Gosh. Luminous Libromancer's totally cute and adorable when she gets this animated over a subject she loves, but that's not enough to detract from how boring this date's been up to this point. Hmm.

Time to kick things up a notch~

There are two things you do. First, you surreptitiously pour essence into the biomods near your skin. Your glands go into overdrive, secreting lovely pheromones that're enough to drive anyone crazy. Even yourself. Of course that's a feature, not a bug~! If you can't handle a cheap trick like this, how would you ever call yourself a proper villainess? The sense of arousal's also a nice kick to your system! Really helped jolted you out of the sniffly headache-laden haze you were in. Ah, this feels so much better, it's like your mind's all floaty now~!

The second thing you do?

You begin to talk. A bit of essence to your larynx, a tangent to go on as you channel the gleeful, overwhelming lust that fills your thoughts at every second of every day…

"Hey, hey, why is it always the cute girls who end up as Magical Girls?" You ask cheerfully.

Luminous Libromancer pauses in her tasks and looks over. She raises an eyebrow. Cool, calm, collected. For now. Hee~!

"… What?" Your love asks flatly.

"Like, Magical Girls are always girls! And cute girls at that! Why is that?"

"Some started out as males," Luminous Libromancer states haltingly.

"But those were the ones who were cute girls in their hearts! And I'm talking about Magical Girls as a whole? Hey, hey, why are you all so cute? And gorgeous and effortlessly pretty! Like Infinity Princess!"

"Of course, you're into her too," Luminous Libromancer rolls her eyes.

"It's true though, she's so gorgeous it's totally unfair! It's like she doesn't have to put any work at all into being that pretty! Like, did she always look that way or is it just after she transforms?"

Well, you know the truth. Kaina is that effortlessly pretty, and it is totally unfair.

But Kaina's always looked that way apparently~!

And you wouldn't have her any other way. You can picture her in your mind's eye right now. That stoic expression she constantly wears, the piercing nature of her wonderful eyes. Kyah~! You want to sculpt her features, immortalize them for private use! You want her to be your knight instead of working to save all the smelly garbage people! None of them deserve her, she's too good for the pathetic meat sacks…

"… It is unfair, huh. Might make for a good topic of research..." Libromancer coughs now, a red hue beginning to color her skin. That'd be your lovely corruptive pheromones at work. "… I mean…"

"And why are all Magical Girls totally into each other?"

That gets Libromancer to stumble. The purple-haired girl glares at you know, even as her breathing intensifies. "W… What?! What the hell are you even on about?!"

"You know, all the girls in the USNA are totally into each other, right? Every week on Chirper or the messageboards there's new articles about how these girls have hooked up. Like, like Eternal Twilight and Crystal Rogue! Or, or Electric Diva and Spark Hazel! And wasn't there this one massive polycule-"

"That's just because the goddamn Americans are hedonists," Libromancer says, clearly flustered. She winces as an errant thought comes to mind. "… Goddamn it, now I'm thinking about this. Hey, you, stop -"

But you're not done yet.

Oh no.

You're not close to being done yet.

"Isn't it nice to constantly imagine them doing that?" You sigh wistfully. "Like, Magical Girls are all totally cute and sexy, it's so unfair. But to just imagine a bunch of cute, sexy girls who're constantly into doing each other… Isn't that just a wonderful thought?"

"It – It might be, but that's beside the point. Heart rate elevated, breathing – Hey, stop that!" Libromancer says, striding over to you. "Stop getting all… Excited on my nice borrowed medical equipment!"

"What?" You say, feigning confusion. "Haven't you ever thought about it before? Steele and Infinity Princess are your teammates, right? They're both total cuties. Steele modeled for a swimsuit magazine before she became a Magical Girl, didn't she? Like, isn't it fun to imagine what it'd be like with a girl as cool and sexy as she is? Haven't you ever looked at her old pinups and wondered what might've been?"

Hee~! It definitely is~!

"I might've b- but that is beside the point," Luminous Libromancer fumes. "Just… Stop getting excited now!"

"And Infinity Princess is gorgeous and wonderful," you say. This is fun, you don't even have to fake excitement. You're just spitting truths and devouring lies right now~! "Don't you ever imagine what it'd be like to be saved by her one day? To have her staring down at you with that cool gaze of hers'?"

"…" Libromancer pauses, then sniffs. Heh. She's not going to detect anything. Your pheromones are… Well, they're not odorless; they just smell like you. But it's the same difference in this small room.

"Why does everything smell like you all of a sudden," Libromancer demands, sounding irate.

"… It does?" You ask, feigning cluelessness.

"Yes! It smells good for some blasted reason! And…" Terminus City's premier mage pants, her cute pouty lips parted ever so slightly. Her face is well and indeed flushed, and her eyes are… Actually a bit crazed.

Hmm. She's clearly aroused; you can see it in the way her nipples are ever so slightly protruding from her robes…

… She totally went commando! Is it just because she was too lazy to wear a bra today?

Hee. That's so in character for your love~!

"What kind of magical effect is this?!" Libromancer wails. "It's screwing with my cognition now… Ugh. I didn't want to have to do this… Come here, I'm going to give you a more physical exam. Strip. Now. I'm getting to the bottom of this right now!"

Yeah, her decision-making's a bit impaired if this is the step she's jumping to.

Not that you mind.

Now, what are you going to use as your finisher…