Disclaimer: I don't know Victorious, we all know who the series belongs to, do I need to say it? Meh, ok fine it belongs to Nickelodeon, needless to say that if I did own the rights to the show, then I would have somehow made Jori canon in a proper series finale because, come on! We all know they should have been the endgame couple, right?

Author Notes: I really should stop saying I'm done with this Saga but like I'm sure I said many times, a plot bunny comes up and a new chapter is added to this saga, at this point I wonder if I'll ever stop writing for this storyline? So far history is telling me no.

Also, I want to thank Quitting Time as the idea was given to me by my fellow Jori writer.

Anyway, do read and enjoy.

As Tori slowly opened her eyes, something seemed to bother her right away, she wasn't sure what it was, but slowly as her mind cleared from the long night's sleep, she felt a sense of urgency.

"What is it?" She wondered somewhat sleepily "What's bugging me."

Reaching to the nightstand, The Latina picked up her phone, it was 8:05 in the morning October, Friday the 13th.

Tori yawned, leaving her phone where she found it and closed her eyes, thinking of going back to dreamland, just about ready to leave her paranoid thoughts behind.

That is until she jumped from the confines of her comfortable bed and realized why her mind was giving her the sense of doom.

"OCTOBER 13th!" Tori shrieked. "Oh sweet jumping jelly beans!"

Needless to say that her mind went into overdrive , "I can't believe I forgot. Stupid, stupid, why didn't think ahead?! I could have arranged for me to be busy, Now I'll have to make a bolt to freedom in the sneakiest way possible…"

Putting that thought on hold, Tori turned her head around to glanced at Jade. Her wife, as it was not uncommon, had burrowed under the blankets during the night, leaving a rather sexy lump on display. Thankfully she was still snoozing.

"If she can sleep through the middle of a war, then she can sleep through anything." Tori thought amused "Even through one of my freaks outs."

An idea was quickly forming in her mind, The younger brunette grinned and ever so carefully, slipped out of their bed.

Taking a deep breath of relief, Tori looked at her sleeping spouse just to be sure that she was in the clear. The former Goth had shown no signs of waking up, despite the not so subtle movements.

"Now to pull my famous disappearing act!"

Doing her best imitation of a ninja, Tori carefully and quietly crept to the dresser. There, like a cat burglar, she opened the drawers, where she pulled out a pair of socks, underwear, shorts and sweats. Finally, she grabbed a pair of sneakers off the floor.

With that done, she sneaked out of the bedroom to the bathroom where she quickly dressed. She was tempted to wash up, but any sound would be a fatal mistake, her wife may be a heave sleeper but that didn't guarantee that she would be out of the woods with easy, after all, Jade was known for her sharp mind, one wrong movement would be enough to ruin her escape plan.

"I'll have to be as quiet as a mouse."

Once dressed, Tori quietly made her way downstairs, grabbed her purse, keys and headed towards the back door, which was within her sight, she breathed a quiet sigh of relief. She was almost soaking in the wonderful sunshine at this point.

Arriving at the back door, she reached for the doorknob and stopped.

Holding her hand motionless, only inches away from the doorknob, Tori sighed. After a few more moments of thought, she lets her forehead hit the window door in lamentation, knowing that what she was about to do was wrong.

"I can't do this."

"I'm glad to hear that!"

Hearing a voice that she wasn't expecting, Tori abruptly screamed and turned around to see Jade, wearing black sweats, sitting at the kitchen table. Her wife was casually sipping a coffee from Jet Brew. On the table was another coffee and what appeared two Danishes.

"JADE!" Tori shouted in surprise "But you... But the bed…But I..."

Looking extremely amused, Jade gave what could only be considered a very conniving smile. "Calm down Vega, I don't want you breaking your pretty little head, take a deep breath and think, I'm sure the answer will come to you soon enough."

Feeling confused, Tori looked towards the bedroom and then back to the woman in front of her.

"Wait, You were…..NO…you put pillows under the covers, YOU TRICKED ME!"

"More like I thought ahead." She replied with a shrug. "After all, I grown wise to your little tricks Vega, I wasn't about to let you escape this time around."

"SERIOUSLY JADE?!"

