Author Notes: Well my dear readers, I'm back! This will be the only time that I'll post a chapter NOT on the holiday I'm writing for, this is because I don't want to wait till December thirteen to post the Friday the 13th chapter, plus by doing that I would have to miss the Thanksgiving chapter, so yeah… that would be kind of a mess, especially since this is the 13th chapter and it means I just have to post Jade's favorite holiday now.
Anyway, enough with my explanation, do read and enjoy!
"Vega!" The Thespian shouted excitedly. "Wake up!"
"Jade… Baby." Tori whined. "It's seven in the morning and our day off… I rather sleep some more if it's ok with you."
Just as the Latina was getting comfortable under the bed sheets and the pillow, her wife grabbed them, mercilessly throwing in them in the floor.
"JADE!" Tori snapped. "Why did you do that?!"
"You can sleep tomorrow!" Jade said with a wicked smile. "Today's the best day of the year!"
"What are you talking about?" The Latina asked confused, looking around for her phone to find an answer to the mystery. "It's nowhere near Christmas!"
"You're right." Jade replied. "This better than Christmas!"
That enough should've been a big clue as to what day her wife was talking about but since Tori was still sleepy, she just kept looking for her phone and after finding on the floor, she unlocked it, searching for the calendar app, once she saw the date, she groaned.
"Jade… For reference." Tori said tiredly. "Friday the 13th is NOT better than Christmas."
"Says you." She grinned. "And you didn't seem to be complaining when I popped the question on this day two years ago."
"On you would ask me to marry you on the unluckiest day of the year." Tori muttered. "To anyone else, that would be a turn off; to me it was sweet in a twisted way that you proposed on your favorite holiday."
"It wasn't the unluckiest day of the year if you said yes." Jade pointed out. "We also would've gotten married on that same day but you were so damn insistent to invite everyone."
"As much as I would've loved to have taken you as my wife right on the spot." Tori said happily, "You knew that Cat would've cried if she wasn't invited and Trina would've complained for years if I didn't make her into my bridesmaid, so rather than to go through that, we had to have a ceremony, but just so you know, if it wasn't for that, I would've married you right then and there."
"Well weren't you the impatient one." Jade teased. "That was the best Friday the 13th ever!"
"Better than the time you convinced me to watch The Scissoring with you for the very first time?"
"Much Better." The Thespian replied. "Don't get me wrong, watching you wazz yourself was funnier than the movie but the moment you said yes was a million times better, I mean the woman I love was crazy enough to marry me! I was happy and then some."
"Aww Jade!" Tori gushed. "That sweet… Twisted… But sweet."
The former Goth got closer to her wife; teasingly she began to give her kisses all over her face till she whispered in her ear. "You make Friday the 13th a thousand times better for me Vega."
"Oh really?"
"Really." Jade nodded. "I used to spend this day alone laughing at the misfortunes of other, now I have you to spend it with."
"You know, I'm almost disappointed I didn't tell you about Tuesday the 13th the moment we started dating if I knew I would've gotten such romantic words out of you."
"What the hell does Tuesday has to do with bad luck?"
"A lot, actually." Tori grinned. "As it turns out in a lot of Spanish speaking places like Mexico, Tuesday the 13th is considered the day of bad luck."
"Wait.. Are you serious?" Jade asked incredulously "You mean to tell me there's another day of bad luck and you didn't tell me?!"
"Ok, this is why I didn't tell you." Tori said with a frown. "I can already tell you're getting a bad luck overdrive, well guess what? That's not happening! You get one day of bad luck and that's it! I don't want you getting in trouble."
"Aw come on Vega!"
"NO!" Tori shouted. "One day of bad luck! Take it or leave it!"
"Ugh… Fine!" Jade reluctantly agreed. "But at least tell me why Tuesday the 13th is the day of bad luck!"
"Ah, that's easy." Tori said smiling. "See in Spanish, Tuesday is called Martes and the day was named after which was named after Mars, the Roman god of war, so Tuesday is ruled by the red planet, that of destruction, blood and violence."
"Not going to lie, Vega." Jade said. "I'm a little turn on that you know this."
"What can I say?" She giggled. "I'm married to the queen of terror, might as well know the sort of thing you might like."
"You're getting a reward for this tonight." The former Goth smirked. "But for now, we have a day to celebrate."
Tori frowned at that.
"Wait… Does that mean what I think it means."
"Get ready Vega." Jade said evilly. "We leave in an hour; I want to take you to the best spot so we can have a front row seat."
"A front row seat for what exactly?"
"You'll see."
"I don't like it when Jade has that evil smile." Tori thought worriedly. "It means someone is going to be unhappy for a very long time."
Jade moved her hips in a way to entice Tori out of bed sooner… Which worked as Tori groaned in annoyance. "My wife such a tease… So not fair, she's doing my thing!"
"Did you see that Vega?" Jade said while laughing. "That was the best one so far!"
The Latina silently watched as her wife kept laughing her ass off as people kept tripping over a sidewalk crack.
"This is your bad luck marathon?" Tori asked unimpressed. "This is kinda… repetitive."
"Oh believe me Vega." Jade replied. "This is mild, I know but I'm actually sitting here watching people trip because of you."
"Say what?"
"Vega, I know you." The Thespian said. "If I had taken you to any of the places I had in mind, you wouldn't have had a good time because you can't take human misery as well as I can, so instead of driving us to a theater to watch a play and seeing some idiot getting booed on stage or Robbie attempting to be funny and getting thrown vegetables at him, I decided to take you to my least evil thing on the list."
"That's… Actually very thoughtful of you Jade."
"Loving you turned me into a sap, Vega."
"HEY!"
"Don't complain." Jade teased. "Just enjoy the show."
Soon enough, Hayley Ferguson came walking by; she was obliviously watching her phone, wearing some expensive shoes, since she didn't see where she was going, she tripped over the crack, breaking the high heels.
"MY SHOES!" She yelled in despair. "NOOOO!"
Tori began giggling.
"Ah, I see you liked what you saw." Jade smirked. "Don't deny it."
"Ok fine, it was funny." Tori agreed. "But only because I don't like her."
"Ah so sweet Sally Peaches can hate people." Jade teased. "That's a first."
"I said I didn't like her." Tori corrected. "Not hate!"
"Did you ever hate me?" The Thespian asked meekly. "Vega?"
"Never." Tori replied without skipping a beat. "You drove me nuts more times than I can count but I never hated you for it, if anything it made me want to get to know the girl behind that tough exterior."
"You dork."
"But I'm your dork."
They shared a kiss and spent the rest of the watching people trip over the crack; they shared a few laughs every now and then, all the while they were holding hands.
For being the unluckiest day of the year, both women felt pretty lucky.
Well, this was probably not something any of you saw coming, truth be told even I didn't see this coming and I was writing the story! I originally had a different concept in mind but after it became a little overcomplicated, I decided to simply have both of them enjoy the day rather than just Jade having her fun.
So, what are your thoughts on this? Constructive criticism is always accepted.
Like I said above, the next chapter will be on Thanksgiving, see you then!
Invader Johnny Signing Off.