Dawn was on the break of ending in Gensokyo. A fragment of the barrier shattered and out came a man, he is fat with skinny legs and has a very long nose. He turned away to look at his army and he said:

"MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOON!"

A loud cheering can be heard from his army of minions, letting everyone know that Gru has entered Gensokyo.

Mr. Beast was using drones to travel all around Gensokyo to find Adve's location.

Instead he saw his rival, Gru and his army of minions.

Mr. Beast doesn't know why they are here, but it could only mean one thing, bad news.

He activated the speakers to inform the rest of what's going on, even be it at "3:00 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING MR. BEAST LET ME SLEEP!" I yelled at the newly formed meeting room since Yukari is now in a wheelchair just like Sakuya.

"Sorry, I know days are getting harder but it's getting worse." Mr. Beast said.

"First Adve and now a criminal from the outside world?" Reimu asked "that'll be easy."

"Don't underestimate Gru, he defeated other high-ranking criminals." I said.

Flandre spoke up. "Doesn't that make him a good guy?"

"Well yes but actually no." Mr. Beast responded.

"Update! He is approaching the Bamboo Forest!" Marisa said looking at the drone's cameras.

"Oh no is he going to steal the moon again?" Mr. Beast said.

"Steal the moon!?" This got everyone shocked like they always do.

"And we've still not received any response from everyone I sent a letter to!" Yukari worriedly said.

"I'm going to check that place out." I said.

"But you can't go alone!" Alice Argued. "What if you lose more body parts?"

"Then come with me, I won't mind a team." I responded.

"You know what, why not?" Alice said in response.

"Alice got hurt the least during Adve's attack. You guys still need more time to heal, and you Mr. Beast you need to stay and manage the Hospital."

I planned. "And if something goes wrong, you could see on the drones, plan?"

"No clue you had a brain." Remilia teased.

"And you still have one after I smashed a lamp on your skull?" I dissed back.

"Even with my disadvantage you still would have been caught by us if it wasn't for Dave!" Remilia responded.

"All right everybody take your bets!" Mr. Beast said while putting up a beat from the speakers!

"GREG VERSOS REMILIA SCARLET!

BEGIN!"

"So Remilia, you can't believe that I'll beat ya!

So I'll prove it right here on stage to appeal ya!"

"You might be powerful, but you can't step in my shower full of sunlight."

"Just one step and you'll be done alright?"

"But I can't blame you for that I guess, but still I Greg can outrun you without gas!"

"See ya on the flip side motherfucker!"

"Ah Greg how wonderful, a shelter is what you seek."

"But when I need you to pay you freak out for a leak."

"May the sun be my weakness but yours is more ridiculous."

"You've broken my rules, so I won't follow yours now prepare to be my blood whore!"

"My fucking god Remilia, blood whore?! That's a fate worse than death!

Don't scare me like that!" I said shocked.

"I may have gone a little far with my words there" Remilia confessed with a grin.

"Yeah, nope not at all, come Alice I want to get out of here!" I said grabbing Alice's arm dragging her out of the hospital with me.

Alice couldn't help but laugh at my defeat. "Yeah, I lost, so what? I'll get her next time!

But now we are going to bamboo place!" I frustratedly said.

"Okay~" Alice grinned.

I couldn't help but notice the little yellow minions gathered outside the bamboo forest.

Why aren't they going in? Is the bamboo that hard to squeeze through?

"Hey Greg let's not get close to them." Alice said.

"We won't, I just don't know where to go from here. Ah fuck it we are heading straight in.

We need to find the Eretai place right?"

"It's Eientei." Corrected Alice. "Yes Eventrey, so now we're inside we just need some good luck finding it!"

"Allow me to introduce myself!"

bad to the bone riff*

"My name is Tewi!"

"Holy shit Alice I think that's Tewi!" I shockingly said.

"I bring good luck to humans!" Tewi added.

"Holy shit Alice she brings good luck!" Very shocked me said.

Tewi has dark red eyes, black shoulder-length hair, and fluffy white rabbit ears but doesn't know what shoes are, and also wears a frilly pink-white dress.

