It's pure luck that I got that call from Walter White.

They are here for a special blue-sky delivery to a shrine on top of a mountain in Gensokyo.

But there's only one big mountain, but it would take the long route to go there via car or in this case van.

Also I get a 60k cut for this, definitely going to be a fire day.

"All right we're at the only path up the mountain fit enough for a van." Said Walter.

"Fuck yeah, let's go!" Jessie responded.

"Hold on you guys, how do you even know about Gensokyo?

Come to think of it Gru is also here, is it public information?" I asked.

"Wel we just followed the delivery details that allowed us to find this place." Answered Walter as we drove up the mountain.

The way up to the mountain wasn't so hard to climb, well that was until we had an encounter. Someone suddenly stood in front of us on the road blocking our way.

"Halt! No humans allowed to enter!"

I step out of the van. "Hey! What makes you able to say that? We're here for delivery." I yelled out. "I am a Tengu, and no humans are allowed, even if you are for delivery, just hand the goods over!"

Jessie intervened. "Listen here, you're a human with unhuman like features so you're not welcome here just like us, bitch!"

The Tengu is now in a battle position.

"Ah to hell with it! Also I forgot to tell you guys I can do magic now, Until Death!"

I directly hit the Tengu with my attack and she fell unconscious, imagine if I punched her instead of my ranged version. "Fuck yeah Greg, yes magic!" Jessie cheered.

"I'm afraid you need a bigger cut." Walter confessed.

"Nah no need, I think that my cut will be enough for now." I responded.

"Are you sure? There's probably gonna be more bullshit awaiting us up ahead."

"Listen I hardly got anything in return for me saving this place yesterday, I'll gladly accept just 60k." I reassured. And with that we drove further.

It looks like nobody knows what cars are or vans in this case.

It makes sense yeah, but you can tell because for the next 4 Tengus that showed up we just ran 'em over.

Yes, sometimes we got more resistance, but I just had to hit them with a magic blast.

Now we reached a place on the mountain that no one goes through, a mountain overgrown forest. "This high up? An overgrown forest," let's take a quick break here."

As we break bad, I suddenly saw something moving in the corner of my eye, in the bushes.

Man now it happened three times.

"I'll check out that bush, drive away if it becomes serious."

I warned the bad breakers.

I come up to the bush and a big part of the bush was light green instead of the rest of the bushes dark green color.

"Bush camper." I spoke. "AHH! I thought I would blend in!"

Out comes a girl, she is wearing a blue and white outfit similar to a shrine maiden's, with the blue areas covered in light blue polka dots and stripes.

She has long light green hair witch explains the weird assumption that she would blend in, and she had yellow eyes.

"You and your van friends have invaded this mountain! Prepare to die!" She said.

"Uhm miss, this is delivery service. We're just doing a five-star job here." I explained but she wouldn't listen and grabbed her shrine stick.

"Hello! My name is Sanae Kochiya, you're all trespassers, prepare to die!"

She said as she summoned multiple magic bullets and fired at me.

"Hello! My name is Sanae Kochiya, you're all trespassers, prepare to die!"

Oh shit more incoming!

I doge most attacks. "Fucking hell! You're annoying!"

I cast until death from a distance, but she dodged.

"You only have one ranged attack?" She mocked me, right after she summoned a big thundercloud above my head that constantly struck lightning.

Damn I already have to use my other ability already? "Great'o Mighty!"

Eyes blue like Sans and great power increase will be her defeat!

"Oh shoot I shouldn't have said that." Admitted Sanae.

I was able to Dodge the striking lightning and when it stopped, I took a second to breathe.

After that I flung myself at Sanae, but she barely got away and I hit a tree.

I however used the tree to climb up and jump her from here witch did work. "Oommff" is the sound she made on our impact.

Sanae then rolled away and spoke up. "To make you stop it would take a miracle!"

Suddenly a tree as about to fall on me but I noticed quickly enough to strike "Until death!"

And jump away. However this caused the tree to snap in half and one half was about to land on Sanae. "But… the miracle?" She said as the tree was coming closer.

"You idiot!" I yelled while running at her.

After grabbing Sanae we fell but dodged the incoming tree impact.

Why do I keep falling on girls?

"Huh? Why would you?"

I interrupted her. "BECAUSE YOUR SUPPOSED TO DODGE THE TREE NOT LET IT FALL ON YOU!" Sanae looked at me with a sad expression and said: "Why did you save me?

It's almost you really are a delivery service worker!" She cried at that last part.

"Huh? I am though, what makes you think I'm not?

Hold on, is every delivery person help you dodge incoming trees?" I said confused.

"Oh well I guess I hadn't thought of that, I listened to the Tengu's side of the story." She answered. I sighed. "They just discriminate don't listen to them."

I got off the ground and offered her to come with us for a smoother trip loose from discrimination up the mountain.

