Somewhere, anywhere, a frozen castle on an iceberg in the sky flew above the earth. Adve sat on his throne, thinking about what next act he would take.
Attack randomly again? Go back after Koakuma?
"Sire, your army is ready!" A skeleton dressed in medieval armor said to Adve.
"Ah good timing, send in an army to the hospital, I've been dying for some action!
Send them a warning shot first, that alone should cause chaos!"
"Your wish is my desire." The Skeleton said and left the throne room.
"Today, the real war begins! HA HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Adve's laugh echoed through the entire castle.
"Tewi! Return Ramsay's ingredients please?" Kaguya asked her.
"O-oh alright." Tewi sighed knowing her jig was up.
"Let the poor man cook please! He is the most successful chief in history ever!
Pay him some respect!" Kaguya said annoyed by Tewi's attitude.
A few minutes ago, she also needed to address Reisen's behavior of stalking Alice and Me, and in the process ruining a romantic moment between Jessie and Kasen. Reisen is now terrified of even eyeing us from across the hallway or cafeteria.
"So you guys were up all-night playing Mario Cart until Reimu had to shut you up?"
I asked Charlie, Matpat and Walter.
"Yup the four of us are now a team, and next up on our list is Rust baby!"
Charles said. "Alright, having the time of your lives here I see." I replied.
The speakers of the hospital suddenly blared loudly.
"ATTENTION, AN ENEMY ARMY IS APPROACHING!"
"W-what's going on?" A scared Mystia spoke out.
"I'll ask what's going on!" I said as I ran to the discussion room.
Arriving inside the room, Mr. Beast and Yukari analyzed the enemy on the futuristic table. "What's going on guys?"
"An army of skeletons are charging towards this hospital; they're armed with swords and there are about 200 of them!" Mr. Beast explained.
"Too easy to be true, let's counterattack with caution." Yukari suggested.
"Hah bet." I say as I rushed to a crate borrowing a machine gun from it and ran outside. "Hey that's mine!" I heard Mr. Beast shout before I was fully gone.
Keine, Kasen and Reimu are in defense positions in front of the hospitals entrance. They were waiting for the skeletons to get closer as they were about 150 meters away. Suddenly I ran out charging with a machine gun in hand.
"IM GOING TO RATTLE YOU!" I screamed as I came close to the army of skeletons and shot my borrowed machine gun. The skeletons upon knowing what's up, began charging really quick to my position.
After I shot about 60 down, my ammo ran out and the army was closing in. "UNTIL DEATH!" I casted sending what remains of the army flying into the sky. Luckily the skeletons are not that durable with their lack of meat and most of them shattered allowing me to kill them (again) one by one until there was only one left who stood a few meters away from the main battlefield, eating popcorn.
"I am the Messager, I have a recorded message, let me in for negotiations or something." It said.
"K." I replied, and we went to the entrance of the hospital where all the friends gathered.
"I have a recorded message from his majesty Adve."
The skeleton repeated to them while he grabbed and pressed on then voice recorder. "… … No I don't want the crusts on my sandwich! Oh! We're recording? Oh shit! RETAKE! … … Hello my sad residents of Gensokyo, I will unleash a bigger army tomorrow morning! Unless you give me your precious little devil. You have until tomorrow morning! Decide or die!"
"H-he wants me!" Koakuma shivered.
"Do we have a plan?" I ask.
"We could give him what he wants." Patchouli suggested.
"W-w-what?! N-no! Please anything but that?!" Koakuma cried.
"How could you suggest that?" Alice asked.
"You know why!" Patchouli replied.
"Patchouli, she was afraid of Lucifer and following his orders." Reimu countered. "That devil played with our feelings! I won't forgive that ever!" Patchouli snapped. "You can go back to hell if you want to play some more with our feelings-"
"STOP IT!" Yukari shouted.
"We are not giving Koakuma to Adve, I know of an item that is capable of destroying the undead and we're resorting to that! End of story!"
She said as she stood in front of Patchouli.
Patchouli gave up and walked away with an angry expression on her face.
Koakuma was still crying and walked away as well, I decided to walk with her.
"Hey Koakuma, sorry for uhm… that." I spoke out not knowing exactly what I should say. "I-I-Im the o-one that should-d be saying sorry!" Koakuma cried out loud now.
