Adve's frozen castle is high up in the sky, close to the earth's atmosphere. The castle was located right above Gensokyo, because today is the day he ran out of patience. Adve stood on top of the highest tower of his castle, and he ordered a Big Mac. "Nom, Nom, alright!" He spoke with a mouth full of food. Swallow the food he ordered his two strongest allies to appear.
Drillerbones, a mummified corpse yet he was still highly conserved since his organs are still where they meant to be.
His eyes were missing but replaced with a white glowing dots as pupils.
He is wearing nothing but a completely white cloak.
And the other one is named Shade, he's a black silhouette of a man (a shadow person) wearing a tophat.
The only thing that's not a silhouette was his right hand that was red.
They flew beside their master, awaiting for Adve's next command.
"Today is the final day of Gensokyo. Heck! The world, the universe will be mine! Because I'm going to become god."
Drillbones and Shade saluted Adve who was grinning from ear to ear.
"Go ahead, reek chaos." He ordered.
His Allies nodded and flew towards Gensokyo while Adve observed proudly.
"You've been busy huh?" Dave appeared from a wormhole greeting Adve. "Dear brother, how nice of you to finally confront me, without fleeing afterwards I presume?"
"Correct, are you prepared for your demise?" Adve laughed hysterically. "AHAHHAA, oh you. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WILL BE DEAD!" Adve said while throwing a fireball at him.
"Ohohoh! Not so fast. In order to beat one that's closest to god, you'll have to resort to a, more efficient attack!" Dave said proudly.
Dave has the ability to manipulate celestial objects and stellar phenomena, a great opponent worthy to kill in Adve's eyes.
"Hehehe, good GOOD! Show me what you have!" Adve said with a laugh. Dave created a miniature sun in his hand and as he aimed the sun at Adve it became bigger and eventually launched it.
Adve cut the sun in half using a gap and the sun hit the castle instead.
"Let's take this outside shall we? I don't want to make the earth a victim of my godly power." Dave taunted, he snapped his fingers and they stood now on a moon, far far away from earth.
"Impressive, let's go beyond shall we?" Adve said with absolute confidence. Dave used his light speed to throw Adve to the ground and summoned a comet coming straight at Adve however he countered just touching the comet with his finger and it instantly disappeared. How can this be?
Dave thought to himself. "It's one of my borrowed powers dearest brother." Adve replied who suddenly stood behind Dave in just one split second.
He touched Dave and lightning struck him.
"AH!" Dave quickly recovered and called out an entire meteor shower at Adve's location. "That's gotta stop me?" He asked.
As the first meteor hit the ground the others follow all of them missing Adve. "Resort to a more efficient attack." Adve mimicked.
Dave laughed. "Right, right. Let's begin!"
"Power cosmic: End Comet!"
A gigantic comet rushed towards the moon the bothers are fighting on, the comet is larger than the moon they were fighting on!
"Erosion!" Adve countered making the comet crumble into tens of thousands pieces of debris allowing him to escape the attack by parkouring on the debris, upon reaching a less chaotic area he casted a spell himself "Scarlet Weather Rapture!" And fired a red laser like attack directly at Dave who quickly blocked it with a sun he created last second to block the attack, only allowing Adve to summon another attack.
"Heaven Spider's Butterfly-Catching Web!" The entire spacious area got blinded by little white-blue lines and even more appeared and each of them quickly grew larger resulting in Dave being unable to move unless he wants to get hit.
But before he could think they disappeared, and the attack restarted again. "What the hell is this?" Dave yelled.
"One of the spell cards in Gensokyo of course! I only buffed it a little, just so you'll only go where I want you to go." Adve answered.
"Fine, you leave me no choice. Relativistic Time Delation!" one second for Adve is 10 seconds for Dave, allowing him to escape the attack without much thought and casted another attack.
"Solar Wave!" A orange-yellow wave made its course from Dave's hand right at Adve who quickly dodged it.
"You are good, let's see how long you will last AHAHAHHAA!" Adve laughed.
