Chapter 1

Maggie Stonem was sleeping so sweet when someone kicked her mattress.

"Wake up!" Her sister's voice.

"Fuck off!" Maggie put the blanket over her head and tried to ignore her annoying ass presence.

But she just didn't stop. She kept kicking the mattress over and over again until she couldn't take it anymore.

"Elizabeth Fucking Stonem!" Maggie yelled and sat up in bed, but Effy was already gone. "Fucking hell!" She cursed under breath.

Maggie felt a bit like crap. It's not like she hates mornings which she did. But today was the first day of college. So it was different.

Maggie never really liked any school she went to, even though she was quite a good student.

While Maggie was trying to find something to wear that didn't smell like Effy, the room door opened widely.

"All yours." Effy said and went to her room.

Maggie took a quick shower and brushed her teeth. Then Maggie quickly got dressed in her pink dress, her black boots brushed, and her blonde hair. When Maggie was done getting ready she went downstairs with her older sister Effy, her parents Anthea and Jim Stonem.

"You're going with us?" Jim asked and ruffed her fucking hair. Maggie hates when people do that.

Even though Maggie wanted to kick and then yell at him to stop ruffling her hair she just smiled and shook her head.

Jim just nodded and went outside, but Effy, before leaving, pinched her arm and ran away before Maggie could slap her.

"Good morning, love." Anthea said.

"Morning, Mum." Maggie kissed her cheek. She never really says good morning because if it really was good, I'd still be in bed.

"Leaving so soon?" Anthea asked but Maggie just left the kitchen.

When Maggie had a lot on her mind she liked to rollerblade around the area, so Maggie decided to rollerblade to college this morning. Just to clear her mind a bit. When Maggie got closer to the college she saw her father's car ramming up a pole and him yelling at some old lady.

Maggie notices Effy sitting in the car and smoking. Maggie slowly rides up to Effy not trying to get herself noticed by her father. Which was a waste of energy anyways, he was too busy yelling at the old lady to notice anything around him.

"Being a total dildo again?" Maggie asked.

"Like always." Effy pinched Maggie's arm.

"Ouch." Maggie said.

"Too." Effy said.

"Look at two boys over there." Maggie bent over to take her rollerblades and look over where Effy is looking.

Maggie can see two cute guys sitting. One with curly hair and another one with a skateboard and a bruise on his chin. Maggie looked at the boy's curly hair.

"She's looking at you, Freddie." A boy with cool hair said.

"Yeah." A boy with curly hair said, as he looked at Maggie.

"One of them is probably your type." Effy said, while Maggie tried to put on one of her normal shoes.

"Like you know my type." Maggie said.

"You like cute guys, don't you?" Effy asked.

"And you like total dildos, don't you?" Maggie asked.

"No. I like what you have." Effy said, as she got out of the car. "By the way, your skirt couldn't be any less shorter, could it?"

"That's a lovely comment." Maggie said.

"He's still looking at you, Maggie." Effy said, as she walks toward a guy with something on his face who's pretending that her father just knocked him off his bike.

While Maggie is done putting her shoes on and putting her rollerblades in her bag, Effy is already walking away not waiting for Maggie.

Two boys who were just sitting and looking at Maggie and Effy, got up and walked towards the guy that Effy was just talking to.

Some guy, Maggie thinks maybe a grandson of that old lady that father was just yelling at, punched him right in the face and left him just lying on the ground.

Maggie walked around him and stood behind those three boys.

"You think she's going where we are going?" A boy with curly hair asked.

"She is now." A boy with a red t-shirt said.

"Just so you know." a voice came. All three boys turned around to look at Maggie. She probably scared them by sneaking behind them like a freaking ghost. "She was going there anyway if you're talking about college."

"Cook." Boy with a red t-shirt said.

"Not interested." Maggie smiles at him and then looks at the bruised boy. "Skateboarding, huh? Cool." She flashes a smile at him. "I like your hair. They are so curly. Can I touch it?" She looks at the boy with curly hair and he nods. When Maggie reaches to actually touch his hair someone grabs her by her hand.

"Let's go." Effy said and pulled Maggie with her.

"The ketchup boy." Maggie said.

"He is now." Effy said.

Maggie and Effy laughed and walked away.

Maggie was sitting next to Effy, smoking her first cigarette this morning and listening to Effy's weird friend Pandora Moon.

"Bonkers!" Pandora started talking again when Maggie already thought she actually could shut up for a bit. "What's surf and turf, Eff?"

Maggie rolled her eyes. Is she really that naive? Maggie means it's sweet and cute, usually. But sometimes it's really bloody annoying.

"Sex." Effy answers.

Maggie try to hold back a laugh of how bored Effy sounds.

"Wow." Pandora said.

After that Maggie didn't really listen. Pandora was talking about how she wants to get really good at sex. Pathetic.

"We'll have a whizzer time at this college, Eff! I'm definitely going to have surf and turf, ASAP. Mum says boys only want one thing so my plan is give it to them, lots of times. That way I'll get good at it, be really popular and maybe my toes will stop throbbing." Pandora explained.

"Bye! Christ's sakes, Ems." Yelled the first twin at the shy one. "Come on, you loser! Oh... What's wrong with you? You're always lagging behind me. Why can't you wear decent clothes? Right."

"Oh." Effy said and Maggie looked at her. "You hate her."

"Who do I hate Eff?" Pandora asks. One more thing Maggie hates about her. She'll do anything Effy would tell her to do. Pathetic.

"I'll let you know." Effy said and stood up.

Maggie also stands up and throws her almost fully smoking cigarette on the ground.

"Right." Effy says walking towards college. "Let's get this party started."

"Yep." Maggie said.

"You want a lollipop?" Pandora asked.

"No." Effy said.

"Sure." Maggie answered. She takes almost anything as long as it's sweet and free. "Give me one."

Maggie, Effy, and Pandora go to college.