In response I hugged her. "There there, it's not your fault. I get it, you're scared, scared a lot honestly but that's also not your fault- Damn I suck at this myself!"
"Greg, I like Patchouli. She is the most fun to be around back in the mansion, that's why I decided to.
T-to be her assistant a-and s-she, I-I." Koakuma started crying again.
"Don't worry Koakuma, I think Patchouli mistook your intentions, you should talk to her face to face and she'll understand." I advised.
"I-is that the case? Thank you Greg!
Thank you for understanding me!" Koakuma smiled.
"Its nothing, I am a soft-hearted person so it's one of my perks I guess." I responded. "Didn't you kidnap a child?" Yukari asked who stood quietly behind me.
"Oh? OH! Miss Banana split!." I reacted.
"I have a task for you dear, it's to destroy our next army of enemies. Would you mind?"
"Ah its fine, anything for you miss banana split." I replied.
"Could you refrain calling me that?"
Yukari then grabbed a chair from her gap and explained what's on her mind.
Some time ago geysers created a way into the underground that leads to old hell, but it didn't only release the underground Youkai but it also unleashed a big flying ship along with its crew that sometime later also unsealed their master named Byakuren Hijiri, a former human turned magician that desired for peace among humans and Youkai. A few days ago she ditched her crew and went to the outside world to establish first contact in the western side of the world, however she has not returned yet. She is in possession of an item named 'the death eater' a staff that eats anything dead and recycles death to magic.
Greg, I need you to find out where she is and get that item."
"Oh I know where she is alright!" I answered.
"Huh you do?!" Yukari asked shocked that I already knew.
"Yeah, I follow a bunch of channels on YouTube that focus on unexplained events, and the latest news from a few days ago was: 'big flying wooden ship spotted in Nevada' but! The bad news is that they most likely have been captured and sent into my favorite raiding place Area 51."
"Oh my, that is, bad." Yukari replied.
"I'll get her out of there don't worry! I've been there before so I know what to do.
I need a team however."
"Alright, thank you for your assistance." Yukari said.
"Greg, meet your crew!" Yukari said as she revealed my team: Reisen and Keine.
"It's been a while Greg, we have only met once before when you went to see how we were doing." Keine greeted.
"Yeah sorry, good to see you again." I replied.
"And you Reisen, what's up with you stalking me and Alice."
"Oh I-I uhm, encouraging you to go further with the relationship that's all I swear!" Reisen confessed.
"Alright, I assume you're done here? Here head into my gap.
It will take you to the closest city to Area 51, good luck you guys!" Yukari said.
"No wait! We need a disguise for Reisen, she has bunny ears remember!" I halted. "Oh that's true, what do you have in mind?" Yukari asked curiously.
"Walking through the city Keine looked around in awe, she's never seen a modern city like this before I guess.
"Was this really necessary?!" Reisen complained.
"Yes, you can't take your ears off, so we had no choice to dress you in a bunny outfit!" I replied back. Passersby's where looking at us in confusion.
"What?! Never seen a bunny before?!" Reisen shouted angrily making the passers jump and leave quickly.
"Don't make a scene! Now come on I need to make some phone calls give me a sec." I say while walking towards a phone pole.
"Look Reisen over there! They even eat dogs in the modern day!" Keine said while pointing at a hotdog stand. "Keine those are hotdogs, not made from actual dogs." "Eh?! You've been to a modern city before?" Keine asked.
"Not really, last time I was in a city was right after the moon invasion in 1969."
"Oh that's right indeed, but you did manage to move into Gensokyo really quick though!" "Yeah I sneaked past airport security to get into Japan." Reisen confessed.
Suddenly a car stopped next to the sidewalk and a man came out who opened the other car doors for them. "Ride to Area 51 here!" The man said.
"Huh who are you?" Keine asked.
"Hey Chandler, it's been a while!" I waved to him.
"He's one of Mr. Beasts crew, I called in for a free ride."
"Good! Let's get in!" Reisen said. We stepped into the car with me going shotgun, Keine had seatbelt problems but eventually got the hang of it.
"So it's going to be a long drive, how about music? Any suggestions?"
