but trouble for the Guild Master."
In the first floor of the building, yelling at the Guild Members, was the Guild Master of Pentagon Cross. A young man with messy black hair, sleepless looking eyes, and sideburns.
"Every. Single. Time! I get nothing but complaints about how the jobs were done! Can't I get one positive review on our Guild!" He yelled turning to a thin and extremely pale man that had most of his body covered. "As Nodt, you scared the client until he fainted and pissed himself!"
"Not my fault," As Nodt simply shrugged his shoulders. "I didn't even use my Schrift. He was just that weak in terms to resisting fear."
"And Pepe, you slept with your clients wife!?" The Guild Master yelled at short and tubby, dark skinned man with sunglasses.
"Ha! I didn't even try to seduce her. Their love life was that bad!" Pepe said in his defense. "I even saw divorce papers BEFORE I slept with her."
"And you, Gérard!" He turned to a shirtless well, built man wearing a cale with a valkyrie helmet that only showed his long blond hair. "You destroyed almost an ENTIRE forest!? What possessed you to use that much power on ONE monster!"
"Ha! I thought it'd put up more of a fight!" Gérard barked a laugh, crossing his arms over his chest. "I was thoroughly disappointed. The forest was just collateral! Hahaha!"
"That's the freaking problem!" The Guild Master yelled before turning to a man that looked like a stereotypical luchadore wrestler with a mask that had a star on it. "And you, Mask, somehow managed to flip an entire building upside down!" He went through a the stack of papers he was holding a pulled out a specific report. "You didn't even damage the building! You LITERALLY flipped the entire building upside down without a single nail on the building itself being damaged!"
"The SUPERSTAR always finds a way!" Mask proudly exclaimed, puffing his chest with pride.
"I wasn't complimenting you!" The Guild Master cried out before turning to a girl with dark hair, a white uniform, and a cap. "And you, Bambi... Why? Just why?"
"Hey, it's not my fault!" Bambietta yelled back. "Why is it my problem that the towns in this world aren't explosion proof?"
"There isn't a universe out there that is Bambi-proof, you moron!" The Guild Master yelled back, pointing an accusing finger at Bambietta.
"Hahaha," a young man in clothes similar to a rain coat laughed as he leaned back on the table. "He's really pissed this time. Seriously, can you guys cause MORE problems?"
"You're no better, Gremmy!" The Guild Master immediately turned to Gremmy.
Gremmy tilted his head. "What did I do?"
"Between everyone here, you're the only one that can actually fix the damage he does, but you still don't!" The Master yelled again.
"Hey, hey," Gremmy just smiled and raise his hands in mock surrender. "I don't do THAT much damage."
"You set an entire mountaintop on fire!" The Guild Master pulled out a report from the stack and waved it in the air. "That mountaintop is STILL on fire!"
"... My bad?" Gremmy apologised, though his smile was anything but regretful.
"Dammit! You're almost as bad as Bambi!" The Guild Master yelled.
"The hell do you mean 'almost as bad as Bambi'?!" Bambietta asked.
"I swear you people are trying to actually kill me with stress," the Guild Master turned his yelling to the Guild in general now. "Every and each one of you brings back nothing but complaints and damage reports! The only ones that don't are Jugram, Lille, and Askin, and that's because Askin doesn't take any jobs!"
"Woah, woah, woah!" A skinny man with a laid back look and messy hair raised his hands upon being called. He was leaning back on one of the chairs with his feet on the table. "I'm just waiting for the right job. I'll take a quest sooner or later."
"You said that last month, you lazy bum!" The Guild Master yelled back at Askin.
The door to the kitchen suddenly burst open and a guy with a pink mahawk came out. "Would you people quit that racket! I'm trying to cook here!"
"AND YOU! YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH ONE OF MAGIC KNIGHTS!
"HE MADE FUN OF MY BADASS HAIR!"
"This is likely going to last quite some time," Jugram commented as he watched the Guild Master keep yelling.
"Let them be," Yhwatch hummed, picking up his tea and smiled. "After all, this is simply how things are here."
