This cake was unlike anything that Cody and Misty had ever tasted. What was even better was the edible flakes of gold on top of the yummy dessert. What more could this kids want on a perfect date together? Andrealphus was still keeping an eye on the two kids as they were having their dessert, and he was looking at the photo he took of the accidental spaghetti kiss that the lovebirds have created a few minutes before. Nothing can be more adorable than two children accidentally kissing each other, especially the classic one noddle slurp accidental kiss. This was feeling like a very perfect date for these lovebirds and nothing could possibly ruin this night for them at all.
"You know Cody," said Misty. "I know this isn't Blood Burger, but the food here is really good."
"I know." Cody smiled. "The food is really good. "You know, if you have a human disguise, you should come with me to this yummy African restaurant with tilapia, rice, chicken with red sauce, those kind of food. Everyone is really nice and friendly and has four point five out of five stars." The female hellhound sounded please to hear that, and thought of eating a whole, raw chicken in probably one gulp down her throat
"That sounds yummy." Misty said.
"You can turn into a human, right?"
"Totally! It's a hellhound perk." Misty smiled. "But... you looking alright Cody?"
"I'm just so full after all that full. I want to eat that last piece of cake in my hand... but i'm just so full right now."
"Come on." Misty smirked. "You're a big boy. I know you can do it." then she got out of her seat and walked over to him, and lifted his left hand gently, and tried feeding him the last bit of cake in his mouth. The human boy opened his mouth and felt the yummy texture of his cake piece slowly enter his mouth by Misty.
It wasn't easy for the hellhound kid to try and not munch on her food so fast, or in ridiculously large bites, since hellhounds have a habit of eating more than many demons can eat. Eating in a rather sophisticated and slow way was absolute torture for Misty, but she was doing it for one reason and for one reason only: for her boyfriend's sake.
nothing meant more to Misty than Cody's happiness and well-being. She wanted to make sure that this date would go perfectly like he himself wants for Misty. "did you like your dinner?" she asked him
"Yep. I loved it." Cody replied happily as he patted his belly. He heard his phone rang, and answered it, "hello?"
"Hey Cody." It was Loona on the other line. "I hope I am not bothering you or anything. I just called to check on you in your date, that's all. Is everything ok?"
"Everything is fine, Loona." Cody replied happily. "Andrealphus paid for all the food me and Misty ate, and we just ate this yummy cake with gold flakes on it."
"Nice. Very nice." Loona said. "Well I just wanted to check on you."
"Everything is ok. I promise." Cody reassured her.
Suddenly? There was the sound of a loud gunshot heard from afar, and it made Cody, Misty, and the other customers around them jump up in fright, like sheep frightened by an appearance of a wolf.
"What was that?" Loona said. "Sounded like a loud boom on the other line."
"I'll... call you back." Was all the boy can say before just hanging up."
It was silent, for everyone wanted to know what was going on. Then there was the sound of a car chess outside and an oncoming vehicle was spinning out of control, and crashed into a nearby fire hydrant, making water splash out like a geyser.
Everyone looked even more alarmed than ever. Something was definitely wrong in the air. "What in the name of Satan was that?" Said a female customer in this rich restaurant.
"Good thing that was not my car." A male one pointed. "Otherwise, I would have thrown a tantrum."
a large, crocodilian-like figure was coming towards the Richest Cup and it was someone Cody recognized too well. He recognized that face from that pig race months ago.
Yes, it was Slasher, Striker's brother. The crocodilian demon was out for blood, and Cody had to guess that Slasher was after his blood. The brute picked up a small fat demon and ripped it into two, killing him instantly, and shot at a little demon girl trying to run away, and the bullet hit right through her brain and skull, killing her too.
"Where are ya, human boy?!" Slasher called out in the distance. "I know y'all are here somewhere! So stopped being a fucking baby and come out to face me like a man! Now!"
then the demon peeked at the cafe window, and smiled to see the boy through the glass, and he broke the door down with his brute strength.
"Peasant!" The customers pointed at Slasher. "Peasant! Peasant! Peasant!" They repeated as they were pointing fingers at him.
"Oh shut the fuck up, you hoity-toity pieces of shit!" Slasher barked before shooting one of the employees of the "Richest Cup in the chest, making everyone be quiet and cower in fear. "Better." Slasher smiled evilly, knowing that it works every time that using brute force always works for him. It did not take long to be shown that he is a total outcast in the Richest Cup. After all, this restaurant was known for having snobby and haughty customers come in and dine in.
"Anyone else feeling lucky?" Asked Slasher. There was no response from the peers, who were too frightened to respond to this kind of action.
"There you are." Slasher sneered. "Finally found ya, you little fucker."
"Slasher?" Cody said in surprise. "What are you doing here?"
"Have you forgotten, Cody?" The crocodilian demon sneered again. "I have a score to settle with you from the pig race before. The sooner I can get a bullet in your head, the sooner I can get myself a cup of coffee."
Many of the restaurant patrons begin to panic and feel scared shitless at seeing an invasion from this peasant demon, and began running away like a flock of frantic turkeys as they exited the restaurant, except for Andrealpus, who got off his booth and pointed his hands at Slasher. A wave of ice appeared from his two hands and it froze the crocodilian demon on the spot, turning him into a reptilian popsicle.
"There we go." said Andrealphus. "Are you children alright?"