It was a normal morning in the hospital, although its odd for a vampire to wake up during the day, I am resistant to the sun so it don't matter anyway.
My daughters are too, but they just dislike the sun, they do wake up during daytime because there's nothing interesting else to do except talk with your comrades in protection, though I still think we should fight this
'fat king' guy and get this over with.
But it seems like an attempt has already been made back last month and the strongest fighters lost to him, even my daughters!
Trust me I don't believe this guy could be so strong.
"Quit staring into nothingness ma! Come on lets have morning tea!" Flandre shouted at me. "Patience dear, patience." I responded in a scolding tone, but I follow her nonetheless.
As I sit down at the cafeteria table I was joined of course by my daughters, following their maid, librarian, her assistant and the nurse.
I notice Koakuma being very uncomfortable around me, I must have an intimidating aura, so I try to brighten the mood.
"What a delightful morning today!" I spoke out.
"It is!" Remilia replied.
"No fuck the sun!" Flandre responded.
"Excuse me? Where did you learn such false language?" I ask her.
Flandre noticing my disproval nervously laughed.
"heh heh, Breg?" she answered as she pointed at him.
Greg didn't notice however, he stood by the doorway drooling over a very long sandwich that's equal to the length of a table.
"I'm going to need a bigger mouth!" he said while looking at the sandwich. The door suddenly slammed open entering an angry Ran who slapped the sandwich from Greg's hands. "Nooo me sandwich!" Greg cried.
"Greg, what was your comment about my ass?!" Ran asked angrily.
"Oh uhhh, it- yeah I forgot… OHH I remember I said it was fat!"
Ran threw Greg trough a nearby window.
"Fucking piece of shit!" Ran exhaled with unchanging anger in her voice. "That excludes that, no need for me to punish him myself!" I said as I returned to drinking my tea.
Remilia couldn't help but giggle of what transpired before her.
"Remilia that was Breg! Don't laugh at his misfortune. How would you feel if a chance to eat a massive sandwich gets stolen from you?!" Flandre asked. Remilia went from giggling to an all-out burst of laughter. "AHAHHAHAHAHAH…aaahhhh Greg is an odd one, truly unpredictable."
Flandre sighed in disbelief of her sister.
She admitted. "I couldn't agree more" I said.
"Anyway while at it, could you pass me the sugar Remilia?"
"…"
"Remila?"
I look up from my tea and notice Remilia wasn't present, and so was Flandre and their maid! "Where did they go?" I asked the shocked librarian.
"They, just vanished!" Patchouli answered.
"Impossible!" Rin exclaimed.
"No I-I saw it happen, they were once there and now they're totally gone!" Koakuma defended.
"Hey, have you guys seen Yukari anywhere? I think she stole my sake again." Reimu who happened to pass by asked.
"GREG YOU DID NOT DISSAPEAR AGAIN RIGHT!?" an angry Alice yelled out through the hallways.
"Somethings amiss!" I conclude as I jump out of my chair.
"Valerie?" Reimu asked.
"I can feel it, I sense danger!"
"Warning level 1 threat approaching, please remain indoors!" The speakers blared. Chaos seethed through the hospital, 10 people were reported missing, and they happen to be among the strongest in Gensokyo as well. "What's going on?" Meiling asked as she ran towards us with Ivy following behind.
"I'm confident this is Adve's doing" Remilia concluded.
"That makes sense, but what is he planning though?" Reimu asked.
Taratatatatatattatatatattata! Could be heard from outside, the turrets seem to be fighting something.
There was a small army of skeletons outside, quickly approaching the hospital.
"Emergency Meeting!" The speakers blared yet again, but it's what I've been hoping to hear, we need to discuss!"
Damn, I didn't even take a bite from my sandwich and I'm already high!
I thought to myself. I looked around the area and realize I'm in my birth city back in the Netherlands.
I remember this place well; it looks like I'm on the large square in the middle of the city.
