Hello fanficreader all, welcome to my hospital bedroom. Today I'm going to tell you about what happened today that made me get back in the hospital one day after recovery, well it all started at Alice's place.
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I am better now! No burn wounds to be found, usually they would still leave marks of burn but in my case there's nothing to be found. Alice invited me back to her place for some tea to celebrate my recovery, so I immediately accepted, it has been a while since I've been at her place.
As we arrived I sat down at the outside tea place, and Alice brought the tea.
"So, you've been doing well I presume? I mean with all the evacuated people in one place." I ask.
"It's honestly indeed a bit crowded, it does help that every day people work on extensions and upgrades."
"Is that also why you live out in the forest?"
"Yes, I enjoy living here in the quiet with my dolls." Alice explained.
"oh shoot! Alice I totally forgot to ask you an important question!"
"Huh? What's on your mind Greg?"
"The mechanical arm you made; it's made out of a very rare metal? It gives magical powers; hence I can use magic now. Did you really give it to me?"
This made Alice think for a little while.
"Some time before you entered Gensokyo, I received a package.
It was outside of my house with a crow on it that flew away immediately after I saw it. Inside it there was the metal, an instruction manual how to forge a mechanical arm using magic, and lastly a note.
It was written in a very old handwriting but I could just make out what it said."
"One that shall receive thee, wait until a day or three. A man without a right hand, shall need this to save the land."
"That is very strange, it might have to do something with the conveniently placed scrolls that give me power?" I ask.
"If that's the case, we have ourselves a predictor running loose." Alice concluded.
"I'm curious now, should we dig deeper?"
"No, tea first!" "I should not have made that tea error." I sighed.
We continued to drink tea until the afternoon approached.
"I had a jolly noon Alice, thanks for the teatime."
"Jolly noon?, you really play with random words do you?"
"Perhaps, oh shoot nearly forgot our mystery man! Got any ideas on what the hell I must do?" I ask.
"I say we let Keine in her Youkai from touch your mechanical hand, she can see the entire history of Gensokyo."
"Great! What are we waiting for? Curiosity killed the cat!" I say as I start running for the hospital. "Oh dear, he sure is excited."
Bursting through the door of Keine's room I yell out.
"Keine I need your help! Oh fuck."
"It's nice to see you healed up and stuff, but if I weren't covered by a blanket you'd be dead where you stand!"
Keine said angrily while indeed standing in only a blanket covering her.
"Oh fuck, Sorry!" I said quickly closing the door.
"I'll just wait here then!" After a short while Keine came out of her room covered just in her normal clothes now, she found me with both my hands in my face from embarrassment.
"Now I made it too awkward as well, I'm sorry and I know I should have knocked!"
I quickly muster out.
"Greg you're an idiot blinded by excitement, what the hell are you doing? You've only recovered recently have you not?" Keine asked worried now.
"Keine, thank you for caring but we have ourselves a mystery man on our hands.
He was the one who supplied my arm with a rare magical metal or something."
"Oh? That's interesting indeed? Let me guess, you want me to touch your arm in my other form to find out its history?"
"Yes exactly that! Could you please?"
"Next to you breaking into my room you are polite." Keine teased.
"AHH stop it! It already will be branded into my brain and will pop back up every night!"
"Hahaha! Oh don't worry Greg, I forgive you. I can tell when people have 'intentions."
Keine went into her other form and touched my mechanical arm.
"You know what I said before Greg, but I can now feel your intentions of grabbing one of my horns."
"Yeah I uhm, just ignore that!" "Okay, ah! I have the results!" Keine said while grabbing my other arm that was reaching for her horns.
"You're more interested in my unhuman parts than my private parts it seems, while I appreciate your curiosity towards inhuman features please don't touch my horns." "Sorry sorry."