"I can guide you two through the bamboo forest!

This is a place in the forest you can get easily lost in! However I'll guide you to Eientei!"

"Really? Thank you Tewi. Guide us to your Eitei place."

"It's Eientei!" Both Alice and Tewi corrected.

"Yeah, sure whatever, heh egg-ent-egg heh."

Tewi, the small rat with long ears guided us all normally UNTIL!

"Hey what's your name Mr.?" Tewi asked.

"It's Greg" the guy named Greg said.

"I need to ask you two for a favor! It's really important."

"Hm what would that be?" Alice asked.

"Well, I kinda pranked Reisen a bit too hard, with that I mean.

I BURNED DOWN HER FAVORITE FLOWER AND NOW SHES OUT FOR BLOOD!" Tewi explained.

"You dumb idiot what kind of prank is that? I can do better than that!" I responded.

"Greg you're NOT pranking this is a serious mission we must sti-"

She couldn't finish her sentence and we were gone. "SON OF A BI-"

Me and Tewi reached a small clearing in the bamboo forest where a girl with an outfit that consists of a long-sleeved black business suit over a white shirt, along with a beige skirt, white socks and red shoes. Also she has red eyes, long light-purple hair and long rumpled rabbit ears. She was gathering drugs from the ground (there just mushrooms).

"Alright Tewi" I whispered. "Watch and learn." I sneaked my way to the crouched rabbit Reisen.

I come closer and I scream: "EEEUWWAAAAA!"

And at the same time I jump at her Foxy fnaf jumpscare style.

Reisen turned around just in time to see the funny face I made while in mid-air and we collapsed to the ground.

"AAHH WHAT THE HELL!" A shocked and confused Reisen yelled.

"How about that for a prank?" I asked to Tewi still with Reisen on the ground.

Tewi couldn't hold it anymore and busted out laughing.

"YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! HAHAHHAAH!" She cried out.

Reisen however wasn't so happy, so she pulled out a megaphone.

"That was my last straw! You can die here for all I care!" She said and shot with the megaphone. How do you shoot a megaphone though? Turns out, that's her thing she does.

"OOF" I oofed after getting shot causing me to fall to the ground and Tewi to leave me behind out of fear. "Well shit" I said as I rolled away dodged another shot she fired.

I stand back up and hide behind a bamboo stick.

I've received training from the best I remember, so I confidentially stood up and said: "Rabbit." Yeah, I just said rabbit.

Reisen took no bs and shot at me three times. I blocked the shots with my mechanical right-hand kind of how Darth Vader did it in empire strikes back.

Reisen just now noticed my lack of an arm. "Who are you exactly? That's no arm I've ever seen!" She asked.

"I only have one arm that's the point." My answer finally made sense to Reisen.

"You lost yours." She concluded.

"Yes, now we're talking about my missing arm could we stop fighting?" My suggestion fell off though. "Hell no I'm still mad!" She reised her megaphone (haha get it?) and began shooting me again.

I managed to dodge them while running from one bamboo plant to another to get closer to her and eventually I rushed to Reisen and raised my fist for an incoming punch making her flinch but didn't hit her. "Reisen, I really don't want to hurt you, please stop fighting (shes to cute I'm unable punch AAHHH). Reisen looked at me. "Nuh-uh!" She said as she made me lose my sanity.

So I got kidnapped by her sadly, because Reisen made me lose my sanity and I saw Man from the Aslume games fighting the Jonkler with his kid Robbing fighting the killer Cock.

Anyway I guess I'm inside uhhh Eierentei?

I'm tied to a pole with Reisen keeping an eye on me.

But no fear because I have a plan!

You know that meme if you get kidnapped you need to constantly talk about something, and they'll throw you out? Perfect for this situation!

"In 1983 a man named William Afton and his partner Henry made animatronics for their pizzeria named Fredbears diner-"

"Shut the hell up!"

"And after the bullies put the child in Fredbears mouth it happened to close and the child died in that incident named the bite of 1983."

