Yukari flew up and summoned thousands and thousands of magic orbs and beams around her in a beautiful pattern.
"Playing the old game huh?" Adve said creating a barrier around him that froze the incoming bullets on touch, but there were too many of them and in seconds shattered the barrier.
Adve didn't see that coming and needed to evade as many projectiles as possible, unfortunately for him though he's fat.
"Ow! Ow! OOF! AH!"
But before any more could hit, he decreased his size to mini avoiding the projectiles.
"Your ability allows you to use the power of everyone in Gensokyo right?" Yukari asked.
"heh heh, Making me the strongest person in ALL OF GENSOKYO!"
Adve popped back to his original size and summoned a miniature sun, throwing it at Yukari but she let the sun go in a split, and made another one above Adve dispensing the sun back to him. Adve froze his sun and shattered it.
Yukari dashed towards Adve, umbrella at hand and clashed with Adve who summoned a red energy sword.
"Coming closer hm?! HAHAHA this will be FUN!"
Yukari made a split in Adve's arms and closed them, causing him to eat his own dish: arm decapitation.
"AAHHHH-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAA! That's more like it!"
Yukari kicked Adve away with high force and summoned a bunch of magic energy spears right at his direction.
Adve had been pierced 21 times by the spears, but he's still smiling much to Yukari's shock. "HAHAHA- well fought Yukari, but I've only gone easy!"
"You're bluffing!" Yukari said.
"Nuh uh, watch watch this…"
"DARK REVIVAL!"
black shadows came from Adve's missing arms, and his obesity disappeared and regained his arms. "Before I was in my weaker form, I'm now MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!"
Yukari made another split but this time aiming for his head, however she wasn't fast enough.
Adve sprinted then flew to Yukari grabbing her and while flying he made Yukari touch the ground. Then he threw her on the ground and attacked with "FANTASY SEAL!"
BOOOOOOOOOOMMM
Everyone previously defeated saw what happened. "That's impossible!" Went through their head. "Indeed, I DEFEATED YOUR PRECIOUS LAST HOPE! HAHAHAHA!"
Adve laughed hysterically.
"HAHAHHAAA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES! Anyway, I'll end this battle once and for all."
Adve started powering up a powerful attack, until Adve heard something getting closer.
"mmmmmmmooooottttttthhhhhhheeeeerrrrrfffffuuuucccckkkkkeeeerrrrr!"
Greg said falling down with a powered up right fist.
"UNTIL DEATH!" Blue magic dispersed from my right arm, and I land my punch right in his face. Adve fell down on the ground so hard a giant crater formed on impact.
"How the turntables" I said. Adve was angry at me now! Oh dear what should I do?
"Dammed Fool!" He yelled while he summoned a magic red sword and tried to stab me.
Adve extended his swords length. But I grabbed the sword with my mechanical hand, not damaging it.
Adve tried to loosen my grip to the sword, but it didn't work.
I pulled the sword towards me with a strong force, flinging Adve to me.
I punched him in the face again. "UNTIL DEATH!"
This caused Adve's lower jaw to detach from his skull.
Adve said nothing, but had fear written on his face and fled away using a split.
"Mr. Beast! Get everyone to Diets Nuts Hospital" I ordered.
3 hours later.
Sitting in the break room of the hospital. I sat reading the updates on the wounded.
Reimu is currently unconscious but will be fine.
Marisa is already awake and was doing good as well.
Vampires have insane healing abilities they are as good as they were before battle.
I can finally name the youkai who attacked me, Mystia is here too doing fine.
And another unfamiliar name on the list. Keine is a schoolteacher, why would a schoolteacher be in a battlefield? Anyway, everyone was doing fine and are stable.
In a few days they'll be good to go.
However that was not the case for Yukari who was heavily wounded.
A combo of going really fast and constant crashing on the ground could be really fatal, it's a wonder she's even alive.
Mr. beast came in the room. "Mr. Beast, if I may ask how did you build a hospital so fast?
You never told me when I was training."
"I hired a 100 children to build a hospital!" He responded.
"Al righty?" I said confused.