"Alright then, the results. 49 years ago, so back in 1973 the same man who delivered your arm was hiding scrolls in Gensokyo, one in the Eientei, one in the Netherworld and one inside Yukari's place. This man only appeared briefly in this year to send a raven to deliver the package, the man is wearing old European clothing and any more I can't tell."
"These places, indeed, I did find the scrolls! Except for the one in Yukari's place." I sigh. I have heard horror stories about how Yukari could be sometimes.
"I should just ask her for more then."
"Alright, I wish you luck!" Keine said.
"Yeah, thank you Keine!" I said while searching for the banana split.
The hospital is big, but my hunger for banana split is bigger!
I walk on a quick pace trough the hospital scanning for her, all of that while I was singing about bananas.
"Do you see banana (wo)man?"
"Hopping over on the white hot sand."
"Here she comes with some for me."
"Freshly taken from banana tree."
"Banana (wo)man me, want a ton."
"Give me double and the bonus one."
"Give me more for all me friends."
Oh shoot there she is!"
Yukari was eyeing me since she knew it was I singing the song about her being a banana split.
"That gets your attention quite quickly hm?"
"I told you to stop calling me that." She replied in a calm but annoyed voice.
"Anyhow, what seems to be the situation since you're all up and running quickly after getting healed."
"Yukari, what happened in your home in 1973?"
"Huh? Why do you want to know?"
"Because I want to know!"
"Tsk like I'd ever tell you, go break into my house! But you'll never find out because if you leave you won't remember a thing! That's what my realm does."
"Challenge accepted!" I say with a grin on my face finally back in my game of messing around.
"he's not actually going to is he?"
"So Greg, what do you plan to do with all of this filming equipment." Mr. Beast asked. "I need to record what I'm going to discover!"
"Where are you going?"
"Don't worry about it." I brushed off.
"I will survive, and as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive."
Mr. Beast was watching me leave with the equipment making long goofy steps.
"What the hell is he up to?" Mr. Beast questioned.
As I walk through the hallways searching for the Tengu named Aya who was recommended to contact when I asked for advice from Remilia who happen to pass by.
However I now sense a familiar presence nearby.
"Trying to hide from me?" I ask Koishi as I put my hand on her shoulder.
"How are you capable of knowing my presence?" Koishi asked while giving me an annoyed look.
"You can manipulate the subconscious right? No clue what that means, Is it somewhere similar to the ability Nurpo has?"
"Who's Nurpo?"
"He eats coins found between cushions and speaks to the deaf, anyone else who can hear will forget their conversation with Nurpo."
Koishi was thinking really hard. "Nope, never heard of him!" She concluded.
"Ah, well in that case I don't understand your ability so I can't give an answer."
I shrug.
"Do I have to force an answer out of you?" Koishi treated.
"Woah woah, calm down miss! Not everything has to be resolved with a fight!
Plus, am I that untrustworthy?"
This made Koishi sigh and walk away. Did she want to start a fight?
Anyhow I made my way through the hospit- "OI Human! Wait up!" I heard someone shout from behind me.
Turning around, said someone collided with me.
"Oef!" "Ah! Sorry human! I was just so excited to finally meet you!
Listen you have to tell me about your adventures in Gensokyo, no one has heard them form your perspective after all!" She said.
I get up, brushing the dust of me.
"And you must be Aya hm?"
"You've heard about me?"
"Yes, I understand you are a good photographer right?"
"Correct, all the photos from the newspapers got to come from someone!" She said proudly.
"I take it you are also good at filming yes?"
"Yes yes yes! That's me alright!"
"In that case, I need to ask for your help actually."
"Oh, you need something from me?"
"I am going to break into Yukari's house, and I need it to be live-streamed so we can see what's inside without forgetting anything because it's live streamed!"
"And what's in it for me?" Aya. Asked while raising a suspicious eyebrow.
"Well, not only my stories but also a report about what I am going to do, since you're the one filming you don't have to interview anyone but yourself, whadayasay?"
The Tengu thought for a short while until finally complied.