"As a heart attack." Jade shot back as she took another sip of her coffee. "And I watched as you, ever so quietly tried to creep out of the house. I do hope at least you left me twenty bucks for a good time on the nightstand. But I digress, I'm so pleased you came to your senses."

"You're just lucky I don't have it in me to ditch you on days that mean the world to you." Tori replied. "Even though I know it's going to be Hell for me."

"All part of being in a relationship, Vega." Jade said with a look of growing excitement. "Now, we can do all the fun and festive activities I have planned for us on one of the greatest days of the year. October the 13th, otherwise known as Scissoring Day!"

"I'm guessing you're extra excited because this also happens to land on a Friday?" Tori asked dryly.

"You know me so well Vega." The Thespian snickered "Also, in case you didn't already knew, dear wife of mine, even if you had gotten out, you would have discovered, your car wouldn't have started."

"Oh, don't tell me." Tori moaned as she puts her hand over her eyes in exasperation. "Did you steal my gas again?"

"Maybe." Jade said coyly. "But all joking aside Tor, I tricked you and you tried to trick me, so we're even. You're not going to be mysteriously busy like you did last year or the year before that. I did however, bring you a coffee and Danish. Are you ready for Scissoring day?"

"I'm not." Tori groaned. "Just kill me!"

"Now where's the fun in that, Vega?" The Thespian asked with a devious smirk. "Just sit down, drink your coffee, eat your Danish and afterwards, you can have the distinct privilege of worshiping my body in the shower."

As Tori sat down to eat her breakfast, she reflected on the movie, The Scissoring and Jade's love of it. A movie about a girl who dies and comes back to life to kill her friends with Scissors. Jade had always loved scissors and horror and naturally a film combining those two things would make her extremely happy. Tori accepted this part of her spouse and her life and knew perfectly well that the price of being with Jade was having to watch this movie at least three times month. She did enjoy it when Jade would hold her during the scary parts.

Though at times, Tori felt almost jealous of Jade's love for this movie, truthfully she hoped that her obsession with this movie would dimmish over the years, that however wasn't the case.

"In retrospect, that was wishful thinking on my part." Tori thought, taking a sip from her coffee.

The movie itself was a moderate success and over the years had gained a strong cult following. Jade was a frequent visitor to a Scissoring themed fan page and would chat with other lovers of the movie.

A couple years ago, the fans on the board, decided that since there were days to commemorate movies such as Star Wars, then there should to be a day to honor The Scissoring. The film was originally released in theatres on October 13th and it was so effectively marketed that it even premiered on a Friday, so that was the day chosen for the event.

Despite it being a made-up holiday, honoring a b-horror film, Jade embraced it completely. The first year, she merely watched the scissoring, but each year after, she did more. Such as driving for two hours to see a showing of it in San Diego.

Not wanting to partake, Tori began to make sure she was busy on that particular date and thus was unable to do whatever scissoring nonsense her spouse had planned. Jade seemed to reluctantly accept this. But this year, Tori simply had forgotten to schedule something to save herself the misery.

She was about to sneak out of the house, when she realized she was being a shitty wife by abandoning Jade on one of her favorite days.

"Stupid guilty conscience!" Tori thought frustrated. "It's moments like these that almost make me wish I was a dangerous sociopath like Jade."

And speaking of her wife, Tori realized that she had unintentionally tuned her out since the former Goth kept talking about all the fun and festive activities they would have, something which made the Latina shudder.

Having no choice, Tori ate her breakfast and then topped it off by eating out the woman she loved in the shower. She did her best to make it particularly good for Jade as she hoped it would make the her a bit more reasonable.

"Again, that was wishful thinking on my part."

Once they were ready, Tori put her hands on her hips. "OK. You win, I'm participating, just what are we doing today anyway?"

Jade stood there for a moment, then her mouth turned up into an evil smile that made Tori very uncomfortably. "You'll see."

"Insane actress, celebrates horror film by murdering wife, that and a dog that can ride a bicycle, coming up on channel 7 news." Tori quipped with noticeable hint of sarcasm in her voice.

Jade simply puts her hand on Tori's shoulder. "Relax, it will be fun."

"That's what I'm afraid of. I hope you at least dug the hole in the desert ahead of time."

Not wanting to argue any further and knowing that Jade wasn't going to talk, Tori gazed at her wedding ring for a moment, a sense of nostalgia came over her as she smiled before grabbing her purse on the way out and said. "Let's go then."

