The Netherworld, the ghost realm. A place where the souls of the dead will get judged and will either go to heaven or hell.

Accessible via the top of youkai mountain.

"Huh, we have to go up again? Nuh-uh we're going a different route." I say to Yukari who was explaining stuff about our next destination.

"Oh, you got a better plan? Please enlighten me, I know for a fact that your idea won't work." Yukari said pissed.

"Listen, I know what works and doesn't work. I experienced the same when I built a portal to the Aether, but it didn't work, but the nether portal did!" I enlighten.

"That man is speaking the truth, he is from the Netherlands after all, making him the expert on this field!"

Charles White Defended.

"Er is geen plek net zo erg als dat moeraslandje met Duitsers die in een ander dialect spreken." I prove my identity as a Netherlandian.

"See he's right! Told you so." Charles Moistcritical said.

Yukari was confused about what exactly we were talking about.

"Hey!" I hear the voice of Alice say from the door that she entered just now.

"You're already leaving for another dangerous adventure? Last time you nearly died!"

"Listen Alice, Matpat and Gordon are there, I got to help them out at least." I argue.

"Let me come with you!" She said back.

"Kiddo, you know how to bust ghosts?" Charles asked Alice.

"I can actually."

"Alright fine, come with us." I finally agree.

10 obsidian, check!

Flint and steel, check!

vacuum cleaners, check!

Salt, check!

"You two are about to go on our bonding arc soon, I'm calling it! Penguiz0 predicted.

"Uhhh… Okay that's sudden" I say in response. Alice just ignored Charles.

"They hated him because he told the truth, when you two figure out what I mean you'll go crawling back to me and say I'm right." Charlie emotionlessly said.

Mr. Beast appeared suddenly and guided us to a suitable place to build a nether portal.

So we built our portal in the newest addition of the hospital, the beginning of the bunker.

"Things are looking better here, good job Beast!" I complemented.

"It's not big yet, just you wait until then."

As me and Moistcritical built the nether portal like the epic gamers we are, people or youkai or vampires well okay basically our friends showed up one by one.

"I don't think it's possible for obsidian to work as a portal to the Netherworld." Keine said.

"In that case we're making history!" I said as I light up the portal and yes, it lit up with the purple light beaming inside.

"Holy shit, your plan actually worked!" Reimu said in astonishment.

"This is what the Dutch do best! Nethering around." I said with my fist up in the air.

"WHOOO yeah baby that's what we've been waiting for!" Moistcritical cheered.

"Alright, we are off on a new adventure! Cya!" I say as I head in the portal with Moistcritical and Alice beside me.

There's no hell or hellfire and magma everywhere so I'm confident we're in this so called "netherworld" place.

This place however does fucking scream Japanese with the amount of cherry trees without cherries and only cherry blossoms.

Yukari also told me everyone here is dead, meaning there's a possibility that we might find Hitler if he is not in hell yet, pretty cool finding him and beating the shit out of his Nazi ass.

"So this place is basically purgatory right?" Charlie White asked.

"Yup, until you get judged to heaven or hell." I answered.

"Then what is there's beings equal to good and evil, do they stay here? Or what about beings that are at a cosmic level of powerful?" Charles White added. Alice answered. "Good questions, let's not stay here long enough to find out, shall we?"

"Too late my friends" a suddenly appeared ghost said.

"OH NOO A GOST! Now quickly! Suck it!" Charles dramatically said.

"Well fuck." The ghost said after getting sucked.

"Man that sucks" I say.

"You two are very strange, you know that right?" Alice said without a sense of humor. As we walked among the many, many cherry blossom trees I finally find something interesting, on the ground lied a scroll! I can get more power again!

I got the new ability Phase, it allows me to dodge like a ghost, phasing through anything until the dash ends.

"Whatcha got there?" Alice asked as she crouched next to me.

"Power." Was my response.

"I get my powers from random scrolls I find that glow, excluding my until death ability that I got from training." I further added.

Alice stood back up. "Is that so? That's really great, please do use them responsibly."

I stand back up too. "Hey! Who do you take me for? An idiot?"

Alice smiled sweetly, yet maliciously.

"Thank you weird Al." I say smiling to tease her back.

"Huh, is this one of your references or?" "Yeah, kind of."

"GUYS, THERES MORE SPOOKS! RUN!" Charles White said while running away.