Reisen put a stick in-between my teeth and tied it to my head.

That did not work out so well.

"Listen, you stay here, and I'll free you later, be a good kid and don't escape." She patted my head while saying that.

"IMF NOFFA KIIII" I tried saying.

"Heheh cya!"

There's no way in hell I'm staying here, that's why I haven't mentioned plan B!

Using my until death ability but not releasing it still causes strong blue magic to flow out freeing me in the process. Heheh I'm free, hold up, what's that?

I saw a golden glow coming from behind a plank from the ceiling.

Removing it I saw a small secret room.

Climbing up and entering the room there I saw a scroll! "Could this be, a new spell?"

I've received a new ability! It's called: Great'o Mighty it makes my eyes glow blue and increases my speed, strength and durability by a long shot!

If only found more scrolls. Now what the hell should I do now?

I don't know where Gru could be hiding, or why he'd come here.

Alice was wandering through the forest of bamboos when she came across Tewi running away. "TEWI!" "Huh oh hey Alice." "Where is Greg?" Tewi looked away in shame.

"I left him after he made Reisen mad." Alice nodded in disbelief.

"This guy is truly an idiot." She picked up Tewi. "Guide me to where you pranked Reisen."

Tewi obeyed and showed the way.

"Here's where I left him, they're not here anymore!" Tewi said.

"Alright I'll take it from here Tewi, now shoo and don't cause any more trouble!"

Alice ran further, she is following the footprints Reisen left.

Turns out Greg had lost somehow, probably ran out of luck.

And it didn't take long for Alice to find Eientei, a large, old-fashioned Japanese mansion hidden deep within the Bamboo forest of the lost (spooky).

"Alright I'll just need to knock and wait" Alice said to herself.

Alice was allowed entry inside the Eientei when she got greeted by Eirin at the door.

Eirin has dark grey eyes, long silver hair, has a large braid on her back and carries a strange pair of bow and arrow.

Her clothing is red and blue and is covered with constellation patterns. She also wears something similar to a nurse's cap.

"Hey Eirin, have you recently received a letter from Yukari?"

"We don't usually have mail; we'd notice if we had, we would have read it."

Alice had a copy of the letter in hand and gave it to her.

"Read it, it's important, and you should probably tell Kaguya as well."

After Eirin left, Reisen passed by.

"Hey Reisen, wait!" Reisen stopped to look at Alice with an annoyed look on her face.

"What is it, Alice?" "What did you do to that guy who jumpscared you?" Alice asked.

"How did you know? Wait did you come across Tewi?" Reisen responded.

"Yes, he's also the guy who saved many lives." Reisen just laughed at that. "Haahaha, Good one! Yeah, he's stuck tied on a pole as we speak." Alice rolled her eyes.

Eirin came back. "Hey Reisen, Alice we'll need to talk about what's going on right now."

"Good, about time"

This place is pretty big just like the mansion. I wonder if there are any goods for me to steal?

I saw movement in the corner of my eye.

"Who goes there?" I shouted out to nothing.

Walking to the sighting of the movement I was reunited with Tewi.

"Tewi where the hell have you been when I needed you most?" Tewi was tiptoeing her way out until I shouted causing her to turn around at me.

"Heheh hey funny prank guy!" Tewi said innocently.

"Ah forget it, listen I need to find another human with a long nose.

Could you help me find him?" I asked her.

"Oh you mean Gru?

He said something about needing to find a magic spell to go to the moon so I'm helping him!"

Tewi smiled. "Girl, you don't know how bad this situation is! We'll have to find him before he finds the spell!" I said. "We'll have to make our move and quick!"

Kaguya, Eirin, Reisen and Alice were discussing about Adve and Gru.

Little known to them he was nearby.

"So, in that case we need to keep the-"

Eirin attempted to finish her sentence but got under broken by a. "FREEZE RAY!" And got frozen. "A good day to be despicable heheh!" Gru entered the room with his unspeakable rizz.

"That's him!" Alice said.

"Hah another weak normal earthling?" Reisen Insulted.

"You'd say that until the moon is in my hands!" Gru spoke.

