"Hello there! Welcome to Yaupon! My name is irrelevant, but I am a Pokémon Professor! This world is inhabited by vicious and malicious creatures, humans. However there are also wondrous creatures with phenomenal abilities called pokemon. For some people, pokemons are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself… I bathe in the marvels of pokemons as a profession. Although humans can be vile, their alliance with Pokémon can be most remarkable. So embark with us on this journey, a Pokémon legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with Pokémon awaits! Let's go!"
6 year old
"This is not the pokemon I wanted." I say.
"Well, it's a great pokemon and it's cute." my mom replies.
"I don't really want cute. Could we exchange it?"
I lied. I love cute, but this pokemon is just weak. How am I going to win gym battles with a togepi? It's so weak, has an inconsistent moveset due to metronome and even if I were to evolve it to a togetic I would need a shiny stone to make it valid. It is so rare and so expensive. The Togepi walked clumsily to me before falling over. It rolled whilst dangling its feet and arms. I cannot lie, this was adorable. I'm sure this would charm some people in class that are into contests. I pick it up and put it on its feet.
"Well you don't have to be its trainer. Just need to take care of it. You'll need to know how to do that if you're a pokemon trainer. ( plus it was kinda expensive, maybe it'll teach you manners too!)"
She was right, but I don't like this pokemon. It's just responsibility without any fun part for me. Why would I like to take care of it? Togepi was sitting looking at me. I took it to my room where an enclosure was prepared for it. I read it.
Togepi: spiky ball pokemon
Ability: serene grace
Surprisingly not bad ability, but a girl? A picture I hung up falls on the floor. I pick it up. It's a picture of my dream team. Greninja, Garchomp, Dragonite, Kingdra, Copperajah and Electivire. I don't like saying that, but I don't really like fairy types. Those little cute stuff are making the best type (dragon) look stupid weak. Their discovery is the worst thing that ever happened. Tomorrow is show and tell amp; I have no intention of bringing it. It's a girl pokemon, it would be so embarrassing!