My time to shine baby. Me and Chandler absolutely vibed to 'what is love' like anyone in a car would do, even Keine joined in with the headbanging. It took a while for Reisen to hop on the headbanging train, and eventually the time passed by quickly and we arrived at the last gate to a certain area between 50 and 52.
"Good luck!" Chandler wised us as he drove away into the sunset. "I've got a really bad feeling about this." Reisen said. "Nahhh we got this. Watch!" I say as I crouch underneath the gate. "There! Easy as cake! Now you slowpokes!" They quickly did the same and we walked together towards the area of fifty-ones.
And now we could hear a car incoming. "FREEZE!" An man said dressed in black and has black sunglasses on. "Holy shit its the men in black!" Reisen shot the men wearing black with her megaphone. "Greg, do you know how to operate cars?" Reisen asked. "Nahhh, I can't drive." "GREG YOU LET ME OPERATE A FUCKING ZEPPELIN NOW ITS YOUR TURN!" Reisen shouted in my ear. "AH! FINE! Please don't shout in my ear." I said. So we drove off to the areas 51.
As we got closer, more cars appeared that tried to attack us, but Reisen's megaphone-gun and Keine's bullet hell are more than enough to stop them.
"Hey! This is really fun. I should do this every weekend!" Keine excitedly yelled. "Being a teacher and the villages guardian really takes a toll huh?" I concluded; I'm never becoming a teacher in my life!
"Everyone, we got company!" Reisen yelled while pointing at an incoming helicopter. Another man in black opened the helicopters door and yelled out with a megaphone. "STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLES." As he grabbed a machine gun and shot our ride to oblivion making it explode, or so he saw/heard because he didn't feel the heat of the blast! "Huh what's going on?" He asked and we suddenly appeared behind him. "Hahaha my turn to appear suddenly behind someone!" I say as I grab his gun and Sparta'd him off the helicopter. Now it was Reisen's turn to fly. And fly she did because we finally arrived at the stupid place that's going to be an arena 51.
"Stop these psychos!" A voice said from the speakers, well too late we already are inside. We were running down the hallways looking for wherever they might have been kept. "Halt!" A man said in a military uniform with a handgun pointing at us. "Nuh uh, you tell us where the wooden ship is!" I shouted back. "Why would I ever tell you? Now get on the ground!" He replied. But Reisen shot first and hit the man's gun. "How about you tell us now?" Reisen asked. "Pfff you think a marine will be afraid of you guys?" Suddenly Keine's hair turned green and her clothes too, and two horns grew on her head, one of them even had a red bow tie!
"Feel like talking now?" Keine asked.
"There in the basement!" He answered and Keine reverted back to her normal self. "Now that wasn't so hard was it?" Keine said and we went off to find the basement.
We eventually found a staircase going down, we're finally going to find out what they keep inside Area 51. Going down we find ourselves in another hallway with a door at the end. "This place is rather not as secure as I thought." Keine noticed. "Shit this might be a trap!" I said. "Correct Greg Hellwalker, we're here to investigate your case!" A man said wearing the original suit and tie. "My name is agent Mulder, and her over there is Scully." He pointed behind us where his partner stood. "They know you Greg?" Reisen asked. "But I don't know them, I must have a huge fanbase!" "We've investigated your case and have been looking for you for years now, you can't imagine our shock when we found out that you came to us instead." Scully explained. "Well could we interview a bit later? Gensokyo is in danger!" I ask. "What the hell are you talking about?" "Gensokyo the place with fellas like these two." I point at Reisen and Keine. "I don't think there going to believe you." Reisen said to me. "We are not leaving without an explanation!" Mulder said as he radio'd someone saying go ahead and suddenly the floor wasn't underneath us. "This sucks already!" Is all I could say before I hit something soft at the end of the fall. I was separated from the rest of the group it seems, I'm in a grey interrogation room. "Oh fuck, mass overdriven interviews happen in rooms like this!" I shout in annoyance because I hate interviews!
"Tell us what exactly happened in 2019."
"Start of the Pandemic."
"No, what you did!"
"Sleep, eat, drink, repeat."
"No exactly here, during the raid."
Skully was getting annoyed with my answers, I was to because I've been in here for hours chained to a chair!
Mulder intervened and told me why they want me so bad.
"In 2019 the internet raided Area 51, they did not succeed because the military hired in that vegan teacher to ward off everyone away, but you however did somehow enter Area 51."