It's totally empty however, which is weird because this city is really busy most of the time with always people to be seen somewhere, but not today I guess. But that doesn't matter, I can now finally rob that stupid McDonalds properly! Before I could, I felt a small hand tug my blouse.
"Greg, where the fuck are we?" Remilia asked me.
"Huh? Remilia what are you doing here? Get out of my dream I need to rob the McDonalds!" I say.
"The what? Greg, we are not dreaming. Want me to suck your blood to prove it?"
"EEKKK! NO NO, I get it were not dreaming!" I yell.
"Good, now answer my previous question will you?"
"Hello Remilia! Welcome to my birth city, holy shit this is epic! See that over there? An ice-cream shop!" I point at a small ice-creams shop on the square.
"There's no one here, let's get some ice-cream!" I yell excitedly. "Greg! Lets focus on what…" Remilia tried to say but I jump and run towards the shop of iced cream. "FREE ICECREAM!" I scream.
Entering the shop I indeed see no one was present.
giving out service! Good news! I jump behind the counter and grab a small bucket and scooped a bunch of icecream inside it.
A dissatisfied Remilia walked in. "Greg, pull yourself together-"
"Hey Remilia! What would you like?" I ask her. "It's free!" I whisper.
"NO TIME! Just dro-"
"OHH OHH ID LIKE STRAWBERRY!" A sudden customer rushed in.
"Hey Yuyuko! Coming right up~!"
Remilia was totally unamused at this point, me and Yuyuko at least are! "Fine! I'll take vanilla." She eventually replied.
"YAAAY" me and Yuyuko celebrated in unison.
As we consumed our ice cream we could finally discuss about our current situation. "So, *Nom* how come we are in the Netherlands?" I ask.
"Hmm? This does not like the netherworld to me!" Yuyuko stated while her mouth was full. "Ugh! You two are just annoying at this point. Well, if all three of us are here then there's a possibility there's more of us here." Remilia theorized.
"Good point, but this city isn't a small place, how do we find more?" I ask. "Just get lucky I guess." Remilia answered.
"Sounds like a good plan, let's head out!" Yuyuko said motivated and walked outside.
"Does she always get this motivated after eating?" I ask Remilia.
"I'm not the right person to ask." Remilia admitted as she walked out the shop with me following up behind her.
We walked on a grass hill that was close to the city square, it has a good view over the riverside of the city from here. We decided to head down to the riverside. "Say Greg, you were born here?" Remilia asked.
"Heh Jup! I know this place quite well, we won't ever get lost trust me!" "What was it like? I heard that you were an orphan, and I wonder how it was like." Remilia asked.
"Boring, the other kids weren't fun at all! And the caretakers absolutely sucked at making food! I'm glad I stole that airplane and made myself a living in America!" I answered.
"I see" Remilia simply replied.
"Was it that bad?" Yuyuko asked.
"Heh, didn't like it at all, and shit only gets worse because my dad left me and now knows I'm in Gensokyo, well in fact he predicted it and still has no balls to confront and explain where he was all that missing time!" I explain. "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to open old wounds." Yuyuko apologized.
"It's fine, you're not my mother so you are safe!" I joke.
"Pffft" Yuyuko near snorted.
"You're a good funny kid, your parents must be brain dead to leave you behind." She complimented.
"hey, thanks!" I thank, even Remilia didn't see that coming. Suddenly she changed her expression and pointed up ahead. "Hold on, isn't that the moon princess?" She asked.
"Eh? Oh yeah her! Totally forgot she existed."
"That's not very nice of you to say." She responded.
"Well you only played princess Peach in one chapter and had only a minor appearance afterwards." I countered.
"Greg you're not making sense right now." Remilia said getting annoyed again.
"Don't matter, at least you called me a princess!" She pouted.
As Kaguya joined our party, we finally made our way to the local McDonalds for personal reasons.
"All the cashiers! (All the cashiers!) all the customers! (All the customers!) now put your hands up!" I sing with my walking stick gun pointed at where they would usually be present. "Ha! Cowards! The money is finally mine!"
I proceeded to rob all of the cash registers inside the Donald.
