Son Of Beetlejuice

by Chillman22

One-Shot. Now don’t get BJ wrong, he’s always been an awesome ghost, heck, he was The Ghost With The Most, for a reason, but there was only ever one person that he ever truly cared about and that was his son, so let’s see what happens when the two come together again after such a long time. Up For Adoption.

So after a "nostalgia" bit, along with seeing the new Beetlejuice 2 movie, it got me thinking of this idea, though just to point out, I won't be adding the 2nd movie to this idea, since I wouldn't want to spoil anything for anyone who haven't seen this, meaning it'll just be around the first movie instead.

Son Of Beetlejuice

Chapter 1

Pilot

Maitland Attic

Right now the couple were in a rut with the Deetz, minus Lydia, since they kinda befriended the daughter of the Deetz, but as for Lydia's parents, they were. . . Difficult, to handle, since you've got a father who's letting his "artistic" wife, and Lydia's stepmom, walk all over him, along with Delia's artistic friend Otho helping her as well to "renovate" the whole inside of the house, which the Maitlands do NOT like one bit, since obviously the Maitland's lifestyle differs from the Deetz's lifestyle, minus Lydia for obvious reasons.

Though after meeting their caseworker, Juno, who had explained who Beetlejuice was, about him and his son being a "bio-exorcist" team, but both ended up getting into trouble, since both are really powerful in their own right, but because of them wanting to "deal" with the living, things got out of hand, which is why both ended up with the curse of "3 times," though Juno soon pointed out that Beetlejuice's son became much more "responsible" in his dealings with scaring the living, even managed to get hired to scare some school, collage and university teachers/professors, which he ended up using that time productively by studying at those places, with a few dead teachers even grading him and giving him perfect scores.

But obviously due to the curse, no-one could remove it, simply because once the curse was in place the only way to remove it was for the person to get married, Juno then strongly suggested that the couple get the Deetz family out of the house themselves, which was pretty difficult considering how "fresh" their deaths were, so right now, they were hiding in the attic, trying to come up with a plan to get the Deetz family out, with Adam trying to find the answers in, The Book For The Recently Deceased, but so far it wasn't really helpful considering it was like Stereo instructions.

That is until a light caught Barbara's attention, which she then got her husband's attention, where they both ended up in the model that Adam had built after calling Beetlejuice's name 3 times, where after his "introduction" to them, Beetlejuice soon looked towards the couple after his "head-spinning" episode.

"Look, in all seriousness, can I at least ask you folks to call my boy, I haven't seen him in over 500 years, not since the "3 times" curse was put on us, please, all I ask is him visiting his old man and seeing what he's been up to, alright, I may be a dirty pervert and asshole, but my boy is the apple of my eye, you know!"

While the Maitlands were pretty much "put off" by Beetlejuice's antics, they both could tell that he was being pretty serious about wanting to see his son again, with Adam replying, "O-Okay, I guess we could do that, so what's his name, since we didn't really get any detail on that."

Though Beetlejuice had a awkward look on his face, "Um, yeah, here's the thing about our "3 times" curse, we ain't allowed to say each others name, which is why I've been calling him, "my boy" or "my son" so far, but hold on, let me see if I've got something of his with his name on it, hopefully they've not rotted away cos you know how paper gets after a few centuries and all."

As it turns out, both Beetlejuice and his son can't say each others name, meaning they couldn't "visit" each other because of the curse, heck, the "3 times" curse and a bunch of other stuff that go with it were the only rules that Beetlejuice had no choice but to follow.

After dropping a few "items" that made the couple both uncomfortable and disgusted, Beetlejuice had finally found something, "Oh hey, here we go, I hope you both can read it, since it's kinda slightly old and smudged."

With that the couple looked over the paper, which was an old picture of an alive Beetlejuice, with a dark haired woman, whose face was scratched off and a happy child between them, with the names of each one under the person, though the woman's name was penned out, showing that there was some "trouble" between Beetlejuice and this mysterious woman.

As for the child, he had his father's hairstyle, but instead of it being silvery blond, the boy's hair was a more golden blond, more than likely due to a mixture of the woman's darker hair colour being in the mix, along with bright blue eyes.

