Waiting was the worst part. He knew he did okay but the whole 'I now have All Might's quirk' thing gave him some extra anxiety on top of existing anxiety. His mom wasn't helping either, especially after he had to dodge the same potted plant for the fifth time. "Mom, the plant." Taking the pot and putting it back, a shiver ran through Izuku's spine. "Chaos is here," he paused and waited for a second, "and he brought the circus."
"Get em Bagel!" War trumpet noises "Can we never come here normally?" Naka asked as he watched a piece of broccoli get jumped by a floppy thing that theoretically looked like a dog, an aggressive trumpeter and a pile of sticks with steaks duct taped to them. "Boys! Take your shoes off!" "Sorry Ma Mido/honk/Arf!"
Naka came in after discarding his shoes and plopped his head on his second maternal figure's shoulder. "Hey Mama Mido, we got our test scores and robbed the mailman for Iz's on the way in." Naka told the elder Midoriya as he waved the envelope that held the scores. "THEY'RE HERE!" The two greenettes yelled, making it clear to Bagel the Bloodhound it was time to duel again. "Yes Bagel, go for eyes." Gou encouraged the floppiest boy as he battled Izuku (covered him in kisses).
It took some time and a container of cream cheese (for Bagel) before everyone calmed down enough to get ready to start reading the scores. "So who's first boys?" the mother to the group asked. "Rock Naka Gou?" Izuku suggested like it was normal to just say your friend's names. It was answered by all four boys playing rock paper scissors but instead of the normal hand signs they were different. Rock and Izuku threw out a gun sign, Gou did a the rock on sign, and Naka did paper without the middle finger extended. "Narcissist." was Gou's only response. They play again but Rock won it all with the rocker sign. "Still don't know how Rock beats Naka but ok." Izuku asked a little upset at having to wait. "It's because he gave me tinnitus before I gave it to myself." Naka answered as he summoned a canteen to his hand and took a drink. Rock just sat there pleased as he opened his letter. Everyone was confused when he pulled out a device until a hologram of Midnight appeared to give his speech about his scores. It wasn't the best score but he passed and that was enough for a victory trumpet solo. "Fucki-I mean well done Rock," Naka corrected as Inko gave him the 'look' for cussing. "Anyway I'm next."
He then tore it in half, dropping another device on the counter as Power Loader told him about his test scores. It turned out he scored second on the test. "One hundred percent my waifu got first." Naka sighed dramatically, earning him a raised eyebrow from Inko. "Oh yeah how did your proposal go." Gou joked as he nudged Naka. "She said yes." He replied while fidgeting a pair of goggles hanging around his neck. This startled everyone as they looked at him, surprised that his first crush is somehow his future wife too. Inko was the first to recover, absolutely ecstatic that one of her babies found love. "Oh Nate you have to bring her around soon!" Inko giggled as she hugged Naka, who was blushing at the use of his first name. "Ok ok ok, let go, you're ruining my badass aesthetic." Naka complained as he gently pulled his second mom off of him. He did miss the warmth of her hug, he always did.
"Moving on who's next?" "Oh you can skip me I already checked mine I failed the hero part. I got ten points. Got into General tho." Gou explained quickly but he couldn't hide his feelings good enough for Inko to not notice. She instantly covered him in a huge hug. "It's fine to be upset about it, it was your dream." The mother whispers to the stoic boy. "Don't worry Mama Mido, Moss Boss probably gots a plan already." Gou laughed wetly, winking at Izuku. "I do actually, we will become heroes." Izuku responded, determination burning in his eyes. Bagel spoke up with a bark and held up Izuku's envelope.
"Well let's see how I did." Anxiety bubbled in his stomach as he opened his letter. "I AM HERE AS A PROJECTION!" The visage of All Might proclaimed surprising the group as they wondered why the Symbol of Peace was giving his acceptance speech. "As you can see I will be this year's new Heroics teacher!"Honk of confusion "Now let's get on to your scores, on the written exam you did quite well, you were one of the top scores. NOW, it's time what everyone is waiting for! As you know destroying robots earns you their point equivalent and after tailing up your score, you earned 29 Villain points, just under the 30 point threshold for the Hero course." The mood dropped as the news that Izuku missed the threshold, but he was still watching with glint in his eye, like he realized something. "Good thing being a hero isn't just about beating the bad guys, it's about saving the day and making sure citizens are safe. That's why we have rescue points! And through your heroic actions, you earned 50 Rescue points, placing you as the highest scorer on the exam! Welcome to your Hero Academia."
There was a pause. "Holy shit, I beat Kacchan." Another pause. "HOLY FUCKSHIT YOU/I BEAT KACCHAN!" All hell broke loose as the realization sinked in. Hugs were given, hi's were fived, Bagel stole everyones snacks, Gou tried to kiss Inko, and tears, so many tears were shed. "i'm gonna be a hero," was heard softly as Izuku looked as the hologram, "i did it. Mama I did it." Inko rushed to her son and crushed him in a hug. "I'm so proud of you, I know you will do so many great things." The mother whispered into her child's ear, her heart pounding at finally getting to say the right words to her son.
"And there we go, a perfect disaster." Gou said as he showed off his mangled tie. "I'd offer my help but I don't think it'd change anything." Izuku offered from the seat next to him. Naka nodded along to the music Rock was playing as he drove the group to UA.