"Impossible, I was chased out by that vegan teacher! What do you mean?"
"That vegan teacher got defeated by you, look here at the footage."
And indeed, on the footage I beat her up, but that wasn't me. I don't fight like that, nor do I remember this.
"Greg Hellwalker, your father is also a mystery, he's proclaimed dead, but I'm convinced he's still out there, we'll leave you for now and when we're back your going to tell us everything." And they were gone, impossible I'm an orphan, how the hell do they know my father? How should I know my father? I have to get out of here and quick! I break out of my handcuffs because I'm strong now remember? And I simply take the door out of the frame and I investigate the deeper basement. There where strange objects on display everywhere here, and even seen familiar objects I could recognize. "Is this the among us shaped mc nugget? No way!" I head over to the other familiar object. "No way this is my lost walking stick-gun!" My walking stick gun: received it back in 2018 and lost it when I died, it's a walking stick that can shoot and has a build in blade that pops out of te end! This is truly the best motherfucking day of my life! I got back my stick and I went further looking for the 'aliens' hidden deep away.
Keine woke up, she was restrained on an operating table, next to her she saw Reisen also restrained on a table. "Hey Reisen hello?!" She shouted but only got the attention of Byakuren who is also restrained to a table next to Keine's. "Was this supposed to be a rescue attempt?" She asked. "Yes, didn't work out very well I guess." Keine confessed. "Well they haven't done any tests on us yet and don't know our power, let's escape now you two are here to back us up." "Wait hold on what happened to Reisen? She is unresponsive." "She had been yelling too much and annoyed the guards, so they put her to sleep." Byakuren answered. "Today is strange." Keine said. "Hold on hear that?!" Byakuren shouted. Gunshots could be heard outside the room. Byakuren quickly broke out of the restraints and broke Keine's restraints too and both stood in a defensive position. "HOW IS HE- AAAHHH!" could be heard from outside the door and all the noise suddenly stopped. Then the door flung open revealing me! Greg!
"Wait, this isn't the bathroom?" I joked. "HA!" Byakuren shouted as she punched me and grabbed me by the neck. "AK! Wait I'm on your side! Im the Gregarious guy new in the land of Gensokyo!" She let me go. "Did you really make a pun while being choked?" Byakuren asked. "And you greet people like this? That's worse than making a pun while being choked in my opinion!" "Byakuren your behavior is very unlike you, what's going on?" Keine asked. "I did not expect this!" Byakuren raised her hands. "This to happen!" She finished.
"We'll whatever, we are heading back to Gensokyo, let's uhh carry the others to the flying ship?" "Not so fast!" Agent Mulder said pointing a gun at me. "You are in big trouble now!" "Nah I'd suggest otherwise!" I say as I phase towards him and take his gun. Mulder looked confused about what I just now did. "How did you?" "Lots of training and luck, now where's the ship?!"
Meanwhile at the hospital, the army approached, with indeed a much much larger army.
"THERE COMMING!" Marisa yelled.
It was a gigantic uncountable army of skeletons prepared for attack. The residents of the hospital where ready to counterattack, Mr. Beast supplied volunteers with guns and armor. Automatic turrets had been activated; everyone was ready for battle.
The skeletons charged quickly towards the hospital, and everyone with a gun began shooting at the incoming attackers. Skeletons fell left from right but it wasn't enough firepower and they came closer and closer. This was Reimu's sign that she needs to step in, equipping her trusty.
Yin-Yang orbs and started her own bullet hell, Marisa did the same. Suddenly another army of skeletons attacked from the other side. Patchouli was waiting for a surprise attack like this and summoned multiple books that spewed fire from, allowing her to buy enough time for Flandre to arrive who summoned a red magic sword and cloned herself four times then charged straight ahead when Patchouli needed to recover. "This better not last hours!" Patchouli said.
Back in Area 51 me and the girls carried the unconscious Reisen, Mulder was kind enough to guide us to the ship. It was in a huge open space with a roof that could open and close, suspiciously specific built for UFOs I guess. We were about to leave until a sudden a half-tired voice said: "Actually, I'm not letting you go so easily."
And someone grabbed my shoulder and threw me away from the ship.