Mr. Beast seems to run on his own logic.
"I'll check up on everyone, thanks Mr. Beast and please don't enslave children next time."
First up, I'll check up on Reimu.
Must have been mad finding out her shrine had been destroyed, that combined with her defeat as well.
Entering her hospital room, Marisa was sitting on a chair next to the still unconscious Reimu. Marisa has blonde hair and yellow eyes, wearing witch's clothes in a black-white color scheme and also wore the iconic witch hat.
"Hey miss, I don't think we've met before."
Marisa turned her head to me; She was saddened by the sight of her friend defeated in bed.
"Hello Greg, thank you for saving us." She spoke.
"Oh dear me, don't be sad Marisa! We're all alive now are we?"
"But we never ran into someone that can copy our abilities." She said. I pieced something together with her comment.
"Hold on, you think he can also copy my ability?" A concerned look on our faces came up. "Matpat and Gordon might have been desummoned or worse, Adve could have control over them.
"Hey, listen, as long as we can surprise him, he'll have a disadvantage and not flee when at his lowest."
After I said that, there was someone knocking on the door.
I opened the door to find Mystia standing there.
"Hello human" she said quietly. "Hello Mystia, what brings you here?"
Mystia looked at me with a shy look on her face.
"I'm here for you human, I'd like to say I'm sorry!"
She's cute so I gave her head pats.
"H-huh!?" "Don't worry about it, next time just don't attack random people who pass by".
Mystia perked up. "Thank you!" She said and quickly after ran off.
"Oh that birdbrain" Marisa said with an improved mood after our encounter.
"She is cute though!" She added. "I agree.
Anyway I want to check up on Alice, you two are good friends, right?
Well she made me an arm and I owe her for that and more."
"Oh did she? Well she is really nice even to outsiders though a lot run out of her house when they saw her dolls." Marisa said.
"You can go ahead; I need to terrorize Reimu when she wakes up" she grinned.
And with that I went for her room.
Alice perked up when she heard her room door open. "Hey Greg!"
"Hello Alice, I've returned in a better state faster than I expected.
However it's the opposite for you now." That made Alice laugh.
"Truth be told, I can handle this better than you did when you lost your arm." She said.
"I am more concerned for Yukari.
She might be an asshole sometimes but she's the most youkai a youkai can get."
"Yeah, you and me both.
I think Adve's comments got to her, with all of you wounded on the ground would have made it worse."
The doctor came in. "Alice good news! You're pretty much good to go."
"Thank you, Dr Bob. I'll stay around here though; I'm worried about Yukari."
"That's fine" Dr Bob said.
"I'm going to say hi to everyone else now, cya later!" I said while waving. Alice waved back to me, and with that I'm off once again.
Walking through the hallway I came across the other girl I've not met before the attack.
She has brown eyes and long silver hair with blue highlights, and also has a house on her head. "Hello miss, never seen or met you before either. My name is Greg, nice to meet you!"
Keine looked up at me. "Oh, it's you. You've been on my suspicious list since you've entered the village."
"…"
"What."
"I haven't been to school in TWO YEARS and now teachers are secret agents for the community? Was pay that low!?"
Keine smiled at my comment and spoke up. "Well I'm not exactly just a teacher but I also am the village guardian, and you were a very odd case. The first European that entered through Misty Lake somehow."
"And you suddenly changed your mind after I saved your ass huh?" I laughed at my own comment, infecting Keine to laugh with me.
"If it weren't for your stupidity, you wouldn't be alive, I've heard Kasen rant about you, even after your second confrontation she still has an eye peeled on you" Keine warned.
Speak of the devil, Kasen happened to walk close by as she said that.
"What are you two talking about?" Kasen asked.
"Oh just about how you still find little old me suspicious even after our fun chat party at the shrine." I jibber jabbered.
Kasen looked at Keine with a look of anger. "I told you not to tell him! He's still sus you know!" "Amongus"
"what did you say human?"
"Sorry, sus is a short word for suspicious and it reminded me of the hit game Among Us."
Both Keine and Kasen had no clue what the hell I was talking about.