"Does he have a bad history with this specific restaurant?" Kaguya asked. "Who knows, I think he robbed this place before, but it didn't work out that time." Remilia theorised.
"HA! There you are!" I yelled at a shadowy figure watching me from behind my back. He made a shocked move right before I shoot him with my cane,
But it went straight through him. "Who's that?" Yuyuko asked.
"Probably one of Ronald McDonald's henchmen! Kill it with fire!"
The shadow figure grabbed my hand with his only colored part of his body impart of black, a red right hand? He tossed me into a table of the McDonald. "A little support would be nice!" I shout.
Remilia threw a smaller than her usual red magic spear at it, but it also went through him. The shade simply shrugged, seems like it can't talk.
The shade raised his right hand up making us fling to the ceiling. "Ack!" "Fuck!" "Wee!" As I land on the ceiling I jump from it and dashed toward the shade landing a quick punch to the face!
The shade flew through the window of the local McDonalds and landed on the streets. "Fuck you shadow! I'll fucking do it again if you try to stop us from robbing your friend's fast food!"
The shade looked from left to right and then shrugged and disappeared into thin air. "Greg I don't think that's a friend of this Ronald guy." Kaguya said.
"It some type of ghost actually!" Yuyuko explained.
"Eh? A ghost? Here? This McDonald's is haunted? No way! I really should break in this place at 3am next time!" I said excitedly. "Greg you idiot! It's probably because this place isn't real!" Remilia angrily explained as she repeatedly tapped my head.
"Aiaiaiai I get it! I get it!" I quickly reply.
"Let's get out of here, I sense a familiar presence nearby." Remilia said.
"You have special nose smell?" I ask. "Shut up Greg, let's go."
I shrug to Kaguya and Yuyuko who shrugged back and followed Remilia.
She guided us to the small mall of the city, the mall of doom.
"Can't we go shopping some other time? You'll get me ptsd for waiting on literally anyone else that still wants to shop around when I really want to go home!" I protest.
"I sense my sisters presence nearby, FLANDRE?!" Remilia shouted.
We did the same throughout the mall, but it was a small mall, so we quickly scanned the entirety of it, but no Flandre had been found. "How can this be?" Remilia asked.
"Perhaps it's because she is close, but in another way?" Kaguya theorized. "Close, but we are trapped in a replication realm created by the shade." Yukari said as she appeared from one of her gaps.
"There are two groups of us trapped inside two different realms, made to keep us in as long as possible because we are one of the strongest in Gensokyo. Even I can't leave this place nor enter the other realm." She explained. "Yukari? You're also here?" Yuyuko asked.
"We're trapped here with the Shade, he's probably terrorizing both out groups for fun before he's going to strike seriously."
"We are in a pretty bad situation it seems." Remilia said. "Can't we just kill the shade?" I ask.
"He makes a great point, he did hit the shadow."
"You fucking what?" Yukari asked confused.
"What? Ez kill if he didn't disappear though." I said.
"Hold on, with your ability, could you perhaps cross over to the other dimension?" Yuyuko asked.
"You mean like this?" I punch the air and surprisingly it had an effect because I shattered the air. "Oh, oops!" Where my last words as I got pulled into the crack of the dimension's wall that quickly closed after I went through.
splash!* Fuck I'm inside Misty Lake again am I?
Indeed I was, but was I back in Gensokyo or am I still inside this replica dimension?
"Breg! Is that you?!" Flandre shouted.
"Blblblblblblbl." I attempt to respond to her but I'm not a water talker.
I arrive at the shore of the lake.
"Breg, it is you!" Flandre hugged me.
"You got balls if you hug a highly hydrated person like me, what's going on?" "Breg there's no one here! I thought I was all alone!" She explained.
"You scared?" I asked, "No, there's no one to play with! "No need to be upset about the lack of playmates, we are defiantly not alone, we just need to look around!"
"We are definitely not alone there's also a spooky shadow person who keeps attacking me and just disappeared right after!" Flandre explained.