Behind us where I think like 7 angry ghosts flying toward us.

"Oh dear, let's head out." I said calmly.

We ran for quite a while, until finally they got tired and went off doing something else.

We then sat down to catch our breath.

"Damn you ghosts! I'll get you one day." Charles yelled out.

Even over here there are so many blossom trees. "Is there anything other than trees here?"

I asked Alice who didn't seem to know.

Suddenly the ground underneath started shaking.

"What's going on?" Alice said while yelping up.

"Demons are probably reeaaalyy mad!" Charles theorized.

A portal beneath me and Alice opened up and we fell into whatever's on the other side.

"Hey! Leaving me to fend off by myself already?" Charles shouted to us as we fell down.

"Wow they sure are in big trouble." He said after, while walking away from the scene.

"Hey, hold on a minute, is that a house?"

Charles saw a house in the distance, maybe the residence could help out saving Greg and Alice.

Meanwhile inside said house.

"YOU FUCKING DONKEY, CANT YOU JUST MAKE FRIED CHICKEN INSTEAD OF DARK MATTER?!" Gordon Ramsay yelled at Mystia who cried: "y-y-yes chef I can!"

"AND YOU? YOU CANT JUST ADD A BUTTLOAD OF SUGAR IN EVERY DISH YOU MAKE!"

Ramsay yelled at Cirno who just pouted and froze the chicken in anger.

"Look what you did, it's FUCKING RAW NOW!"

Cirno had enough and began an ice rain attack out of anger.

"That's it I'm taking the lead now!" She said.

Matthew was watching by as a judge for the food next to the other judge named Yuyuko and her bodyguard Youmu.

As they saw the chaos unfold Youmu decided to step in.

"Alright little troublemaker you're disqualified!"

She said as she pinned her clothing to the wall with her sword,

"AAHH, HEY LET ME GO!" She screamed continuously until Ramsay taped her mouth.

"Moving on! It seems we have a winner, please an applause for Marisa with her mushroom stew!" Ramsay concluded.

"Hell yeah, mushrooms for the win ze!" She cheered.

"That does look pretty good." Yuyuko reacted to the dish.

As the judges each taste a sample, they gave it a 7/10 and a 9.9/10.

Ramsay faced the audience of ghosts and spirits sitting on the benches and said: "Well ladies and gentlemen, that's it for todays "Nethers Kitchen Nightmares" until next time."

Then the crowd applauded and took their leave. As they left,

Charles came in while yelling: "Outa the way! Big moist incoming!" The ghosts wanting out eyed him as he passed by. Youmu blocked the way of big moist.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" She asked while pointing her sword at him.

"Whoa why don't you calm down WHY DONT YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN?!"

"I am calm?"

"Oh right, I came from the surface world to look for- AH found you two!"

Charles said while pointing at Matpat and Gordon Ramsay.

"You've both been missing, and like the gamers always say: your duty calls!"

"Wait Charles Christopher White? Is that you?" Matpat asked.

"The one and only." "Greg also is here with Alice, but they got sucked into portals!" Charles added.

"THEY WHAT?!" Marisa spit out her own stew when she heard that.

"Seems like a certain someone is still alive, the only person I could think of that could do something like that is Koakuma." Matpat theorized.

"Again? I had enough of her the last two times already." Gordon commented.

"Is Koakuma that strong?" Marisa asked. "Last time I fought her she was weak."

"She was playing weak then." Matpat answered.

"What exactly is going on?" Yuyuko said mouthful as she consumed the ingredients not used in the competition.

"What do you think you're doing?" Ramsay said suddenly behind Yuyuko who turned around slowly with a gentle smile on her face.

"Hey chef, these… taste good!" She nervously said.

If looks could kill, Yuyuko would have been turned into dinner.

Thank fuck for her that she's already dead.

"Heh…heh IM SORRY CHEF ILL NEVER DO IT AIGAN." She cried out.

Everyone else just reacted with an irl " : ".

"Alright let this stuff pass we need to save our friends!" Marisa spoke.

And everyone agreed.

Excluding Cirno, thank you, you fairy son of a bitch.

Man I hate being suddenly teleported in a cutscene, but this is even worse because I'm inside a mansion without doors or windows. At least I have Alice with me.

