Well I just found out that on a leap Day/Year, on February 29th there's an Irish tradition in which women are allowed to propose to men, now you may all be wondering how this will be a part of the saga? Well, it has been established in canon that Tori is half Irish, which is something I touched upon on a previous chapter and we all know how big of a dork she can be at times and even more so how much she loves Jade in this story, so I thought it would be the silliest way for Tori to have some fun with the woman she loves.

So as always do enjoy the silliness bellow.


"Oh Jade, mi amor." Tori snickered mischievously. "Are you ready for some fun?"

"I'm already having fun, Vega." Jade replied evilly as she continued pressing some buttons on her gaming console. "Whoever came up with the idea of turning the scissoring into a game has my respect… Just look at all that blood!"

The Half-Latina could hear the excitement in her spouse's voice, cringing in horror at the sight of Tawny stabbing one of her victims in the game.

"Oh my God!" Tori said perplexed. "When did you get that game?! It's horrifying!"

"I know, right?" Jade replied happily. "Full disclosure, I'm a little turned on, so after I finish this level, I'm taking you to bed."

"Ok now that sounds a lot more fun than watching you slaughter people in this video game." Tori said "But I was thinking that maybe we could do something a little less… gory and a lot more… You know… Loving."

"And we will." The Thespian agreed. "Like I said, once I'm done with this level, I'm taking your pants off, Vega."

"JADE!"

"What's the matter?" Jade asked innocently "You don't want me to?"

"Yes! I mean no… I mean… JADE!"

The brunette snickered in amusement, witnessing her wife being at a loss for words.

"Oh Vega, even after all these years, it's still fun getting under your skin."

"Baby, will you please stop playing around and pay attention to what I want to tell you?!" Tori asked exasperatedly. "Come on, this very important to me."

Jade raised an eyebrow just as she gave her spouse a devious smile.

"Hearing you beg you makes things hotter for me." She said huskily "You know that, right Vega?"

"JADE!"

"Ok, last one, I promise."

"Thank you!" Tori said semi annoyed. "Just so you know, it's stuff like this that make it hard for me to love you sometimes."

"That's good to know." Jade replied as she saved the progress in her game.

"Ok, walk it through me, sweetie." Tori said confused. "Why is that good to hear?"

"Because my dear dork, the way I see it, it means that despite how hard I make things for you, you're not one to ever give up." The Thespian explained. "Come on Vega, you stuck by me in the lowest and highest moments in our relationship and while I can't say the same since I wasn't exactly the best company, you could have given up on me at any point in time just like everyone else in my life did, but that thought never even crossed your mind, did it?"

"Nope." The Half Latina agreed "Although there have been times when I asked myself if things with you were worth it because you aggravated me more of then than not, you were jealous, vengeful and right down demented at your worst but you also have been extremely supportive, loving and caring at your best and it those moments that made me remember why I stayed with you through thick and thin."

"And that's why it's good to hear that despite it all, you still love me, Tori." Jade said seriously. "You're no quitter Vega, and that's what makes being with you all the worthwhile, there is never a moment a dull moment having you around, not to mention the fact that come Hell or high water you always have my back; I have yours and screw what comes our way, we'll deal with it together."

"Aww, Jade!" Tori said gushingly "That's so sweet!"

"I married you for a reason, Vega." The Thespian shrugged, trying to stay cool as a cucumber. "60% for the fun, 30% for the love and 10% because you keep me grounded despite how annoying that can be at times."

"That's marriage for you baby." Tori snickered "And since we're on that topic, there's something I wanna talk to you about, you know the very important subject that I wanted to bring up before we got sidetracked."

"Well excuse me for showing how much I love my wife." Jade said sarcastically "I promise I won't do it again."

"ok, snippiness aside, do you know what today is, baby?"

"Oh, I'm not answering that…" Jade growled with narrowed eyes. "Every time you ask me that question, I fall into your trap."

"What trap?" Tori asked innocently "It's just a simple question."