I look around for the shadow guy, but he isn't nearby, for now at least. "Damn that sucks, anyway what I meant is that our friends may be among us." I explained.
"Ooohhhh, okay! But where are they?" Flandre asked.
"Among us!"
"Where?"
"Among us!"
Silence, crickets could be heard as Flandre stood there confused about my response.
"Lets just search for them, we'll find our victims soon enough!"
"k!" Flandre responded, and we searched for anyone that's out there.
We arrived at the house we built after the mansion's destruction, we both saw movement inside as we approached.
"There! See we are not alone!" I run to the door and say:
"knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Joe."
"Joe? What are you doing here?"
I ram the door open and yell: "Ligma balls."
Sakuya stood in front of me with a mixture of annoyed and surprised look on her face. "Hey Sakuya! Welcome to the reflection dimension!" I welcomed her.
"I want to leave already." She sighed.
"Oi, that's not so very nice. Anyhow, are you ready kid? We're going to defeat a shadow person!" I ask.
"What situation did I get myself into? Alright what choice do I have? I'm in." Sakuya replied.
"Yeah, bullshit happens a lot sorry Sakuya, I seem to be a magnet of unluck."
"So it would seem, what's your plan?"
"Plan? I never have a plan!" I admit.
Sakuya planted her face in a wall and screamed, I think I broke her.
"Well do you have a plan hm?"
"No…"
"Then don't react like that, come we are going to check if there are others among us."
"Hey! What's taking you two so long?" I heard Flandre shout outside.
"Welp, we better not stand here discussing all day! Flandre, do you have a plan?" I ask. "Nope!"
"So, happen to know if anyone else is nearby Sakuya?" I asked.
"Nope, honestly thought I was alone in this dimension." Sakuya said.
"In that case, we'll just have to find them."
"Eh? You have a sensor that can detect friends or something?" Flandre asks. "Nah, it's called dumb luck." I say as I walked off towards the human village. "Or just go to the most populated place in Gensokyo." Sakuya added.
I smirked at her comment and continued my walk with the others following after me.
And now we arrive at the normal human village, that is excluding the part Satori is whacking a chair in the air.
"The fuck is she doing?" Sakuya asked in a concerned soft voice.
"She must be airphobic, that's probably also why she's a cave dweller."
I theorize.
"Shut up! That's not the case!" She yelled back.
"I got attacked by a shadow, could anyone explain?"
Because she can read minds I give her a quick summary.
"I see, also I must ask. Why do you narrate our actions in your mind?"
Is that really important? Well quick answer: it would be weird reading a story without narration.
"What story?" Satori quizzically asked.
Whooaaaahhhhhh story of Undertale, I fell from the light. Kill or should I fight monster genocide, this my Undertale.
"You are not making any sense Greg, I wish I could turn off my mind reading abilities solely because of minds like yours."
"Meanie!" I pouted.
"On to important matters. Ahem! Satori you said you encountered the shade?" "I woke up here and after a while investigating I got attacked."
"That must mean there are others still yet to be found.
Any idea where they-?" Sakuya got under broken by a loud crumble coming from Youkai mountain.
"I think I know where they are!" Flandre pointed at rocks falling from the mountain.
"They must be having a battle on there!" Satori concluded.
"The Moriya shrine folk?" Sakuya asked.
"Alright, whoever gets there last is a rotten egg!" I yell as I run towards the mountain.
"Huhuhu, The world!" And Sakuya cheated her way there.
"Fufufufu!" Flandre giggled as she flew leaving Satori alone who became the rotten egg.
"Hey, that's unfair!" She sighed and slowly strolled to the mountain.
Mountain mountain weee so exiting.
I lost track of Sakuya and Flandre since I resorted to normal walking.
"My my, given up on your fun already?" Satori asks who caught up with me.
"Heheh, I might end up being a rotten egg soon." I admit.
"Bet you will, jokes aside however, shouldn't we take this more serious?" The girl with the floating pink eyeball asked.