"Do you know this place, Alice?"

Alice observed the area and made a conclusion.

"We're inside a part of the scarlet devil mansion, but there are no windows or doors, it's just the hallways."

"Man, I bet these hallways are very fucking long.

Let's get started traveling through the mansion I guess!"

"Fine with me."

Alice and I started walking the seemingly endless hallways of the nonexistent mansion.

"So how's life?" I awkwardly ask.

"Hah hah! Out of idiotic jokes already?" She teased.

"Oh please don't take advantage of this." I said.

"Okay… just this once though!" She said with a smile.

"Sooo Alice, ignoring that. What's it like living here in Gensokyo?

Never heard many local tales since I've arrived."

Alice thought for a second. "It's quite chaotic, but you already know about that, though the Dave incident is the worst so far definitely."

"Ah I see, it seems everywhere I go to is chaotic. But It's a welcome adventure I get.

But lately it's getting more dangerous. Even my Area 51 raid attempt wasn't that dangerous."

"Before you ended up in Gensokyo you also had crazy adventures like the ones here?" Alice asked.

"Yup! But usually during my adventures I do make friends, but here in Gensokyo everyone is naturally nice.

I mean Kasen was kind enough to let me have a sleepover even when she had me under suspicion!"

"Ohhh, you had a sleepover at Kasen's place?" Alice grinned with one eyebrow raised.

"Alice! Stop that! You're a green mean jellybean!" I say embarrassed.

Time has passed, like time does naturally.

Me and Alice chatted about the adventures she made in Gensokyo and me in the outside world until, we finally found the end of the hallway.

We found a big, bigger biggest open-air room.

Almost like a wide long skyscraper had been hollowed out from the inside, only the walls were all made out of the mansion's walls.

And the floor being made out of floor.

"Things can't get stranger than this." I said.

"Hello old friends! Welcome to my domain!"

"Alice what the hell was that?" I ask.

We heard a distorted female voice coming from nowhere! "Forgotten me already?"

Alice perked up. "That voice, Koakuma? Is that you?!" "So you do remember me after all."

This is bad, very bad. "Alice let's get out of here!

Suddenly Koakuma appeared right in front of us. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Away!" Alice said as she summoned one of her dolls and ordered it to stab her eyes.

"Tsk tsk" Koakuma snapped her fingers and the doll transformed into a plush version of itself. "There we go! Much cuter, I call these little plushies Fumos." Alice snapped at that and summoned a ball of magic herself and shot it at Koakuma's face, but she snapped the projectile away. "Bad girl" she said and with another snap of her finger, Alice suddenly got tied up to a chair. It's my turn now! "Until Death!"

Koakuma tried to snap my attack away, but she couldn't, and my attack hit her.

"How is that possible?" "Because I'm going to kick your ass."

I couldn't come up with a better one liner in this situation.

"You asked for it!"

Large beams on magic shot out of the ground going up to the celling and random magic came out of the beams. "Great'o Mighty!" I managed to dodge that long ass attack until the magic beams eventually disappeared.

"You've become stronger, I'll give you that!" Koakuma then summoned a gigantic sword being held by a gigantic arm that's coming out of a strange portal. "Die human!" And the sword came right at me. Good timing to use my new ability! "Phase!" I dash through the sword strike and suddenly evaded the attack.

"You annoying little shit! I'm now abandoning you here to rot and serve as food for my little demons while I'm going to have some fun with your friend!"

"Greg! I hate Mondays!" Alice said while being flown into a portal with Koakuma.

"Fuck! ALICE!" I yell out.

Damn and I was about to epicly prank her back.

Oh looks like I got something else to worry about now too! A big hellhound, or wolf hound whatever! It has 2 horns and red eyes and just appeared out of a portal. "Well shit."

The hellhound lunged at me, and I quickly phased through him confusing the hound.

I pull out a "UNTIL DEATH!" Sending the hound against the wall.

It didn't seem to like that because it sprinted faster than ever to me!

I'm so done for, until!

A bight wide yellow beam shot from behind me evaporated the hellhound.

"HA! take that you demon scum!" A fella said behind me.

I turn around to be greeted with, how the hell am I going to describe this guy?

Yellow eyes and mouth, wait no that's his mask featuring 2 horns going to the back and the pointy part has the same gold-yellow glow of his teeth and eyes.