"Breaking into Yukari's house hm? Nice different side quest for me!"
I found Yukari's house, it's in another dimension.
I can easily get there via an out of bounds glitch I remember doing back in my gaming days.
So I did, with Aya of course.
She was astonished while preforming the glitch, Yukari's house is located underneath what remains of the Hakurei Shrine.
Her house was a gigantic mansion again, but this one is similar to Eiretheis one.
"You mean Eientei?" Aya corrected.
"Yes Eithertale!" As I observe the mansion from a distance, Aya set up the camera and she gave me a thumbs up signaling she's ready.
You better be ready too Yukari! You might be smarter, but I'm more Gregger!
"Alright I'm ready!" I say.
"Three, two, one. Action!"
"Okay guys! Today me and my camerawoman Aya will be breaking into Yukari's house at 3 AM! The spooky hour of the now nnnniggghhhtttt ooohhoooohooo."
I say in a dramatic voice.
"Rumors has it that back in 1973 a guy actually entered her house and left behind a scroll for us to find!"
I quickly look at my stream and its stats via my own phone. 9 viewes and 7 likes!
Dollmaker_Allie463 said: Greg what the hell are you doing?
Silver_Maiden01 said: My mistress is encouraging this, do not turn back Greg
Urbehej673 said: You go Breg!
Shrinemaid_donatepls0 said: Serves her right! I'm rooting for you Greg!
Dollmaker_Allie463 said: Everyone is encouraging this? Fine your funeral!
Local_bodydragger385 said: someone's dying?
"Thanks for the support you guys! We're going in now!"
I rush towards the nearest window, pick up a rock and.
Clansmsksnsjshsjjssjj whatever sound a breaking window makes.
"Alright let's get in!"
The mansion, BIG! Just like the scarlet devil mansion.
"I my god! What is that?" I say to the camera while pointing at what I was referring to. "It's a- pet cat!" I conclude coming closer to the pet cat.
"Who are you and what are you doing inside my masters masters mansion?"
The pet cat spoke. "AAIAIGGAHAOAA IT CAN TALK!" I dramatically scream.
"She looks just like a normal youkai though." Aya said confused at my sudden behavior.
"Get OUT!" "AIIAAOO RUN AYA RUN!"
I scream as I ran for my life.
The cat chased us through the mansion, until I had the best time idea, locking myself up in the toilet. So I did, Aya also went in.
"Well this is nice and comfortable." Aya complained.
"It's the best thing I can come up with, whoops!"
Scratching could be heard from the cat trying to get in.
Meanwhile I check my stream stats again.
67 viewers 42 likes.
Scarlet_D3v1l Donated 250!
I have a vague idea how much an euro is, consider this my gift for entertaining me with your 'livestream' good luck.
_388 said: did talking with Yukari not work out?
"O my god, thanks for the donation Remilia!" I basically shout.
"Eh? You got a donation?" Aya asked. "Hell yeah!"
The scratches stopped. "Huh? Is she gone you think?" Aya asked
"Maybe she's getting Yukari! We need to avoid her, let's go!" I quickly open the door of the bathroom and ran through the hallways until I see a figure running right at me!
I had been jumpscared by it and allowed it to kick me hard in the stomach and sent me flying back. "OOHAAAA!"
"Greg! What happened?"
"SQUID GAMES!"
The figure was now not going so fast that I can now see a blondie, fox? With many tales to tell.
"Who are you and why are you breaking into my masters house?!" She shouted angrily.
"I have come, for the truth!" I say while getting up ready for this encounter.
Behind her leg I see the other resident hugging the fox's leg.
"Get them master!" She shouted.
"Aya, get some cool shots from the air!" I requested.
She flew up quickly. Now I grab my phone, and I called Mr. Beast.
"Beast! Activate ghost organization!" I yell in the phone and quickly put it back in my pocket after.
The fox youkai summoned a bunch of magical projectiles and shot at me.
