Prologue
When standing face to face with a truck many think back on their life and what they have accomplished and maybe feel a lil sad. However when I'm in that situation, I'm just annoyed. God fucking damn it, I said. "I hate Mondays" *BAM* "oh shit I ran someone over!" I heard before slipping into wherever I'm supposed to go. That hit like a truck, wait a minute… I opened my eyes only to see that I'm not where I was before, I was surrounded by darkness. Suddenly a figure appeared and shouted: "BOO!" Holy fucking shit you scared the crap out of me! Hold on, what are you? I looked at the… Ghost? Spirit? It was a figure wearing a robe and one of these anonymous masks, but he was completely light blue. It's like a force ghost!
"My name is Dave, Dave the spooky ghost, and you are?" "Heheh Dave the spooky ghost heheh."
I giggle. "Shut up I'm trying to be in-character as a ghost." You just became a ghost? No, but if I was not blue-ish I would not be seen as a spooky ghost. Alright ask me this Dave the goofy ghost! What the hell is going on!? Dave looked at me irritated. Youre the worst, I'm a SPOOKY GHOST. "It's you're" Mr. Goofy Dave" I said grinning from ear to ear. You- ARE doing this on purpose! Whatever ill answer your question.
Dave the Annoyed Ghost floated up and raised his voice. You are in fact dead my friend, but God didn't know where to put you. You are not a very good person, you really like messing around and pull the worst pranks ever, but one day on your days of mysterious pranks you saved a legend who changed the world for the better. You may have done it unknowingly, but you saved Mr. Harambe. In many universes the gorilla would have been shot, but because the five-year-old was not at the zoo on that day, you saved Harambe. Impossible! Harambe would have died If I hadn't kidnapped that child for a Mr. Beast video?! Holy Hell I'm the best person alive! Wait I'm dead?
You may relax, you will be revived. Dave… there's a twist, I can tell. Yeeeaaahhh you're being revived in a dangerous specific place in another universe where beings with overpowered powers lurk that having a taste for human beings. I was absolutely bamboozled, horrified and very spooked by his confession. That's NOT FAIR IM NOT STRONG! That much is true, but you will be receiving an alright ability, now please allow me to explain it in a detailed and specific way.
Have you seen Avatar the last Airbender? What's that for question? I thought you would explain my power in a detailed and specific way? IM TRYING TO! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! Well okay I did see it, and? Well you must remember that one avatar state where you can contact spirits of previous avatars right? What, I'm not an avatar DAVE! Well I will grant you permission to have contact with 4 spirits to your choosing. Alright now we're talking! I'll pick these epic fellas. Are you sure? Why not say their names?
Well I need to make suspense; I'll reveal them when the timing is epic. Ah understandable, before your revival could you tell me your name? My name is… Greg.
Alright Creg, Good luck!