"You're not so smart as I thought, you've come alone." Kaguya taunted.

"Just because it looks like im alone doesn't mean I am! MINIONS! THE SIGNAL!" Gru signaled.

At that moment three previously cloaked zeppelins revealed themselves.

"The minions on the ground where a disguise! The real one are in these massive beasts!"

Gru pointed at the zeppelins. "ATTACK MINIONS!" The zeppelins open fire and shot laser blasts directly at the rest.

Alice summoned a ton of dolls to fight a zeppelin while she could run off, it didn't work since the dolls couldn't even get far enough to even reach the zeppelin and got destroyed by the lasers.

The girls resorted to retreating while not forgetting the block of ice that is Eirin.

"What the hell do we do?" Reisen asked "my gun definitely won't reach them!"

Kaguya spoke up. "I'll try and get to the zeppelins and unleash a barrage of magic projectiles!"

"I don't think that's a good idea." Alice said but it was too late, and Kaguya flew up.

And when reaching the same level of the zeppelins she saw why she shouldn't have flown up.

"Baanaootie!" Minion said after he shot a sleeping dart with 5 others from other zeppelins.

Kaguya quickly flew away before the effects drew in, but she couldn't make it that far and crash landed on a zeppelin instead.

As she landed, she immediately dozed off.

"Damn it! they got her!"

"Reisen, I have one trick up my sleeve!" Alice said as she summoned a 10 meter tall doll!

As the doll grabbed its spear it threw it at one of the zeppelins and hit an engine making it fall down. "NO, My zeppelin!" Gru yelled in shock of his high investment going down.

"You won't do that again!" He said as he equipped a banana and threw it at the gigantic doll. "How's that going to work?" Alice asked.

"It's a remake banana from the worms game!" Gru said right before.

BOOOOM!*

"Now, I have your moon princess and a way to get to the moon via her! You might as well give up!" Gru said pointing with a finger gun.

"Hell we won't" I said jumping up behind him and kicked him away.

"It's over Gru, I have arrived!" I said epicly.

"How did you escape?!" Reisen asked.

"I'm too cool for your lame imprisonment. Now please, could we talk this out later?

I'm going to commit Mario and save your princess!"

I placed my prank book underneath me and opened it when I jumped on it launching me up to a zeppelin.

"Keep Gru busy you two!" I said.

"Oh no you're not going anywhere!" Gru said as he shot his freeze-ray hitting me.

"Fuck" I still managed to say before I got hard.

"GREG! you'll pay for this Gru!"

Alice yelled as she summoned a bunch of dolls and made them shoot at Gru while Reisen just shot at him with her megaphone.

Gru countered by deploying a bubble shield.

"Gah hahhahhah! It wil take more than that to defeat me!" He then got himself some guns and when the shield got disabled, he unleashed a barrage of bullets for the girls.

Alice and Reisen ran and split up to avoid the incoming bullets.

Alice pulled out her grimoire and casted a spell that summoned another gigantic doll.

"You go girl!" Alice said to her doll.

Gru grabbed his shrink-o-Matic and shot it at the gigantic target but didn't realize Reisen behind her who shot Gru with his own freeze ray that she stole from him.

"Humans" she mumbled.

"You think that will work on me?" Gru said as he used a mirror to reverse the shot and froze Reisen. "Anyway, I've got all I need now goodbye!" Said Gru as two drones controlled by minions with a gigantic arm pick up the ice blocks that is me and Reisen and transported to the zeppelin. And Gru himself just left with a jetpack.

"That idiot!" Alice yelled as she kneeled down in defeat.

Alice saw the zeppelins going high up in the sky, probably so they could reach the moon better. Alice had no clue what she could do now.

"What the hell happed here?" A person who Alice recognized as Fujiwara said.

She has red eyes and ankle-length white hair.

She is wearing a light brown shirt that appears as if it's been discolored from fire, and a dark red sashinuki hakama that are randomly decorated with paper charms.

Her hair's tied with these same red and white paper charms.