I quickly pull-out a nearby door to use as shield.
"Hey! You can't just destroy the mansion like that now too!" The fox shouted.
All the projectiles that came directly at me hit the door instead, and then it got kicked in half by the fox and went for a punch that I stopped by grabbing her incoming fist. "Mr Beast hurry up!" And the timing couldn't be more perfect because I was in ghost organization now.
"What the? Where did he go?!" The fox said while quickly looking around.
As she didn't see me at all I sneaked up behind her, looking directly at the camera I point to her booty. "O my gosh you guys, she literally has a fat ass!"
The fox stopped searching for me. "Oh, my master won't like this!" She sighed while walking away with the cat.
I sneaky walk away, I only have 2 minutes of ghost org so I got to make most of it.
Walking through the mansion I stumble across a crack in the wall with a golden glow coming out from the crack.
There it is! I crack open the crack revealing indeed, the last scroll.
"Well well well, look who actually took my joke seriously."
I turn around to see as I presume all of the residents of the mansion.
"These two are Ran and Chen, and you already know me.
I'm the one who will punish you severely!" Yukari said with anger in her voice.
And suddenly I fell through one of her gaps and I fell into an empty place, but there's eyes everywhere.
"You're now inside the boundary of Gensokyo, a perfect place for the end of your shenanigans!" Yukari said while flying in midair with Ran and Chen beside her who are also glaring me down.
"You wish! I am one of the strongest in Gensokyo! If you wish to defeat me, you must train for another 100 years!" I say with pride and confidence.
"So be it." Yukari said as about a million magic particles and projectiles came from out of other gaps around the area.
Making use of my speed I dodge and jump on top of some projectiles to get much higher and when I got close I managed to grab Yukari's leg and I threw her to the ground and right after I phase-dodged an attack coming from Ran but since I dodged she hit Chen instead.
"NO CHEN!" She said while quickly catching her from falling to the ground.
"I'm okay!" She said in response.
This made Yukari more mad and created the biggest magical ball projectile like she's from dragon balls and launched it at me.
"Oh fuck, I've made her real mad!"
I said to the camera while running as far as possible so I could maybe escape the incoming doom.
However gaps kept on appearing and shot more bullets at me, making me dodge all of them while avoiding the biggest ball ever!
Suddenly a gap opened up right in front of me and Yukari herself came out and grabbed me by the throat.
"This is for your foolishness!" She shouted in my ears (ow thanks) and threw me as hard as she can into the massive magical ball that was chasing me.
As I collided with the ball, pain was all I felt. It lasted long and eventually the ball exploded, It hurt pretty fucking bad. As I was laying on the ground I look at my stream's stats.
79.643 viewers 50.773 likes
Penguiz0 said: never back down never what?
Night_Spar03 said: if you can stand against Adve, you can stand against Yukari!
local_drunk01 said: You're as strong as us! Beat 'em and show the true power of punching!
local_drunk02 said: hey if you win Yuugi will give you enhanced sake again!
local_drunk01 said: I did not say that!
Markiplier said: hello everybody my name is Markiplier
Dollmaker_Allie463 said: hey if you win I'll make you more tea!
Starbnuy5 said: ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Yes, their right. I've gotten more to give!
"Hey! Yukari! You might be in control of boundaries but I! I Greg Hellwalker! Will defeat you!"
I say as I get up, a blue aura formed around my body.
"Greg, Hellwalker?" Yukari asked with a shocked look on her face.
"Indeed, my name is Greg Hellwalker! I've come for the truth! Prepare to die!" I say as I launched myself high up in the air while grabbing a banana and throwing it at Yukari who used a gap to send it away from her.
I managed to stand on the air, and I yell back.
"You've also forgotten one other thing, I can do this!" A door appeared and 5 men who looked exactly like me except they had different colored ties came out of the door equipped with music instruments and they were playing a song, it was Pretty fly for a white guy from the band the offspring.
