How to start it off?

Ahem…

They say there are many forms of love-

Kitty(Bored): Urgh! Don't tell me this is some sappy love story!

Maddie: Kitty! That's rude!

Kitty: Sorry, but I was hoping for more than just a love story.

Maddie: I'm sure there's more to it than that. Right you two?

Brooke: Maddie's right. You do realize that me and VP are the ones in charge here.

Kitty: What about Lucky?

Lucky: I'm sadly just here for moral support or else this whole thing would be in shambles. Like last week when VP and I were away on vacation to Hawaii with family in real life and you let Code: Dollar Bill happen when curiosity killed the cat.

Kitty: Hey! Your number 1 vault looked tempting! I'm a Chesire for fairies sake! It's my whole thing. How was I supposed to know the one eyed isosceles freak with a bow would cause all that. At least he's back in the book where he belongs.

Brooke: Kitty, you let an all powerful and psychotic being out of its prison. And on the first day of the job.

Kitty: I'm just an observer taking note of things here while spreading a little chaos.

And that chaos led you to be possessed and your girlfriend slightly traumatized because she now knows the secret anatomy of a Jabberwocky.

Maddie: (Whimpering) I'll never look at them the same ever again.

Kitty(Guilty): I'm sorry dear. I was… stupid. I didn't mean for all that to happen. (Words towards VP) Besides, weren't you supposed to be back in seven days. Why eight? We waited the whole day.

Don't blame this on me. My parents said to leave Hawaii then. What they failed to explain was the plane was to leave at 9. And by 9, I mean 9 pm. It's not like I wanted to leave you guys dealing with a psychotic dorito and getting the theater wrecked. The emergency bunker could only do so much.

Maddie: Couldn't you work through your tablet?

I am still new to this. It just felt easy on a computer but not like my parents would allow me to bring it since they want me to enjoy more activities, spend time with family, go out more. Look, we're getting off topic. How about this for a starting sentence:

How do you define the insane-

Brooke: Woah, woah! Wait a sec, really?

C'mon, it does sort of apply to this in a sense.

Brooke: I know… but really this?

Lucky: I agree with her on this one. This is even worse than your dull cheesy line on your first diary entry.

Kitty: Hah!

Hey! You're not supposed to say that! Look, I'm trying and here okay?

Kitty: Failing miserable.

I just want a good sentence to get it going. How about this sentence:

In this story, all the dimensions-

Lucky: Wait a minute! Isn't this technically spoiling?

We are so not having this conversation, I can't help it when I spoil something!

Brooke: It's alright VP, I feel your pain.

What am I supposed to do?! I can't exactly go with the classic "Once upon a time," that's just cliche. I just don't know what to do?!

Lucky: *Sigh* VP, you're just starting. It's okay. As your best friend, support system, and stuff dog for years, it's important to help out. Even if I tend to disagree with you.

Brooke: Lucky's right. And not just you two. I'm here to help. And so are Maddie and Kitty.

Maddie: Cheer up my dear friend narrator/writer! I will help out as much as well and make sure that sad mood goes into a happy mood! Right, Kitty?

Kitty: Well, as much as a nuisance you can be just from getting to know you, you're lucky that I like nuisances. I'll help out as well.

You guys… thanks!

Brooke: How about we all take a hand in coming up with narrating the first chapter. Even though the Wonderlandians aren't supposed to know, it might be a good idea to get some good feedback for a few starting sentences.

VP: All in favor of that idea, say "I"!

All: I!

And done! Ready?

Brooke: Ready!

Let's do this people!