Just like Goku does with fighting, I went 'all out' with this one. Enjoy! ;-)

Goku stepped outside and looked around. Dusk was falling and the forest creatures had begun their slumber. A blanket of tranquility covered Mount Paozu, the calm flow of the stream behind their house and the crackling of nearby firewood adding to the peaceful atmosphere. Goku eyed the large, metal barrel serving as their tub. Chi-Chi had stoked the flames underneath and was already reclining in it, patiently waiting for him to join her. Goku smirked, the loose towel around his waist betraying his enthusiasm for the evening. He sauntered to the bath and rested his lower arms on the edge beside his wife. "Looking good, honey. Are ya ready?"

Chi-Chi glanced at her husband from the corners of lustful eyes. "You bet. Get in here, handsome."

"Don't need to tell me twice," Goku teasingly repeated her words as he dropped his towel on the grass and gracefully hopped over the rim. He sat down beside her and he put an arm around her shoulder. Hugging her close, he sighed contently, "This is nice. We should do this more often. Together. Without the kids, your dad, or Piccolo around."

She nodded. "I agree. It will be much easier now that Goten is getting older. I swear that young man only comes home to eat." She turned her head to her husband. "Just like his father."

Goku flashed her a guilty grin. "Hey! No fair! I'm training hard to keep ya safe."

"Yes, I know…" Wiggling deeper into his embrace, she hummed, "You saiyans just can't help yourselves, can you?"

"Fighting? Not really. And according to Vegeta, we're not made for this family stuff either." He kissed her hair. "I like it, though."

Chi-Chi smiled, snuggling even closer. "You make me so happy."

He kissed her head again and slowly lowered his hand to her upper arm. Squeezing it gently, he trailed his palm past her elbow and down to her wrist. He took her hand into his own and began tracing her fingers. "Why don't we have those?"

Chi-Chi gazed at his fondling. "What do you mean?"

"What were they called again? Wedding rings?"

Her brow rose in surprise. "Where did you get that from?"

"Vegeta."

She scoffed. "Right. And what did Vegeta tell you about wedding rings?"

"Something about showing other people that I own ya," Goku chuckled.

She laughed in relief. "Well, he's not wrong, but it goes both ways, meaning two people 'own' each other. And since we're already married, we already do. Wearing rings won't change that. They're merely symbolic."

"I still think it's pretty neat. Can we get some?"

She faced him with twinkling eyes. "Do you mean that, Goku!?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh, sweetie!" Chi-Chi mounted his lap and straddled his hips. Grabbing the sides of his face, she gave him a big kiss. "I never bothered with getting us a pair because I was sure you'd lose yours with all the fighting and adventuring you like doing so much. But I'd love to get them now!"

"Sweet! Better make sure mine's sturdy, though, so I don't break it the first time I punch someone."

She laughed again. "Don't worry, I'll ask Bulma to make yours saiyan-proof."

With his wife naked on his thighs, Goku's attention drifted to their lower regions. A mischievous snicker rumbled in his throat. "Enough about that. That's not why we're here."

"Oh? Then why are we here?" she smirked coyly.

"Dinner!"

Her face fell. Urg, he can't be serious! "Goku, are you honestly thinking about -!?" Her indignation was cut short when he suddenly seized her ass and guided her to standing. Aligning her crotch with his mouth, he grinned, "Yep, ya know me! Spread ya legs, so I can dig in."

"Wait, what?" She looked down at her husband, briefly considering his odd suggestion before hesitantly obeying. Is he actually going to…?

Yes, he was.

With an animalistic growl, Goku pulled her hips toward his face, throwing her off balance. "WHAT THE…!?" Chi-Chi seized his hair to steady herself. "Goku, what are you…? AAAH!" She gasped as her shock turned into bliss. "Oh… that's… OH YES!"