He also had 2 big gold-yellow wings and appears to be fat.

"Hey there, my great-great-great-great-great-great and we could go on grandson! My name is Adam nice to meet you and I Exterminate demons!"

I observe him some more.

"Holy shit, aren't you from the hotel hell series? Didn't you get stabbed?!"

"Huh?! How did you know? Are you some kind of uhm… Are you a fucking wizard?!" Adam shouted. "Nah, I just didn't realize I was watching a documentary about the hotel." I answered.

"There's a documentary about that hotel? Was I a badass in it?"

"I'd say very badass, you fucked up the hotel in just one move! And don't forget your guitar solos."

Adams eyes lit up. "You're one of my fans?!" He asked excitedly.

"Fuck yeah you're my favorite!"

"OHHH You're a crazy son of a bitch my friend! You have good taste! Also… where are we exactly?" Adam scratched his helmet.

"Netherworld, basically purgatory. And uhh Adam man-" "You call me dickmaster."

"Okay, Dickmaster Adam, I need your help!"

"Woah never could have guessed you're a big deal like me too! I'll help you out kick that demon devil's ass!"

Adam has entered your party!

Never could even have dreamt that I'd exterminate demons with Adam himself.

Now here we were looking for the exit of the big room.

"Hold on Adam can't you create a portal out of here?" I ask him.

"Hold on, that's a great idea!" He said as he made a portal.

"Let's see that's behind it!"

Jumping through the portal we end up in a beautiful garden most likely one to that got sucked in with the mansion, but it's exactly where Koakuma is. Lucky us!

"You fool, how did yo- hold on who are you?"

"Koakuma, allow me to introduce Dickmaster Adam, he's going to exterminate you!"

Adam Smiled widely. "That's correct! Everything till the most important the last detail! Now go save your babe while I fuck this bitch up!"

Alice was still tied to a chair. "Alice! Are you alright?" I ask while I set her free.

"She didn't do anything yet, you got here in time."

"Adam huh? First man, let's see if you're the first to die to my devil's hands!"

"You wish, but I've fought your kind for centuries! I think I know how to deal with fuckups like you!"

Adam punched Koakuma into one of his portals he formed behind her that lead to Adams other fist making her fly up in the air.

"Damn beast!" Koakuma snapped her fingers and made it rain bullets of fire particles.

But Adam blocked by standing underneath his portal.

"You are not an experienced fighter, are ya?!" Adam taunted.

Koakuma then summoned her big sword again and took the strike until Adam pulled out his axe-guitar and stopped the gigantic sword with blocking his axe-guitar, then Adam pushed his axe with force making the sword and its arm dislocated.

"What the fuck are you? I'll not make easy for you now!"

"HA! You wish bitch!" Koakuma resummoned her gigantic devil mansion back from my first adventure.

"This will keep you busy!" The mansion roared and he slapped Adam making him fall a great distance away. "AH! FUCKING CUNT!"

He shouted and blasted his large beam of light at the mansion easily evaporating its head and torso in the blink of an eye.

After he did, he resummoned his portal above Koakuma that had absorbed all the fire that rained down before but this time only above her.

"AAAAAHHH!" As she screamed, Adam then quickly summoned his axe-guitar and managed to cut off her arm. "AHH! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER!" She said right before teleporting away. "Greg, this guy barely took damage while fighting a reality manipulator, who is he?"

"I already introduced him, what do you mean?"

"Wait so you mean that's the Adam?"

Adam put his thumbs up and said: "Yeah I fucking rock!"

Meanwhile at the other group.

"So you sense something odd coming from the east Yuyuko?" Youmu asked.

"That might me Koakuma!" Marisa said.

"Let's not waver everyone let's go!" Mystia shouted excitedly.

"Can you even fight?" Ramsay asked her.

"I can make people blind; does that count?

"Fine it counts."

After a while of walking in the same direction they stumbled upon the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

"It is Koakuma indeed!" Matpat confirms.

"Quickly! Let's head in and save the others!" Marisa said charging in.

"What a great idea, Rush into danger!" Charles also sprinted inside.

"Too many stupid people on our team." Youmu said.

"Don't be like that! We're having fun!" Yuyuko argued.

As they head into the mansion, the gates suddenly closed.

"Backup is here too; I should have guessed."