Getting to her wife's car, Tori couldn't help but notice a growing look of excitement on Jade's face. As much as she dreaded the day ahead, Tori couldn't help but take a mental picture of the moment, after all it was so rare to see Jade with an honest to God happy smile.

As they pulled out of their driveway, Tori turned on the radio and was greeted by the old rock classic, "Suspicious Minds" by Elvis Presley It was one of her dad's favorites and one she'd come to enjoy herself. Feeling the need to perform, Tori began to sing along. As soon as she did, Jade joined in.

We're caught in a trap

I can't walk out

Because I love you too much, baby

Why can't you see

What you're doing to me

When you don't believe a word I say?

The couple sang together and held hands, feeling nothing but togetherness at that moment in time, Tori knew that the day ahead would be quite unpleasant, but then she remembered she was doing it for Jade and that as far as she was concerned made all the difference in the world.

Their first stop of the day was a florist halfway across town. Leaving Tori in the car, Jade dashed in and returned with a dozen roses.

Tori immediately smiled, but it was short lived, when Jade quickly put the flowers in the back seat.

"These are not for you."

What was left of Tori's smile, quickly turned into a rather intense frown. "That's going to cost you."

"Cost me how?" Jade inquired.

Staying silent, Tori instead pulled out a emery board and began to file her nails.

Such an action caused Jade to immediately bristle as she knew that Tori was perfectly capable of punishing her when she felt the need for some payback.

The Former Goth knew the Latina could be rather vindictive and somewhat sadistic when she wanted to be, like that one time she was getting Jade all hot and bothered, tying her to the bed expecting some fun and not realizing until it was too little too late that to her horror, Tori turned on the TV and forced her spouse to watch three hours of "Floopsy Bloops Shmoopsy" being unable to break free from the restraints she was put in and ready to go insane from the madness of the inconsistency and repetitiveness of the show.

Needless to say, Jade never forgot Tori's birthday ever again after that.

Knowing that she'd be punished and there was nothing she could do about it, Jade shrugged and said. "It's scissoring day."

The next stop was a nearby cemetery. Jade liked cemeteries, that had lots of crypts and big gravestones. More than once, she dragged her wife out to a midnight cemetery walk. Tori thought it was a bit creepy, but so was the love of her life.

As cemeteries go it was pretty mundane. It had a few cool looking graves, but mostly it was just stones in the ground. Normally this one would hardly merit the former Goth's notice. After inquiring about whythey were there, Jade merely smiling, they parked and got out.

Grabbing the roses, Jade walked between the graves until she got to a rather plain one marked.

Hazel Mottola 1923-2000.

Looking over at Jade, Tori noticed that she looked at if she was going to cry. Then gently she placed the roses, on the grave.

"We miss you." Jade said softly.

"Who is this?" Tori asked in a somewhat annoyed tone of voice that would become a regular feature for her for the day. "Some aunt or something?"

Looking offended, Jade glared at Tori. "Absolutely not. This is Hazel Mottola, who played Gladys the storekeeper in the scissoring. The old woman who warns the teens not to go to that house. Not only was she a part of one of the greatest movies of all time, she was in radio, a whole ton of westerns in the 40's and 50's.

Remembering the character, Tori pointed out. "She had like three lines."

"QUIET!" Jade barked as she pointed a finger directly at Tori. "We're mourning here. It's part of our scissoring day, celebration. And don't you dare roll your eyes at me, Vega."

Not wanting to antagonize Jade further, Tori put on her sad face and began to think of just what cartoon she'd make Jade watch after she tied her up.

Once that was done, they drove for another fifty minutes to a small roadside diner. Tori recognized it immediately as being a location set for the scissoring. A small scene took place there in the beginning where two of the characters eat and excitedly talk of their plans for the weekend. Of course, those plans are ruined when they both die.

Getting inside, Jade asked for a specific booth, from the waitress, who said in a somewhat bored tone of voice. "Oh… You're one of those scissoring people aren't you?… Fine whatever, this way."

Once seated at the booth from the movie, they ordered and for the next hour or so, Jade told Tori all kinds of trivia about the Scissoring movie and its production. Unfortunately for Tori, it was only interesting for about the first fifteen. But Jade was really enjoying herself, so Tori put on a fake smile and listened, while she ate.

