Reminder: I do not own Batman or any DC comics. This story is my take on the adult romance of Bruce Wayne/Batman and Selina Kyle/Catwoman during the golden age of Batman comics. I find Catwoman's comic jewel thief role boring and disappointing. So, I decided to go with my imagination and use the character's role as a vigilante, like Batman, to make it sound more satisfying for all the couple's fans.
SOMEWHERE IN CENTRAL GOTHAM
At midnight, Batman is beating up a group of henchmen working for Jerome Valeska, who goes by the name Joker. Joker will spread Gotham with his newly made smiley face gas launcher, which contains nitrous oxide, better known as laughing gas. It is something that Joker had been waiting for. As the henchmen are all knocked out and unconscious, Batman stares at Joker.
"Well. Well. Well. I guess the Big Bad Bat just challenged himself to be a fun guy," Joker said with an evil smile.
"Whatever you're saying is part of your mentality. Now, I am going to terminate your plans to release the laughing gas all over Gotham," Batman said, cracking his knuckles.
"Oh, well. Come and catch me then," Joker said before he ran, and Batman chased him.
The hero and the villain ran out several blocks in Central Gotham. The Joker tries to evade Batman's pursuit but fails. As the chase continues, the Joker quickly hides. Batman stops as he sees Joker's suit jacket hanging on the edge of a building. He looks down at the building to find Joker but sees no sign of him, unaware that it is a trap. The Joker then kicks the rooftop door closed behind Batman, who turns to him.
"Looking for me, Batsy?" Joker asked with a maniacal smile.
Batman charges toward Joker, but Joker takes a crane remote control and turns it on so that the hidden snare trap under the pebbles rises and wraps around Batman's boot-clad right leg. Batman falls on his back and gets lifted several feet in the air. He tries to lean upward to reach his utility belt, but the momentum of the snare pulling him upside down is too strong for him to use his upper strength. Joker turns off the remote and then throws it off. Now, the hero is caught in a snare trap by the villain.
"Tomfoolery trap. Have you ever heard that kind of alliteration?" He asked as he walked toward Batman, who glanced at the snare and then at Joker with a hateful look.
"Didn't your mentor ever teach you to...," Joker said as he took out his stun gun baton. "Endure this?"
He tases Batman in the chest for 5 seconds. Batman loudly groans as he experiences the most excruciating pain in his crime-fighting. Joker chuckles before he moves the baton to Batman's right thigh. "How about this?"
He then tases Batman in the thigh for another five seconds, and the pain feels worse than the chest as Batman lets out a louder groan. The Joker lets out a longer and more maniacal chuckle. "How enjoyable. Just like a delicate bat. Mmm. How about..."
He slowly traces the baton towards Batman's trunk-clad bulging groin. Batman raises his eyebrows and parts his lips. "The part where I get to feel the fun of Batsy's screech from this."
"Don't even fucking think about it. You insane clown," Batman said in a menacing tone.
"Ha! I'm going to enjoy this now," Joker said as he was about to turn on the button to electrocute Batman's groin until a bullwhip wrapped around his arm forcefully pulled backward with a loud snap, causing the Joker to release his stun baton and throw toward the boot-clad feet of Catwoman.
"How dare you torture my favorite cat-scratching toy, Joker?" She asked.
"Ha! I thought you were a thief. A criminal who is into fun like me," Joker said.
"You got it wrong. A cat lover who is into fun like me steals proof to expose the illegal shit coming from filthy criminals like you," she said.
"Well then, have some of this, kitty kitty," Joker said before he took out two of his six-shot revolver.
He shoots at Catwoman, but Catwoman uses her agility to dodge and evade his shots before getting his hands lashed by her whip and disarming him. Distracted by looking at his guns dropped to the ground for a second, Catwoman flings her whip so that it wraps around Joker's body, pulling him towards her. She claws his clown makeup face and knees him in the chin. With Joker disoriented, she releases her whip to spin him around before wrapping her legs around his neck to flip him over so he would fall hard to the ground on his back. Joker groans in pain.