"Welllll it was nice catching up cya!" I said running off.
Next room I visited was Sakuya's room. She might not really want to see me because she doesn't like humans, but I do like her (Don't get the wrong idea).
Opening the door and going through I saw Sakuya bandaged up in bed.
"Hey there Sakuya, are you doing okay?"
Sakuya sighed, "doing fine, but I can't serve mistress like this." She said.
"Sakuya? Are you so set up on work? You really should take a vacation once." I advised.
Sakuya simply looked down.
"Wait, you like Remilia, don't you? Like in really like her?"
Then Sakuya began to blush. "That explains why you're very loyal." I said.
"Please don't tell her" Sakuya pleaded dropping her usual self.
"I won't I won't I promise, but you'll have to! Hey, I can help you with that, I'll be your wingman."
"I can do it myself!" She shouted. "Okay okay I'm sorry, just forget I said it… Buuuuuutttt if you need a musician, I can be your long-lost pall."
"Maybe, but I didn't know you were a musician!" Sakuya was genuinely shocked that I'm a musician. "I'm a singer, want me to prove it?"
Sakuya nodded yes, so I sang a quick song that I could sing without instrumentals: the fnaf 1 song (Frank Sinatra style)
"Join us, be our friend.
Or just be stuck and defend.
After all you only got- Five nights at Freddy's"
"Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it.
Why do you want to stay?"
"Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it.
Why do you want to stay?"
"Five nights at Freddy's!"
"Who's Freddy?" Sakuya asked.
"Don't worry about it, how's my singing?"
"It's good, just missing the instrumentals" she said.
"Good otherwise I would have made you like my voice." I said in a serious tone.
But Sakuya got saved by Patchouli who came visiting.
"Alright I'll check up on the last few peeps, and Sakuya please take a small break.
Another Doctor called Dr Phill told me the scarlet sisters where chilling under a parasol on the roof of the hospital. Climbing on vines I make my way to the roof. I was right below where the scarlets where chilling, they were enjoying the view. Well until I suddenly grabbed the fence and jumped up. "BOOO!"
"AAAAAHHH! Greg!"
"AAAAAHHH! Breg!"
"Hello malady's how's the view?" I casually spoke like nothing happened.
Flandre pouted. "Do that again and I'll suck your Blo-" "Dick."
"…"
"I said bl-" "DICK."
"No that's not-"
"If I legally change my name to blood, would you suck my dick instead?"
Flandre didn't know how to respond, she needn't because Remilia angrily spoke up.
"That's my little sister you're talking about!"
"And my blood! Listen I need to distract myself whenever anyone brings it up, it's a miracle that I am not pissing my pants when I'm with you."
"What?" Confuzeld Remilia.
"Yeah, sorry"
"OH SHIT I STILL FORGOT THE DAMN LETTER!"
Suddenly Sakuya in a wheelchair showed up. "Mistress, Yukari is awake!" She said.
Remilia looked at me and said:" The letter doesn't matter anymore.
Yukari and I know the most about this situation."
Now it was my turn to say. "What?"
Everyone on the hospital, the wounded, the doctors, mister Breast, me and a Reimu body pillow falling in for Reimu.
"Hello everyone, this is definitely not how I expected our talk to go."
Everyone agreed, I hadn't gotten a clue what the hell is going on.
"Greg, for you I'll explain in from the beginning."
Yukari coughed and started her explication.
500 years ago 5 humans showed up in Gensokyo, they were all called Dave for some reason.
One Dave explained to me they were here to fight over the name of Dave after contacting each other from all across the country. (Holy shit just like the John battle! I thought)
Each of the Dave's have a strong ability.
One can phase through everything, so he is immortal.
Second could manipulate celestial objects like sun or black holes.
Third can manipulate the mood of a person.
Fourth can summon anything and everything.
And the fifth, he can copy anyone's abilities. (Holy shit) Adve is literally an acronym for Dave.
Back to the fight, they fought in and in sub-dimensions of Gensokyo until they accidentally separated and blocked themselves up in different universes.
During the main battle 2 Daves got themselves killed off by the hands of Adve.
