Slice-of-life snippets about two idiots who don't know the difference between love and pain. *trigger warnings listed in first chapter*

Beavis and Butt-Head watch Welcome to Eltingville

Beavis and Butt-Head watch the Hey Arnold! episodes Curly Snaps and Arnold Betrays Iggy

Beavis and Butt-Head pretend to be dogs after listening to Cheech and Chong's sketch "Ralph and Herbie"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch PB&J Otter

Beavis and Butt-Head ask Doug creator Jim Jinkins when Doug Funnie is going to beat up Roger Klotz

Beavis and Butt-Head watch The Hollow Men on Comedy Central

Daria and Butt-Head get in detention; Beavis got off scot free.

The Smarts are living a happy, new life after the near-death experience and the truth finally coming out 7 weeks ago. Things get turned around though when an old "friend" invites them to a party, hosted by the Supreme Leaders. Tragedy strikes, and now the Smarts are faced with another dangerous situation that puts their lives at risk. All trapped in one room.

Beavis and Butt-Head get a fat dog named Arthur

Beavis and Butt-Head run into a thinly disguised Buzzcut at Stewart's birthday party

When a kind police officer tries to return a perceived favor to our dim duo, he will have every cause to regret it.

Beavis and Butt-Head watch Tippi Turtle on SNL and are inspired to do pranks like him

Beavis and Butt-Head comment on Dasha's "Austin" music video

Beavis and Butt-Head play Conker's Bad Fur Day

Beavis won't stop saying "Gawrsh!" and "Woo hoo hoo! Way to go, Pooh Bear!"

Beavis and Butt-Head meet Jessica Simpson and accidentally offend her...twice

Beavis and Butt-Head get stuck playing Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside

Beavis and Butt-Head watch the Nick Cannon Show

Beavis and Butt-Head watch SpongeBong HempPants

Shirley Beavis is a complicated woman. She is known around Highland as a manipulative, seductive woman who leaves the men that interact with her high and dry. But is she what everyone sees her as, or does she have some deep seated longing for true connection and is hurt from old wounds?

Beavis and Butt-Head try to score with Erin Esurance

Our favorite duo sit on the couch, and watch a variety of music videos (Rated T).

Beavis and Butt-Head disapprove of Kamala Harris' choice to make Tim Walz her running mate, ruining their chances of scoring with her

Beavis and Butthead embark on yet another attempt at scoring with the chicks by impersonating members of the military. This latest attempt might just work depending on how lucky they are, and how good their acting is. Partially inspired by actual episodes where they hijack a drone warfare station, and a more recent one where they wander into a VFW and present themselves as vets.