"I president, Joe Biden will not allow you to leave with the aliens!" I turn to Byakuren and Keine. "GO! LEAVE WITHOUT ME! ILL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!" "Promise me you'll be okay!" Keine shouted. "Yeah sure!" I say as I watched the ship quickly leave.
"There, happy?"
"Actually I also wanted the aliens but I guess I'll have to fight you first, BIDEN BLAST!" I dodged his blast. "Here! You might need this!" I said as pointed my walking stick at Biden and shot a few bullets. The bullets froze in mid-air right before they could hit Biden. "I'm not going to make this easy Mr. Greg Hellwalker!" Biden jumped up very high and landed behind me and turned on a lightsaber! He was going to hit me until I stopped him with my mechanical arm. "What a special arm you have there, it's stopping the lightsaber, but it's not ENOUGH!" He said as he used the force to fling me backwards. "Can't believe a drugged old man is actually a Jedi!" I said as I sprinted around him shooting my walking stick at him. My strategy didn't work however and the bullets still froze in mid-air. "Fool." Biden simply said while he went for a strike. I barely dodged but the heat of the saber burned my left shoulder, that's how near hit it was. "Fuck!" I shouted as I jumped back. "Don't be so careless young man!" Biden spoke out trying to do an Darth Vader impression. "You are being cringe Joe Biden, don't fellow kids me!" I shout at him. Biden then threw his lightsaber with the force and again I barely dodged it and it managed to burn my back. "That's it, I hate lightsabers now, UNTIL DEATH!" The force of the punch alone was enough to force Biden away and while he was in midair I punched him multiple times, so many in fact I got a 72-combo hit count and he fell to the ground, asleep! "Trump was right, Joe is sleepy." I say as I climb and jump up to the open roof. But I was awaited there by Scully and Mulder and a lot of men in black with guns pointed at me. "You cannot dodge multiple bullets with high accuracy!" Mulder threatened. "But I thought you wanted me alive to ask about my doubleganger?" I aksed. "You're clearly not a human, or at least anymore!" He responded. "Well shit."
Back at the Hospital the skeletons suddenly retreated, while the army is still in a great number far from being defeated. "Huh? What's going on?" Asked Reimu. "Their probably taking a break, finally! I need a break as well." Marisa said. Everyone who attacked in the first phase was completely tired. Then second phase ensued. A skeleton of an European Dragon could be seen in the sky and suddenly dove towards Reimu spewing its fire while diving. "REIMU WATCH OUT!" Marisa yelled. Reimu looked up in the sky to see the dragon approaching but right before it's fire could hit her the dragon got shot by a heavy blow of wind. "Hurry up inside you two! Its my turn." Kanako said while in the air revealing herself as the dragons new enemy. "Good luck Kanako!" Reimu said with a smile and went back inside the hospital. The dragon came back with three of his other dragon friends. "Bring it on, you won't be able to win anyway!" The dragons circled around Kanako, waiting for the perfect chance to strike. Suddenly it began to rain, then thunder struck one of the dragons. "This is far from my best!" Kanako taunted. Two dragons now charged towards Kanako from left and right forcing her to fly up where the third dragon surprised her and managed to hit her with a fire attack. "AAH!, Careless!" Kanako said as she electrocuted the third dragon. Luckily only one of her legs got hit by the dragons fire, but the burn wound was hurting a lot. Kanako summoned a hailstorm with hails as big as a basketball descending from the heavens, hitting the last remaining dragons a lot causing them to fall to the ground and die upon impact. Kanako retreated back into the hospital.
At Patchouli's side the skeletons also retreated and Flandre flew back into the hospital, but before Patchouli could join her, she got surprised by an slender humanoid mummy with skull of a deer featuring long antlers, a wendigo! The wendigo grabbed Patchouli and rushed with its long legs to where the skeleton army retreated. "EY! LET ME GO ASSHOLE!" Patchouli yelled. "Huh Patchouli?" A confused Koakuma said who was the replacement for Patchouli's shift. She looked around and saw the wendigo taking her away. "PATCHOULI!" She shouted and flew as quickly as possible to the creature that kidnapped Patchouli. The wendigo turned around to face Koakuma who paused in fear upon observing the creature from up close for the first time. "You! Y-you let her go!" The frightened Koakuma mustered. The wendigo stood still like a statue who observed back with 2 small white glowing dots acting as his eyes. The longer Koakuma stared at the creature the more frightened she became. "P-p-ple-ase l-l-et her g-g-o!" Koakuma said while slowly backing away. The wendigo opened its mouth and slowly moved its mouth to Patchouli, it wanted to eat her! "NO DONT!" Koakuma snapped and turned the grass the wendigo stood on into quicksand. The wendigo let Patchouli go because of the sudden change of situation. Now Patchouli was free she shot the wendigo with fireblasts from her books.