Though the couple were slightly confused about the boy's name, with Adam voicing it, "Wait, this is your son's name?" Though Barbara gave a slight hit to his arm, pretty much stating how "personal" such a question was.

But Beetlejuice shrugged, "Hey, what can I say, his mother named him, me and her pretty much taught him everything the boy knows, but anyway, can you please say my son's name, I've waited TOO LONG TO SEE HIM AND I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER SECOND!" He soon yelled out, showing how impatient he was to wanting to see his boy once more.

Soon both Adam and Barbara began, ""Naruto, Naruto, Naruto!""

"CRRRRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

Before the couple knew what had happened, lightning had somehow struck a grave near them, which caused the tombstone to go flying, followed by the ground bursting then refilling, showing the same spiky haired blond, only this time he was in his teens, looking about 16 years old, with his face changing from cute to handsome, showing that his mother's genes were in play, wearing a black and red striped suit with an orange shirt and black tie, bursting from the ground.

"GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S SHOWTIME!"

The blond had laughed insanely, then exclaimed, while skidding in front of the trio, making quite the entrance, though Beetlejuice had a large smile on his face, "THAT'S MY BOY! HE ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE!" Pretty much showing how proud he was of his own flesh and blood.

Though before anything else, Naruto had paused in mid-air, "Wait, DAD!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Where he then flew into Beetlejuice's arms, with both giving each other a long overdue father/son hug.

""GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"" Where they both began laughing insanely at their reunion, along with them doing the classic "head-spin" showing that they were indeed related, where Beetlejuice then introduced the Maitlands to his son, where Naruto greeted them, though gave both a shock from a hand buzzer on both of his hands.

This in turn caused both father and son to laugh, "(Snort!) Classic!" With Beetlejuice exclaiming such a thing in pride.

Though the couple weren't too pleased about being pranked in such a way, Naruto simply smiled, "Oh come on you stiffs, it was only a little prank, just something to break the ice, now, let me guess, some idiot people have moved into "your place" and you want them out, right."

With the couple going into more detail, while explaining that they've become friends with Lydia, "Wait, hold it, back up a second, are you saying that a fleshy can actually SEE us, WOW! That's never actually happened before, right dad!?"

Beetlejuice looked at them, "Hmm, let me have a quick look at the Netherworld history, hmm hmm hmm, NOPE, not one living soul has ever seen us before, talk about a funny life, or afterlife."

Before long Beetlejuice had tried to "invite" the Maitland's over for "dinner" hoping to "iron out" their deal of how to get rid of the Deetz family, but unfortunately the couple had quickly made their escape, causing Beetlejuice to go on a rant, "YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS! YOU'RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE! (GRUNT!)" He soon kicked a tree, causing it to fall down, making him look at it then yelled back, "NICE FUCKING MODEL! (HONK! HONK!)" Then grabbed his crotch and "honked" on it a couple of times.

Though Naruto had a deadpan look, "Way to be classy dad." While he had a beetle between his fingers, (CRUNCH!) then ate it, showing that the saying 'like father, like son' was true.

Which caught Beetlejuice's attention, "HEY!" Which caught Naruto's attention as he was about to eat another beetle, "Share those tasty treats." Showing that he didn't really care about whether or not he was "classy" but at least now he can spend some time with his son, scaring the living out of the house in more ways than one.

The End.

There you have it, a Naruto/Beetlejuice Crossover, with a slight cartoon version of the 2nd series making its appearance thanks to Naruto's entrance.

Also if anyone is interested in adopting this idea, we can work on it to be longer by having Naruto become Lydia's best friend, and go on adventures like in the cartoon series, thus making the story longer, but like I said, we'll work it out, and let's not forget how random Beetlejuice can be, in both the movies and cartoon, which is why I haven't wrote any of Beetlejuice's "pitches" of trying to work with the Maitlands.

But if anyone is interested in wanting to see it, you can look it up on YouTube under, Beetlejuice meets the Maitlands.

As for the pairing, I think it might be best to leave it be for now, at least until it's been adopted.

I Do Not Own Naruto Or Beetlejuice.