"There is never a simple question with you Vega." The former Goth shot back. "Last time I answered that, I told you that I didn't know and what happened? Oh yes, you said it was the day to wear matching sweaters and I ended up with an ugly, pink monstrosity that ended up being used for our Christmas card! I swear it was like an extra punishment even after I went along with your breaking and entering when you wanted to get an early Christmas tree!"

"You're never going to let that go, are you?"

"What do you think, Vega?"

"Christmas tree shenanigans aside, you looked so cute in that sweater!" The Half-Latina teased. "You looked like a puffy, pink bunny!"

"And that's the reason why I'm not answering your damn question now!" Jade hissed. "All I know it's Thursday and I'll keep it at that!"

"But it's a very special Thursday." Tori said with a wide smile. "You didn't know the date but you knew the day."

Jade then slapped her forehead in exasperation.

"And here I am in the trap."

"I'll save you the headache baby." Tori said. "Today is February 29th."

"And that's important because…?" Jade asked confused.

"Well, there's an Irish tradition which women are allowed to propose to men on Leap Day." Tori explained "And guess what? That's today!"

"Where are you going with this Vega?" Jade asked suspiciously. "You didn't suddenly become straight did you?"

"NO!" The Half-Latina denied "I just wanted to take part in this tradition."

With that said, Tori got down on one knee and got a ring out of her pocket, something Jade noticed before looking at her hand, noticing her wedding ring was missing.

"How in the Hell did you steal my ring without me noticing, Vega?!" The Thespian asked surprised.

"I learned from the best." Tori said sneakily. "But that's a story for another day, what matters right now is… Jade August West… Will you make me the happiest woman on Earth and merry me?"

"Ok, Vega, I see three major flaws in your plan right there." Jade said. "First, we're both women, that's the whole point of being gay! Secondly, we're already married and third… Merry you? Not only you had to go with the dorkiest line but you also had to use one meant for Christmas?"

"Oh I found a loophole."

"Really?" Jade asked. "And what type of loophole would that be, Vega?"

The you get brunette got a fake mustache out of her back pocket and swiftly placed it under Jade's nose.

"I knew keeping that mustache from our play date would have come in handy one day." Tori said. "You make one ugly dude Jade, good thing I prefer women."

"Laugh it up Vega." Her wife said darkly. "It won't be so funny the moment I decide to kill you for this!"

"Come on Jade, play along." Tori said. "You proposed to me after you knew for sure I was the one you wanted to grow old with and while it was something you always wanted to do, I could tell, you wanted me to do the proposal, well now I got the best excuse to do it! So again I ask… Jade August West… Will you merry me?"

"Umm… I don't know." Jade said presenting to think. "I mean marriage is a big commitment."

"JADE!" Tori snapped unamused "Are you serious right now?!"

"I'm just playing with you Vega." Jade replied with a devious grin. "You should know that the answer is yes."

"Oh yay!" Tori clapped excitedly before she got up, put the ring back on Jade's finger and was moments away from kissing her lovingly.

"Wait just a minute." Jade said before removing the mustache. "Ok now we can continue."

Both women then kissed for several minutes before they stopped their kiss.

"Ok Vega, this time I'll admit, your little trap came with a very positive outcome."

"And it's not over yet." Tori replied mischievously. "I'm going to take my fiancé upstairs to celebrate."

"Oh lucky me!" Jade said with a wide smile. "Being married to you has its advantages my dear Vega, you may be a dork but you're my dork."

"Aww… I'm leaping with joy!" Tori said while wiggling her eyebrows "Get it?"

"For the record, not your worst joke, Vega."


And that's a wrap, this probably may not be as good as my previous chapters but honestly I just thought this idea was just too perfect to be used as a silly little plot, especially since I think Tori is too big of a dork to not take the opportunity for some bonding time with Jade because she just wants to make her happy and see her smile.

As you may noticed, there were several references to the Christmas chapter and also I want to give thanks to idontwannapickausername because the "Merry Me" joke was borrowed from the author's story "Jori ficlets" with permission.

Mi Amor is Spanish for "My love", just thought it might be something Tori might say to Jade.

Anyway, I do hope you guys can please give me some constructive criticism, was this chapter good, bad or in between?

Invader Johnny Signing Off.