Following that, Jade spent the rest of the day, dragging Tori from one scissoring filming location to another. She also showed Tori, where some of the actors lived. At each one, she'd excitedly describe what scenes were shot there, plus all kinds of mindless trivia, most of which she'd heard at least twenty times before. Tori grumbled a bit from time to time and was insanely bored, but knew this was important to her wife so she dealt with it.

It was just after 6 o'clock and Tori's patience was nearing its limits. She was tired, crabby and just wanted to go home.

As they got in the car, Tori asked, trying to not sound like she wanted to strangle Jade.

"Where are we going next?"

Looking like a child on Christmas, Jade proclaimed, "The first annual Scissoring con."

"Say what now?"

"Yes, all of us scissoring fans are having a little convention. It's in the backroom of a bar, but this is only the 1st year. We have to stop at home first and get our costumes."

"Oh…" Tori silently gritted her teeth, then smiled. "Great."

Once home, Jade ran to the closet and pulled out two storage containers. Placing them on the bed, she pushed, one towards the Latina.

Looking down at the container in front of her, Tori gazed at it with an emotionless expression, then back to Jade. "I assume my costume is in this box."

"Oh yeah." Jade with a grin as she opened up hers to reveal her scissoring wedding dress. "Now hurry up, open it up and try it on."

Tempted to say something snide, Tori simply shook her head and opened the box. At the same time, she hoped it wasn't something too embarrassing, she then remembered that at least one character dies while wearing a cheerleader outfit.

Inside the box was a pair of tennis shoes, Jeans and a green t-shirt, with the works, Mario's pizza and lastly baseball cap, with the same words. All of the clothes were covered with blood.

Picking up the baseball cap, Tori breathed a small sigh of relief, though she wasn't overly thrilled. "This is the costume of the Pizza Delivery Girl."

Feeling bad for a moment, as Tori didn't look quite as happy as she hoped, Jade sighed. "You don't have to wear it. It is an authentic costume from the movie. I bought it last year, off of ebay. Mine is only a copy. Yours is the real thing. I just thought…"

"It's fine baby." Tori cuts off what her spouse's rambling and pulled the costume out of the container. "Let's get dressed and go to that scissoring-con."

A half an hour later, both women were dressed and headed to the bar. Jade stated, how this was being put on by the scissoring fan club, of which unsurprisingly Jade is a founding member and the expected headcount was around thirty to forty people. Tori merely nodded as she listened as the pale woman kept talk excitedly about meeting other scissoring fans in person for the first time.

"It's only one day." Thought Tori. "Jade does so much for me, I guess it can't hurt to do this for her."

"So want to tell me about this Scissoring con?" Tori asked teasingly as they got in the car. "I know you want to."

"It's being held at a bar near Long Beach. The owner is a fan and a member of the Scissoring fan club. That's who's putting it on."

For some strange reason, Tori noticed that her wife's tone was slightly nervous. She however just dismissed it as her imagination.

"What are they doing?"

"We'll see the movie, there'll be a trivia contest, a costume contest, a talk by one of the film's stars and there will be food, music and dancing. I already paid our admissions. You'll have fun."

Again, Tori noticed that Jade sounded a bit nervous.

"Baby, have you met any of these people before?"

"No." Jade said with a slight quiver of her voice. I've spoken to most if not all of them on the scissoring fans web board, but none of them in person."

It was then Tori realized that Jade was nervous about making a good impression. Normally the Thespian didn't care what others thought of her but these were fans of her favorite movie, so this time it mattered to her that they wouldn't hate her at the very least.

"I'm sure we'll have fun." Tori said, in a reassuring tone. "They'll love us."

The place itself was a sports bar/restaurant called Ty's Sports Zone, not too far from the beach. They arrived just at 7:00 pm, which Jade said was the start time. Entering the bar, they were ushered by the hostess to a back room. Tori was glad to get out of the main area of the bar as she noticed both of them got some very odd looks from the patrons.

The room itself, was a banquet hall, that Tori estimated could fit probably between fifty to sixty people, already there was a crowd of about thirty people, some tables, a bar off in the corner and a small stage. Next to the bar, was a table with plates, some salad and several boxes of pizza. About half the people there were in costumes from the movie and everyone looked to be mingling and having a good time.