"But the others who are far up the mountain could help stop the Shade sooner with whoever else is fighting it."
Satori thought for a second, or a bit more than a second.
"Fair enough." Said the hot lady pink mind reader.
"You do know I read that too right?" The sexy as fuck pink haired kid with a floating eyeball whose size is about just as big as my balls.
"Greg! Drop your immature thoughts!" Its daddy long dick rizzler for you! "Creg! Stop it!" Satori blushed. "I'm not blushing your making shit up as you go!"
"Nuh-uh" I respond epicly. "Oh look there! A shade!" I point at the shade.
The shade was too busy fighting uhhhh… frog?
"That's Suwako Moriya, the earth goddess." Satori explained.
"Heh heh, frog god." I chuckled to myself.
"Not funny Greg."
"I try." I said with a sad expression on my face.
"Don't be like that." The annoyed pink haired shorty said.
She ignored my comment and focused back on the battle, fuck I should too.
Sadly not on time because a big rock was tumbling towards me.
"Oh damn." I say as the rock nearly struck me but just in 'time' I got placed next to the rolling rock that near missed me by a few minimeters.
"Watch out! You could have gotten struck if it weren't for me!" Sakuya scolded.
"Thanks anyways Sakuya!"
Sakuya sighed. "Just watch out idiot."
"Eh? Satori? Sakuya? Random guy?" The girl with the cool hat asked who halted her fighting. "Hey Suwako, you haven't met him yet?" Satori asked.
"Ohhh! I remember now! Kanako told me you helped deliver meth, Creg was it right?"
"Hahaha! His name is actually Breg." Flandre laughed who suddenly appeared behind me. "Woah! Flandre where did you- AHEM, and its Greg."
"Creg!"
"Breg!"
"No its Greg."
"Creg!"
"Breg!"
"Fuck this shit, I'm legally changing my name to Markiplier."
"What?"
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier."
"Guys! Alright fun aside where did the Shade go?" Sakuya asked.
"Oh he's right there- oh no he left." Suwako sighed.
Sakuya let out an annoyed sigh one a teenager would make.
"Hey you guys distracted me!" Suwako pouted.
"I also lost him, and hello to you guys too!" Kanako emerged descending from the mountain.
"What can I say, he's a shady fellow." I joked with a laugh track playing at the end.
"Ahem! Puns aside, we are not in Gensokyo are we?" Kanako noticed.
"Oh we never got to tell you guys that part yet, how did you know?" Sakuya asked.
"The air seems off; normally in Gensokyo the air and the sky are filled with these annoying fairies." Kanako explained.
"Are there other trapped like us?" Suwako asked.
"Oh yeah the other dimension! Here let me crack open a way to my city."
So I punched another hole in the walls of the dimension, this time it was big enough for us all to slip in.
"WAAAHH! A LITTLE WARNING NEXT TIME WOULD BE FINE!" Sakuya screamed. "WEEEEEE." I could hear Flandre yell in excitement.
POP*
"Oh we are at the local train station." I observed.
"Where the hell are we?" Satori asked.
This is the place where I was born, bet you where in the underground since I was born.
"You make it sound like I almost never get out of hell!" She frustratingly responded.
"No time for chatter I think the others trapped here must be fighting the Shade as we speak." Kanako interrupted.
"Agreed, we should act fast. They are at a park fighting lets hurry!" Sakuya added. Bet she stopped time and found their location.
"Alright follow me the park is not that far from here." I shout.
As all of us charged to the park we could see the rest attempting to fight the Shade, once they noticed us they stopped him from leaving.
As the shade finally noticed me approaching he tried to get away but accidentally his foot fell in one of Yukari's gaps locking him in one position.
"Here I come~ Until death!" I shout as my flaming hand collided with the head of the shade and he disappeared right after.
"I think he's dead." Flandre said as she sat in the thinker position.
"Let's hope so." Yuyuko sighed.
"Now what?" Kaguya asked.
Welp no clue, I thought while I was thinking.
Hold on a minute who the fuck is that other guy ove-