Neb: Ricky ran into Deadpool who offered a ride to chase his teammate Boom Boom. However, Vibrant and Deadpool ran into an unexpected visitor. The second father of Ricky White, Father Chimera. I do not own X-Men evolution.
"Calm down, we got away," Deadpool chuckled as the sun was setting. He and Vibrant were sitting back by a pond near a park. Ricky assumed bkeing in an environment like this would keep his dad away. What he didn't understand was why Father Chimera was even at Bayville, this wasn't even a town wasn't even that profitable for a crime lord of his talent. "So is this guy another mutant?"
"No, he's human," Vibrant explained. "As human as a normal person can get anyway."
"So why did we run from him, why not just slice him up and end the smiling dick... I can say dick, but you won't let me say ##### Dammit Neb." Ricky ignored his mask friend.
"Wait, take off your mask and put your hoodie up Wade," Ricky grunted.
"Ah, that's OK, I'm not a big face person," Wade Wilson responded.
"I know, I saw you on the security cams back at the Hydra base," Ricky smiled. "I know you have a condition, but it's better to look like that then wear a mask all the time, people might think you'll rob them."
"I might rob them, so it's a perfect thing to wear," Deadpool explained. "But, if it's nothing you haven't seen before..." He took off his mask revealing a scabby mess, riddled with holes and no sign of facial hair. "There you happy, or are you going to barf scar boy." Ricky ran his hand along his scar and then sighed.
"I've had a hole in my face before, shield fixed it," he Ricky explained.
"Yea, this isn't a fixing thing," Deadpool chuckled as he tightened his hoodie around his face.
"That's unfortunate," Ricky sympathized. "Maybe shield can help, they fixed a bullet hole that popped right out of my cheek."
"Shield wouldn't help me," Wade laughed. "I got hired a few times to do things that specifically messed with their operations. If I go to them they'll arrest me. No what we need to do is have some fun. Beat up the guy who hurt you... Father Chimera seems like a good target, what did he do?"
"He gave me the scar," Ricky explained. "He was the one who taught me to use my powers for lock picking then sent me for a mission. When I couldn't complete it, he cut me with the end of his Letter Opener and then ditched me the next day."
"Yea, mental scars suck and so do physical ones," Deadpool laughed. "But hey, what can ya do right."
"Fair enough, what about someone who hurt you," Ricky responded as Wade starred at him through his hoodie. "Your pretty much giving me a hand for nothing really."
"For nothing," Wade laughed. "Boy, I get paid by Dragon to hang around you. Saving me gets you a get out of death free pass if someone hires me to gun you, not my loyalty." The sun finished setting and the moon and stars lit the area along with some street lamps here and there.
"Getting late," Ricky smile. "I think it's time to go."
"Yea, your right," Wade agreed. "I'll drop you off back at the Brotherhood base." Ricky nodded to him and they headed toward Deadpools bike. "Hey kid... saving us may not get you my loyalty, but Dragon and Seer seem to like you. They're a good crowd, probably better then the one your already with."
"They seem like nice people, but I need to hang out with people my own age," Ricky grinned and then Deadpool laughed.
"Your right, those two look like old farts." When they made it to Deadpools bike a man came around the corner with pistol. Another man came behind them, with a Crowbar.
"What do you guys want," Vibrant smiled as he readied his hand to throw a fireball if needed.
"Your money and the bike," one of them responded.
"Really, you want my bike," Deadpool grinned as he stepped towards the guy with the gun. "You have to earn it by shooting me first."
"Your nuts," the guy with the crowbar grunted. Wade stepped under the light of a street light revealing his torn up face to the guy with the gun.
"That's disgusting," the man with the gun vomited. "You looked like someone shaved the backside of a cat, cut the tail off, and then wore it's butt as a mask."
"Oh wow, cheap comment coming from the ass face trying to steal my bike!"
"You back off now freak, before I put a few more holes in your face," the man grunted as he held the gun to Deadpool's head. "Although, that would probably make you look better." Deadpool smacked the gun out of his head and Vibrant blasted the other guy back with a fireball. He looked to the guy who formerly had a gun as Wade Wilson continuously punched him in the face over and over.
"Make fun of my face again! Make fun of it again!"
"Stop," the man gurgled through the blood filling his mouth. Vibrant grabbed Deadpools arm to stopped him, but was thrown back by the other mutant.
"Don't have the stomach for killing Ricky," Deadpool yelled. "Well guess what, I do! I didn't ask to have my face turned inside out and then back again. I didn't want to be mutated, but that's what they said would keep me alive!" He swung another punch, but Vibrant put him in stasis with his powers.
"For god sake Wade, I know it's hard, but killing isn't the answer!"
"Then your not my boss," Deadpool yelled. "What did your dad say, he taught you how to use a cold smile for murder. Then use it, show the cold side of you!" The two man ran off and then Vibrant released Wade. "I'm done, you can get your own ride." Deadpool got on his motor cycle and drove off leaving Vibrant behind.