Just to the right of the door, was a small table with nametags and a schedule of events. Jade then picked up the schedule and two tags with their names on them.

Tori was correct, Jade was nervous about meeting fellow Scissoring fans. It was completely irrational and they knew it. The whole day had been super fun, exciting and got to share the scissoring experience with Tori. Jade of course, was perfectly aware that her wife was less than thrilled about Scissoring day, but she was in too good of a mood to care. She also felt like she was doing Tori a service by educating her on the greatest movie ever made.

But now at the Scissoring con, Jade was getting nervous. These were her fellow Scissoring fans and wanted to make a good impression. She was also worried that Tori would be bored out of her mind, complain or even worse, say she didn't like the scissoring, it was a growing worry. While she didn't think Tori would do anything intentional to embarrass her, this was her wife she was talking about, the woman who unfortunately was lacking in Scissoring appreciation.

"I guess nobody's perfect."

Already as she handed Tori her name tag, Jade could see a few people looking a lot like they didn't want to be here either. She guessed they were also significant others of some of the attendees, who got dragged along. That nervous feeling all of a sudden seemed to spread all throughout her being and was slowly turning into sheer terror.

Out of the corner of her eye, she could see a woman in her 20's with blonde hair, dressed as Tina, one of the victims from the scissoring, walk towards them.

"HI, I'm Tracy Nygaard, the president of the Scissoring fan club, welcome to the first annual Scissoring con."

Before Jade could tell Tori to not embarrass her, the younger brunette puts on her name tag, smiled and walked towards the woman, hand outstretched.

"Hi, I'm Tori West and this is my wife, Jade West. We're so glad to be here. It's about time the movie got its own convention, am I right?"

To Jade's utter amazement, she saw as Tori greeted everyone cheerfully and enthusiastically, which was in contrast to the dour disposition she was in for most of the day. Not only that, she talked wonders about the film as if it was one of her favorites. She quickly signed up for the trivia contest and eagerly discussed the movie with the others. It was almost to the point of eclipsing Jade's enthusiasm. The pair mingled and talked with the various attendees and Jade had a great time, needless to say that she was extremely pleased, but also extremely confused.

As far as the evening was planned, there was mingling and cocktails until 8:00, then a trivia contest, followed by showing of the film and a question and answer session by one of the films stars. On one table in the room was a few of the films props, with a lot of picture of the making of the film.

When Jade got a second, she pulled Tori into a nearby corner, "What's the deal Vega? Don't get me wrong, I love seeing you having a blast, but you're not exactly fond of the scissoring."

Tori smiled and kissed Jade on the cheek. "You're right. I hate this damn movie more than you hate the morning sun, but I also love you more, these are important people to you, so don't worry baby, I got your back, now come on, let's look at the props."

Feeling her heart swell, Jade took Tori's hand and happily walked to the prop table.

Everything was going perfectly, until shortly before 8 pm, when a young, very overweight man of about with a hipster beard and slightly messed up hair, came strolling in. He was in ripped jeans and a rather stained Friday the 13th T-Shirt.

He was holding a phone and appeared to be streaming and talking to whomever was watching his stream.

Tori quickly noticed a look of dismay by Jade and a number of the other attendees.

"Who's that?"

A distinct frown formed on Jade's face. "That would be Jason Schmidt. He's a wannabe influencer, with his own horror podcast. He's a giant scissoring fan. Usually I love horror podcasts, but he's one obnoxious motherfucker. I beat him in an auction for your original scissoring costume and as a form of petty revenge he lied on his podcast saying I hacked him. Not to mention, I corrected him numerous times for factual errors that he refuses to admit to."

"What a jerk!"

"Not chiz Vega." Jade hissed "He went as far as to trash me on his last podcast, calling me a no talent, would be actress."

Just as Jade paused, he walked up to the couple with a sneer, quickly gazing at the costume Tori was wearing.

"That was supposed to be mine." He said as he pointed the camera at Tori. He then turned it to himself. "Jade here, after cheating me out of my win, gave it to her bimbo."