"Fujiwara! I need your help!" Alice said in a hurry.

Fujiwara looked at Alice in confusion. "What's going on?"

"Kaguya Reisen and Greg have been captured by a villain form the outside world and took them to these zeppelins, he is planning on stealing the moon!"

"What the hell" is all Fujiwara could answer with. "I do know a way to get up there though." Fujiwara said to Alice who perked up at this news.

"I WAKE UP! And nothing gets me down! Oh never mind we're both tied up now" I say to Reisen who just like me is lied down on a bed with our hands and feet cuffed to the it.

"Go back to sleep already!" Reisen hissed.

"Don't be like that, were stuck here together." "Nope I won't!" She said.

"Listen Reisen I'm sorry about pulling a fnaf reference on you, twice."

"Know what, if you get out of this stupid bed and free me, I may consider." She challenged.

"Aright bet" I betted. "I'll show you how to get out of this bed, first: get out of the bed.

second: loosen the cuffs.

Third: get out." I did exactly what I described in my tutorial.

"What the hell?" Reisen probably doesn't know my ability to break rules.

"So, we cool now, right?" I asked.

"Well, I, uhm" stuttered Reisen. "Here I'll even let you out."

I loosen the cuffs from Reisen's bed, and she got up. Reisen sighed.

"Fine, we're good. Now let's save Kaguya."

"Uggaatii!" A minion said upon seeing us freed from captivity.

Reisen grabbed her megaphone and shot the minion.

"You know what? This place is going to be a pain, I'm glad to not go through this hell alone" Reisen said to me.

"Yeah, I fully agree. Let's get this over with!"

Minions gather up inside the halls of the zeppelin right in front of the door to the room we were kept in.

"Reisen let me handle this part, Great'o Mighty!"

My eyes became blue and indeed my strength speed and durability increased like it said on the scroll.

Reisen observed me closely. "Alright, let's test this new ability out!" I say as I bust open the door and began knocking down minions in the small hallway.

Reisen supported me by shooting the minions and eventually we made our way through the zeppelin. As we did, we didn't find our moon princess, we were probably on another zeppelin. "Crap! There's more incoming!" Reisen warned.

Alright I had enough myself. "Until Death!"

My attack had become stronger thanks to my buff.

"Hey, isn't that the control room?" Reisen asked.

"Well it does look like it, let's steer this zeppelin to the other one so we can invade them back!"

And quickly we tried to work out how this thing works.

"Hey here is the engine" I say as I turn it on to the maximum zeppelin speed.

The zeppelin did indeed go very fast, fast enough to reach the other zeppelin who was already flying away. Even with the distance, if we were fast enough, we'd surprise attack them.

"Are you good at steering zeppelins Reisen?" I asked her.

"Never steered but I'm going to need to right now!"

And so the zeppelin chase sequence ensued.

Yeah, not as thrilling as a car chase scene, just two blobs flying in the air.

We didn't have to wait that long until we got there though, but we did get spotted and our zeppelin got attacked by their big laser guns.

"Ah shit they got an engine!" Reisen shouted.

"Alright plan B!" I said, "huh we have a plan B?" Reisen asked but I pick her up and went to the front of the zeppelin. "Hey! What are you doing?" She yelled but I ignored her and made a leap of faith to the other zeppelin while the other one was crashing down.

"Ha! Made it!" I celebrate after successfully making it to the zeppelin.

"YOU IDIOT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US!" Reisen complained.

"Ahh stop yammering Reisen, see? We're no dead men." I say to Reisen, but she was fixated on the lack of minions on this zeppelin.

"Where are the minions?" She eventually said.

"Maybe they're just inside the zeppelin. Let's go in."

Opening the zeppelin door and walking in it did not look like the inside of a zeppelin at all!

Its bigger from the inside than the outside.

We stood in a gigantic room built of metal and steel, wires, electronics and more futurispic bullshit. And in the middle strapped to a chair sat Kaguya who has a helmet on her head with wires connecting to a big platform behind her.

"That is a mind helmet, I'm going to use it on my teleporter so she will say the incantation in her mind!"