Goku pried his tongue between her folds. Hmmm! That TV gentleman was right, this is delicious! He closed his eyes and took a deep breath in, savoring her sweet scent and delectable taste. Starting slow, he experimentally lapped at her slit with broad strokes. Taking his time exploring his options, he softly nibbled her labia, entered her with his tongue, and sucked her clit, using his expertly trained combat brain to gauge her reactions. Seems she likes this one best. He flicked his tongue over her pearl, earning a moan for his flawless estimation. Goku repositioned himself for better access, feeling his fully engorged cock throbbing underwater. Whoop! Tasty AND hot. He briefly disengaged to lick his lips. "This is yummy, I can get used to this!"

Chi-Chi looked at her husband's face half-buried beneath her pubes. Flushed and panting, she nodded enthusiastically. "Uh-huh, so could I!" Solidifying her grip on his hair, she pressed her hips forward, begging him to continue.

Goku eagerly dove back in, licking her clit and enjoying the cries escaping her throat. Then, an idea struck him. Heh heh, she's gonna love this! Locating the spot she enjoys getting rubbed with his fingers, he pressed the tip of his tongue against it and began to wiggle it, grinning triumphantly when her hips jolted in pleasure. Gotcha! Feeling her clit hardening as he worked it, he firmed his grip on her ass and pushed her into his face, cleverly applying pressure to her whole cunt.

"KAMI YES!" Chi-Chi's grip on reality rapidly slipped away. Overcome with the need for more, she started grinding her hips on his mouth. "Ah yes, Goku! More! Gimme more!" He buried himself even deeper, breathing heavily through his nose as he kept a steady pace lapping his prize.

She squealed. "Oh! YES!" Dunking her head back, she pulled on his hair. "RIGHT THERE!"

He cunningly snuck one hand to her entrance and slipped two fingers inside.

She stiffened. "OH GOSH! I'm… GOING TO…!" A guttural groan echoed through the mountains. Shutting her thighs around Goku's face, Chi-Chi succumbed to her brain-melting climax.

Goku smiled as her clit spasmed under his tongue. Guiding her through her release, he kissed her bouncing pearl.

Chi-Chi went limp and let herself fall backward into the tub.

"Ya ok, Chi-Chi?" Goku smirked.

She splashed some water toward his smug face, missing her target by a mile.

His smirk widened. "I guess that means 'yes'."

"Just… give me a minute." Dizzy from her orgasm and the steam, she slowly sat up. "Wow, that was… amazing! Why didn't we think of that sooner!?"

Goku spread his arms on the rim. "I dunno. It doesn't make a lot of sense to be honest."

"True. But…" She shot him a very suggestive smile. "If it works on me, it should work on you too."

Goku sat up, his prick twitching excitedly. "Yep! I was gonna ask ya to do that. I even know how it's done!"

"You do?" She frowned suspiciously. I wonder what poor soul had to suffer through that.

"Yeah! Just watch!" He stood up, grabbed the edge of the barrel and pushed up into a handstand. "Tada!"

Chi-Chi rubbed her temple as she regarded her husband's advanced acrobatics and out-of-reach cock. "I'm not sure about this, Goku. Can you come down a bit? I can't reach your thingy like that."

Effortlessly holding himself up with one hand, he cupped his chin with the other. "I'm pretty sure this is what -" He caught himself in time. Whoops. It's probably better if Chi-Chi doesn't know THAT about Gohan and Videl.

Chi-Chi raised a curious eyebrow.

"Never mind!" He looked at his wife, then at his hard-on, and pondered his options. Hmm, wasn't Gohan on the ground? And where was Videl again? Oh… right! Goku nodded at Chi-Chi in agreement. "Sure, but I can't go lower inside the tub. Even I can't stay underwater that long. Let's get out of the bath."

She shook her head laughing. "You sure are talented at making things more complicated than necessary. Just sit on the edge and let me handle it."

Goku joined in on her laughter, scratching the back of his head topsy-turvy. "Of course! Silly me." He came back down and did as she suggested, spreading his legs to give her access.