Instantly, Tori's hand reached out and grabbed his shirt, pulling him close, as a look of rage, formed on her face. "Jade won this fair and square! I hear you trashing her again, I'll take that phone and shove it up your ass. This is supposed to be a happy occasion where fans of this movie can gather, talk and have fun. You call yourself a fan and you're ruining everyone's evening. It is nice you did get out of your mama's basement, but if you ever want to get laid, which I'm guessing is the purpose of your pathetic podcast, it might help, to shower, wear clean clothes and not act like a whiny little bitch."

Tori then released the man and shook her head with disgust.

His reaction, was a quickly look of stark terror, which he quickly covered up with false bravado. "Ooohh…Big words, you hear that audience. What does she know about the scissoring?"

Tori looked to a stunned Jade and winked. She then turned back to Jason. "Ok, you're on. Let's dance. Trivia contest is in a few minutes, how about you and me, mano a mano. Horror trivia. You win, you get this costume and bragging rights. I win, you leave immediately, publicly apologize for what you said about Jade West, then never mention her on your stupid podcast, again."

Tori gave her best Jade like smirk and held out her hand. "Deal?"

Jason, began to turn blood red, looking as if he was about to have a heart attack, then shook Tori's hand. "Deal."

The assembled crowd quickly watched the confrontation with great interest. Like Jade, most if not all of them disliked Jason as he was rude and condescending in his podcasts. Not to mention, he was a misogynist who when it came to women in horror films, preferred them either naked or dead. The crowd clapped and cheered on Tori as she challenged Jason on.

Her face turning to shock, Jade whispered in Tori's ear. "What the Hell do you think you're doing?"

"He trashed you. He needs to pay."

"But that's my costume."

"Ours, we're married remember? Tori smirked "Don't worry baby."

Before Jade could protest any further, Tori walked up on the stage to face the challenge.

Once Jason was on the stage, Tracy came up and spoke.

"OK, we have a special challenge between these two, for Honor and bragging rights. The challenge will consist of 35 questions. 25 of them relating to the scissoring itself and 10 of them being horror movies in general. After each question is asked, the contestant who answers first will win. If no one answers within 30 seconds, No one will win and we'll go on to the next question. I do have a tie breaker question, if needed. Are both of the contestants ready?"

Both Tori and Jason nodded.

Tracy pulled out a piece of paper and said, "Ready? Here's the first question."

Off to the side, Jade quietly began to freak out, Tori wasn't a horror fan. But yet here she was, challenging a dick of a horror fan to a trivia challenge. But there was no going back.

At first, Jason took the lead, taking the first three out of the first five questions and for a moment, Jade feared Tori would lose. Two things happened however, first, the Latina seemed to get in the swing of things and got comfortable with the contest. The other thing was, that Jason started to shuffle on the stage more and more nervously and began to sweat. Jade then realized that Jason, while a blogger, had little if any experience on a stage in front of an audience. In fact, Jade began to suspect he suffered from some small degree of stage fright.

While Tori couldn't have known that, Jade knew that her wife was rather comfortable on stage and probably realized that would be an advantage moving forward.

Sure enough, Jade was proven right.

"This is one of those times I'm glad I married a social butterfly."

Tori on her part glanced at her adversary, simply by his mannerisms and the way he was dressed, it was a big hint that he may have been the kind of person who only thought he could hold up well under pressure but once he was out in the field, it was the total opposite.

"Not so big and bad are you now you big jerk." Tori thought.

As the contest progressed, Jason grew more and more nervous, making it harder and harder to think of the correct answers. Tori who has performed on stage multiple times, would occasionally gaze over at him and wink. As far as her horror knowledge, Jade had made her watch the Scissoring, at least three times a month, since they had been together. Plus, a thousand other horror films and Jade talked about horror constantly, not just today.

Tori, who had fallen behind initially, quickly regained ground and sped ahead of Jason. By the end, he looked as if he was going to cry, especially when It as announced that Tori had won 24 – 11.

Once it ended, Tori walked up to Jason and crossed her arms. "Now, you can leave and you had better issue that apology, because that would be welching on a bet and no matter what social circle you swim in, from the very high to the very low, welching on bets is good way to ruin your reputation. And I'll make sure everyone hears of this, if you do. You may leave now you weasel."

Jason exploded and screamed. "MY name is Jason and I only live in my mom's basement because, I only have a part time job and the burger king won't give me more hours….."