The only ones left are the third who works as a businessman and collects taxes from powerful people.
The fourth is hidden In a ghost realm.
And the fifth just attacked us. I wanted to warn everyone while I was discussing this with Remilia a few days ago and made letters to warn every corner of Gensokyo. But you never showed up with the letter for Reimu.
I interrupt. "Well I was attacked by Adve, and he blasted my arm off!" I said showing off my mechanical hand. It got the whole room silent.
"You got attacked by Adve first?" Kasen asked.
"Yes, I think so"
"So that's why your arm looked strange!" Flandre said.
"Hey, I have one question myself, what has Koakuma gotten to do with Dave the tax collector? Was she secretly an ally?"
I asked. Remilia spoke up. "Koakuma and I made a contract to avoid Dave tax collector.
So we moved the mansion form France to Gensokyo, and he still found us, so Koakuma casted one of the strongest seals on him."
Yukari spoke up again.
We decided to do the same with the other two at the same time before they destroyed the land. And now, two seals had been broken. The only one that hasn't been broken was the 4th Dave.
"I was summoned by Dave the spooky ghost who gave me the power to summon 4 companions, I
have been brought here by him and not god! I HAD BEEN LIED TO!"
"But why did he summon you? No offense Greg." Keine asked.
"He told me I broke fate, destiny itself causing Harambe to not die in 2016."
I responded.
Patchouli stepped in. "That's right! He disobeyed the laws of gravity! I saw it with my own eyes!" "Ohhh yeaaahhh I did do that I totally forgor ." I said with Matt Rose's SKULLEMOJI.
"So I can break the rules of reality?"
"Probably something like that yes." Patchouli said.
"Or breaking the rules of physics" Marisa suggests.
"What if you're a comical character?" Yukari also suggested.
"Ha-ha that would be funny (hello readers, laugh at my jokes, from now on I'm a comedian).
"Anyway enough about my true power, what the hell do we do now?" I asked Yukari.
"We need to evacuate the less strong youkai and humans and gather the strongest from Gensokyo then we think of a battleplan." She answered.
"But first we'll rest, the others must have received their letters already.
It began to become nighttime; I spend most of the time talking to Mr. Beast who was managing the Diets Nuts Hospital. We finally cleared out his abilities.
Mr. Beast
Strength:2.4/10
Speed: 4/10
Intelligence: 6.5/10
Abilities: money, runs on GTA logic apparently.
We were planning on applying fortifications to the hospital for the evacuation. It's going to be fucking amazing. It's going to have a gigantic bunker underneath the building, turrets set up all around the nearby area.
A magic shield dome surrounding the hospital.
We also will add more rooms like security rooms and a control room.
More outside defenses but we still need more people, stinger people to be exact.
As we were planning though we were interrupted by Marisa. "You two, get up! Reimu is awake!"
"Oh shoot Reimu has awoken from her slumber" I joked.
Everyone was gathered in Yukari's room because she's not in a walking state, it's only due to her regeneration that she's looking good, hell she's an eternal 17-year-old how do you think she's keeping up her form?"
"Uhh everyone, what's going on?" Reimu said. "Oh yeah! We beat up the Adve guy, we strolled enough time for Yukari to kill him!"
Yukari interfered. "No Reimu, I've been beaten."
Reimu's look on her face went from satisfaction to concern. "What?"
"We've been saved by Greg yet again." Remilia said. "Hold on what happened, explain!"
So we explain.
"Oh my" Reimu reacted. "Say it ain't so!"
Buddy Holly riff*
"And what was that sound?" Reimu seems to be going insane because I totally did not break reality to make a reference, hold on what did I do?
"Sorry, the plan didn't work" Marisa said.
"We still have a chance to defeat him!" Mr. Beast said.
"I HIRED ALL OF GENSOKYO TO KILL A MAN FOR $ DOLARS!"
Everyone cheered up. "WHOOOHOOO THAT MONEYS MINE BABY!"
"NO! ITS MINE IVE BEEN SOLVING INCIDENTS SINCE 2002!"
"Hey just want to let you know the pizza is ready."