Chi-Chi hungrily made her way to him. I can't wait to try this. Palming his knees, she traced her hands along his muscular thighs until they reached his groin. Running her fingers through his pubes, she crawled them down to his balls, stroking them gently. Goku's cock bounced enthusiastically, weeping precum as it anticipated a rousing new experience. Chi-Chi abandoned his sack and cradled his shaft, pausing briefly to admire his erection. Big and strong, just like its owner. I'll never grow tired of this thing. She slowly moved her mouth toward his tip. Pursing her lips, she gently kissed his leaking slit.

Goku groaned. Yikes! I'm not gonna last very long, am I?

Chi-Chi licked her lips. Hmm, salty but sweet. She opened her mouth and carefully took his cock inside, stopping halfway when a wave of uncertainty hit her. She closed her eyes and took deep breaths, allowing herself to relax into the experience. Wow, how very intimate! She swallowed. Resting his cock on her tongue, she began bobbing her head, sliding him through tight lips from his tip, down his shaft, and all the way back up again. Jolts of pleasure shot through her spine as she feasted on her husband's prick. Gosh, this is arousing!

Goku tightened his hold on the tub's edge, resisting the urge to grab her face and have at it. Huffing loudly, he watched his cock disappear into her mouth repeatedly. "Ah… Chi-Chi…"

She looked up, making eye contact as she kept her pace sucking him off.

The bath's rim dented under Goku's grip. Moaning helplessly, he whimpered, "Seeing you with my thing in your mouth… That's… SO STIMULATING!"

Chi-Chi smiled around his cock, losing herself in his piercing black eyes as she felt her cunt clench in rhythm with her movement. I agree, lover. She moved her tongue, teasingly flicking it over his tip.

Goku's hips bucked. "AAAAH!" Overwhelmed with pleasure, his upcoming climax thundered through his body. Fearing what was about to happen, he panicked and pulled himself out before his inevitable surrender. "I'm sorry! I don't wanna do that in your mouth, honey."

She gazed at him with loving eyes. "Thanks, darling. I knew I could trust you. We'll work our way up to that eventually."

Panting wildly, he nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, that'd be awesome!"

"I'm definitely adding this to the daily menu, though." She flashed him a smirk and submerged her face to rinse her mouth.

"Wooo boy! I sure don't mind!" Goku stared at his wife. Droplets of sweat rolled down his forehead, collecting at his nose and chin before dripping onto his heaving chest. Horny and restless, he eyed her like a hungry predator, growling in a husky voice, "We're not done yet, Chi-Chi."

She came up for air and cocked a teasing eyebrow. "Aren't we? I mean, it is getting late. Maybe we shou- AAAH!" Suddenly, her world turned upside down. Shaking her head to reorientate herself, she was greeted by a nice view of his ass.

With his wife flung over his shoulder, Goku climbed out of the tub and onto the grass. He put her back on her feet, stood behind her and bent her over. "Grab the edge. You're gonna need it."

Chi-Chi bit her bottom lip. Very familiar with this particular activity, she seized the barrel's rim and greedily spread her legs.

Goku ran his fingers through her slit to reapply the natural lubricant the water had washed away before grabbing his cock and shoving it in.

"Aaah…! Yes!" Chi-Chi moaned in approval. Quickly adjusting to the penetration, she wiggled her hips to let him know she was ready for action.

Goku palmed her ass and set a strong, steady pace, snapping his hips to hers with practiced confidence. Chi-Chi relaxed her neck, letting her head hang as she surrendered to her husband's expertise.

Goku inhaled deeply through his nose, relishing the fresh, mountain air as it filled up his lungs. A stark contrast with his wife's warm, wet cunt surrounding his prick. Throughout his travels, he had visited many stunning places, however, none of them came close to the serene beauty of Mount Paozu; the place he was always happy to return to, his beloved home.