Catwoman walks to her once-partner, now boyfriend. "Figure you could use my help, handsome." She cuts the snare off with her clawed arm-length black leather gloves and quickly grabs Batman so that he doesn't fall hard on the ground upside down.
"Took you long enough," Batman said, getting up before walking towards Joker. "Did I say you can touch my private parts?"
Without hesitation, an instant karma starts as Batman stomps on Joker's groin, causing him to shriek in excruciation. He walks to Joker's side before Joker chuckles. Pissed off by Joker's laughter, Batman pins his foot on Joker's throat, choking him. "Don't waste my time, you ugly mental piece of shit. If you even think about keeping up with your tomfoolery to the people of Gotham, especially the police and even her, I'm going to make you cry, but at that time, you will be crying beneath my boot."
Batman releases his boot-clad foot from Joker's throat and knocks him out by stomping him in the face. He grabs him and hangs him upside down several feet in the air with the same trap he used on him before looking at his girlfriend. She just got back from her business trip to Italy.
"I thought you won't be back until tomorrow," he said.
"Well, the thing is that Ambassador Zappia got shot during my conference in Verona. She is still recovering, but she'll be fine. Doctors said that the bullet missed her subclavian artery. I decided to find whoever kind of bastard would want to hurt one of the world's most famous female figures like her in my career. Other than being a vigilante, I thought she was more useful. As long as she lives, then hopefully, I can continue finding whoever shot her. I had to leave a day ahead just so I wouldn't put myself in further danger away from Gotham, Bruce," she said.
"If you don't want to put yourself in danger whenever you're on a business trip out of the country, I'm right here. Feel free to contact me, Selina," he said with a slight smile. Selina hasn't seen her boyfriend smile in a while and is dying to see it. She walks closer to him and puts her hands on his shoulders.
"Oh, Bruce. I sure can, and I will never forget that," she said. She closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around his neck to kiss him, as he wrapped his arms around her to kiss her back simultaneously.
Bruce/Batman picks up Selina/Catwoman's bridal style and carries her to the Batmobile. Bruce is a philanthropist, while Selina is a humanitarian. Before their relationship started, they got to know each other better. Whenever Bruce was on a case, he had Selina steal some evidence from the criminals working for his arch-nemesis because of her expertise in thievery. Every time that happens, a hint of romance slowly develops between the two when Selina flirts with Bruce using her cat speech, which Bruce is uninterested in at first but later amazed due to his solitude. Other than that, they have been dating for a month and have put their best effort into making Gotham City a better place. The local news is crowded on the bond between Bruce and Selina after Bruce has been on three dates, which have turned sour due to the latter's cheating and greed.
SELINA'S PENTHOUSE APARTMENT
Bruce and Selina stand out on the balcony with their cowls taken off. The warm-up begins as Bruce wraps his gloved hand around Selina's waist, and she closes her eyes, tilting her head back towards his chest. Without any rush, she grabs his crotch and starts rubbing it from behind before Bruce looks at the beautiful full moon.
"You see that moon?" He asked, pointing the moon to her with his other gloved hand as she opened her eyes to look at the moon swaying her hips with her ass pressed against his groin area. "It's nowhere near as beautiful as you," he said as he put the lower part of his face on the back of her neck, and she closed her eyes. He loves the lavender smell of her long, wavy black hair. He moves his hand up to the bottom of her breast and starts kissing the back of her neck, and she lets out a quiet moan with her lips parted.
"Mmm. I'm glad we both had so much in common, Selina," he said quietly in her ear as he kept on kissing the back of her neck until he slowly slid his lips to the side of her neck with his hand sliding up and down her waist and his other holding her shoulder. "It's tough to get the chicks to fuck the Batman. Is that what you're about to do?" He asked as he moved his hand up to start cupping her breast and his other hand down to start rubbing her ass.
"Yeah," she said seductively with a smile.
"Yeah? You know what will happen when we keep dancing with each other like this?" He asked. She did not answer because she knew what was exactly going to happen moments away from now. "Oh, yeah. You knew, didn't you?" He asked.
"Yeah," she said.
"And tell me how wet your cat pussy is," he said with a smile.
"Figured I'd try the legendary Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, in his Batsuit now," she said, opening her eyes while feeling aroused by his touches. He lets out a chuckle as both of his hands are now playing with her breasts. He and Selina feel more horny as Selina's gloves rub on Bruce's trunks, creating a loud squeaking sound of black leather.
"That's it," he said.
"Yeah," she moaned.
"Feel good now. We can either make out under the moon or back inside while teasing me with this hot body of yours. It's up to you," he said as he kept on playing with her breasts.
"Let's do it inside. We're going to need privacy," Selina said in a sexy voice."
"All right," he said.
Bruce and Selina walked back inside and shut the doors and curtains before they continued making out. She helps him unclasp his utility belt and removes his cape before tossing them on the floor. They start sharing their passionate kisses for a moment until they both remove each other's gloves. Bruce has his hand on Selina's back while his other hand is rubbing her ass. He kisses her neck, then moves his lips down to the top of her breasts while rubbing her asses with both of his hands. She lets out a gasp as she continues to rub his bulging crotch with her bare hand. She can feel his manhood getting hard as she loves the feeling of the black leather of his trunks. She wondered why a detective and vigilante like him would wear something like this.
"May I ask why you're wearing this, detective?" She asked.
"It's just to signify extra-masculine strength and endurance. What about it?" He said, then asked.
"I just think you look so fucking hot in it for a tall, dark, brooding, and handsome detective like you," she said as she thought he wore his trunks just to attract women like her. He chuckled.
"You could say that," he said.
Seeing Bruce in his Batman gear, seeing him smile, and hearing him chuckle made Selina find him the sexiest man alive. She helps him remove the top half of his gray Kevlar bat suit with a bat emblem on the chest and tosses it on the floor. He is standing before her, shirtless, loaded with huge muscles, six abs, and scars on his torso.
"My oh my! A lot of scars," she said, gently rubbing his chest and then down to his abdomen with one hand while still rubbing his bulge with the other.
"I don't mind. I'm just used to it anyway," Bruce said with his forehead pressed against hers, still rubbing her ass and playing with her breasts until he gave them a few gentle smacks. Her beautiful emerald green eyes and his gorgeous ocean blue eyes meet as they make each other feel good. Seeing Selina in her Catwoman gear, her smile, and her personality even made Bruce find her the sexiest woman alive. He helps her take off her purple gown along with her green cape. She is now standing before him in white lace undergarments and plain black leather knee-high stiletto boots. He then starts rubbing her crotch while playing with her breasts simultaneously. They moan as they make each other feel good until Selina helps Bruce remove the lower half of his bat suit while he helps remove her undergarments. They decide to keep their boots on.
"You're so beautiful in those boots of yours, Cat. Now you're sexy," he said. She kissed him passionately, as she loved hearing him say that.
"And you look handsome in those awesome boots of yours, Bat. You're sexier," she said. He smiles and continues kissing her.
The first round starts when Bruce and Selina moan into each other's lips, filled with passion and lust while holding onto each other and rubbing each other's genitals simultaneously. They share this passionate moment before she slides her hands on his pecs, then his abs, and brushes them with her beautiful long red fingernails until she kneels so she can reach her head down toward his cock. Selina plays with her breasts for a moment before moving them to his erect cock so that it is in between her breasts. She teases his cock with her breasts for a moment before she takes his cock with her left hand and rubs her vagina with her right hand before she starts kissing the mushroom tip. She kissed it well until she kissed the shaft before she took it in her mouth and started sucking it.