The rest of our journey up the mountain was calmer than ever, why? Sanae insulted the Tengu fellas that tried to stop us along our way.

We finally arrived at the shrine, that was a mountain of discrimination we climbed.

As Walter unloaded the goods, he showed me what was in play. 4 boxes full of blue-sky meth.

"Who would order this?" Sanae asked.

"I ordered this," Sanae turned around. "You ordered this Kanako?"

Kanako has an elaborate red shirt with long white sleeves and a round mirror over the center of her chest. She wears a long black skirt with a red flower print hem. Has poofy intense blue hair and dark red eyes. Behind her is a large twisting rope circle.

"Yes, it's a divine gift for the folks who choose to believe in us, considering this is an addicting substance, we would gain an absolute massive following and more believers and with that MORE FAITH!" Kanako answered.

"We are the right people for that job! As long as you got the money." Walter White said with his gangster Heisenberg style.

"Don't worry I hadn't forgotten here's worth $300.000 of rare earth minerals.

Walter spoke "Hah good! All we need is to trade it in for mone- wait, you guys hear that?"

"Minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals minerals."

"Fuck it's my brother-in-law! Hank the DEA agent!

He's out for our blood and loves minerals!" Walter said in shock.

Hank came out of the earth, and he spoke. "Walt, you sussy baka!"

"Jessie! We need to fight!"

"Eyo Mr. White catch these Minecraft potions yo!"

Walter got and drank a potion of strength and prepared for battle.

Jessie did the same.

Me, Sanae and Kanako just watched them fight it off.

Hank the tank was fighting them all.

Then Jessie came back with a gun he drawed. Shooting at Hank he kept on dodging and eventually stopped Jessie's ballin' but then Walter threw a pizza at Hank, but his shot had missed then Jessie Pinkman came out swinging his fists but Hank the tank he tanked it all and he laughed and attacked back with a basketball. Swung at Jessie who now collided in the air when Walter countered with throwing his shaved hair.

At the meantime they were fighting I told the God and Shrine maiden about Diets Nuts hospital and that they should evacuate there because blah blah blah, oh look Hank has been defeated!

Welp I can't believe that short trip was already over, I'm going to find a place to sleep now because it's getting dark already. So I say goodbye to everyone and head off into the night.

I take this opportunity to explore the mountain, it's really big this place.

"I'm starting to think that this is a bad idea." It's getting darker and darker by the minute. I'm gonna have to find something quickly. I observe my surroundings, and I spot burning lights of a home. "Yes! Let's hope they give hotel service." I come closer to the big house I saw.

Knocking at the door of the house I can already heard footsteps coming to the door. "Hello how- hold on… Greg?!" A shocked Kasen said.

"Good evening, couldn't guess you're a mountain type person." Kasen glared at me.

"You're the one who's been causing a fuss on here, right?"

Oh shoot this could scrap my place to sleep tonight.

"Sorry I was delivering meth and these idiots tried to stop us!" I justify.

"Why would I believe you?" She then asked. "Good point, OW! Oh shit I'm out of painkillers."

My stomach started hurting like ass again. "Fine.

I still don't trust you, but I'll allow to enter my house."

Instead of walking I fell in the house. "FUCK!" I yell out. "Here let me help you out." Kasen held out a hand helped me walk to the couch. "Thanks." I thank her.

"No problem, just don't do anything criminal." She responded.

Kasen took good care of me; guess she is a really nice person if I don't mess with her.

Shoot that's gonna suck, because I still want to mess with folks.

"Hey Kasen, you do kind of remind me of Alice with your hospitality and such."

Kasen who sat next to me responded. "Oh really? You don't want to see me do the opposite then!" "Kasen you have no chill! Listen I get you don't trust me especially with my tomfoolery but if I wanted to hurt anyone, I would have done so already!"

Kasen could finally tell I was satire because she is giggled.

"Yeah, I see what you mean, I think I finally get you now!" She confirmed my thoughts.

"Finally, You picked it up! Also I'm sorry for genuinely making you believe I'm evil."

"It's alright, but still, how did you enter Gensokyo? And what happened? Never heard your complete story yet." She asked.

"Alright I'll tell but it's going to be long so be ready!"

I tell her about my most recent adventures. Including my death and what I woke up to.

But she wanted to know more about me and my adventures before I died, and since you yes you behind that screen! You must be curious how I find whatever bullshit that comes at me is normal, well that's because it is! let me tell you about that time I kidnapped a kid for a Mr. Beast video and saving Harambe unknowingly.

"I HIRED 3 MEN I MET AT THE DISCO TO DELIVER ME SOMETHING PRICELESS TO WIN A PRICE!" Mr. beast and his crew where making a video were I needed to get something priceless, so I originally went for a human soul. But that's lame I'm kidnapping a soul of an innocent child.

Running off to a taxi I hired for this challenge Chandler was the one tasked with keeping an eye on me. "So what are you getting for Jimmy?" He asked when we entered the car. "That's a surprise!" Was my answer. "To a nearby zoo please!"