Goku bent forward. Sliding his hands over her buttocks, he moved them past her hips and to her stomach. He caressed the soft skin of her belly. No longer as tight as it was in her fighting days, he preferred how she looked now. His wife, the woman who gave him two beautiful children. His matriarch, tirelessly caring for their family and their home. His best friend, ever patient with him even though he did not always deserve it. Admittedly, it had taken him years to appreciate her, but now, he couldn't imagine living a happy life without her. He glanced down at his spouse through half-lidded eyes, smiling warmly as he repeatedly guided his unyielding cock into her soft cunt, consciously aiming his giving opening at her welcoming heart. You're my home, Chi-Chi, my only true home.

Goku stilled his hips and stood up straight again. A little disappointed, Chi-Chi rubbed her groin to his, mocking him playfully, "What's the matter, Goku? Tired already?"

A roguish grin appeared on his lips. "There's one more thing I wanna try."

She giggled. "Oh? And what would that be?"

"Ya always like it when I go super saiyan and rough ya up, so let's see what ya think of this." Goku gave her ass a light spank.

Chi-Chi's eyes widened in shock, "Oh…?", which slowly turned into approval. "Oh…! Ooooooooh! Hmm, that's… surprisingly nice." Huh, I'm curious who he got that from.

Goku's face lit up. "ALRIGHT! I love bringing some fight to this! Kr- EH, my example also said things like 'call me master' and 'good dog', but that was a little weird, so I'mma leave that out if that's ok with ya."

Chi-Chi curled her upper lip in disgust, Gosh, who does THAT!? and sputtered, "Yes… please do…"

Goku cheerfully continued. "Okidoki! Now, brace yourself, honey." He interlaced his fingers and turned his palms inside out, stretching his hands in preparation. So, what did Krillin do again? He resumed his thrusts, Oh, right! So if I time it like this… and began tapping her bum in sync with his hips. Got it!

Chi-Chi's dismay vanished immediately. Pushing back into her hands, she growled in approval, "Rawr, I love it when you're in battle mode."

"I know," he snarled back. Adding more force to his pumps, he smiled triumphantly as he kept up his spanks. "Heh heh, this is fun!" And way easier than it looked!

Chi-Chi tightened her grip on the barrel. "Yes! Harder, Goku!"

He chuckled. "Don't tell anyone I said this, but this is secretly my favorite training."

"And this is secretly my favorite way to yell at you!" She immediately provided him with an example; "HARDER!"

Goku grinned and happily obliged. Woohoo! I love it when she goes all feisty! He abandoned his spanks and reached for the sloppy bun in her hair. Snapping the band to free her long, black strands, he ruffled his fingers through them and grunted, "Ya getting me all worked up, Chi-Chi!"

"HARDER, GOKU!"

He leaned over and seized her breasts. Fucking her even rougher, he hissed into her back, "THIS HARD ENOUGH FOR YA?"

Nails scraped across the metal. "UH… HUH…!"

The silent tranquility of the evening was rudely interrupted by passionate screams of pleasure. Time froze as two hearts opened, one welcoming the intrusion of the other, temporarily becoming whole.

Chi-Chi shuffled her legs wider. "I… NEED…"

Goku immediately took the hint. Maintaining the penetration, he moved them away from the tub and turned them around. Guiding them to their knees, he then lowered them down, chest-first, into the soft grass. Laying on top of her, he fisted a breast and snuck his free hand to her clit. He nuzzled the crook of her neck, setting a shallow but firm pace with his hips while rubbing the top of her pearl peeking through its folds.

Chi-Chi squealed, "Yes, THAT'S IT!" She screwed her eyes shut. "Ah… Keep… GOING!" Goku didn't let up, slamming his cock into the front of her walls as he deftly worked her clit. "YES! GOKU!" Panting loudly against her sweat-soaked skin, he cheekily pinched her nipple. "AAAAAH!" That did it… Chi-Chi's mind went blank, only faintly registering the earthy scent of the grass as the man on top of her overwhelmed her senses and guided her to heaven. With an incoherent cry, she exploded in bliss. Gratefully convulsing around her husband's hammering prick, she melted into his embrace, whimpering a soft "I love you, Goku…"

Goku gulped. Those squeals, I'll never get enough of hearing them! He freed his arms and assumed a push-up position above her. Abandoning all skill and rhythm, he began fucking her frantically. Pushing in as deep as he could, he eagerly chased his own release.