"Are you sure we can't pick up Kitty?" "Iz I don't feel like totaling my car so your girl can get a ride. Anyways who wants donuts." Naka asked as he pulled into a drive-thru. Gou knowing exactly what was going to happen, gladly exclaimed, "I do!" Naka hearing the confirmation, slammed on the gas pedal and zoomed out of the drive thru and into a nearby parking lot, swerving and sliding around the empty lot. "HOWS YOUR DONUT GOU, DO YOU LIKE IT?" Naka yelled over the roaring engine and screeching tires, "MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF!" Gou laughed as he smushed into the car door.
The driver then came to a stop and stared down at the police car that pulled in. The officer drove right next to drivers side and rolled down his window. "Boys it's the morning, stop it and get to school." "You got it, Foster." Gou said as he popped out of the back window and saluted his foster dad. "I still don't know why you call Mr. Sato that? He's one of the nicest people I've met." "Izzy he's the 8th foster I've had. I stopped caring after the first time. And I know like three Satos." Gou explained as climbed back into the car. "It's still not nice." Izuku grumbled as he slumped in his seat. "But no joke this time do you guys want to get donuts?" The Burnouts proceeded to get some donuts. And a speeding ticket.
UA High
"Welp, we're here." Naka said as he looked at the front gates. "Yeah, we are." Izuku confirmed, looking up too. Strum was all Rock could respond with. "This is fucking surreal, ain't it," Gou laughed as looked at the gates, "dreaming everyday about coming here, and now." "Arf!" "Bagel where did you come from?" Gou asked, surprised at his floppy boy's presence. "Arf!" "You go to school too?" "Arf!" "Fair point. Bagel is coming with us." Gou turned back to address his friends, who were used to him talking to his dog shaped floppy thing. "Ok Imma head off, need to see my waifu before class." Naka ran off, smiling at the thought of the genius girl. "Well, I think we should get to class too." Izuku suggested at Naka's departure. "Sure but I'm gonna check out your class first tho." Gou agreed as he walked in the school. Rock shrugged and followed them, figuring 'why not'.
Standing outside of class 1-A , the three teens thought one thing. "That is a big ass door." "I wonder who's going to be in my class." Izuku wondered as he pulled open the massive door. Revealing two pains in the ass. "That is some shit ass luck. BakuBitch and the fucker I should have shot in the face. I'll pray for you." Gou said solemnly, not meaning a single word. "Plus side you got some cuties in your class." He added winking at a pink skinned girl. "I'll leave you to the sharks. Let's go Rock, I wanna get Midnight autograph before class." Gou smirked as he abandoned the moss boss. "Don't leave I'm socially awkward, you know this. And he's gone," Izuku called out at the retreating traitors before turning to the class. "Hi I'm Izuku Midoriya and I am going to sit down before I start hyperventilating." The green haired teen stated before he making his way to his desk. "Oh hey it's you, Izuku right? You're the that saved from the massive robot," "I guess I'm becoming a tomato." The greenette said before his entire face burned from all the compliments and eyes on him. But he had one saving grace. "ARF!" All the eyes shifted to the floppy hero known as Bagel. "Aww, It's a puppy!" The pink skinned girl exclaimed. "thank you bagel, you are the goodest boy ever." Izuku whispered as he slipped into his seat. Everyone was crowding around the pup. Until a voice spoke up, "Why is there a dog here," as a yellow sack with face stares everyone down. "Sorry sir, he's mine." The moss headed boy spoke up. The man's eyes glared at him, the teen only slightly wilted. "Whatever. It took you far too long to get quiet. That is unacceptable. We can work on that later. I'm your teacher, Shota Aizawa. Now put on this uniforms and meet me outside in five minutes." The man said as he stepped out his sleeping bag and pulled out the uniforms.
"Quirk assesses test? Oh Izzy is gonna kill this." Gou commented as he watched from the drone Naka sent out when Izuku didn't come to orientation. "I'm gonna see this IRL." Gou then snuck his way out to cheer his brave leader in person. Unknowingly, playing right into a certain rat's hand.
"Midoriya, you got first place in the entrance exam. What was your farthest softball throw?" Aizawa asked, tossing the ball to the awkward teenager. "Uh something like 54 meters." The teen stammered out. "Now I want you to use your quirk. Go ahead." The teacher commanded, hiding his face in his scarf. "Alright I got it." Izuku said as looked at the ball. The boy was staring down at it wondering if he actually had it in him. Even though he could use All for One without breaking himself it still happened on certain occasions. The self doubt was piling on. Until a voice cut through it like butter. "PUT SOME FUCKIN SAUCE ON IT IZZY!" Hearing those words yelled at him, Izuku's eyes burned with determination and a feral smile crossed his face. Green lighting erupted from his body as he reeled back for the throw. And with an unhinged scream, the ball rocketed through the air as soon as it left his hand. The scream turned painful as Izuku's arm hanged limply from his shoulder, dislocated, but that didn't stop the feral teen as he grabbed the arm and slammed it back into its socket. "Don't worry I'm good." The teen gritted out as he rolled his shoulder, making sure he was still it was in one piece. "1,042.3 meters. Not bad. And if you broke your arm like in the exam, I would have expelled you." Aizawa stated, hiding his disbelief behind his constructed mask and cursing life for giving him such a problem child. "And that goes for everyone, if you aren't worth my time I will expel you. I only teach students with real potential."
The other students were stunned at the display. A fellow student just dislocated his arm and the teacher would expel them if he didn't think they had potential. "Now let's get started." A sinister grin adorning their teacher's face. The effect was only slightly affected by Bagel wagging his tail next to him.