"Koakuma, why did you come after me?" Patchouli asked. "Listen Patchouli! I am sorry! I trul-" "quit that Koakuma, you cannot play with our feelings anymore."
"I NEVER DID OKAY!, … never in our long years that we spent together, I never put on a mask and pretended to be someone I'm not. I only did when I fought against Remilia, but I swear on my life Patchouli, all of our time spent, and time with the others spent. Like that time I accidentally destroyed one of your favorite books and was ashamed of it, and when you figured out you didn't get mad and laughed instead because I hid the destroyed book obviously behind me while I denied it being behind me? Or the time where I fell asleep while I was moving a tower of books and made a mess afterwards and you didn't get mad, and we both laughed? They were real genuine moments cherished in my heart! I could never play with your feelings!" Koakuma monologued while at the brink of crying. Patchouli was convinced because of all the emotion she showed, and proceeded to hug Koakuma. "Patchouli?!" "It's okay, I misunderstood." "P-patchouli!" Koakuma cried in Patchouli's shoulder. "Its alright Koakuma, I'm sorry for not realizing earlier." Together they retreated back into the hospital.
Where we're we at the Area 51 arc again? Oh yeah I was about to get shot my men in black but suddenly the ship returned! "Huh? Hey that's the UFO!" A man in black said pointing at the UFO.
"Good now we can negotiate, you aliens! Trade me one alien for this monster!" Mulder shouted. "Heh! What you gonna do if we don't? Shoot him?" Keine said with a smug smile on her face. "Yes we could and we, will?" Mulder said as he realized, guns haven't been invented. Keine looked green again. "That's right I created another law in history, since 1945: every firearm is banned! Even for the military!" "That's right, Keine's ability is to eat history in her human form, and in her mean green form she can create history itself! She has an unbelievable amount of power, I can't even think of half the cool stuff she could do." I bragged for her.
The FBI and men in black were astonished by the power of this single Youkai. "Enough Greg, Lets head out of here!" She held out a hand when the ship came close to me and I grabbed hers back and she put me on the ship that now hurried away.
"Greg! Your shoulder! And your back!" Keine said as she worriedly checked my wounds
"I'm alright, for now at least. If we're heading for a hospital it better be Diets Nuts!" I joked.
Back at the hospital Yukari was standing guard at the empty battlefield filled with bones, waiting for the next elite skeletal being to attack. crack
It came from behind Yukari! She turned around to see nothing but suddenly she heard: "Youkai, is this how you greet a new pall? Turn around and shake my hand." She did exactly what the person told her. PPPFFFFLBLBLBLLBBB "hehehehe, the good old woopiecussion in the hand trick!" Yukari observed the figure that pranked her. He had a blue jacket over his white shirt, black shorts and pink slippers with white socks. "Heya, the name is Sans, Sans the skeleton!" Sans said constantly smiling while he spoke his words. "So, Sans eh? And you're with Adve I presume?" Yukari asked. "I guess so, Adve summoned us with the largest necromancy spell, I'm not the kind of skeleton who would murder for fun, but a skele-ton of others are!" Sans punned.