Chi-Chi spurred him on, groaning into the soil, "Yes! Give it to me, Goku!"

Goku closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, clawing the earth in desperation. His pace faltered. I… can't… He gave a few more erratic pumps… "AH! IT'S COMING!" and tumbled over the edge. "I… Lo… HAAAAH!" Goku shuddered. Filling up his wife's welcoming cunt, his welcoming cunt with his cum, once again solidifying their lifelong bond. When the final spurt left his slit, he collapsed on top of her. Kissing her shoulder, he slurred a satisfied, "I love ya too, Chi-Chi…"

After a few minutes of afterglow, Goku pressed back up and pulled out, allowing Chi-Chi to roll over. Smiling heartily at her messy face, he used his thumb to wipe some dirt off her cheek. "Thanks, ya did great! Ya always do."

She palmed his jaw and returned his smile. "No, thank you, Goku. Giving our friends a scare was definitely worth it."

"It sure was! Without them, I never woulda thought of any of this." A heavy sigh escaped his lips as a veil of sadness expelled his mirth. "I mean, nobody ever told me about this stuff besides Master Roshi, but he's a little weird, so I never took him seriously. It wasn't until I visited him this morning that I realized there was some truth to his funniness and now I kinda regret ignoring him all those years. Then again, we've rarely been alone together, and with me being gone, training, or dead most of the time, we never really got the chance to be goofy like we were tonight."

Chi-Chi nodded in understanding.

Goku's smile reappeared. "So, wanna change that? And start getting goofy more often? I can think of many more things to try!"

She caressed his face. "Oh, Goku. You made me so happy by initiating today. I'd love to be goofy with you. Just the two of us. Exploring. Together."

He leaned into her touch. "You're the best, Chi-Chi."

She giggled. "Just no more help from our friends, ok? We can do this ourselves."

He gave an affirming nod. "I promise."

She smiled. "I'm sure they will appreciate it."

Goku laughed. "Don't worry so much, Chi-Chi, our friends are fine! Ya know how it is; no matter what I do, people will love me anyway!"

She laughed with him. "Yep! You sure seem to have that magical effect on others."

Goku lowered himself down again and hugged her close. "Including ya."

"You have no idea how true that is." Chi-Chi flung her arms around his neck and brought her lips to his, smiling against his mouth, "I love you, Goku."

He rubbed his nose against hers. "I love ya too, Chi-Chi. I love ya too…"

They dove in for a big, sloppy kiss, and, as if on cue, two falling stars zipped through the sky, illuminating the area before disappearing behind the house. Panicked by the sudden burst of light, a swarm of forest critters fled the fire hazard called 'trees' and scattered across the lawn. A few seconds later, Goten's voice came from the kitchen. "Hey, Dad! Do you know where my DanceDance video game is? Mom showed me a clip of you and Whis playing it at Trunks', but we couldn't find it at his place!"

Startled, Goku and Chi-Chi accidentally smashed their teeth against the other's. "OWW!" they cried out in unison.

Taken aback by the unexpected wails of agony, Goten and Trunks exchanged wary glances. "Mom, Dad? You outside?"

Goku frantically rubbed his mouth to soothe the raging pain. Yikes! Probably better if they don't see us like this. Thinking on his feet, he shouted, "KRILLIN BORROWED IT FOR MARRON," hoping the boys would leave to continue their search elsewhere.