He didn't finish as he screamed again and stormed out of the room, throwing a temper tantrum by the fact that he lost and was embarrassed in front of the entire internet.

As everyone laughed at Jason's humiliation, The Latina noticed that he had left his phone behind and it appeared to be still streaming.

Picking up the phone, Tori looked in the lens. "Well, I hope you enjoyed the show. Jason is going home to pout because a big bad girl, made him look like a fool, are any of you shocked? Because I'm not." She teased "This is Tori West, songbird and horror trivia expert, signing off. You can find me on all forms of social media. Love you all, good night."

Tori then ended the live stream and dropped the phone in a pitcher of water, that was sitting on the bar.

Turning around, Tori could see a very happy looking Jade. Thinking about it, Tori still couldn't think of her wife looking like a ray of freaking sunshine .

The former Goth put her arms around Tori and gave her a huge kiss. "Vega, I didn't think you had it in you. But I did make you watch the scissoring about a thousand times. I guess I'm wearing off on you. Oh and by the way, I'm super proud of you and I love you so much!"

"Aww." Tori gushed "I love you too baby."

"Do you realize you're getting laid tonight, right Vega?"

"Looking forward to it." Tori replied with a loving smile.

The rest of the evening went by on high spirits, Jade had a wonderful time and was happy as could be by the events of the night.

Once they had retired to their bedroom and gotten ready for bed, Tori lay on the mattress, wearing only a t-shirt. "So, did you have a good scissoring day?"

Jade, who was standing next to the bed, stripped down, smiled and crawled next to her wife. There she pulled off Tori's t-shirt, revealing her naked form.

"Yes, I did. I still can't believe it." Jade said as she took a moment to kiss Tori sensually. "You surprised me tonight, Vega."

"You should know by now that I'm full of surprises." Tori said coyly as she pulled Jade closer, and kissed in return, taking a moment to caress her breasts. "Doesn't change the fact that I still hate the movie, but Happy scissoring day."

"Thank you." Jade then nibbled on Tori's neck. "But we're not quite done with the festivities yet."

Furrowing her eyebrows, Tori frowned. "What else could we possibly do, that we haven't done already?"

"I'll let you know in a few minutes, let me warm you up first."

Jade then wordlessly proceeded to kiss and caress Tori with an unusual amount of passion. The younger woman noticed that the Thespian's lovemaking seemed a lot more intense than normal. Jade was lavishing her body with kisses. Within a few minutes, Jade then sensed Tori was ready.

"Now, we come to the final event." Muttered Jade as she finished suckling on Tori's left breast.

"What's that?"

"Scissoring!" Jade grinned as she lay back and spread her legs.

"The movie?" Tori said somewhat confused.

"The act."

"HUH?"

"Now, I'm laying back, like a pair of scissors that is open. Now suppose there was another pair of scissors that was also open and you fit the two open ends together. So your wet juicy center will rub against my…."

Jade never got to finish her statement as Tori opened her legs and scooted between Jade's rubbing their most private areas together. Furiously the women rubbed and rubbed, with a frenzy, eventually causing both of them to climax at once.

As Tori was coming down, from her post orgasmic high, she dreamily said, "I love scissoring day. Let's celebrate it every year."

"Music to my ears." Jade couldn't help but smirk, "Your wish is my command, Vega."

Let's be real here, after the day Tori had, she most certainly earned a reward from Jade, right?

For those of you who aren't familiar with "Floopsy Bloops Shmoopsy", it's basically a show within a show in the Invasion Zim universe and has somehow been around for a long time as apparently it has three hundred abnormally long seasons and I think it's something Jade would hate, also fun fact; I didn't realize this at first but Tori sorta acted like Gaz from IZ, especially when she said that Jason "needs to pay", funny how that worked out, huh?

Again, thanks again to Quitting Time for providing me with such a plot, because yeah, it makes sense given the fact that I already written a chapter for an Invader Zim day and a Star Wars day, why not one for Jade's favorite movie?

Also, I'm well aware that I already wrote a chapter on Friday the 13th, I just thought that since it's Jade's favorite holiday, it would make sense that the movie would premiere on this particular date.

Anyway, what are your thoughts on the chapter? Good? Bad? In between? Constructive criticism is always appreciated.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.