"Oh my my! You are unlike the others; I like you Sans!" "Heh get used to it! Anyway, as much as I like not attacking, the spell Adve casted will force me to. Are you ready?" "Good! Show me what you got!" Yukari said. Sans summoned bones from the ground going up that Yukari dodged by jumping up and used her parasol to glide away from the attack but before she could land a gaster blaster appeared behind her but she stopped the incoming laser blast with her gap and countered with opening another gap behind Sans shooting the laser from behind him however he managed to dodge and made Yukari's soul blue and yeeted her down to the ground where bone spikes rested but using her ability quickly again she created a gap right before she hit the ground bone spikes sending her back into her own realm. Now here's where she won. She created a ton of gaps around the battlefield and out came Yukari's bullet hell out of every gap. This caught Sans off guard, but he dodged every bullet using his teleportation, until suddenly another gap formed behind him with another bullet coming through, but Sans slid to the side where unbeknownst to him Yukari was hiding behind the gap waiting to strike Sans with her parasol, and when that moment came. PATS! Yukari finally hit Sans and he fell to the ground. But Sans had one more gaster blaster to cast. The blaster hit Yukari's parasol because she saw the attack coming. "Well fought Sans." She complimented. "Heh thanks, welp I lost, sorry Adve. Anyways I'm going home now, see you around." Sans said as he disappeared in thin air. "Strange skeleton." Yukari simply said.
The army of skeletons are now again approaching, they successfully made most of their enemies tired and where charging again. This time the Oni took the field, they were equipped with gigantic swords, and they charged towards the skeleton army, meanwhile Yukari stood her ground and used her gaps to dislocate and capture incoming skeletons.
Back inside the hospital in the discussion room Mr. Beast was watching with Reimu and Marisa. "We are losing right now ze!" Marisa complained. "Do we have our backup arriving soon?" Reimu asked. "I have no clue." Mr. Beast said. "Hold on, I haven't seen Alice in a while, where did she go?" Marisa asked. "She said her dolls at home where working on something and she needed to help them out for the last touches." Mr. Beast explained. "Fuck, were going to need them to return quickly!"
The defense team are getting tired or wounded while fighting the large skeleton army. "WHEN WILL THIS END?!" Suika yelled out. "Keep things up everyone!" Yukari motivated. Suddenly loud heavy stumping could be heard from the forest of magic. "What the hell is that?" Yuugi asked. A gigantic doll appeared from the forest, easily twice the size of the hospital. Alice sat on its shoulder, and waved hi to everyone on ground. "That son of a bitch! That's Alice for you ze!" Marisa said exited. The doll stomped on the tiny skeleton army. But after a short while the skeletons climbed on the doll, and started invading it slowly. "This is not gonna last long is it?" Reimu asked sadly. "Hold on I think there here!" Mr. Beast perked up.
Indeed, the Flying objects finally unexpectedly fucking obliterated the skeleton army, all of them were now converted into magical energy. Byakuren held the death eater staff high up in the air showing the glow of the power and strength of the absorbed magic. Everyone cheered at our win.
As Byakuren reunited with her crew, I was hospitalized.
"Heyyy burn neighbor!" I said while laying on a hospital bed next to Kanako. "Also feeling a little burnt out?" She joked. "You bet, I'm never getting fired now at least!" I countered. "You've seen enough light for today it seems."
"I think so yes, but don't put it lightly, it hurt like I was on fire."
"Yeah you lost, that one was awful!" Kanako concluded.
"Fine you win." I agreed.
"Hold on, when are we going to get visitors?" I ask. "I already see one approaching." Kanako said. "Hey Kanako, I got you some flowers, for your heroism today." Sanae said while giving her the flowers. "Ah thank you Sanae!" "Wait I got some too!" A Cat that is Rin shouted with flowers as well. "Hey, hold on! Me too!" Satori said while running.
Where are mine?
"ALLL BYY MYSELF!"
"Don't wana be, ALL BY MYSELF!"
"Anymore."
Oh! Alice spotted coming towards me! she noticed that I was keeping my eyes on her and she did her warm smile thing again! "Hey Greg, sorry I don't have any flowers but I do have-" "CHOCOLATE!" I finished and quickly yoinked it from her hands and ate the chocolate like Cookie Monster would do to cookies. "Ah! G-Greg! You really like chocolate do you?" Alice said in shock of my reaction. "Hmmm? What makes you say that?" I ask jokingly. "Oh! Greg you have chocolate all over your face now!" Alice giggled. Oh, oh oh no i know what happens next. "Here, I'll clean it for you."
Alice said while grabbing a napkin and wiped away the mess I've made. I inner scream AAAH SHESS CLOSE MMMM! My cheeks became as red as my tie and I could feel the neighbors looking at us! Very very embarrassing! "There! All done~"! Alice sang that last part, she's making me so shy that I'll end this chapter
BYEEEE!