Alas, the door handle clicked. Gawking at his naked wife underneath him, Goku went from 'slightly worried' to 'full-blown panic' faster than he could think, WOAH BOY! Utterly mortified, Chi-Chi furiously clawed her husband's back, hissing quietly, "Do something, Goku!" An unsightly blend of confusion and despair painted his features as he sputtered through clenched teeth, "Like what?" Chi-Chi kicked her legs impatiently. "Use your Instant Transmission to get us out of here!" Goku's eyes widened. "Like this!? Where to!?" She dug her nails into his shoulders. "I don't care!" He shot her a fierce scowl. "Well, I do, because ya got your boobies out!"

The kitchen door creaked open. Pausing their squabbling, the ill-fated couple snapped their gazes toward the entrance. Goku gulped, desperately weighing his hopeless options. Crap crap crap! He released his wife and jumped up, stumbling as he tried to steady himself on wobbly legs. The creaking continued, adding more fuel to the already blazing fire of 'oh shit' as the door slowly opened further. Goku's eyes refused to leave the threatening gateway. Come on, head. Focus! Rubbing his temple, he placed two shaky fingers on his forehead. WHERE IS IT!? He held out his free hand to his wife. "Grab me! Anywhere! QUICK!"

Chi-Chi clumsily pushed up to sitting and reached for Goku's shin…

As the door opened fully…

And Goten and Trunks stepped outside…

A firm grip embraced Goku's ankle. ALRIGHT! Way to go, Chi-Chi! Relief coursed through him as he finally locked on to the target least likely to be upset by surprise nudity. "GOT HIM!" So, with a victorious grin, and for the last time in this story, Goku *pop* vanished.

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*Pop*

"Hoot hoot hoot HOOOT?" A very surprised Bubbles asked, frowning at his clotheless visitors.

"No, that's not my tail, silly monkey." Goku lowered his fingers and looked to the side. "Phew! That was a close call! Right, Chi-Chi?" He paused, blinking at the empty spot next to him. "Erm… Chi-Chi?" Puzzled, he scanned his surroundings. "Huh? I was sure she held on to my…" He checked his lower leg and saw something much fluffier than expected. "Aw, how cute! Hi there, little fella. Have ya seen my wife Chi-Chi? She looks just like me, only a bit shorter." An uneasy feeling nagged at the back of Goku's mind, telling him 'something wasn't quite right'. He cupped his chin and gave it some thought. "Wait a minute… Since when does King Kai have a pet squirrel?"

"Hoot hoot."

"He doesn't!? So that means…?"

"Hoot!"

Uh-oh… Realizing his mistake, Goku scratched his head and smiled his signature toothy grin. "So, I guess Chi-Chi's still in our yard, huh? Woah boy! She's not gonna be happy about that!"

"Hoot-Hoot? HOOOOOOT HOOT-HOOOOT!" Bubbles bounced, clapping his hands jokingly.

Goku laughed. "Yep! It looks like I made an INSTANT TRANS-OOPSIE!"

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~ The end ~

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How Goku wiggles himself out of this is beyond me, but I'm sure he'll find a way. :-)

This is it, the end of the journey. I'd love to know which chapter was your favorite and why. I had a ton of fun working on Instant Trans-oopsie and I feel humbled by the sheer number of fans joining me on this ride. From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I appreciate your enthusiasm and support.

I wish you all the best, and hopefully, we meet again. Take care!

The chapter titles are all based on songs or song titles. Credits go to the original artists. Here's the list, give them a listen.

Yamcha: "Objection" by Shakira

Mister Satan: "Golddiggers" by Günther

Pan: "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer

Krillin & Android 18: "Who Let The Dogs Out" by Baha Men

Trunks: "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls

Gohan & Videl: "Circus Minimus" by JVZEL & Neon Haze

Piccolo: "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire & Krayzie Bone

Whis: "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child

Frieza: "Cold Shower" by Kix

Dr. Briefs & Bulma's Mother: "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears

Beerus: "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent & Olivia

Vegeta & Bulma: "I Like It Rough" by Lady Gaga

Tien: "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who

King Kai: "I'm Sexy And I Know It" by LMFAO

Master Roshi & Old Kai: "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang

Goku & Chi-Chi: "The Final Countdown" by Europe