But before the two kids could answer his question, there was the sound of the ice cracking and Slasher broke out of his icy cocoon. "Nice try, Ice Twink." said Slasher. "But it's gonna take a lot more than some kinky ice blasts to stop me." He pointed his gun at Cody, but Misty, thanks to her quick wit, use her strength to flip the tabel, and use it as a shield to protect her and her boyfriend from the gunshots. While all this chaos was happening, the mobsters who have been watching the date this whole time, saw what was going on in the far distance.
"What the fuck?" said Alessio as he was staring through he binoculars.
"What's goin on?" said Cleo
"Some big bastard is shooting up the whole place."
"Who?"
"No idea who he is." Alessio lowered his binoculars and his eyes were narrowed as he made a small growl of frustration. He phone his own boss. "Hey boss, we got a situation. Some Crocodile demon fucker is shooting up the place."
"What?" said his boss. "What does he look like?"
"Big, buff, kind of like a cowboy, and he is aiming at the kid and his girlfriend, but they're using as table as a cover from the gunshots." Alessio pointed. "Should we do something about this? I got my sniper rifle to kill that guy."
"Whatever it takes. Take out that fucker for all i care. And forgot the underage beard. I want the boy. That's all!"
"Got it boss." Alessio hung up and then pulled out a rifle to try and take out Slasher. But what was this? a grey and white figure was rushing towards the hoity-toity cafe, and it it was a familiar figure that Cody recognized too well.
Loona came into the scene, looking ferocious and ready for a fight. "You!?" she pointed at Slasher. This made the buff crocodilian-demon stop his firing and turn his attention to the female hellhound, and he made a sneering grin on his face
"Well," said Slasher, sounding amused. "If it isn't the runt's caretaker. Come to defend your own pup?"
"Shut the fuck up, fucktard." Loona growled. She lunged forward in a speed of light, catching Slasher off-guard and clawed at his face, and bit on his right arm, making him scream in pain, and drop his signature revolver. Now this date just got a little more interesting for Cody and Misty, but terrifying at the same time. Angry, Slasher swiftly picked up his large magnum and began firing on Loona. Luckily, the hellhound was running so fast, and jumped countless times to dodge as many bullets coming at her. Slasher missed every shot, and reloaded behind a burning car.
This gave Loona enough time to pick up a small payphone booth and throw it as the burning car, making it explode on impact, and knocking Slasher into a nearby telephone pole, almost rendering him unconscious. "Now you've made me mad, bitch!" he shouted. He charged at Loona and was more than ready to slice her to pieces with his claws. The female hellhound jumped and latched her legs around his neck with the intention to break his neck.
Slasher was squirming and spinning himself around and around, trying so hard to pry Loona off of him, and managed to do so by hitting her face with the top of his crocodilian snout, almost breaking her nose, though the impact made it bleed.
Now the female hellhound was madder than before and punched him in the fact three times where his new claw marks are, making him stumble backwards and grasp his face, and then he felt Loona kick him in the stomach, making him fall on his ass. With her brute strength, she grabbed Slasher by the throat with her right hand, and threw him into an apartment building.
Coughing from the impact, Slasher got back up and said: "How are you so strong, lady?!"
"Hellhound perk, fucker." Loona said smugly.
"Well you're not the only one with brute strength." the crocodilian-like demon snarled. he jumped from the apartment and landed on the ground with a loud thud, and tried punching her with his fists, but Loona was faster and held his left arm behind his back in a lock.
"Say uncle!" Loona demanded. "Say uncle!"
Yelling in pain, Slasher felt this sharp, agonizing feeling in his arm, like it was about to snap like a small twig or a match. He realized he probably couldn't win this fight, so he knew what he had to do.
"Alright! Alright!" Slasher grunted. "you win!" then he felt Loona push him off. "For now." then he looked at Cody, who was standing outside with Misty and Andrealphus. "Consider yourself lucky again, kid. But next time we see each other, You will die!" then he limped away with his gun in hand.
The female hellhound rushed over to Cody and said: "Are you ok, Cody? What happened?"
"We were just having dinner and then Slasher came and ruined everything."
"I wouldn't say that." said Misty. "That was pretty awesome how your sister handled him.
Loona looked at Andrealphus and asked: "He didn't get hurt, did he?"
"Of course not!" said the marquis. "Everything is fine, all thanks to you, my dear Loona. In fact, they are already finished with their dinner and dessert. So I guess a 'you're welcome' is an order?"
The female hellhound scowled at the icy bird-demon and said: "And you swear that they didn't get hurt at all?"
"I swear on my crazy sisters' grave." Andrealphus pledged.
Looking at her adopted brother once again, the human boy nodded his head that Andrealphus was telling the truth. "OK Then. Before that all happened, did you have fun Cody?"
"We did. Until Slasher came." Cody replied
"Honestly, that was fun. Experiencing all that fucking action and you slicing at that asshole." said Misty in a modest voice.
"Well, i brought the van with me to take you guys back home." Loona offered. "And... Andrealphus..." she looked at the ice bird-demon again. "Thank you for looking out for them."
"My pleasure, my dear." said Andrealphus. "I really hope to see you again one of these days, Cody."
"Thanks, I guess." the human boy replied. They three of them said farewell to the marquis and got in the signature I.M.P van with Loona driving.