Gru appeared from behind her equipped with a suitcase.

"What? You just need her to think of the spell to send you to the moon and the teleporter will bring you there?" I ask the evil villain.

"Exactly! Its only that she is asleep that I'm not there yet!" He villain monologued.

I whisper to Reisen. "Hey, could you destroy the wires when I attack Gru?"

Reisen nodded. Alright it's our turn!

I run to Gru and in response he opened his suitcase, and an iron suit came out of it and surrounded Gru. "I am Iron Gru!" Oh shoot, I can hear Black Sabbath playing on the speakers! Iron Gru who was just a chrome version of Gru shot me with his iron canons, but I dodged so he shot two lasers form his hand instead. Now I jump over his lasers, but I'm not able to get close to him!

My only ranged is Reisen and is she done yet with her sabotaging?

Iron Gru spun around and shot his iron cannons rapidly, he's making it hard for both of us to sabotage him even if I try to distract!

Gru now flew up to me and grabbed me by the neck.

"I want you gone first; you annoy me the most."

After saying that to my face he threw me so hard, I went through the metal wall to outside.

Shit I'm in the air falling down to ground now, again. Am I dead again, again? Nope!

I fell on something else that's not the ground not so far off from the zeppelin, though it did hurt a lot. "OW!" I OWed when I hit the, hold on another flying ship?

"Greg?" I heard Alice say. "Huh Alice?" I say as I got up on a smaller sailboat that can fly, I guess? Alice ran up to me and slapped me in the face!

"You idiot, you keep almost dying!" She yelled.

"Well, sorry." Is all I that came out of my mouth. Hey, she brought a new face as well!

"Hello Greg, I'm Fujiwara, Alice and I are here to help." She said.

"Good we really use some help right now!" I say.

As the flying sailboat went through the hole in the zeppelin, we saw that Reisen destroyed the wires connected to the teleporter. But Gru put all his attention to her.

"Quickly Reisen! Get out of here!" I yell at her while Gru is charging to her position.

Gru hardened his iron fist and rocket boosted to Reisen now!

Reisen wasn't quick enough to dodge, but I was quick enough to stand in front of her.

Gru's Iron fist struck me hard in my poor stomach. "OOOFF!" air escaped my lungs, if my ability wasn't active id defiantly be dead though I'm still in great pain.

Also I don't feel so well, I think to myself as I lost consciousness.

"Greg!" Alice shouted. "Fucking idiot, I've had enough of this!"

Alice got her grimoire and summoned one of her higher-ranked dolls.

A 2-meter-tall red skeletal doll appeared from a ritual circle Alice summoned.

It has glowing red eyes and instead of hands it has 2 long blades.

"Doll of Ancient, Reborn!" Alice incantated.

The Doll of Ancient stretched its long blades towards Iron Gru and nearly cut him if it weren't for his on-time dodge. As he did, he shot is iron cannons at the doll but got blocked by sudden fire.

Fujiwara stopped shot the firebolts at Gru and summoned a bigger blast of fire towards, but he couldn't dodge because the Doll of Ancient's blades stopped him and finally got defeated when the blast hit him.

"About damn fucking time" Reisen said. "I'm so done for today."

Alice agreed. "Lets get everyone to the hospital."

"I WAKE UP! And nothing gets me- OWW!" I yell as I attempted to sing Van Halen's jump.

It never works when I say that. "Hey, your finally awake." Reisen sat next to me in a hospital bed.

"Hey Reisen! Everything went well when I was napping?" Reisen nodded.

"Also you call that napping? You really have a weird sense of humor, but thanks for protecting me."

"No worries Reisen" I say.

BZZZ* *BZZZ* "Huh what's that?" Reisen asked confused.

"Huh? That's my phone going off, someone is calling me."

I pick up the phone.

"Greg speaking… Holy shit you are in Gensokyo?... Yes, me too!... Alright yes meet me at the hospital… yeah cya soon!"

Reisen looked at me expectingly. "Oh my old chemistry teacher called me. He needs some assistance; you got any painkillers for me?"