"Oh looking here we've arrived!" I happily say as we parked our car.

Now let's find a victim that's good for bringing with. "Stay here I'll be right back." I say to the driver and Chandler.

I head off to a random bush near the car waiting for an unsuspecting child.

And eventually one did pass by, and the child was mine! "AAAHH!" The kid screamed.

I ran as quickly to the taxi as possible, get in and we drive!

"Hey, excuse me is this a kidnapping?" The child said.

"Well sorta, but you're going to meet Mr. Beast!" The kid had their eyes always closed and is wearing a striped shirt.

"Well be quick about it! I needed to visit my parents in captivity, also I'd like to mention that you kidnapped a genderless 19yo with extreme dwarfism."

"Nuh uh you're a kid from now on, what's your name? "

"It's Frisk."

"Greg, I don't think kidnapping someone was on Mr. Beasts list." Chandler said.

"Well it's gonna be now!"

"AND THE WINNER IS, JARVIS! WITH HIS FEASTABLES BAR!"

"I can't believe he chose chocolate over my life." Frisk said. "Yeah, me too kid, me too."

"And that's how I saved Harambe!"

Kasen did not quite believe me still. "Hey, you can ask Mr. Beast himself! Speaking of, why are you here? I mean I thought you evacuated to the hospital." " I needed to grab a couple of stuff from home."

Suddenly we heard footsteps outside.

"Here I'll-" "No Jessie, I am the one who knocks!" *knocks*.

"I think that is Walter and Jessie knocking."

Kasen opened the door for them. "Hey, miss could we rent a room?" Jessie asked.

"Hey, that was originally my idea!" I yell out. "Greg? What are you doing here yo?"

"I am in agony" I replied. "Damn that sucks man." Walter said.

"Okay, you can all come in."

"There we were all in one place."

"A generation lost in space."

"But with enough time to start again, so come on Greg be nimble, Greg be quick."

"And shove up that candlestick, because Dave doesn't like ass on his fire?" Jessie tried to sing.

"Great… parody? I guess?" I said.

We are killing time by making music parodies.

Kasen and I are still on the couch, but it wasn't that big, so the rest needed chairs.

Walter told his stories about his first drug deals when he was 50 while I told tales of my years of being a musician though be it boring.

After a while the Meth dealers went to the basement where Kasen had extra beds. But I stayed up late with Kasen. "Do you still think my tragic backstory is nothing but fiction?" I asked Kasen.

"The outside world seems crazier compared to Gensokyo, and magic doesn't even exist there." She responded, "Stupid people run the world, that's why everything is chaotic." I confirmed.

"Take the random clown sightings for example, they showed up in 2016 and are still killing people to this day."

"That does indeed sound stupid, here I thought you had a small brain!" Kasen teased.

"Ha-ha you too huh?" I said unamused. Kasen giggled and spoke up again "So how are your-" "zzzzzzzzzzzz."

"How can you fall asleep so quickly like that?"

Kasen asked to herself mostly as she headed off to her own room.

"BOOO!"

Spooky Dave ghost said haunting my dream that now is a nightmare.

"Fuck you Dave, you want me to kill your brothers? Do it yourself!"

Dave ghost flew around before responding.

"Nuh uh, he's too powerful. He can't copy our abilities until we're dead, and he did so with the other two!"

"Hold on, he is not manipulating Matpat and Ramsay?"

Spoopy Dave flew around faster. "Nah they in ghost realm place, there not dead but they are spirits. Just came by to tell you because your too stupid to find out for yourself, GOOD LUCK!" He said as he ghosted spooked away.

"Well shit"

"I WAKE UP! AND NOTHING BRINGS ME DOWN! YOU GOT TO JUMP! I SEEN THE TOUGHEST ALL AROUND OW!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Walter said after he threw a rock on me.

"Whoops I guess I was loud."

After a while Walter gave us a ride back to the hospital. The residents of meth mountain where mostly also moved to the new fortified Hospital of Doom or just Diets Nuts.

The discussion room had now one of these hyper futuristic table with an interactable screen with a map of Gensokyo on display.

"Holy hell, Mr. Beast what did you do, this place is madshit insane!" I said in astonishment.

"My last video about bringing skibidi toilet to life attracted 5 billion views."

Yukari rolled up to me still in a weelchair. "I've heard that you need to go to the ghost realm.

Want to go there?"

"Jup! But if there are ghosts, there will be hauntings, so I've already called up a guy who busts ghosts!" I answered.

Yukari was confused. "What do you mean? with who?"

I'm talking about a guy I met while ghost hunting back in America who happens to be behind that door right now!

Out the door came Moistcritical.

"You must be absolutely confused, bamboozled even.

Because I, the famous Hunger Games actor is busting ghosts in a Japanese bullet hell franchise."