"EEEK! What was that?" Cirno asked.

Everyone was ready to attack until the mansions room they were standing in got bigger.

"I'll play with you guys first, and deal with the annoying ones later!"

Koakuma appeared in front of them. "Hey, where is your arm?" Matpat asked.

"Doesn't matter if you're going to be in a worse shape after this!" Koakuma snapped her fingers and the ground started shaking. "Try to avoid an earthquake!" The ground busted out.

"OH NO THIS IS BAD!" Mystia yelled.

"Why did I eventually agree on coming with you guys?" Cirno whined.

"You're all doomed!" "Until we show up!' I yell out to Koakuma.

"You found me already?!" "Yeah duh, you made all that noise don't be surprised."

I pull out another UNTIL DEATH! That Koakuma managed to dodge until a sudden portal opened up behind her and Adam's axe-guitar managed to slash her back. "AH!"

"You need to chillax with your magic bitch, look what you did to the ground!" Adam said while he punched her to the ground to force her to look at the mess she made. "GAH! FINE, I admit defeat!" She said after disappearing.

"How is this possible? One of the most dangerous being so easily defeated?" Marisa asked.

"Ahem, I am a fucking demon exterminator!" Adam said as he leant his guitar-axe on his shoulder.

I walk up to the ambushed group.

"There you two are! Where have you been?" I ask Ramsay and Matpat. "We've been running a cooking show here as we were mistaken for dead spirits" Ramsay answered.

"Hold on what happened to your arm?" Matpat asked noticing my lack of an arm.

"It got blasted away by an evil maniac, and after that, others got attacked too." I said.

"That's why were here actually, we got a little side-tracked though!" Marisa confessed.

"Alright! I think this spook arc has concluded everyone" Charles spoke. "Let's get out of here."

Everyone started walking out of the scarlet mansion. "Hey you fucking idiots! You know I can't leave this place right!?"

Everyone turned around to see Adam waving his arms up and down with an angry expression on his mask.

"I died, don't think there is a double heaven so I'm probably going to whatever comes next in this dammed afterlife."

"You can't hop through a nether portal with us either?" I asked.

"Greg, look at my legs! I'm fading away, bit too late for that fucking portal." I look down and he is indeed fading away. "oh no Adam!" I walk up to him.

"Don't worry Greg! I Adam, Master of dicks will come back to slay and exterminate these demon cunts once again!" Adam said with a reassuring confident smile.

"Still, I owe you one Adam." I say.

"Nah don't worry about it, I gotcha! You're my number one fan after all! Fuck your hot titles babe for me Greg."

Adam started fading away more. But before he could entirely fade away I Wisper something in his hear and Adam nodded in agreement until he eventually did fade away.

"Farewell Adam! You will most defiantly be missed." I say before turning away and meet with the others.

Koakuma coughed up blood, unable to recover from angelic strikes, she rested on the ground of the scarlet devil mansions library. "Oh Patchouli, I wish you could understand." She sighed.

"Wow! Your life must have Ab-so-lute-ly sucked! HAHAHAA!"

"Huh? Who's there?" Koakuma asked the big figure who suddenly appeared in front of her.

"You can't tell? I thought apples didn't fall far from the tree? I'm Adve! Since you're not originally from Gensokyo I need to kill you to get your powers!"

Koakuma couldn't do anything in this situation, as she saw the wide psychotic smile on Adve's face she began to beg. "Please! Please! Not by the likes of you! ANYONE HELP!"

sshhiinngg* *BOOOOMMMM!* a miniature sun collided against Adve launching him far away in the mansion.

"Dear me, would never have guessed that a lady like you would beg to a fool like him."

"Dave?" As tax collector Dave came out of a wormhole, he picked up Koakuma.

"Listen, you deserve to be here, but if you get killed by Adve the entirety of Gensokyo would be in danger.

I'd suggest you seek redemption for your actions and while at it, protection from their residents.

Off you go now dearest! Don't make me kill you again!"

Dave said as he threw Koakuma in the wormhole.

"You little shit!' Adve said.

"That's no way to speak to a brother, you kiss your miss with that mouth?" Adve didn't like that insult and pulled out a Master Spark on Dave, but he disappeared before it could hit him.

"I'll get you one day motherfucker, One tiny slip-up and you're DEAD!"

"HAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA."