In the morning of the Cul-De-Sac to see the house that's in the middle of the Cul-De-Sac nearing Double D's house and the neighborhood house that's in Edmond's house to see that the Athletic-Ninja Ed was sound asleep in his bed, until his alarm clock goes off seeing off the beep as Edmond put his hand on his alarm clock silence it. Edmond sat up on his bed as he'd starts to stretch with his limbs, while he'd hearing bones cracking from his spines and his upper bones. Edmond crack his neck as he'd starts to head over to his bedroom shower to get ready for the day that'll happen. After a long shower, Edmond was back in his room with the towel wrap around his waist as he'd head over to his closet to change. But instead of his clothes, he'd was now wearing something different today. After that changing. Edmond comes out wearing something for him today to feel honorable. Edmond wears light blue pants, yellow short sleeve shirt with the white collar on his short sleeve. He'd wears light blue vest with badges on it, red neckerchief on his neck and the light blue cap on his head. Edmond walks over to his dresser mirror as he'd stood in front of him, feeling proud as he'd give the attention while giving "L" salute on his right hand.
"Urban Ranger Edmond O'Connell! Reporting for duty!" Edmond exclaimed as he'd was now ready for duty as an Urban Ranger. Before he'd was with the Eds. Edmond happens to be an Urban Ranger in secret. He'd joins the boy scouts organization to the leader that happens to be Rolf. He'd was a Wee Roach of the lowest rank, but after proving himself of becoming the Urban Rangers earning so many badges. He'd was now a full-fledge ranger alongside with Jonny and Jimmy. Edmond smiles as he'd started to head over to the kitchen as he'd made his lunches into his lunchbox as he'd made it out to the door to Rolf's place where'd his fellow rangers at. Edmond manage to reach to Rolf's place as he'd saw Jonny and Jimmy were in both of the rank of Urban Rangers and the newest recruit who will be joining the Urban Rangers none than Jonny's imaginary friend: Plank.
"Morning, guys." Edmond said saying morning to his fellow rangers as the two rangers turned over to see Edmond coming his way.
"Morning, Edmond." Jimmy said telling Edmond good morning about the early day of the Urban Ranger hood.
"Morning, Edmond." Jonny said saying Edmond a good morning to him. Edmond smiles as he'd looks over at Jonny's imaginary friend.
"I can see that Plank was ready for the day of becoming an Urban Ranger?" Edmond asked Jonny that Plank was going to be an Urban Ranger to become full-fledged ranger like them. Jonny smile.
"You betcha!" Jonny exclaimed that Plank will be an full ranger when he'd get some badges. Plank telling Jonny wanted to know what the leader was doing.
"Plank says: He'd wanted to know what Rolf's planning to do us today?" Jonny asked about what the Urban Ranger leader Rolf was going to give them assignments today.
"We'll have to wait and see, Jonny." Edmond said telling him that they'll have to wait and see about what Rolf will whip them up to day for their assignments. They've heard the door opened and slam shut.
"Rangers!" The voice called as the three rangers and the wee-roach form a line in front of the ranger as they've all salute to the leader of the Urban Rangers as Rolf walks out of his house with his hands behind his back as he'd walked toward his three rangers and the wee roach as he'd walk in both in forth of the line rangers in front of them with the fishing net behind his back.
"Today, Urban Rangers. I'm about to teach you how about to save the helpless kitty from the tree." Rolf said about telling his rangers about how to save the helpless kitty from the tree.
"How we doing it, Ranger Rolf?" Edmond asked toward Ranger Rolf about how to save the helpless kitty from the tree. Rolf smirked as he'd whip out the fishing net behind his back.
"With this, Ranger Edmond." Rolf said as he'd represent the fishing net to the Urban Rangers.
"How's the net going to save a kitty?" Jimmy asked in curious about to saving the kitty from the tree.
"I'll show you what to do. Follow Ranger Rolf." Rolf said telling of his Urban Rangers to follow Rolf so he'd can find the perfect tree for helping a poor helpless cat as they've head over to the next set of the neighborhood with the orange house with purple roof.
"Alright, Rangers. This is how you going to save the helpless kitten in the tree. First step: Walk up to the tree." Rolf instructed while walking toward the tree.
"Second step: Raised the fishing net." Rolf said as he'd raised the fishing net to the top of the tree.
"Last step: Save the helpless kitty." Rolf said as he'd swing his fishing net to the top of the branch as he'd brings out someone that was in the fishing net as Edmond was surprised to see Eddy in the fishing net that the leader of the Eds was not happy that he'd just caught as Rolf walks over while bringing Eddy to the front of the three Rangers and the Wee Roach Plank.
"And that is how to save the helpless kitty from a tree. Easy 1, 2, 3!" Rolf explained to them rangers and that's how you save a helpless kitty from a tree as he'd count the numbers as he'd looks at Eddy that he'd was now grumbling was being caught from the fishing net.
"Thank you, spoiled Eddy." Rolf said thanking Eddy for spoiled as he'd flips his fishing net as he'd release Eddy from the captive grasped as Rolf walks away with his eyes closed. Double D and Ed both struggle to get down from the tree as Double D screamed as he'd and the lumpy both fall down to the ground together. Eddy stood up from the ground as he'd gazed at the uniform rangers with the excited look on his face.
"Will you look at that!" Eddy exclaimed of seeing them in their uniforms, his gazed turn to see something made him surprised.
"Edmond?!" Eddy asked in surprised to see Edmond here with his uniform that he'd looks fit to be soldier in battle.
"Hey, Eddy." Edmond said as he'd waved at the leader of the Eds. Eddy walks up in front of Edmond with the surprised look in his face.
"This is where'd you being this whole time, huh?" Eddy asked the athletic-ninja Ed that he's been doing this whole time without his friends notice them of Edmond's absence.
"Yup. This is where'd I'd being doing this." Edmond said as he'd gestured his uniform in front of Eddy. Eddy put his arm around Edmond's shoulder.
"How's the Ed like yourself end up with such a cool uniform?" Eddy asked his athletic-ninja Ed about being himself in a cool uniform. Before Edmond explained, Rolf heard Eddy as he'd walked up to him with the smile on his face as Edmond steps back from Rolf.
"I see you like Edmond's uniform, bigmouth Eddy." Rolf said as he'd saw Eddy's eyes that he'd likes Edmond's uniform.
"Would you and your fellow Ed boys like to wear our uniforms?" Rolf asked as he'd offered Eddy and his fellow Eds to wear their uniforms. Double D and Ed joins with Eddy while standing behind the leader of the Eds as Eddy gives Rolf a question look in his face.
"Come. I invite you to privilege to earn one badge. And you, too, will become Urban Rangers." Rolf said as the Eds will prove themselves to earn one badge to becoming Urban Rangers just like Edmond himself.
"But I like being Ed." Ed said that he'd like being Ed. Eddy notice this as he'd really wanted to join just like Edmond as he'd turns to Lumpy with the excited look in his face.
"One badge for a cool uniform? It's a steal!" Eddy exclaimed that the Urban Rangers would be a steal to wear the uniform to joins the ranks as he'd turns to Rolf while walking in front of him while rubbing his hands together.
"Tell us what to do, Rolfie boy!" Eddy exclaimed as he'd told Rolf what to do today as Rolf smiles. But Edmond notices it as he'd frown that the recruitment of his friends wasn't going to be easy. He'd need to talk to Rolf. Edmond walks over to Rolf.
"Ranger Rolf. Can I have a word with you, please?" Edmond asked in permission to have a word with Rolf for just a moment.
"Rangers. Set Ranger Edmond's friends with the neckerchief." Rolf said as he'd told Ranger Jonny & Jimmy to set up Edmond's friends with the neckerchief as the two Rangers told what to do as he'd help Edmond's friends with the neckerchief while Rolf and Edmond talk somewhere in private.
"You may speak, Ranger Edmond?" Rolf asked that he'd can now speak in private toward the leader of the Urban Rangers.
"Look, I don't think recruiting my friends to the Rangers, it's not going to be a good idea." Edmond said in anxious as he'd was trying to tell Ranger Rolf that recruiting his friends wouldn't be a good idea.
"Why's that?" Rolf asked in concern about not wanted his friends to be in the Urban Rangers.
"Because, recruiting my friends won't be easy." Edmond replied that recruiting his friends that isn't going to be a good idea.
"Don't be assuring, Ranger Edmond. They'll earn what it takes to be an Urban Ranger." Rolf said telling Edmond that his friends will take the earn to be a Urban Ranger. Edmond shook his head.
"No, it isn't, Ranger Rolf. I've maybe an Urban Ranger from you, but I'm still with my friends that were on the opposite of being friends." Edmond said reason with him that he's an Urban Ranger from his side and he'd still an Ed from his side. Edmond sign as he'd starts to take things serious.
"What I'm trying to say, that my friends would do something stupid to the task for becoming Urban Rangers. you've saw my friends actions while trying to get attention from you and the rest of the kids and I'd always keep them on track away from doing anything stupidity." Edmond said reason with Rolf that his friends always end up doing something stupidity trying to get the Rolf's friends attention for the past couple of years, but not, even good enough for them for their stupidity, with the exception of Double D, that he'd always smarter of the Eds. Except for Jazz always be there for Edmond that they've have true feelings for each other, but they've always be alone together with no one following them.
"I'm sure that your friends, always on the farm end of the cow's milk, Ranger Edmond. Now help the rangers to set up their neckerchief, while I'd go get the preparations started." Rolf ordered as he'd walks away to get ready for the initiation for the three Eds to become Urban Ranger. Edmond signed.
"Don't say I didn't warned you, Rolf." Edmond said as he'd starts to help his fellow rangers to help his friends to become Urban Ranger. When they've get ready for the assignment and the Eds will be Urban Rangers as he'd and the rangers explains to the Eds that they've were Wee Roaches, when they've become Urban Rangers as they've earn badges and medallions of their hard work becoming Urban Rangers. Edmond look over behind his shoulder as he'd look over to see someone was coming here that happens to be Rolf coming his way.
"Attention!" Edmond yelled as Jimmy and Jonny saw someone that is Rolf as Edmond, Jimmy and Jonny put their left hand on their forehead as they've put on the L insignia to salute to the leader of the Urban Rangers like the forming US Army Navy. Rolf walks by with five hammocks on the trees.
"At ease, Ranger Edmond." Rolf said telling Edmond to at ease as Rolf looks over at his rangers and the new recruitments.
"Line up and present yourselves so you may earn a new badge." Rolf told the rangers and the Wee Roach to earn a new badge today as Rolf looks at the new Wee Roach. Double D got his right L position on his forehead, except for Eddy and Ed got them in the wrong position. Eddy got the L position on the downward as Ed has his finger on his nose like a moustache.
"Look, Wee Roaches." Rolf looks over at the Wee Roaches as he'd gestured his hand behind him to see five hammocks on the tree being tied up for relaxing and comfortable. "The don't-bug-me-I'm-in-the-hammock badge." Rolf said telling of the hammock badge ready to represent to his rangers and the new recruitment.
"Yes! Go now!" Rolf ordered them to go as the three rangers to do their hammock badge as the three Eds saw Edmond and his two fellow rangers ready to get settle in the hammock to earn the badge. Edmond approach to the hammock that was near Jimmy and Jonny's hammock as he'd got something from behind that was revealing to be a neck pillow that he'd just got, just in case for sleeping that he'd always do, on the outside. Edmond got onto his hammock as he'd lay down on, with the neck pillow, until he'd heard crash from behind, causing him to jump as he'd look over to see his friends damage their hammock trying to earn the badge to become Urban Rangers. Edmond shook his head as he'd look away from his friends.
"This's going to be a long day." Edmond stated that this day was going to be longest day ever. After the task was over. Rolf came to aspect the handiwork of the three Urban Rangers and the four Wee Roaches to the assignment for earning a badge. Rolf came to aspect Jimmy as the Timid Boy was laying on the hammock with his purple covered pillow as he'd was holding his stuff teddy bear in his hands. Rolf smile.
"Good work, Urban Ranger Jimmy. A new badge for you." Rolf said congratulate Jimmy as he'd rewarded him with the hammock badge as Jimmy giggles for joy as he'd got a new badge from the leader of the Urban Rangers. Rolf came to aspect Ranger Edmond as Edmond got the neck pillow on his neck as he'd was laying down on his back as he'd was now relaxing.
"Urban Ranger Edmond. Very relaxing and calm collective. Neck pillow for good. New badge for you." Rolf said as he'd reward Ranger Edmond for the hammock badge for him as the Athletic Ninja Ed smile as he'd got a new badge. Rolf walk over to aspect Ranger Jonny and the Wee Roach Plank as Jonny was on the bottom and Plank was on top.
"And for you, Urban Ranger Jonny, very good over under-job." Rolf said congratulate Ranger Jonny as he'd narrow his eyes toward Plank for the under-job while reward him the hammock badge to them.
"Ok! Our turn!" Eddy exclaimed it was their turn to earn a badge as Ranger Rolf and Jonny both look over to see the three Eds were in the wrong position of the hammock. Edmond look over his shoulder as well as he'd signed in disbelief what he'd saw what he'd had witness here today. The wooden board was now hammock paint. The three were relaxing, except they've got it wrong, except for Double D that was in the right position. Eddy was now on Ed's paint side as Ed was on Eddy's paint side. Eddy and Ed were smiling as Double D was now nervously smiling. Double D and Eddy notice Ed as he'd got out a drink as he'd was now sipping his drink with the straw as Rolf leans on the tree with the glared on his face. Rolf laughs at the Eds failure.
"There are no badges for sneaky Wee Roaches." Rolf said as he'd refused to give the hammock to the sneaky Eds boys of their failure, causing Eddy to go on a complaint.
"Hey! We're in the hammock, just like those guys! What?" Eddy asked in demanded that means they're in the fake hammock as the wooden hammock falls off in front revealing to be bittered-tattered hammock in front of Rolf.
"Next badge!" Rolf exclaimed and it's time for the next badge. The three Rangers and the four Wee Roaches were in salute as Jonny helps Plank for salute toward Ranger Rolf as they've were preparing for the next badge. Ed got his neckerchief on his mouth thinking he'd was a bank robber. Rolf stands in front of his rangers and the Wee Roaches with the box in front of Rolf's feet.
"The trimming of the hedge badge is important. It says, "Look at me! I am a hotshot!" Rolf bends to get something out of the box while hearing the goat bleat as he'd take out revealing to be pair of shears in his fingers. "Trimming shears are important for this." Rolf explained about the trimming shears are important for this as he'd clips the shears for couple of times.
"It looks like the head of the monster...from I Was a Teenage Appetizer...From Planet Sushi-the Second Coming." Ed said of seeing the shears look like the pair of monster from one of his comic books that he'd was reading. Rolf gives Ed with the un-interested look in his face.
"No shears for you, potato Ed boy." Rolf said telling Ed that he'll be getting no shears for him. The rangers and the Wee Roaches getting ready for work to get trimming hedge badge. Edmond walked over to his hedge as he'd started to get it very working for the trimming badge as he'd got his own pairs of shears in his two fingers as he'd start working on the hedge to get very clean cut off the hedge.
"So far, so good." Edmond said seeing that the trimming badge would be good for the taking as he'd starts to keep on working. Edmond heard buzz sawing as he'd look over to see his friends working on the hedge trimming on it. Eddy was cutting trimming haphazardly as he'd was going extremely fast. Edmond shook his head.
"Looks like Eddy wants to be an Urban Ranger." Edmond said about his friends would be up to the task of being an Urban Ranger as he'd continue what he'd was doing, while cutting a few more shrubs out of the hedge after the task was done. When it was finish, Rolf walks over to Ranger Jimmy was Jimmy salutes "L" toward Rolf as he'd looks over at Jimmy's hedge carefully as he'd bends down as he'd narrowed his eyes between as he'd saw it was perfectly cut. Rolf stood up as he'd hands out Jimmy his new cut trimming badge to Ranger Jimmy.
"Sluh-huh. Slah-Ha! Enjoy your new badge, Jimmy." Rolf said as Jimmy took the badge from Rolf in gratitude.
"Thank you, Rolf." Jimmy said as he'd accepted the trimming badge from Rolf as Rolf walks away as he'd look over at Edmond's work with his own pair of shears as he'd examine Edmond's work as he'd smile of his handiwork. Rolf stood in front of Ranger Edmond.
"Excellent fine, Ranger Edmond! Very smooth and cut! Here's the badge!" Rolf exclaimed of Edmond's excellent hard work as he'd hands out the cut trimming badge toward Ranger Edmond as Edmond took the badge from Rolf.
"Thank you, Ranger Rolf." Edmond said as he'd give the "L" salute toward the leader of the Rangers. Rolf walks away from Ranger Edmond as he'd walks over to the Wee Roach Plank as he'd kneel down in front of Plank's handiwork while trimming the hedges.
"Yes, Plank. Yes, good." Rolf said as he'd was praised of Plank's handiwork for the cutting the hedges. Over to the two sets of hedges. Jonny was using the razor that he's start shaving the hedges while humming a tune. Edmond put his trimming badge onto his vest as he'd wears it very proudly.
"Nice." Edmond said of his proud work of being an Urban Ranger. Edmond's victorious thoughts was interrupted as he'd heard screaming as he'd look over to see his friends as Ed pulls the root very hard, making a longer just like a walking stick as he'd starts to grab hold of the root as he'd grab the root that's connect to the hedge as Eddy and Double D got drag by the hedges that they've were trimming for the badge as Eddy scream got drag by Ed making a block-off hole to the ground as Ed jerks up the hedges out of the ground, revealing to be two Eds were now stuck inside the hedges with their heads and arms out.
"How's it look?" Ed asked to see how's the hedges look very good. Rolf wasn't pleased. Edmond slaps his palm hand into his forehead of Ed's strength and stupidity.
"Wee Roaches!" Rolf called out to the Wee Roaches causing Ed turn at Rolf with the silly look in his face as Eddy and Double D turn to Rolf. "You are trying my patience...and that is not good, as I am the son of a shepherd." Rolf said scolding at the Wee Roaches for testing his patience that was not good. Next Badge. In front of Eddy's house. Rolf escort the rangers and the Wee Roaches in front of the house that was across the seat to the next set of house. Ed got the salute wrong while his hand in the palming position.
"Next badge-escorting the elderly across the street." Rolf lean his face in front of the three Wee Roaches. "Should be as easy as combing papa's back hair." Rolf said telling the rangers and the Wee Roaches that's the badge will be very easy causing Eddy to smile.
"I'm into easy. Where's the badge-bearing geriatric?" Eddy asked in eagerly about where's the next badge while looking around to find Rolf's nana or someone.
"My nana was too busy frying weeds..." Rolf's nana couldn't get here in time, that she'd was too busy for the frying weeds as Rolf brings someone to take her place that happens to be Nazz and her twin sister: Jazz. That she'd was being volunteer for the demonstration with Edmond. "But trendy Nazz girl agreed to take her place and Ranger Edmond will demonstrate how the badge works with Smooth Jazz girl." Rolf said as he'd put his hand on Nazz's shoulder and Jazz's shoulder as she'd smile sweetly at the Eds while Jazz looks at Edmond that he'd was quite stunning of wearing the Urban Ranger Uniform.
"Hello." Jazz said that she'd was saying hello to Edmond.
"Hi, guys." Nazz said in greeted to the Eds causing the three Eds to faltered of the beauty Nazz that's the task going to be very difficult. Double D and Ed were both sweating nervously while Eddy gulps in nervous. Rolf turns to Ranger Edmond.
"Ranger Edmond. Show the Wee Roaches the demonstration of escort the lady badge." Rolf ordered Ranger Edmond of how'd the badge works to the Wee Roaches.
"Roger, Sir." Edmond said that he'll gives out the demonstration to the rookies. Edmond approach to Jazz as he'd held out his hand.
"May I escort across the street, milady?" Edmond asked toward Jazz that she'd likes an escort across the street.
"Why certainly, my fine gentlemen." Jazz said as she'd put her hand on Edmond's hand as they've approach to the edge of the pavement.
"Alright, look both ways." Edmond and Jazz look both ways as they've were now walking on the road to the other side of the streets. "Easy does it." Edmond was now escorting Jazz to the other side of the street as they've were both blushing at each other while holding hands together as the two finally made it to the end of the sidewalk on the other side of the neighborhood.
"You've been walk safely to the street, milady." Edmond said with the gentlemen tone as Jazz smile sweetly at him.
"Thank you, my kind sir." Jazz said in great way for the kind gentlemen Edmond escort her across the street. Rolf was now clapping at his full train ranger.
"Excellent, Ranger Edmond! You have escorted the lady across with the street. Escorting Lady badge for you." Rolf said as he'd rewarded Edmond with the escorting lady badge as Edmond and Jazz regroup with them as Rolf handed Edmond the badge as Edmond took the badge in gratitude as he'd put his new badge in his vest. Rolf turns over to the Wee Roaches.
"Ok, which one of you wee roaches escort Nazz girl across the street?" Rolf asked in one of the volunteer to the Wee Roaches escort Nazz across the street. The three were very nervous about escorting Nazz to the other side of the street as Eddy put his hand in front of Ed's' chest as the three Eds were sweating nervously.
"Uh, Ed? You're up, pal." Eddy said telling that he's up for the task, but instead of Ed, Ed gently shoves Double D in front of Rolf, Ranger Edmond and the twins.
"Uh, Double D wants to." Ed said telling Double D that he'd wanted to. Double D was about to say something, but he'd leans back to the ground as he'd kinda fainted due to the beauty of Nazz as Nazz giggles at Double D's misfortune along with Jazz as Edmond signed while face palming at his friends nervous wrecking problems.
"Rangers! Help Wee Roach Double D-Ed boy to the infirmary." Rolf ordered his rangers to take Double D to the infirmary as the three rangers salute to Rolf as the three rangers work together to get Double D to the infirmary, because of his lack of nervous system as the rangers carried Double D to the infirmary as Ed watches the rangers carried Double D away. After they've carried Double D away from Nazz's beauty. The three Rangers put Double D on the table that he's in the infirmary of Rolf's shed.
"How'd we wake him up?" Jimmy asked in curious about how to wake up Double D's stunning gaze that he'd was knock off. Edmond got an idea.
"Be right back." Edmond said as he'd walks away from the rangers as Jimmy and Jonny look at each other and shrugged about what's Edmond got something cook up today as they've heard the water was flowing and it's stop as Edmond came back with the bucket full of water in his left hand while holding the handle as Edmond raised the bucket into two hands.
"One word: Clear!" Edmond yelled as he'd splash the water onto Double D's face, causing the brains of the Eds to stuttered of the water that Edmond just splashed him as Double D sat up on the table.
"Good lord!" Double D exclaimed in shuddered that he'd was shivering from the cold water that Edmond just splash onto him.
"Morning, Double D." Edmond said that he'd telling him of a good morning that he'd just lost unconscious from Nazz's beauty. Double D looks around in Rolf's shed.
"What happened?" Double D asked of wanted to know what had happen today.
"Well, Double D. You've just lost conscious, me, Jimmy, Plank and Edmond brings you to the infirmary to be treated." Jonny explained to Double D about that the three Rangers work together to bring Double D to the infirmary.
"And Edmond splashed water on you, so that you can wake up." Jimmy said in added about Jonny's explanation to the brains of the Eds that Edmond just splash water onto Double D's face, that he'd just wake up from his conscious. Double D remember of what happened as he'd grew into a worried expression of his face.
"Oh." Double D said that he'd felt embarrassed that he'd just did today. They've heard squealing as they've look over to see the pig comes running toward the shed with the scroll that was in the pig's mouth and that pig happens to be Wilfred. Wilfred stops running as he'd stood in front of Edmond with the scroll on his snout.
"Thank you, Wilfred." Edmond said thanking Wilfred to bring the scroll as Wilfred walks away, so he can go back what he'd was doing as Edmond opens the scroll as he'd aspect the hand written of Rolf's handiwork.
"What's it says, Ranger Edmond?" Jonny asked in curious about what the scroll just signed. Edmond signed.
"Double D, you've got bad news." Edmond looks over to Double D with the 'sorry expression look in his face' as he'd rolled up the scroll into the perfect roll. "Eddy escort Ed across the street instead of Nazz. There's no badge for you guys." Edmond said telling Double D the bad news that he'd escort Ed across the streets inside of Nazz. Double D frowned about this, not getting a badge.
"Oh." Double D said that he'd and the two Eds failed to get badge to become Urban Rangers.
"So, you've still got another go. Head back with the others and you'll get a badge. Hop to it." Edmond said telling Double D that he'll need to head back with the Eds to get a badge as Double D nodded as he'd hops off the table as he'd runs off with his friends to earn a badge. Edmond got his Samsung Snap Cell out of his pocket as he'd aspect the time to see, it was 1:01 PM.
"Alright, guys. Lunch time." Edmond said telling the ranger that it was lunch time as the Rangers beamed and it's time for a lunch break. They've were eating inside of the shed, that they've got their lunch box out. Jonny got the Tuna Sandwich with the glass of soda with some bag of chips with him as Plank was drinking wood varnish with the straw in his mouth. Jimmy was eating some chocolate chip cookies with the box of apple juice. Edmond got his own that happens to be a three steak sandwich with him, with some bottle of root beer with him. They've all enjoying their lunch together. Jimmy looks over to Edmond to see that he'd was eating the steak sandwich about the red meat that he'd was always eating.
"Edmond, you do know that red meat really bad for you." Jimmy said telling Edmond that the red meat would be really bad for him. Edmond scoffed.
"What a load of chops. My father eats these, sense he'd was the age of 8." Edmond said telling Jimmy about his father eat these red meat, sense he'd was 8 years old back in his day. Edmond stops eating as he'd takes the sip of his root beer with him.
"Hey, Edmond. Plank wanted to know what you've talk to Rolf that day?" Jonny asked about what Plank wanted to know what Edmond said to Rolf in this day. Edmond signed as he'd put his root beer down.
"I've warned Rolf about recruiting my friends into the Urban Rangers it's not a very good idea." Edmond said telling his fellow Rangers about recruiting the Eds that it won't be easy.
"Why?" Jimmy asked about Edmond's friend wouldn't be easy for the Urban Rangers. Edmond look at Jimmy with the disbelief look in his face.
"Jimmy. You've saw what my friends doing some stupidity for the past few years. I've always keep an eye on them to keep them out of the trouble. For their own safety from any dangers that they've tried to come to their way. I've always the Ed on the job to keep them safe." Edmond replied to Jimmy about his friends stupidity for the past years, except for Double D that tried to keep them in line, so they've won't get into serious trouble.
"Ah, you're just keeping your friends safe for reason." Jimmy said giving Edmond a smile of his face as Edmond smile at it.
"Thanks, Jimmy." Edmond said giving the timid boy a smile.
"You and the Eds always hang out together, while not in the Urban Rangers." Jonny stated about these Rangers always go back to their separate ways from the Rangers and back with their friends with their usual stuff.
"Unlike you, guys. You've guys never let me and my friends a chance to hangout with you, but you've always run off to do something else, or avoid us." Edmond telling him that they've always hangout with their friends away from each other.
"Oh." Jimmy said seeing the depression of Edmond's face that he'd and his friends wanted to be in their group. But they've never get a chance, sense their outcasts. Jimmy and Jonny heard what Edmond was going to say next.
"But even doing we're still on the opposite side with my friends and you've got yours. Even still though we're still on the Urban Rangers of being friends, and we're still on the opposite side." Edmond said telling them that they're still on the opposite of beings friends, when they've usually hang out with their own friends. Jimmy and Jonny smile at this as they've continue eating lunch, as they've truly finished as they're were going to get to the next assignment of the badge, as the pig was squealing as the three Rangers look over to see Wilfred comes in with another scroll in his mouth. Edmond took the scroll away from Wilfred as the Athletic-Ninja Ed knew that he'd was right about letting his friends to join the Urban Rangers was the biggest mistake that Rolf just made. Edmond opens the scroll.
"What's it say?" Jimmy asked in suspicious about what the scroll just say as Edmond signed as he'd rolled the scroll back together.
"Rangers. Prepare for the Walk of Shame. It seems that three Eds failed to get their badge and just wasted their chance to join the Urban Rangers." Edmond ordered as his three friends failed to get their first badge, for their mischievous and mishaps trying to join the Urban Rangers. Jonny and Jimmy salute with the "L" as the three Rangers hurried to prepare the walk of shame ceremony to the departure for the three Eds. The three Rangers manage to get ready for the ceremony of the walk of shame for the three Eds at the sidewalk of the Neighborhood house. The makeshift flagpole of the Urban Rangers insignia was flowing in the wind as Jimmy lowered the flag down to the ground. The ceremony of the Wee Roaches that the three Eds are kicked out of the Urban Rangers that they've didn't get a single badge. Double D, Ed (that he's got his neckerchief in his mouth, again) and Eddy were in a single from each other spots. Rolf looks over to Ranger Edmond as Edmond saw the look in Rolf's face as the Athletic-ninja Ed nodded as he'd turns to Jimmy as he has a drum hanging around his neck.
"Commence, drumroll! Ranger Jimmy!" Edmond ordered to commence the drumroll. Rolf took Edmond as his second-in-command in the Urban Rangers that he'd was truly responsible that he's the right Ed for the job. Jimmy nodded.
"Here goes." Jimmy said as he'd grab the drumsticks from the drum as he'd starts drumming on the drums to commence the ceremony. Rolf marches toward Double D as he'd snatch the neckerchief from Double D's neck and he'd drop it to the ground as the brains of the Eds smile nervously with his fingers tapped to each other from his two hands as Rolf marches toward Ed as he'd too snatches the neckerchief from Ed's mouth as he'd drops it to the ground as Rolf walks over to Eddy as he'd was about to snatch his neckerchief, but Eddy manage to untie his former neckerchief as Eddy starts to play with Rolf while moving the neckerchief as the two keeps on playing with the waving neckerchief as Rolf finally snatches the neckerchief from Eddy's grasped as he'd walked away from Eddy as the leader of the Eds crossed his arms with the frown on his face.
"You have besmirched the name of the Urban Rangers..." Rolf turns his head to glared at the three failures Eds as three Eds lean away from Rolf's serious glared of his face. "And are sentenced to the...Walk of Shame!" Rolf exclaimed in whispered to the three Eds that the former Wee Roaches are now walking to the Walk of Shame of their failure. Rolf turns to his other Urban Ranger Jonny.
"Ranger Jonny, bring my lard!" Rolf ordered Ranger Jonny to bring his lard as Ranger Jonny came in with the barrel full of Lard toward the leader of the Rangers.
"Here you go, Rolf." Jonny said as he'd brings out the barrel of lard to Rolf as Rolf takes the lard bringing badge as he'd represent toward Jonny.
"And here's your lard-bringing badge." Rolf said as he'd gives the lard-bringing badge to Ranger Jonny as Eddy was angrily at Rolf for not giving the badge, but due to his friends mischievous mix-up and goofiness. Rolf lifts up the barrel of lard as he'd poured down on the sidewalk, while slithered underneath the three Eds feet.
"Cool!" Ed exclaimed that it was cool, but he'd bring his foot revealing to be a short stick of lard, until he'd lost his foot, causing his three friends to tumble onto the lard as they've were now sliding in style as Eddy's scream that he'd was sliding on the lard along with Double D's screaming as well as he'd was sliding on the lard.
"Not good!" Double D yelled that it wasn't good, except for Ed that he'd was laughing that he'd was enjoying this as the train was heard. Rolf, Jonny and Edmond were giving the former Wee Roaches the "L" Salute to them while Jimmy drumrolls to them of their failure for not making the Urban Rangers Hood as they've were the three Eds were sliding on the lard with screaming and laughing while passing Plank, that he'd was wearing an Urban Ranger Uniform, that he's means he's got promoted. Edmond knew that he's going to get an earful from Eddy, when he'd goes back to his usual activities.
End of the Parallel Chapter.
Title Reference: Texas Rangers.