It was a quiet and peaceful morning in Paris Frank, until the fire nation attacked. This won't be mentioned ever again.
"Marionette you have to get up or you'll be late!" Martinet's Kwami, TikTok exclaimed as Marionette was snoozing on the bed in hell o clock in the morning, probably dreaming about Adrenaline Address once again, before she was woken up by TikTok.
Markiplier quickly got ready for school and rushed out the door to race for school before she was late, she was going so fast she didn't she the car coming before it was too late and then she was dead except that didn't happen.
She got into class just in time, everyone else already having been there. She took her normal seat next to Allah and the teacher started class, no one reading this cares what it was about.
Suddenly, a massive earthquake shook the school. Both Mario and Adderall knew that something evil was a foot, and it was most likely Hawk Tuah's doing. Probably because a 100 foot monster was outside.
In the chaos of everyone evacuating, bith Marvel and Ad went to secluded areas to do their transformation crap.
"Tika, spots or!' Marionette shouted, going through her incredibly long and boring and loud transformation sequence into Lady while none of the hundreds of students could hear this, somehow.
"Plaque, Claws ow!" Adam Abreast also went through his transition into Shat Noir, becoming black.
The eyesores sped away to a tall building i won't describe, and met face to face with a really huge creature I also won't describe.
"Lawyer and Catherine Naruto, I've been looking for you! Give me yiur miraculouslys!" The horrifying creature roared.
"You'll nevef take our Miracas!" They both cried out as they jumped and landed on the creature, unlike the planes that hit the world trade center on September 11th, 2001.
They couldn't find the akumatized object, and the Lovecraftian monstrosity laughed, "You'll never find the akuma!"
Ladies bug had no other choice but to use it. "Lucario charmy!" A strange object fell from the air, and Lawyer caught it. It was an X-ray. She used the X-ray on the creature and found an enormous tumor. That was the akumatized object, cancer.
"I was depressed because i had cancer... and now because society is bad i will use my powers to give cancer to everyone else! CANCER RAY!" Godzilla does a Godzilla beam thing from the mouth
They, dodgethe attack, and it instead hits a shool bus with kids inside. "Oh no, of course Hawkeye would do something so evil!" Shirt Noir says.
The creature uses cancer claws and swipes at them, they dodge it but it hits the building they were on, giving it cancer. "I have and idea! Catacombs!" Shit Noir then uses Cataclysm on the thing, and it fucking dies. But the tumor is lying on the ground.
Marineford picks it up, and it immediately gives her cancer. She breaks it, and the akuma flies out and she does her Miraculous Lawyer thing that has already gotten old after about 1,000,875,782 times of seing it.
Everyone is back to normal, no one has cancer anymore. Except for the akumatized guy. He still has stage 11 cancer. He dies tomorrow.
"Noooooo!" Steven Hawkins cries from his attic, into the open window. He then does a dramatic monologue about finally getting the Miraculouslys, and this is all very loud but despite the open window, no one hears this.
Everything is now all good now in Paris Francis, except for when this happens again tomorrow. Someone really needs to investigate Gabe Abreast, that guys is really weird man.
I might do more of these idk. I created most of this at 3 AM, and i refuse to tell anyone which misspellings are on purpose, and which are not