"Give it to me baby uh huh! uh huh!" 3x
Yukari was in deep thought, Greg Hellwalker? That's the same last name of the intruder! But her thoughts where interrupted by the band what arrived.
Greg sang too: "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"
"Uno, dos, tres Let's kick some youkai ass" I say as I crack my knuckles and dash towards Yukari who expected my attack and opened up a gap in front of me however she did not expect me closing the gap using my bare hands!
"What the hell?" Is all Yukari got to say before I hit her with a until death.
Yukari went flying like I did when her friend attacked me, payback bitch! Yukari used a gap to collide with me and threw a couple of punches in me but after a few I countered with a phase and when Yukari finally hit the ground I body slammed her. But she got up by using a gap and fisted me in the face, making me stumble back but I couldn't fight back anymore.
"You had enough? I have!" I huffed.
"Why should I stop now?" "Because we're going to far! Anymore and we'd get seriously hurt, I mean look at us!" I say, Yukari observed my condition.
I was indeed in a bad shape, my entire back was red and bleeding, and I had a blue eye from one of Yukari's punches.
And Yukari herself was also hurt pretty bad because of the until death at close range, she had a similar injury that I had on my back but on hers was on her front.
"Oh dear, we indeed got ahead of ourselves." She said with shock in voice.
"Yeah, I agree." I said with my voice shaking from my own shock. I was stumbling towards Yukari and nearly fell until she caught me.
"Yukari, I'm sorry." I say as I pass out.
"Likewise." Yukari said.
"O my gosh were back again!"
"In the hospital bed I slept in."
"Gotta heal up quickly now again."
"Sleeping though the days starting right again."
"Am I hurt again?"
"Yeah."
"Back in the hospital?"
"Yeah."
"Have I won at least?"
"Yeah."
"Fuck this shit I ain't staying in here!"
I attempt to get out of the bed. And it failed, I can't stand correctly with a back pain like this!
So I start crawling on the ground like a crocodile.
"Greg? Where are you going?" Yukari, my newest neighbor asked.
"Out!" I say while going out. Yukari sighed, and she called for the doctors!
Why?! I crawl even quicker now, but I eventually get caught by Sakuya.
"You really need some time for vacation Greg, don't run from this nice opportunity!" She said with a smile.
"SAKUYA THIS IS A DIFFERENT SITUATION I CANT DO SHIT LIKE THIS! Oeewewwww! Me back!" I yell half because of my pain.
Sakuya put me back in the bed of the hospital, this time however restraining me in the bed.
"This is uncomfortable! Let me out!" I plead.
"No can do Greg, sorry but you really have to heal." Sakuya responded.
"To help out, I could tell you what happened in 1973 if it makes you feel better." Yukari said. "That would be better." I respond.
"In 1973 someone broke into my house. He had Long brown beard and short hair pushed backwards. He wore a long tophat and a Frock suit. He introduced himself as Grimm Hellwalker."
"Huh?! He's my family? And he's still around?"
"He is not a normal human I suspect; he knows ancient magic I don't even know!" "Then what is he up to? He gave Alice the supplies to make my arm, and he hid the scrolls around Gensokyo, speaking of I haven't read this new one yet!"
Dearest son, I know thou knowest of thy presence, in this scroll I'll give thy last present. The stakes are raising, Adve is accending. With this scroll thy will unlock, thoust danmaku powers that weren't in stock. Good luck thy see you soon, these events will happen in a moon."
"With that he means a month right? I mean a full cycle of the moon?" I ask.
"Indeed correct, Mr. Grimm always talks strange like that, he in fact does mean a moon." Yukari answered.
"So you know my father, could you tell me more about him?"
"There's not much, I've only met him once. But I'll tell you what I know." Yukari replied.
"See? It's not that hard to talk about the guy who broke into your house!" I laugh. Yukari giggled too. "Said the guy who broke into my house."
"Watch out! It might become a family tradition!" I countered.