"Ah! Yeah. Keep sucking on my bat cock, Cat. Yeah! Keep sucking on it," he groaned as he enjoyed the feeling of it.
She continued to work her mouth on him and started grasping his boots, enjoying the feel of leather until he could feel a pre-cum oozing out of his cock. She releases his cock with her mouth and lets his pre-cum smear onto her breasts.
As the first round finishes, Bruce and Selina walk to the bed, kissing before lying down. Bruce lays down with his back and Selina on top.
"Bruce. Just to let you know that I am prescribed to take birth control pills every day," she said.
"That's smart. Ain't no good time for us to have a child," he said.
Without any rush, the second round starts when she inserts his cock into her pussy and starts riding him slowly. She lets out a quiet moan, looking at him, and he slowly jerks his hips upward and downward, looking at her, puts his hands on her hips, and enjoys the sex as she rides him like a horse. He then continues to play with her breasts as she keeps riding him at a steady pace for a minute or so. Louder moans escaped from their lips until Selina changed her mind by then turning away from Bruce and inserting her pussy onto his cock backward. She rides him backward in a reverse cowgirl style and enjoys the mixed feeling of sex while wearing boots on their bare legs. Their groaning and moaning are louder than their first round as they ride. They ride on each other until Selina can feel her pussy wet.
"Bruce. I'm cumming," she moaned.
She hurriedly pulls herself off of him before he turns her over onto her back and watches her cum oozing out of her wet pussy. He licks the cum off her pussy clean, which makes her let out a long soft passionate moan.
The final round starts when Bruce takes charge. She lifts her boot-clad legs and spreads them out for Bruce to grasp them. He inserts his cock into her wet pussy and starts thrusting it into her softly and tenderly.
"Ah! Fuck my cat pussy. Yeah! Fuck my cat pussy," she moaned as she was now feeling the best part of the sex between her and Bruce.
He then fucks her hard and rough at a steady pace to make her moan even louder with her mouth opened all the way. Her moan is like relaxing music to his ears as he fucks her good until he kisses her boot, then the other simultaneously.
"Fuck," she moaned.
Selina loves the mixed feeling of the arousal from Bruce fucking her and her boots wrapping around her bare legs. She feels like she is about to die and burst into atoms. The climax had just started between the two, and Bruce could feel himself about to cum.
"Selina. I'm about to cum," he moaned. He releases his cock from her pussy before she gets up and crawls towards him. She is satisfied as she jerks his cock until a massive load of his cum spills out onto her mouth and her breasts. She has swallowed every inch of his cum before she moans into his lips, collapsing into each other's arms, pulling a blanket over their naked bodies, still wearing their boots and staring at each other for a moment.
"As much as I enjoyed it, you sure know how to treat a woman, Bruce," she said. He smiled as he caressed her cheek.
"Well, why not? Even though I wasn't the type of guy into women, I still carry myself with respect," he said. She giggled as she pressed one of her boot-clad legs against his cock under the blanket, then rubbed her face against his broad, muscular shoulder.
"Can I ask you something?" He asked.
"Sure," she replied.
"Would you like to move in with me?" He asked without feeling nervous but with hopefulness. She stared at him for a moment, thinking about what to do next after he asked her that with a sad face, but then she smiled because her heart melted.
"Oh, Bruce. The thing is that I don't particularly appreciate moving in with someone I want to be as their woman. I'd love to. Of course, I will," she said with her heart. She held his cheek and kissed him. "My apartment is crappy right now."
"I'll tell you what. It will be a better place for us to make Gotham better," he said.
"It will be," she said.
They continue making love until they are exhausted and fall asleep beside each other with Bruce's giant arm wrapped around Selina's waist.
Selina and Bruce are perfect matches as both civilians and vigilantes. Now, they have each other's hearts, and they will eventually be together until the day they no longer exist.
THE END