Chapter 3: The Witches are Back:
Jack's POV:
We then stepped out... well, I stepped, Wuya floated. We then saw these three women.
Winifred: Lock up your children Salem, the Witches are back!
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: Whoo!
Winifred: Now listen up!
We were running wild
And so reviled
Raising Cain until we got exiled
But times are changing
Now we're on the attack
Yeah, the spell is gonna hit ya
'Cause the witches are back
Sarah and Mary: Whoa-oa-oa
Winifred: Sisters
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: Yeah, the witches, the witches
The witches are back
Winifred: Stone cold sinners as a matter of fact
Mary: I'm a witch
Sarah: I'm a witch
Winifred: But I'm better than you
Watch the way that we fly
The way that you'll die
(Chorus: Whoa-ho-ho)
Hoo
Jack: Who are they?
Wuya: I'm not sure, but I can't seem to stop listening to this.
Jack: Me neither.
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: Yeah, the witches, the witches
The witches are back
Winifred: Stone cold sinners as a matter of fact
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: Yeah, the witches
The witches are coming for you
Mary: With the spells that we cast
Winifred: My, this tempo is fast (Sarah: Whoa-oa-oa)
All together now, girls
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: Witch, witch
The witches are back
Mary: We're back (Chorus: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: Witch, witch
Winifred: Sing it to me
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: The witches are back, back
The witch, witch
Winifred: Which witch?
Winifred, Sarah, and Mary: The witches are back
Winifred: Oooh, we're killing them
Winifred/Sarah/Mary: Witch, witch
The witches are back, back
The witches are back!
"Who are they even singing to," I asked.
"You," says the hot blonde one.
I then screamed like a very manly little girl again.
"I have a feeling thou are the virgin that freed us," says the one with the teeth.
"It's not my fault," I said, "I'm just waiting for the right one!"
"Let's eat him," says the overweight one.
"You don't wanna eat me," I said, "I only change my clothes once a month!"
"Hold it, Sister Witches," says Wuya.
"The spirit speaks to us," says the one with the teeth.
"I am Wuya, Heylin Witch!"
"Ah, one of our Sisters from the East! I am Winifred and these are my sisters, Mary and Sarah! Now, if thou don't mind, we have children to take the souls of!"
"Wait, you could do that, or you could rule the night," says Wuya, "we seek a powerful pumpkin, and we could be happy to share with you, wouldn't we, Jack?"
"As long as I get to live," I said.
"The thing is, we only have tonight," says Winifred, "once the sun rises and All Hallow's Eve is over, we would turn to dust!"
"Like vampires," I asked.
"Don't compare us to them," says Winifred.
"They always act like they're better than us," says Mary.
"They're mean," says Sarah.
"Well, perhaps we could help you remain forever," says Wuya, "what do you say?"
"Explain about this pumpkin Thou speaks of," says Winifred.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the Xiaolin Dragons find the Pumpkin at the cottage.
